One Shocking Surprise: Dog Maiden Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this is a Hana one and where I got the title, well, just read my Kitsune & Panda story. Plus I haven't done a Hana only one in a long while too.

Kiba was feeling good, he felt like today was the day he was going to get all the chicks. Yup, he felt like a total badass alpha male. He was even strutting a little differently hoping it showed off his new self-confidence.

"Kiba, get your ass over here. Now!" Tsume barked.

This made Kiba falter in his strut and went dashing to his mom before she shouted at him again.

"You called me mom?" he asked.

"Yeah, I need you give this to your sister" Tsume said.

She handed Kiba a note, which he took.

"And don't read it pup or else it's two weeks cleaning the kennels" Tsume said with a glare. "Without the proper gear."

Kiba gulped and nodded quickly. His mom didn't make idle threats.

/Scene Break/

"Where the hell can she be?" Kiba asked aloud.

He had looked around all the Inuzuka compound and couldn't find his sister anywhere. Even her ninken were not around. He couldn't even pick up her scent, which meant she had to be outside the compound. This made him grumble since that meant he had to actually go search for her since he knew if he didn't his mom would find out, and she'd find out some way and he'd end up cleaning the kennels.

So his search began and he was coming up with a big fat zero. He had looked everywhere that he knew was his sister's typical haunts. He even went to talk to her friends, which included his own sensei.

"No, I haven't seen Hana in a few days. Maybe she's on a mission" Kurenai said.

"Nah, I checked the missions office and she's in the village" Kiba said shaking his head.

"Maybe she's somewhere getting her rocks off?" Anko suggested casually.

"Anko that's quite crude" Kurenai chided.

"What, it's not totally out of the question. I mean, she's been a lot happier recently. So probably she's getting the pipe laid if ya know what I mean" Anko said unapologetically as she wiggled her eyebrows with a lewd smirk spread across her face.

Kurenai sighed as she pinched her nose.

"We haven't seen her, but if we do we'll let you know" she said.

"Yeah, and if you find out if Hana's riding the S.S. Sausage then tell me because I wanna ticket too" Anko said grinning.

Kiba dashed off trying to rid the thoughts of his sister doing that kind of thing since that was just as bad as thinking of your parents having sex. Gross.

It was getting late and Kiba was getting tempted to forget this and deal with his mom's punishment. That's when he picked up Hana's scent. He followed it to an apartment complex. The complex looked familiar, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He shrugged it off thinking it was just a coincidence. He followed the scent, which was by now fairly weak. He got to the door where the scent ended and knocked. There was no answer, again the young Inuzuka knocked this time louder.

The faint sound of footsteps was heard and they didn't sound happy. The sound of the door was heard as it opened and it revealed an irked Hana Inuzuka. Kiba was about to say something, but all words died in his throat as he eyes took in what his sister was wearing.

Hana was just dressed in a pair of bra and panties in a lacy lavender color. Though the underwear appeared to be a few sizes too small on the Inuzuka female. Definitely her bra, which looked to be straining against her bust.

"What do you want?" she asked annoyed.

"Sis" Kiba croaked out.

"What do you want little brother?" Hana asked not caring how she was dressed.

"A, letter, from, mom" Kiba got out.

He handed over the letter and Hana took it. She opened it and read it. She snorted as she read it.

"Of course she'd know, and would want that" she muttered more to herself than out loud.

"Babe, where are ya?"

Through Kiba's stunned mind the new voice registered as familiar, but before the dots could fully connect Naruto appeared. He wrapped his arms around Hana's taut waist, nuzzling her neck.

"Hm, nothing. A letter from my mom" Hana said biting back a moan as Naruto nipped her neck.

"Oh, really" Naruto murmured.

"Read this" Hana said as she showed her lover the letter.

Naruto read it and snorted rolling his eyes.

"I know, right" Hana said chuckling.

"Well why don't we keep working on it then. We got permission" Naruto said.

"Mmm, sounds good" Hana said with a purr.

She dropped the letter turning around and wrapping her arms around Naruto kissing with raw hard pleasure. This showed off her tone butt. She back kicked the door closed. The letter got air from the action and flew out landing at Kiba's feet.

Kiba stood there shocked. His eyes then trained downwards to the abandoned letter.

Hana,

I know what you've been doing. Rutting like the prime bitch I knew you could be. Whoever you're doing I want grandbabies, a lot of them. So get to making them.

Love,

Mom

End

A/N: I have an end goal for this series that I had decided. I'll stop after 200 chaps. I think that's a nice number to stop at. There'll be no more after that.