One Shocking Surprise: Beetle Babe Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: time for another crossover. Enjoy!
Shino had gotten a very unusual request from his father. To look for his sister. Now many people were surprised when they did find out that he had a sister though not many knew this fact at all. Shino never speaks of her, not because she was a disgrace or anything. Just the Aburame clan wasn't one to speak to others about their business really. Not to mention his sister wasn't pure Aburame. Her mother wasn't a member of the clan and that made her not look like most of their clan really. But she was still family and the Aburame would look after their own.
"You gotta sister, what the heck man?" Kiba asked, "why'd you never say?"
"Because it's not really anyone's business" Shino answered, and I know how much of a horn dog you are and don't want to expose her to you in any way he added mentally.
The two were on the look for Shino's sister after she had gone missing from the Aburame compound and hadn't been seen for two whole days. This made the clan go on alert and start looking for her outside the compound. There wasn't panic per se since an Aburame panicking was like seeing a Hyuga without a stick up their ass.
"So how do we look for her?" Kiba asked.
"My bugs are on the look out. They have her scent" he said.
"Fine, whatever" Kiba grunted.
The two continued their search as they got near an apartment complex. They headed upstairs.
"You sure she's here?" Kiba asked.
"Yes, my bugs are reacting" Shino said.
"Fine, you know" Kiba said.
They got to an apartment door and Shino knocked on the door. There was no answer. Shino knocked again.
"Dude, why so polite, just knock down the door?" Kiba asked.
"That would be rude" Shino responded.
Kiba rolled his eyes and gently shoved Shino aside and rammed his shoulder into the door hoping the door would crash down. But all he got was a very sore shoulder. It was then that Kiba realized after several more attempts that the door wasn't of simple wooden construct, but thick wood and reinforced with metal or something. All the banging Kiba did must've got some attention as the door was yanked open. Kiba's eyes widened as he took in the hot sight before him. A bit of blood leaked out of his nose.
At the door was a girl with short wavy orange hair and peridot green eyes.
"What do you want?" she asked in an annoyed tone.
"Hinano" Shino said.
"Huh, oh hi Shino. What are you doing here?" Hinano asked surprised.
"Damn! Shino, your sister freakin' hot!" Kiba exclaimed.
Hinano who hadn't realized her appearance until now blushed as she hid her body as much as she could with the door. She had answered only wearing a short-sleeved black shirt with blue swirl that had shrunken enough to show off her flat stomach and her panties. It was the only clothing that she had time to grab quickly.
"This was another reason why I didn't tell you I had a sister" Shino said.
"But come on, how the hell can she be a part of your clan?" Kiba asked, "you look like you, and she, she's damn hot."
"I have no clue if that's a compliment or not" Shino said.
Kiba turned to Hinano and put on his 'charm' mode.
"Hey, name's Kiba, want me to show you why I'm the top dog of Konoha?" he asked with as much suave as he could muster.
Akamaru groaned as he placed one of his paws atop of his snout. This was so embarrassing.
"That's your best opening line kibble bits? Come on, no girl no matter how drunk they could be would fall for that."
"Shut up, I'm a total ladies man!" Kiba boasted.
"Yeah, right" Naruto said snorting as he appeared only wearing a pair of boxers.
"Naruto" Hinano murmured.
"I was wondering where you were when you didn't come back to bed" Naruto said as he wrapped an arm around Hinano's waist. Hinano leaned into his bare chest feeling comfort, security and warmth. "I found your bra, must've been kicked under the bed as we were getting it on."
Hinano blushed mightily at this as she remembered how furiously passionate it was.
"Oh" she murmured.
Shino's eyes shifted back and forth instantly connecting the dots.
"Naruto, you're having relations with my sister?" he asked.
"I am, and it ain't a fling or nothing. I like Hinano" Naruto said seriously looking into Shino's eyes. Well, Shino's sunglasses, but Naruto was sure he was looking into Shino's eyes.
"And I like Naruto, Shino" Hinano said firmly.
"I understand. I shall tell father that you're in negotiations to become Lady Namikaze" Shino said.
"Uh, yeah, sure, you do that" Naruto said blinking a bit in surprise. He thought he was going to get pummeled.
Shino bowed his head then paused a moment.
"Hinano" he said.
"Yes big brother?" Hinano asked.
"Please try not to get pregnant. Mother and father would be displeased to be grandparents before the wedding" Shino said.
"Of course Shino" Hinano said.
Shino nodded then left.
Kiba just stared. Completely shocked. Akamaru had to literally push Kiba away.
"Dude, what the hell!?" the young Inuzuka cried.
End
A/N: and that ends this one. I had some fun adding in a different character into this series. I honestly never thought about adding any girl from Assassination Classroom until this one really. Thanks for reading and please review.