One Shocking Surprise: Paper Cranes Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: I haven't done a Konan only one in a long time. So here it is. I just tossed this title out since I couldn't think of anything better for her to use.
Pein was walking down the halls of the tower he resided in with Konan. He was thinking about all the pain he was going to inflict upon the world. Yes, soon the whole world will know true pain he thought. As he was thinking this his mind shifted. Konan hadn't been seen for a few days. She had skipped out on several Akatsuki meetings. This worried him some since Konan was his right hand woman really. So he decided to investigate it. He went to her room.
"Konan, are you there?" Pein asked after knocking on the door.
He had learned his lesson in not barging into Konan's room without knocking. He had so many paper cuts all over that it stung like all hell for weeks afterwards.
There was no answer. So Pein knocked on the door again.
"Konan?" he called.
Again there was no answer.
Pein frowned at this. Now he was getting worried. Risking pain to his person he opened the door to find the room in a disheveled state. His eyes were wide. It looked like a fierce fight had taken place here. He got in a defensive stance as he entered the room scanning for any movement. He saw some coming from the balcony Konan had. He moved forward cautiously and when he got close enough he heard sounds. These sounds kind of sounded like sounds of battle though not entirely. But to Pein they sounded just enough like battle cries.
When he caught sight of the 'fight' his jaw dropped. There on the balcony was Konan as naked as the day she was born with her limbs wrapped around some blond guy who was just as naked as her.
"Yes, yes, wreck me, wreck me" Konan moaned.
Pain just stood there stunned.
"NARUTO!" Konan cried out.
Pain's face went red as he spun around and dashed out of the room closing the door as quickly as he could without making a sound.
"I need a drink, a lot of them" he muttered to himself.
/Scene Break/
"Naruto, what was that?" Konan panted.
"Hm, what?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing" Konan said.
Konan just nodded and proceeded back to humping Naruto to infinity and beyond.
End