One Shocking Surprise: Ninjas, Vampires, Oh My Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto or Is This a Zombie at all

A/N: okay, this is another crossover type. As I said in the end author's note in my OSS Fairies & a Fox I want to add more girls that aren't in the Naruto verse.

"Man, why we gotta do this?" Kiba complained.

"Be quiet Kiba, lets just get this done and go home" Shikamaru muttered, "so troublesome."

Shino said nothing as he walked. Only adjusting his glasses.

They had reached the small little village that was their destination. Everyone in the village were looking at them with hints of suspicion.

"Geez, they don't look happy to see us" Kiba commented.

"We're outsiders Kiba, of course they'd be" Shino said.

"Lets just find this place, get what we came for and get out" Shikamaru grumbled.

The team reached their target was a small little hotel that could easily be missed if you weren't looking for it. They entered and saw no one at the front desk. Shikamaru sighed as he rang the little bell on the counter. An elderly caretaker appeared.

"Yes, how can I help you?" they asked.

"We're looking for a blond, he's supposed to be here" Shikamaru said.

"Hm, ah, yes. Yes, I saw him and two girls come in. Hm, let's see. Here we are, room 12" the caretaker said.

"Thank you, come on" Shikamaru said then left with Kiba and Shino following.

The caretaker looked ready to say something, but stopped themselves. Shaking their head.

"Might as well let them discover it themselves" the caretaker said, "it's been the loudest this place has been for a while."

Shino, Shikamaru and Kiba made it to room 12. Shino knocked on the door. There was no answer. Shino knocked again and still no answer.

"This is so troublesome" Shikamaru sighed.

Kiba not one known for his patience pushed Shino out of the way and began to bang on the door.

"Yo Naruto, it's us let us in now!" the young Inuzuka shouted.

There was a pause then the door was wrenched open and Kiba's eyes bulged and he got a nose bleed. Standing before him was probably one of the hottest women he'd ever seen. She was statuesque with a rack that only the gods could provide. She had deep green eyes that showed she was quite pissed off at the moment with black hair. All she was wearing a bed sheet wrapped around her body.

"What do you want, maggot?" she hissed angrily.

"Hot damn, I'm in heaven" Kiba muttered as his eyes were locked on her chest.

"Keep staring worm and I'll be sending you straight to hell" the woman growled.

"My apologies for my teammate. We're looking for a Naruto Uzumaki. Are we perhaps in the right room?" Shino asked pushing his perverted teammate out of the way.

"Naruto. Yes, this is the right room" the woman said.

"Seraphim, what's taking you so long?"

Another woman appeared though she didn't contain the bountiful chest as her companion nor was she as tall she still had a lovely figure though with red eyes and the same black hair. She was wearing a camisole that looked like she had thrown on in a hurry, which was true.

"Sarasvati" Seraphim said, "these guys are looking for Naruto."

"Oh, they are. Well tell them that he's busy" Sarasvati said firmly.

"Okay" Seraphim said then turned to them, "he's busy and can't come to the door. Sorry."

"Look, this is getting quite troublesome. We need Naruto to come back with us. His vacation is over" Shikamaru said.

"He's not done, leave, now" Sarasvati said sternly.

Shikamaru sighed as he muttered under his breath how troublesome this was becoming.

"Sera, Sara, where are ya?"

A blond haired and blue eyed young man appeared just wearing his boxers. He got to the door and looked at his two lovers.

"So what's taking ya?" he asked.

"We have company, they're here to get you. Apparently your vacation is over" Sarasvati said.

"Huh, it is" Naruto said like this was a surprise.

"Yes, it is" Shino said.

"Oh, hey Shino, Shika, Kiba" Naruto greeted.

"Naruto" Shino greeted.

"Troublesome blond" Shikamaru muttered in greeting.

Kiba hadn't said a thing as he was just staring and drooling with blood trickling out of his nose.

"Mmm, I love this ass" Sarasvati murmured as she squeezed one of Naruto's cheeks.

Naruto just chuckled as he slapped her hand away.

"Wait til we get back into bed minx" he murmured then nipped ear earlobe.

"Yes master" Sarasvati sighed contently.

"Hot damn" Kiba muttered.

Seraphim glared at Kiba and with a flick of her wrist two shurikens made of leaves flew from her hand and landed on target. The Inuzuka's eyes.

"AH MY EYES!" Kiba screamed as he fell to the ground writhing in pain.

"This is so troublesome" Shikamaru muttered. "We'll be nearby, let us know when you're ready to go back."

He left with his hands stuffed in his pockets.

Shino said nothing though he nodded at the three before taking the scruff of Kiba's coat and dragged him away as he whined about his eyes.

End