One Shocking Surprise: Kushina's Plan Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: Okay, I had this planned for my original 100th chap, but I couldn't get it finished in time so it couldn't my 100th chap. But I am pleased I did finally get this one finished and was able to make it my 150th chap. I still can't believe this is still alive and kicking really. I didn't think this would be going on this long really. But it's thanks to all of you guys reading and reviewing this wanting more. And those who gave me ideas to use so I could continue writing this series. I'll get to those ideas, that those haven't given me just give me some time. Right, now on to work. This one will have Ino, Temari, Tenten, Hana, Rin, Kurenai, Anko, Yugao, Ayame, and my original character Rei. Sorry, no Sakura in this one at all. This is also kind of a long one too. Along with not following canon.

A/N 2: reposted for corrections that was pointed out by snake1980 as well as some added stuff I decided to add too. If you you've already read this and want to re-review it please PM me. Thanks.


Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze cackled in a madwoman manner as she placed the last parts of her plan in action. Now it was time for things to get going. She rubbed her hands as she grinned.

"Soon, very soon I'll get all that I ever wanted" she crowed loudly then began to cackle in an insane manner again.

Her laughs echoed throughout the village and made many feel cold shivers down their spines since they knew the Red Menace of Konoha was up to something.

/Scene Break/

A Few Days Later

All over Konoha there was reports of girls missing. But a select number of girls and they haven't been seen in days. This worried the populace and Minato as Hokage had to do something. Mainly since most of the girls missing were some of his best kunoichi. So he sent his best shinobi out. That team consisted of Kakashi, Asuma, Itachi and Obito. These four will be handling and reporting their findings straight to the Hokage.

They started their search by visiting all the families that had missing girls. They visited the Yamanakas, Inuzukas, Hyugas, Ichirakus, Kisaragi, and Uchiha.

/Scene Break/

Inoichi was worried sick about his little princess, Ino, and hoped she was alright. It was kind of sad and pathetic to the team sent out to investigate since they had to watch Inoichi blubber like a baby about Ino.

"I hope my little baby girl is alright" Inoichi cried.

"I am sure she is fine" Kakashi said trying to re-assure the blond.

"But she could be hurt or worse. Oh my poor, poor sweet baby Ino. Where are you, daddy wants you home!" Inoichi blubbered.

It was sad and a bit disturbing how a member of the legendary Ino-Shika-Cho team was reduced to this state. The team was glad to get out of there since that just wasn't right at all.

/Scene Break/

Tsume just barked out laughing.

"She better have a damn good reason for being away for so long and it better be being pumped full of baby batter to give me a litter of grand-pups to spoil rotten" the head of the Inuzuka clan said.

She had her arms crossed over her chest and a big hopeful grin on her face.

"Aren't you even worried about your daughter?" Asuma asked a bit shocked at the Inuzuka clan's reaction.

Tsume just shrugged and reiterated that Hana better be gone and getting knocked up and ready to make her a grandmother.

The team left the Inuzuka compound with Tsume's barking laughter of how she'd spoil her grand-pups. They were shaking their heads wondering what was wrong with the Inuzuka matriarch.

/Scene Break/

The team's next spot was Ichiraku's where they found Teuchi worrying about Ayame since she hadn't been seen. He really hoped his only daughter was alright.

"I really hope she isn't hurt. Do you think she's in any danger?" Teuchi asked worriedly.

"We don't think so, but the Hokage is worried and we're investigating" Kakashi said.

"I am just so worried about Ayame. She's a real sweet girl and I don't know what I'd do if something happened to her" Teuchi said as he wringing his hands.

The team left feeling bad for Teuchi since he was an only father and Ayame was his only family really.

/Scene Break/

Finally the Uchiha, Fugaku acted all cold and emotionless throughout the whole thing. Not showing an ounce of worried about Rei. Itachi and Obito were pissed at this since they both cared for Rei. Itachi it was his sister and Obito it was his cousin.

"She better have a good reason to be missing" Fugaku said with a snarl.

On their way out they were stopped by Mikoto.

"Mom" Itachi said.

"Itachi, when you find your sister tell her I want at least one grandson and granddaughter to spoil" Mikoto said.

Itachi looked at his mother like she was insane, but before he could say anything she left. Itachi had a strange feeling that his mom knew what was happening, but shrugged it off as being paranoid.

They left the Uchiha compound with Itachi and Obito displeased with their clan head. The two were both worried about Rei. Itachi was worried since this was his sister and for Obito, Rei was his favorite family member since most were all rod up the butt kind of people.

/Scene Break/

Kakashi was worried about this all since Rin was among the missing. Obito was just as worried as Kakashi since the three had been a genin team back in the day.

Asuma had his own worry since Kurenai hadn't been seen either. He was worried about Kurenai since he had a thing for her and wanted to ask her to be his girlfriend, he just needed to pluck up his courage and ask as well as maybe cut back on his smoking too.

Then there was word that Anko was missing too and that worried the team since Anko was a good kunoichi to have around if they needed a prisoner to interrogate or to have a good time with.

Then there was word of a Suna kunoichi missing too and she was last seen in Konoha. According to reports Suna had send one of their Kunoichi on a simple mission, but never returned. They worried and asked Konoha to help look for their missing kunoichi since they are allies.

Also there was an Anbu missing too. This was worrying since Anbu were highly-trained and to have one missing was quite serious.

Finally there was the missing daughter of a weapon shop owner. The girl was also a kunoichi too so it meant she needed to be found soon.

/Scene Break/

As the team went looking for clues they found one common denominator between all that are missing. The last person they were seen with was Kushina. Now none of the team really thought Kushina was involved. I mean, she was not only the Hokage's wife, but she was a very strong and respected kunoichi too and had never show an ounce of disloyalty at all.

But the team had to check it out. So they headed over to the Namikaze compound. Kakashi knocked on the door. Kushina answered looking very happy for some reason. Obito and Kakashi knew Kushina the best and felt a wave of terror pass through them like a ghost gliding over through them. If Kushina was smiling then that meant she had done something. Asuma and Itachi were totally oblivious to this.

"Yes, what can I do for you?" Kushina asked.

"Forgive us Lady Kushina, but we're looking for some missing women and we've been told you were the last to see them all" Itachi said.

"Oh them, yeah I saw them" Kushina said casually.

"Where were they headed when you left them?" Kakashi asked.

"To Naruto's room" Kushina said as her smile returned to her face as she looked quite giddy about something.

Obito and Kakashi moved in with Asuma on their heels. Itachi followed apologizing for the barging in. Kushina just shrugged.

Now Obito and Kakashi knew the Namikaze compound since they've been there a lot. They got to Naruto's door and Kakashi began to knock on it. But got no answer. Obito being impatient picked the lock and they entered. What they saw shocked them.

On the bed was Naruto and all around him were all the missing girls and kunoichi. They were all in some sort of undress. Though a blanket or sheet covered their modesty nicely. It looked like a scene from 1000 Arabian Nights.

"Is that Rin?" Obito asked pointing to a girl with brown hair.

"Yeah, but she's younger" Kakashi said.

"That looks like Kurenai, but she's also young too" Asuma said.

"What is going on here?" Itachi asked out loud.

Some of the girls began to stir.

"Ugh, oh man now that was a night" Anko said.

"Anko, is that you?" Asuma asked as he stared at the young looking purple haired girl.

"Huh, oh hey Asuma, Kakashi, Obito, Itachi. What's up?" Anko asked as she sat up holding up the sheet to cover her now teenage body.

"Anko, too damn early" Kurenai moaned.

She turned to see the guys and eeped as she tried to cover herself up more. This caused a chain reaction as the rest of the girls awoke.

"Too damn loud" most grumbled.

The team just watched all the young girls wake up, notice them and then squeak and cover themselves up even more.

The four shinobi just stood there utterly shocked at what they were seeing. Then Naruto woke up yawning wide. He then proceeded to give each girl a passionate toe-curling orgasm inducing kiss. All the girls moaned and quivered through their mini-climax as their lips connected with Naruto's.

"Morning my angels" he said.

"Morning Naruto" the girls cooed.

"Naruto, what the hell?" Kakashi asked.

"Huh, oh hey Kakashi, Obito" Naruto greeted.

"Naruto, what's going on here?" Obito asked.

"Um, I'm waking up with a bunch of beautiful angels in my bed" Naruto said.

"We love you too Naruto" the girls chorused.

"Rei" Itachi said.

"Oh, um, hi Itachi, uncle Obito" Rei said giving a meek wave to them as she saw her brother and uncle standing there and realizing the state of dress she was in.

"But Anko, Kurenai, so young, how?" Asuma asked.

"You too Yugao and Hana" Kakashi said.

"And Ayame" Obito said.

"Um, not sure about that really" Naruto said scratching his head.

"I can explain that" Kushina said appearing like a ghost.

This made the team jump.

"You see when my darling son Naruto pumped Anko, Rin, Yugao and Kurenai full of his baby making batter it caused them to de-age to his age so they can live together longer" Kushina said in a very happy fashion. "Same with Hana though she didn't as much pumping, but get a ton for the hell of it. Also the same for Ayame too."

Everyone seemed to agree with this theory.

"Now, you have found the girls. You can all leave" Kushina demanded.

"We can't do that Lady Kushina. We have to gather all these girls up and then report to the Hokage" Asuma started.

Asuma was wrapped in chakra chains.

"Asuma! Lady Kushina release him" Itachi said.

"No" Kushina said petulantly.

"Kushina, please release Asuma" Obito said politely.

"No" Kushina said stubbornly.

"Please Kushina be reasonable" Kakashi said.

"No one, and I mean no one is going to stop this. I have planned this for so long. I am not going to have anyone stop my plan to get me a ton of grandbabies" Kushina said thunderously.

Kakashi and Obito stood there stunned. They couldn't believe that Kushina had planned this whole thing just to get grandkids. That was insane.

"All of you leave, NOW!" Kushina shouted.

She fired out more chakra chains wrapping up Kakashi, Obito and Itachi. She then dragged all of them out of the room. Kakashi and Obito tried their hardest to get out, but the chains were tight around them. She stuck her head in before closing the door.

"Those babies aren't going to make themselves. Get back to work. I want to hear some loud moans and cries of sheer unadulterated pleasure coming from all of you. That's the only way I know you're all getting the job done of getting me my grandbabies" she said then closed the door.

She got her wish as she heard the erotic symphony as she dragged the four shinobi outside.

"Now as to you four. Go back to my husband and tell him to stopping being so meddlesome" Kushina said giving each of them one of her patent scary glares with her long red hair flying through a non-existent wind and a very dark aura surrounding her very being as she released them from her chains.

"YES MA'AM" the four grown man said as they saluted and ran away as fast as they could.

Kushina walked back inside singing, "I'm going to get my grandbabies, I'm going to get my grandbabies. Oh yes I am, oh yes I am. Going to spoil them rotten yes I am, yes I am."

End


A/N: whew this is now done and I am so happy it is. It took me a while to write this one and trying to make it good and different. Hope you all liked it. Thanks for reading and please review.