One Shocking Surprise: Fairies & a Fox Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto or Fairy Tail at all
A/N: I decided to try another crossover since my FMA/Naruto crossovers went over so well. Hope you all like this one. This one is a Fairy Tail/Naruto blend in it.
"Kakashi-sensei, where are we going again?" Sakura asked.
"We're going to a port town called Hargeon" Kakashi said with his nose buried in his perverted book.
"And why are we going there?" Ino asked.
"Because, one of our ninja went there as an ambassador and hasn't returned yet. We've been sent to get them" Kakashi said.
"Ugh, the idiot" Sakura muttered under her breath.
The three were taking a boat to Hargeon. They soon disembarked and Kakashi looked at the directions he had gotten from the Hokage.
"So where are to go now?" Ino asked as she took in the bustling harbor.
It was so different from the elemental nations really.
"The hotel where our ambassador should hopefully be" Kakashi said.
The team headed in and then after checking in at the front desk to make sure their ambassador was still there. He was so they headed up after getting the room number. The front desk clerk wouldn't give them a key.
"Stupid idiot, he should've given us the key" Ino grumbled.
"I can't believe he didn't fall for my feminine wiles" Sakura pouted.
"HA, like you got feminine wiles Forehead" Ino barked.
"I do, you're just jealous Ino-pig" Sakura snapped.
"Please, I got more sex appeal than you do Forehead" Ino said as she struck a pose.
"HA, you call that sex appeal? Watch this" Sakura said as she struck a pose.
Kakashi just ignored all of this with his nose buried in his beloved Icha Icha.
The two girls kept arguing til they got to the room. Kakashi knocked on the door, but got no answer. Not wanting to waste any more time the jounin decided to pick the lock. The three entered and came upon a scene that none of them expected.
On the bed was one Naruto Uzumaki, the ambassador, in bed with two women. One with blond hair and another with red.
"Who the hell are you and what do you want?" the redhead growled as a dark aura enveloped her.
Sakura and Ino squeaked and hid behind Kakashi. Kakashi just blinked as he took in the whole scene. Naruto, Naruto in bed with two women, two women who are naked, Naruto in bed with two naked women in the middle of some very vigorous activities. Kakashi knew Lord Jiraiya would be so happy his apprentice was following in his footsteps.
"Eh, Kakashi sensei, Sakura, Ino. What are you all doing here?" Naruto asked as he pushed the blond a bit so he could see.
The blond had covered herself up while the redhead had no qualms in being in the buff with strangers.
"Naruto, who are these people and how do you know them?" the blond asked.
"Huh, uh, I guess should introduce everyone" Naruto said as he scratched his whiskered cheek.
"Yes, that might be helpful" the redhead said.
"Right, Kakashi sensei, Sakura, Ino I'd like you to meet Lucy Heartfillia" Naruto said as he gestured to the blond in bed, "and this is Erza Scarlet" he said gesturing to the redhead. "Lucy, Erza the one with the one eye is Kakashi sensei, the pink haired one is Sakura and the blond is Ino. They all come the same village as me and are ninjas too."
"Nice to meet you" Erza said.
"Uh, yes, nice to meet you" Lucy said still feeling self-conscious that she was naked in bed with guests.
"Naruto, what are you doing with these two?" Sakura asked.
"Um, having a vigorous discussion on policy" Naruto said slowly.
"And we were in the middle of the climax of that discuss. So could you leave so we can finish" Erza said in a way that demanding way, which you're compelled to obey.
"Yes, please leave" Lucy said wanting them out since she felt embarrassed being naked with others in the room.
"Of course, I apologize for the intrusion" Kakashi said bowing his head.
He left dragging Ino and Sakura out and closing the door making sure to lock it.
"Kakashi sensei, why did you do that?" Sakura asked.
"Why Sakura, it's rude to break up such 'peace' talks while they are in progress" Kakashi said with an eye smile and perverted giggles escaping his mask-covered mouth.
He then placed his ear to the door and a notebook open writing what he heard. He was going to send all of this to Jiraiya.
Pervert both girls thought.
End
A/N: okay, I hope at least a few of you liked this one. Thanks for reading and please review.