One Shocking Surprise: Brunettes Have All the Fun Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: so, I did originally have this to be another Blondes Have All the Fun, but decided to change it to give another hair color have some spotlight. I'm still doing that one for sure since I've already started on it. Just I had this thought too. So I just moved it to a later position in this series.

Naruto let out a big yawn as he made his way through the gate entering Konoha. He was tired, very tired. He had just finished a long border patrol mission, which was mostly boring. He stopped in to report he was back, but he didn't need to do much. Maybe write up a report and submit it, but that was it. He could that later since it wasn't urgent.

"Man, I need some ramen" the blond muttered to himself.

But when he got to Ichiraku's he froze. It was closed.

"NOOOOOO!" he cried.

He couldn't believe it was closed. He wept at the closed gate like he was sobbing over a tombstone.

"My poor sweet ramen, why, why'd it have to happen to you of all? You were so young" he wailed.

He got some stares, but mostly was ignored. This wasn't a totally unusual sight really.

When Naruto finally sobered up he walked home despondent. He got home wanting nothing, but crawl into bed and hope in the morning to find out Ichiraku's closing was just a bad dream. He unlocked his door and then froze. He blinked when he saw someone he least expected in his place. That person was Kin.

Now Kin had defected to Konoha just before the invasion and was a big help providing info on said invasion since Orochimaru had a lovely habit monologuing before he killed someone.

"Kin?" he asked shocked.

"Welcome home master" Kin said bowing her head.

Naruto then noticed what Kin was wearing. It was a short kimono that just ended mid thigh and short-sleeved. Its color was a dull grey and the sash around the waist was an orange color with a big blue Uzu swirl on the back of it. His eyes tracked Kin's lovely toned legs upwards then noticed Kin wasn't wearing a thing underneath the kimono if the bare cleavage could be any indication. Lewd thoughts dashed across his mind like a speed skater.

"Uh, wha, uh" the blond said quite eloquently.

"Let me take your things master" Kin said keeping in character.

"Kin, what going on?" Naruto asked as he allowed Kin to take his equipment.

"Just helping you master" Kin said, "I'm sure you're very hungry. The chef is preparing your favorite dish."

That's when Naruto's caught a whiff of something all too familiar. He walked in almost forgetting to take off his sandals. When he got to the kitchen his eyes bugged out again. Standing in front of the stove stirring a large pot was Ayame and she was wearing the same outfit as Kin with an apron covering it.

"Oh hello master, the food is almost ready" Ayame greeted with a smile.

"Uh, wha" Naruto said again in all of his expressiveness.

"Master, perhaps a bath, you've been away for quite a while?"

Naruto turned his head to see Hana dressed just the same as Kin and Ayame, but due to her more ample bust Naruto could definitely tell she wasn't wearing anything underneath. His eyes then tracked down this time to see Hana's lovely legs that were pure muscle. Lewd thoughts raced across his mind again.

Hot damn, they look good he thought then shook his head of the thought. I'm nothing like the pervy sage, I'm nothing like the pervy sage, I'm nothing like the pervy sage.

"What's going on here?" he asked aloud.

"Master, the bath. It's running now" Hana said not breaking character.

Naruto was led to the bath where he got embarrassed when Hana began to strip him.

"Hey, I can do that myself" he whined.

"Alright master" Hana said then much to Naruto's relief left the bath.

The blond removed the rest of his clothes and sank into the bath letting out a sigh. The hot water felt good. He hadn't had a bath for a while on border patrol. Water was a precious resource out there. He was so relaxed that he didn't notice someone come in.

"Wash your back master?"

Naruto's head jerked around to see Tenten. She was dressed like Hana and Kin. He was so stunned he wasn't able to speak. Tenten was able to get close and kneel down and began to wash his back.

"What the hell, Tenten?" he asked jerking away.

"Just washing your back master" Tenten said like it was obvious.

Naruto's mouth opened and closed a couple of times. Unable to find the right words. Tenten went back to her job scrubbing Naruto's back. And again Naruto noticed Tenten's lovely cleavage as she washed him. Tenten was finished she offered to wash his front and that's when Naruto found his voice again.

"I'm good" Naruto said in a high pitch then cleared his throat. "I'm good" he said again this time in his normal tone though a bit lower.

"Very well master" Tenten said then left.

Naruto exited the bath so confused as to why these girls were in his home and why were they doing this? But then his stomach blocked any more deep thoughts as it growled. He found a big bowl of ramen waiting for him. Ayame, Kin, Hana and Tenten were standing there waiting on him. He sat down to eat with Kin pulling out his chair for him. When he was done with multiple bowls his brain re-engaged.

"What is going on here?" he asked looking at the four girls.

"We just wanted to do something special for you Naruto. I mean master" Hana said.

"You did?" Naruto asked.

"Yes master, we did" Ayame said with a smile.

"And we aren't done yet master" Tenten said with a lusty smirk.

"Yes, we've got all night, master" Kin said with a smirk on her face and a seductive glint in her eye that was matched by her fellow brunettes.

Naruto's eyes glazed over hearing this.

The pervy sage would blow a gasket if he found out about this he thought.

End

A/N: hoped you liked this change of pace for this. I tried to do something a bit different from the usual.