One Shocking Surprise: CRA Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: this idea came from NarutoKushina. So thank you for that. I've changed a few things though I've kept the main concept. Enjoy.

It's been a week, one whole week and Tsunade was heading to see her favorite knuckleheaded blond. A lot had happened after the war. It came as a shock when Mito Senju and Kushina Uzumaki came back from the dead. They had placed some of themselves into the seal that was used to contain the kyuubi, who turned out to be female. Another big shock. Everyone thought the ninth biju was either male or genderless. Not female. Another who appeared along with Kushina and Mito was the kyuubi though in human form. She had long red hair and orangish-red fox years with extended canines like a fox and nine furry tails that were blood red and with gold tips. No one in the general public knew of kyuubi being back and in human form. They just said it was Kushina's sister since the kyuubi did take Kushina's body as a basis for herself. She hid her fox features under a powerful illusion that can't be broken.

Now with Kushina back there was a fervor of wanting to bring the Uzumaki clan back to prominence since they were a legendary clan though many had forgotten about it until recently. Naruto of course was the center of it since it made sense plus Kushina stated she wasn't going to do it with anyone else and if they tried to force her she'd castrate all the males and give hysterectomy to the females using the crudest of tools.

Tsunade hadn't heard a thing from them for a week so she needed to check on them and give the council a report. She had her usual Anbu guard since even in the village you can't be too careful. She reached Naruto's apartment to find Sakura Haruno there banging on the door and shouting obscenely loud.

"NARUTO, OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT! YOU'RE TAKING ME ON A DATE, NOW!" the pink haired girl hollered.

Sasuke had been paralyzed badly in the war and was in jail serving time for all the crimes he had committed during his time as a missing nin. He wouldn't be able to return to shinobi duties even after his lengthy sentence given he'd be too old even if he did survive the hefty prison term. So Sakura had decided to settle for Naruto since she knew he liked her. Not to mention there was rumors that due to being tested a lot on by Orochimaru that he was sterile.

What Sakura didn't know was Naruto's new situation.

Tsunade dashed towards Sakura in hopes to stop what was about to happen. But she was too late.

"WHAT HELL DO YOU WANT YOU WHINY BITCH!"

Appearing at the door was three redheads who looked quite pissed off. They were all dressed in the thinnest, shortest bathrobes imaginable. Not even tied up to cover their modesty since they had rushed to the door to find out who was howling like a banshee.

"Who the hell are you?" Sakura asked angrily.

"We should be asking the questions, pinkie" femKyuubi said as she glared at Sakura. "So why are you here?"

"I'm here because I decided Naruto can take me on a date" Sakura said.

"You decided" femKyuubi snorted, "Naruto only liked you because of your hair girly. You were the closest to what his ideal type was. That's all."

"What do you mean?" Mito asked curiously.

"Naruto got his love for redheads from his old man. He loves his redheads" femKyuubi said then smirked, "above and below."

Sakura's face went red and was about to say something when Tsunade clamped a hand over her mouth.

"How is the CRA coming along?" the Hokage asked.

Before she could get an answer a new face appeared. It was Shizune. Her hair was a mess and she was a bit unsteady on her feet. Tsunade's raised an eyebrow at this. Shizune was wearing a nurse's uniform though it was shorter than what would be standard and Tsunade was sure her apprentice wasn't wearing any underwear at all. On the uniform was words. It read, 'Slutty' on the front and on the back it read, 'Great Nurse Shizune'.

"You all can have a small break, but you'll need to get back in there" Shizune said, "you're still very fertile."

"Would any of you like something to eat to regain your strength?"

Another new face appeared and it just so happened to be Ayame. She was tying an apron onto her nude body that read, 'Ramen Goddess'.

"What's going on here, what's the CRA?" Sakura shouted out when her mouth was free.

"The CRA is the Clan Restoration Act. It's there for clans that are few to expand rapidly. The one chosen for it has a number of women that they'd engage in sex with and have kids with. They're also married too" Mito said.

"I want in" Sakura said.

"Hell no" Kushina firmly.

"Why not?" Sakura asked.

"Simple pinkie" femKyuubi said, "you don't have red hair."

"But they don't" Sakura exclaimed as she pointed at Shizune and Ayame.

"We need Shizune. She's quite flexible and can take a hella of a pounding" Kushina said grinning wickedly at the word 'pounding'. "Oh, and if anything medically goes wrong, blah-blah-blah."

Shizune blushed madly at this.

"And as for Ayame, why she is the goddess of ramen. Food of the gods" Mito said.

There was murmurs of agreement were heard by Kushina and femKyuubi. It seemed Uzumaki had a love for ramen in their DNA with femKyuubi getting it from being so close to Naruto for most of his life.

"Damn straight" Naruto said adding in his voice.

This had the redheads turn to see their lover just wearing a pair of boxers.

"Hm, you know. I think we need to rebuild the Senju clan too" femKyuubi said.

"I can't, I'm too old" Tsunade argued.

One of femKyuubi tails appeared and it wrapped itself around Tsunade quicker than a striking viper. It glowed for a while with seeing Tsunade's body through the illuminated fox tail. The tail then disappeared and Tsunade looked to be about the same age as Naruto though her chest was the same ample size, just much, much perkier.

"There, now you can't use that excuse" femKyuubi said smirking.

Tsunade is then dragged inside by femKyuubi grinning wide.

"You're going first since you've yet to have your sausage injection" the fox lady said.

Tsunade was too shocked to say a thing.

"Go back to the council and tell them we need more time" Mito said looking at where the Anbu were positioned.

Sakura let out an almost inhuman screech and was about to go on. But was halted suddenly by Kushina who slapped a seal onto Sakura's forehead making her eyes rolled to the back of her head and crumbled to the ground like she had lost all of her bones in her body. Then slammed the door. The sounds of unadulterated euphoric pleasure echoed throughout.

The Anbu just stared then left muttering how of a lucky bastard Naruto was as one carried Sakura like she was a sack of rice.

End