One Shocking Surprise: Steel & Gears Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist at all
A/N: okay, so I know I did this combo already and with the same title really. I didn't just switch a few of the words around. This is a different plot too. I will also admit I didn't realize I did this combo until later on and I was already working on this one. I just decided not to change the title since I'm lazy.
"Okay Kakashi, where are we going?" Sasuke asked with hands dug into his pockets.
"Yeah, Sasuke and I had a date" Sakura declared.
"No, we didn't" Sasuke said with a slight glare at the pink haired girl.
"But Sasuke" Sakura whined/pouted.
Kakashi ignored them with his nose buried in the new Icha Icha. Somehow this new one was quite detailed though that wasn't new since the toad sage, also the author of the series, was never one to skimp on details. Especially when it came to the steamy scenes. But this one was quite good dealing with a heroic blond named Ruto and his taking of four war goddesses.
"So, where are we going Kakashi?" Sasuke asked again this time a bit louder.
"Hm, we're just on a simple retrieval mission" the jounin said in a very casual manner.
"A retrieval mission?" Sakura asked.
"Yes. One of our teams had gone to get some things and haven't returned" Kakashi said.
"And why are we going, it seems like a waste? If they haven't come back than that means they're dead" Sasuke said.
"Yeah, they're too weak for a simple mission my Sasuke could complete in seconds" Sakura said.
"They haven't died. That we know of for sure. Just they seemed to be delayed and the delay has gotten so bad that we've been sent out to get them and the supplies" Kakashi said.
Sasuke huffed as he thought this was a waste of his talents. He was meant for missions where there was fighting. Not recovery. Sakura was pouting since she wanted more time to stal- watch Sasuke.
"Here we are" Kakashi said.
They had just entered a small village.
"So where do we need to go?" Sasuke asked.
"To a metal smith. Said to be one of the best. There's some metal and other equipment that had been special ordered" Kakashi said.
They walked through the village ignoring the stares they were getting. They were used to people not seeing ninja on a daily basis. Soon they got to the edge of the other side of the village. There was large home it seemed, but it wasn't any kind of palace or mansion. It seemed more grungy and run down in a way. Lived in would be the best way to describe it. There was a sign hanging there that read; 'Rockbell Automail'.
"What's automail?" Sakura asked aloud.
"Don't know" Kakashi answered with aloofness.
They entered the place since it seemed to a shop.
"Hello, is there anyone here?" Kakashi called out.
There was no answer.
"Hello, is there anyone here?" Kakashi called out again.
"You suppose there's no one here?" Sasuke asked.
"No, the sign said it was open" Kakashi said shaking his head.
A faint sound was then picked up by their trained shinobi hearing. It took them a bit to locate it since they weren't paying much attention to start with. But when they started to hear it they couldn't stop. Curiosity got the best of them and they followed the sounds. They were getting louder and louder as they seemed to be getting closer. They reached a door then the three ninja looked at each other, preparing themselves.
Kakashi opened the door wide and they stepped in. Before they could even instigate any kind of attack they froze.
On the bed were three figures all naked as the day they were born. Their limbs tangled together as they were enjoying each other's flesh. There were two blonds and one brunette.
"NARUTO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT!" Sakura shouted recognizing one of the blonds.
A metal object flew through the air with tremendous speed flipping end over end til it landed striking Sakura in the forehead. Taking the pink haired kunoichi out with the wrench still embedded in her skull. She wasn't dead, just unconscious.
"Wow, amazing aim" the brunette commented in awe.
"Mm" the male blond murmured.
"She shouted at me, I reacted" the female blond said defending her actions.
"That's how react to everyone who yells at you?" the brunette asked with a doubtful tone.
"Well, no, but she startled me that's all" the female blond said sheepishly.
Sasuke just stared, blinked twice then turned and walked away.
"I'll be waiting downstairs" he said not even bothering to pick up Sakura.
"Naruto" Kakashi said.
"Eh, Kakashi sensei?" Naruto asked.
"Great job!" Kakashi said with tears in his eye as he gave his student a thumbs up before he too was hit in the head with a flying metal object.
End
A/N: hoped you all enjoyed this one.