Title : Chaos Family

Story & Author by Yuukinatsuki

Disclaimer : Well, Harry Potter & Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn! not mine

Warnings : English is not my mother language, so… some grammar maybe will be messed.

"So, where are we going Ry-chan," asked Byakuran who was sitting on the bed.

"Huh, chan?" he asked confusedly from the bathroom.

"…ah, that's honorific from Japan," he replied. "I studied a bit."

Harry muttered. Maybe it's better to take a vacation while learning the language "Hmm, I'm planning a vacation to various countries during school holidays," replied Byakuran's question while looking in the mirror for experiments with his metamorphagus ability. It's also because he has two identities and is actually gender-fluid, he wants to try being a woman while visiting magical places so as not to be recognized.

"Oh..." said Byakuran interested "Where?"

"No idea," he replied "Because I was also planning a vacation with the others, so I asked the others. Twins are interested in Australia and the Americas only because these countries still use English, also in Australia, they say there is a famous Joke Shop. Dudley wants to go to Universal Studios and I've been looking but many countries are building Universal Studios.

Neville wanted to go to the Amazon Forest and Greenland, possibly also China because there are many famous herbal plants there. Shoichi just wanted to explore Europe, especially Italy where the famous inventor named Verde lived as well as possibly America where Albert Einstein once lived. And you know Spanner has always wanted to go to Japan, he's even started studying Japanese. While Luna just wanted to go where I was going. I still haven't asked you, Byakuran, which country would you like to visit?"

"Hmm… dunno," he replied "There are nearly two hundred countries in the world. How about a random pick in front of the world map?"

"Good idea, I'll ask the others, because I plan to use the portkey if needed," said Harry coming out of the bathroom "Maybe stay a few days, then go to another country."

"…Ry-chan?" said Byakuran slightly stunned. Because what he saw was not a little boy with messy hair, but a little girl, slightly smaller than Harry with waist-length black hair a little messy with a pair of Emerald jeweled eyes.

"Yes?" said Harry "Are you all right Byakuran?"

"I didn't know you were a girl,"

"Ah… I'm actually a Hermaphrodite," Harry explained. "But since I'm also full of Metamorphagus, so I can change my appearance at any time, including gender. Even though the reproductive system is still a woman, so even if I become a man I can still get pregnant," Harry replied blushing "That's why my parents entered two different names and genders. My girl's name is Estella Chrysanthe, so for now call me Estella," he said with a mischievously wide smile. "Want join to prank the others?" he asked.

"…ah, sure."

Needless to said it's interesting pranking the others, especially the blushing and stuttering Shoichi and Neville. And the twins who had started to drift away from their families, ever since they entered the Snake House, joined the prank and came up with the idea of a gender change prank. That's… interesting. He still stands with his opinion that the female Byakuran is beautiful and hot with long silvery-white hair and a pair of lavender eyes. Luna is more of a cute boy though.

And so, when Harry suggested throwing darts at the world map posted in the living room, they agreed. So, they had a draw with Harry throwing the darts first, followed by Luna, Shoichi, Fred, Dudley, Spanner, Neville, George, and Byakuran. With so many people on vacation, so in a week they visit at least two countries. In order of Seattle, Canada, Singapore, China, Australia, Holland, Massachusetts, Afghanistan, Japan.

Well, at least out of the nine darts stuck on the map, three of them are close to each other. So, they only need one Portkey to Seattle and then by plane to Massachusetts and Canada. The rest they buy directly at the travel agency in Diagon Alley.

After packing, a week later they started their adventure.

Little did Harry know, Byakuran was planning to turn their adventure into a television show with Remus' approval of course.

But then again, Harry didn't know that, nor did he know that adventure would be one of his Potter Luck moments.

"Ne, Ry-chan? What are you doing?" asked Byakuran who barged into his study while carrying a slightly modified video camera in his hand.

"Hmm?" he replied, reading the papers and signing some on his desk. Even though Harry still looks like a kid turning adult, in reality, he looks adorable "Reading the sales report and the investment report from Griphook."

Byakuran then sighed "Aren't we going to Diagon Alley today? The others are ready, you know."

"Ok," said Harry as he finished and tidied up the papers and called the Potters' Elf House "Daisy,"

"Yes, Master Potter?"

With a small smile "Could you give these papers to Griphook," he asked "And these to Remus? Please."

"Yes, Master Potter, sir!"

"Thank you," he replied then approached Byakuran "Let's go,"

When they arrived, it was true that the others were already preparing for their vacation. Each child each brought a bottomless charmed backpack and a pouch for money linked to their Gringotts account. Arriving at Diagon Alley they went shopping for the necessities they lacked and met at the Travel store. That is until Harry (who in his Metamorphmagus disguise, long silver hair girl and big blue eyes it is) stops in Menagerie when he sees the Snowy Owl from his counterparts dream. The thunderbird he named Hedwig squawk was quite loud to his ears. He didn't realize Hedwig was following them and perched on his shoulder "Are you sure?" he asked, who replied with a squawk.

"Ok," he shrugged nonchalantly then went into the menagerie and bought the Snowy Owl that was in the cage. The thunderbird then chirped which made Harry raise his eyebrows "Are you sure?" which then replies with another squawk.

"Okay," said Harry looking at the Snowy Owl in his arms "I named you Artemis, after the Goddess of the Hunt," Harry replied, glancing at the Thunderbirds on his shoulders, who responded with a squawk and hoot from each and then flew off in search of some rodents to eat. He then shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly and continued exploring.

Although while exploring Diagon, Harry finds a cosmetic shop selling eye improvement potions. Harry's mistake was to ignore the shopkeeper's warning and immediately use the potion. He had no idea it would take half an hour. Luckily Dudley was beside him, so he pulled Harry over to the Fortescue ice cream parlor and waited for his eye to be fixed. Just as the Silver Haired Girl was about to sit down, Spanner grabbed her old glasses and said something about experiments and ideas from comics or something like that.

When they arrive at the travel store, they also buy a pair of stud earrings that can translate the language they hear. Harry is a pair of stud earrings with orange yellowish stones and dark purple opals, has Byakuran a combination of green and orange, Luna's bright purple and light blue, Neville's light yellow with dark purple, Dudley has reddish indigo while the twin is indigo. Although they also bought potions for Chinese, Holland, Afghanistan, and Japanese. And luckily Spanner and Shoichi had prepared contact lenses and programmed them in multiple Languages when Harry said he wanted to travel the world. Although Dudley's was made a little sudden.

"So, what are we going to do?" asked Byakuran still holding the video camera.

"Well, first, we're looking for an inn," Harry replied, pulling out his cell phone and searching for a place to stay. Whether he's aware of it or not, he's still in the girl persona.

"Hmm… if you don't mind, I'd like to go to the nearby national forest," muttered Neville as he looked around.

"Seercaterfly said there was something interesting," said Luna lightly "Maybe there's a snorkack there..."

So, they booked the Presidential Deluxe hotel room, where one floor of the hotel consists of ten bedrooms with ensuite bathrooms, a large living room, a large fireplace, a dining room, and a meeting room. Expensive indeed, but worth it.

After checking into the hotel, they wandered into the surrounding national forest. What they don't know (besides Luna) in the forest around which they are going is a magical forest where no one seems to know when magical animals have been there for the last few years and disturb the surrounding residents.

That is until Harry's Potter Luck rears its head.

And hell break loose.