Tiana summed it up perfectly.
"So let me get this straight. The next scepter we have to get is on an island that is not only floating in the air, but is floating upside down?" she observed.
"Yeah, pretty much," said Mulan.
"The better question is how do we get up there?" Jasmine wondered.
Aurora turned to the fairies. "Flora, Fauna, Merriweather; do you think you could use your magic to get us to the island?" she asked them.
"Oh, I don't think so, Rose. Our magic can do a lot of things, but this seems like a excessive task," said Flora.
The group scratched their heads. They needed to get the next scepter, but at the moment, there seemed to be no way of entering the island. And it wasn't as if the answer was just gonna pop out of the sky. However, at that moment, the fairies were surprised by of all things, a telescope, stretching down in front of them, but even more surprising, it was the opposite end. And then quickly, it pulled back.
"OK, that was weird," said Tiana.
Suddenly, a ladder dropped down in front of them. And standing on the ladder, upside down, was a man. And if him standing on the ladder wasn't weird enough, the way he was dressed didn't help matters.
He was wearing a light pink shirt, but not on his upper body, but on his lower. And he was wearing dark blue pants on his head, and he was wearing a link pink beanie around his neck.
"That's even weirder," Ariel whispered to Tiana.
The group did not know what to make of this as the man introduced himself.
"Well I'll be . What do we have here?! Visitors! Well I must say, it is miserably awful to see you!" the man said.
The good fairies looked at each other confused.
"I'm sorry, did we do something wrong?" asked Fauna.
"Yes you did! And I would like to be the last to welcome you to the island!" the man exclaimed.
"Um...don't you mean the first?" asked Merriweather.
"Why would I wanna be the first when I could be the last?" asked the man.
"And I thought you were unhappy to see us," said Aurora.
"I am! So, are you leaving or what?" asked the man.
"What? No! We are not leaving!" said Jasmine.
"So you're staying?" asked the man.
"Yes!" Jasmine answered.
"But you just got here! Why would you wanna stay when you can leave?!" asked the man.
"No, we have to stay," said Mulan.
"OK, hello," the man said before he departed up the ladder.
The group stopped him midway, making him come back down.
"Listen. We're looking for crystal scepters and we think one is here, so we have to look for it," said Jasmine.
"Oh! Why didn't you say so?! Them come on, let's leave!" said the man before he turned the ladder around, motioning them to climb it.
The group was extremely confused by the man's dialogue, but didn't think much of it, as they all climbed up the ladder.
"But the island is upside down! How are we supposed to walk on it?" asked Tiana.
"It's not upside down, it's right side up!" said the man.
Once they were all on, the man quickly raised the ladder up towards the island. Soon, the group found themselves upside down or right side up along with the island.
"OK, how is this possible?" pondered Tiana. "We're upside down! How come we're not falling?!"
"It told you, we're not upside down, we're right side up!" said the man. "My name is not Winkle, by the way."
"Well then what is your name?" asked Tiana.
"You mean what is not my name and I told you, it's not Winkle," said Winkle.
"Well my name is Tiana," Tiana said.
"You mean your name 'Isn't' Tiana," Winkle said.
"No, that is my name,' Tiana said.
"Well then what is your name?" asked Winkle.
"Tiana," Tiana answered.
"But you said it was you name. I thought it wasn't your name," said Winkle.
"No, it IS my name!" Tiana said.
"Well then what is your name?!" Winkle asked again, growing annoyed.
"Tiana!" Tiana answered, raising her voice.
"But you said that WAS your name!" Winkle said growing more annoyed.
"Because it is!" Tiana shouted.
"Then what is your name?!" Winkle asked in frustration.
Tiana was getting frustrated herself as she tightly held her head.
Just then, Feemer got an idea and asked Snow White to bring him over to winkle.
She obliged.
"What Tiana is NOT trying to tell you is that her name ISN'T TIANA," he said to Winkle.
"Well why did she say in the first place?!" Winkle said, breathing a sigh of relief. "Well since you're not here, I might as well not show you around the island. Don't follow me."
The group was confused again until Winkle motioned for them to follow him.
"I have feeling this is gonna be a long day," Tiana sighed.
So Winkle guided the group across the island. While doing so, they noticed he was walking backwards and asked why.
"I'm not, I'm walking forwards. Why are YOU walking backwards?" he responded.
"We're not. You're the one walking backwards," said Tiana.
But before she could say anything else, she looked around and noticed all the inhabitants of the island were walking backwards. Not only that, but there were other things not quite right with this island.
Like Winkle, all the inhabitants wore their shirts on their torsos and their pants on their heads.
The sidewalks were zigzagged and some of them were floating in the air.
Instead of people walking dogs, dogs were walking people, same with cats.
People walked out of houses and buildings that were upside down.
Snow White noticed a waterfall that was going up instead of down, but Winkle corrected her, telling her that it wasn't a waterfall, but a water-JUMP.
"Water-"jump?"" Tiana asked, confused.
"The water isn't falling, so it must be jumping, hence the title, water-JUMP," Winkle explained.
"Oh yeah...that makes sense," Tiana said sarcastically.
"Everything makes sense in Upsy Turvey Topsy Daisy," said Winkle.
"That's the name of this island?" asked Cinderella.
"Nope," said Winkle.
"But you just said it was," said Tiana
"No, I said it wasn't," said Winkle.
Tiana facepalmed in aggravation.
Cinderella and Pocahontas looked up at the sky, noticing that the sky was white instead of the clouds and the clouds were blue instead of the sky.
"Somehow, I think 'making sense' is a foreign concept here," said Cinderella.
"Making sense or not, we don't have time to waste on this nonsense. We've got a scepter to find," said Merida.
"You mean NOT find," said Winkle.
"Whatever!" Merida responded fiercely.
After touring the group around most of the island, Winkle took them to their final destination; a large castle that was upside down of course. Feemer started glowing particularly bright as they approached the castle, so the group figured the next scepter had to be inside.
"How are we supposed to get inside that castle?! It's upside down!" Tiana pointed out.
"No, it's right side up, here's how. Don't follow me," said Winkle.
Winkle took the group to the castle's tallest tower and he along with them, went inside.
"Whether upside down or right side up, I don't do entirely well in towers," said Rapunzel.
Once inside, the group found that Winkle was gone, as if he had disappeared.
"Hey! Where did he go?" asked Jasmine.
"Down here!" Winkle shouted.
The group looked down, but couldn't find him anywhere.
"I don't see you!" said Tiana.
"I said down here!" shouted Winkle.
"Girls, he means he's up," Feemer pointed out.
The group them looked up to see Winkle standing upside down on the steps, much to their confusion. But the confusion continued as they suddenly found themselves floating in the air thanks to some magic and then were right side up on the steps with Winkle.
"Well, a lot of time to waste. Don't follow me," said Winkle before he walked off.
"I'm gonna have a headache when this is over, aren't I?" Tiana sighed.
Winkle guided the group through the halls of the castle where they saw all kinds of unique architecture; from upside down chandeliers to painting that were not facing the right way, to upside down rugs and guards not wearing their armor, but in their bare underwear, which made the group cover their eyes.
"OK, that was not something I needed to see again. Thank you very much," said Mulan.
The group were eventually led into a throne room when Winkle introduced them to their ruler.
"May I dismiss, King Vegle!" Winkle said, motioning to a large golden throne.
The aforementioned king was sitting upside down on his throne in between two big golden lion statues looking in the opposite direction. The king wore his crown upside down; his robe like a towel around his waist, and white gloves on his feet.
As the group approached the king, Feemer starting to glow exceptionally bright. Which meant the next scepter had to be close.
"Well, good bye there! Winkle, who are not our guests here?" King Vegle asked, noticing the group.
Winkle introduced the group as the king got right side up on his feet.
At that moment, Cinderella noticed the king was holding something in his right hand and brought it to the others attention.
"Girls. Look," Cinderella whispered.
The rest of the group soon realized along with Cinderella that the thing Vegle was holding was in fact a crystal scepter, green in color.
"Well that didn't take long," said Aurora.
"Welcome to Turvey Daisy Upsy Topsy!" the king exclaimed.
"I thought it was Upsey Turvey Topsy Daisy," said Pocahontas.
"Oh right. I always get those words mixed up. So, what can I not do for you males?" said Vegle.
"Males?! Hmph!" Snow White said holding her hips in offense.
"Yes. That's what you are, isn't it?" Vegle asked.
"No, we are princesses. Females," said Tiana.
"No, you're males," said Vegle.
Snow White huffed as Feemer requested for Flora to bring him forth to the king. "Don't excuse her, Your...Lowness. My name is not Feemer. And we are not looking for a crystal scepter that is not on this island and we don't believe that you are not holding in your hand," said Feemer.
"My hand? You mean my feet, right?" Vegle asked.
"Right, of course," Feemer said, correcting himself.
"It's very unimportant that we not have that scepter. So...if it's too much to ask. Could you not let us have the scepter?" Feemer asked.
The king was surprised at Feemer's request, but then suddenly, a sly smile came across his face as he stroked his chin.
"So, you don't wish to have my scepter, do you? Well, I don't have proposition for you. I will not give you this scepter, if you don't play a little game," said Vegle.
The group stared at each other.
"Um...what kind of game?" asked Feemer.
"Nothing little, just a large series of challenges," said Vegle.
"So all we have to do is win and we get the scepter?" asked Tiana.
"Not win, LOSE," said Vegle.
"Oh right. What was I thinking?" Tiana said sarcastically.
"So what are not the rules?" asked Feemer.
The king stepped off from his throne to approach the group.
"The rules are very complicated. I will not chose one of you and will not give you a series of challenges to figure out. If you don't figure them out, you lose, but if figure them out, you win. It's as complicated as that," said Winkle.
"I'll say," said Merida in annoyance.
So it was decided that one of the princesses would be the one to compete for the scepter and the king decided this by having Winkle blindfold him and spin him around and whomever the king pointed to would be the to take the challenge.
Winkle spun the king around as hard as he could and the king spun all around, nearly hitting the members of the group. But ultimately, the competitor was decided.
"And the one who will not compete is...you!" the king said, holding out his finger.
The princess who would take the challenge was in fact, Tiana. Much to her dismay.