One Shocking Surprise: Cold Steel Edition
By: Sheltie
I don't own Naruto at all
A/N: this is a femHaku and Tenten one. I've never done this combo before I believe. Enjoy!
The bright morning of Konoha was shattered by two piercing screams followed by this.
"NARUTO!"
Naruto grinned as he was patting himself on the back for another successful prank. This time he pranked two of his favorite girls, Haku and Tenten. The two girls were good friends ever since Naruto brought Haku back from Wave. Haku had survived and she and Naruto became friends. Naruto and Tenten were good friends before that. When the two girls met they liked each other right away since they took their career as a ninja seriously. Not to mention they loved to have throwing contests to see who could get the most bull's eyes to see who how many trick throws they could do hitting their target. So far they were tied 23-23-3.
As to what the prank Naruto pulled on them. Well, Naruto rigged their rooms. So when the girls woke up and sat up in their beds a bucket of ice-cold water dumped on them. He knew they'd get him back, but at the moment he's going to relish in his glory.
"DIE NARUTO!" The two still very wet girls cried.
Naruto quickly evaded a barrage of kunai, senbon and shuriken. Many since he was ready for them. Tenten rushed forward with a metal bo staff while Haku covered her with senbon. Naruto used all of his evasion tactics to avoid getting hit by the staff and senbon. He patted himself on the back for being the girls' dummy target though in reality he was always an unwilling one.
The girls chased Naruto all over the village trying to put the blond in the hospital, or possibly the grave. Whatever came first. Tenten ran through numerous weapons in trying to really hurt the blond or shove something up Naruto's ass or remove the one thing that made him a man. Haku seemed to have an endless supply of senbon as they rained down upon him, mostly aiming at Naruto's crotch.
"You're dead, Naruto" Tenten panted.
"Aww come on Tenten, you always like it when I make you wet" Naruto teased.
Tenten's cheeks reddened hearing this.
"Y-y-y-you idiot, you have any idea what you just said?" she asked.
"Eh, what?" Naruto asked displaying he had no clue he just said.
Haku sighed. Naruto wasn't the pointiest senbon in the batch.
"It means something sexual Naruto" she said.
"Eh, that can't be. I read it from a book" Naruto said.
"What book, Naruto?" Haku asked.
"The book Kakashi sensei always carries around" Naruto said.
Haku and Tenten's eyes widened hearing this. That perverted jounin was warping their precious Naruto's mind before they had the chance to. That would not stand. They looked at one another and came to some kind of silent agreement. Kakashi Hatake was going to die.
Naruto looked on confused as to what was going on as Tenten and Haku dashed off in search of his sensei.
Moments later a scream was heard throughout Konoha as Kakashi was properly punished.
End
A/N: right, this one went in a different direction from how I started and I just went with it. Hope you like the twist.