One Shocking Surprise: Apprentice Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: alright, first off I'm sorry for how long it has taken me to update this one. Sorry, it's summer and I'm feeling lazy really. I got this idea from NarutoKushina. So thanks for that. Oh, and Orochimaru is good in this and Naruto, Shizune and Anko are all the same ages in this too.
Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru were all unhappy. What were they unhappy with? Well for one thing they couldn't find their apprentices. Jiraiya had taken Naruto, Minato's son and his former apprentice, under his wing. Tsunade's apprentice was Shizune and Orochimaru's apprentice was Anko. Now all three students of the sannin were the same age and hung out together a lot since the sannin hung out together. They couldn't find the three after searching through their usual places they could be at. They even talk to everyone they saw and got no answer at all.
This made them now very worried and decided to go to the Hokage to send out search teams for fear they might be captured. They all ran into each other as they enter the Hokage tower. After trading stories their worries increased tenfold. All of their apprentices were missing. This was quite bad.
They entered the Hokage office to find Minato and Kushina huddled and giggling. Seeing this sight made them not want to tell the giggling duo what was going on. Mainly since Naruto was their son and if they found out he was missing there'd be heads rolling.
"You tell them" Orochimaru said.
"What me, why me?" Jiraiya asked.
"Because you're the one who can stand the most abuse" Orochimaru said.
Jiraiya sputtered.
"Bleach Butt is right" Tsunade said.
"I thought I told you not to call me that any more" Orochimaru said glaring at Tsunade.
Sadly the snake sannin got his unwanted nickname after getting drunk one night and then found the next morning with his butt in the air sans any kind of garment. His rump as pale as the moon and thus his two teammates, who found him gave him the nickname of Bleach Butt.
"Get over it Bleach Butt" Tsunade said rolling her eyes.
"Okay, Fun Bags" Orochimaru said calling his fellow sannin her most hated nickname.
Tsunade cracked her knuckles as she growled at her pale teammate. Orochimaru immediately apologized not wanting a beating.
"Go tell them pervert" Tsunade said.
"Fine" Jiraiya grumbled.
But before the toad sage could do it they heard words through the giggles. They were 'we're great matchmakers', 'tower in the Forest of Death', 'so many grandbabies' and 'we'll have them before any of our friends'. This made the three sannin curious and they moved forward.
They got there and found Minato and Kushina were huddling over a crystal ball. They all looked into it and saw what their apprentices were doing. Jiraiya flew back by an epic nosebleed as his trademark perverted giggle emitted from his mouth. Orochimaru grasped his chest and fainted dead away. Tsunade grumbled as she rolled her eyes. She then dragged her two teammates out.
"They could've asked me to help, I am family too you know" she mumbled under her breath.
End