Yaboirozzan: Thank you for the complement l, it's good knowing that people like my story and think it's written well, as I have moments when I think characters are OOC.
AnonBrowser: Thank you, and I do see your concerns with having episodes be cut due to the cast size. While it's technically spoilers, I've created work arounds so that I can include all twenty six episodes, so there won't be a need to worry.
Picochu: I know you actually reviewed it on Reddit and not on this site, but I thought it should count. Thanks for telling me about Anne Maria, it helps as she's the only character I haven't grasped.
Alien Resurr Eggtion: Part 2
Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV and I don't own anything.
"Last time, on Total Drama Action." Chris began, narrating over past clips. "Thirteen new cast mates were brought onto the film lot to compete for one million dollars!" Clips of the several taxis pulling up were shown. "Some showed that they could have the chance to easily win." Chris continued, shots of Zoey and Scott were shown. "Others, well, not so much." Compilations of Sam and Staci were shown this time, putting them in a much worse light than the other two mentioned. "Who will go home first, and who will come out with a million big ones? Find out right here on:"
"Total"
"Drama"
"Action!"
(Cue intro)
The episode began where we left off last time, where contestants were scrambling to get to the location of the alien facility. "Move over for the Lightning!" One person yelled. "Back off soft served!" Another contestant yelled. Eventually, everyone got off the bus, and ran to where Chris pointed.
Brick followed behind to pick up someone who fell down earlier and was trampled. "Come on soldier, I'll carry you there!" The person he was carrying on his back was Cameron, who just mumbled something in pain.
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The scene flashed all the way to the facility Chris was talking about. It was futuristic, and looked like it was covered head to toe in technology. Scott walked out of a hallway holding a GPS, Jo, Lightning, and Brick following him, and Brick still had Cameron on his back. They looked at each other with some form of weariness, as Chef could attack them at any time. Scott looked back at the group following him. "Don't worry guys, my pappy told me stories all the time about aliens, they're more scared of us then we are of them." He assured the group, having a devious smile on his face.
Jo looked at him doubting his tale. "Please, that's a load of bologna." Eventually, they passed by a door, and Brick held his ear against it.
"Woah, It's like something terrifying is in there, with no soul." He said shaking. The camera went into the room, revealing it was Chris who was in the room.
"Hehe, thanks, no take that." He pressed a button on his keyboard, which caused smoke to come out, making the five teens scream.
Cameron was coughing longer than the others, and Brick was frozen in fear. Jo sniffed. "Did, somebody just pee?" She looked down at Brick to see a wet stain on his crotch, and started laughing.
Brick suddenly got out of his frozen state. "No no no no no no no! That steam just had lots of water in it, I swear!" Lightning, Scott, and Jo looked at him in an unconvinced way. "I was just scared, and I let a little out ok?" The three looked even less convinced, and they started to snicker a little.
XXX
Scott was sitting in the confessional, snickering to himself. "Really? Is this really going to be my competition? An overly weak nerd, a cadet that sets himself, and a shy girl? Please, this game, should be a piece of cake." The schemer put his fingers together in a way a movie villain would.
XXX
The confessional is just three seconds of Lightning kissing his biceps.
XXX
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The scene flashing to Scott holding the GPS again, but him and the people he was with were with the rest of the cast. Staci walked up behind them, fiddling with the GPS. "Yeah, my great great great great great uncle invented the GPS, before him, everyone just had to blindly guess where they were going, and ended up getting lost." Anne Maria looked back at the girl with an annoyed look.
"Hey doll, how did you get into our group?" The jersey girl questioned.
"Well, there are no groups yeah?" Staci replied, Zoey looking back at her.
XXX
Zoey sat in the confessional, twirling her pigtails. "You know, just because Anne Maria is mean, doesn't mean that you have to be mean back." She blushed a little. "You know, I used to read a lot of Buddha as a kid, there was a phrase that would work here, but I don't remember it."
XXX
The cast was all walking down an alleyway and stopped when Mike looked down at his GPS to find a green dot rapidly blinking. "Well good thing we're all together right? It would be harder for Chef to survive against all of us." The tall boy insisted. Zoey looked at him somewhat panicked.
"What? Haven't you seen any horror movies? Chef is too powerful, and would pick us off one by one!" She said in a panicked voice. Suddenly a robotic voice came out of nowhere. Danger, danger, danger. It kept repeating the same lines, as the cast looked at each other nervously.
(Commercial Break)
Dakota screamed. "We have to get out of here!" Scott looked at her, much more calmly and annoyed.
"Yeah, that's what we were trying to think about, but which way do we go anyway?" The schemer questioned.
Zoey spat something out frantically. "North is nice, but east is least, so west us best!" She didn't seem sure about this logic at all, but Jo didn't care.
"Well, bad answers are better than no answers, let's go!" Mike, Zoey, Dawn, and Anne Maria ran off west. Jo looked at her map again. "Hey wait! It says that the boiler room is east of here!" Brick smiles.
"Great job Jo! Alien eggs are always in the boiler room, let's go!" Him, Scott, Lightning, and Jo all ran off, leaving Cameron behind.
"Hey wait!" The Bubble boy shouted. "You forgot about me!" As he realized calling back was no use, he just sighed to himself.
XXX
It was Cameron's turn in the confessional, and he was fiddling with a can of hairspray. "I'm what's known as a bubble boy. Growing up, my mom was super protective of me, so all I've ever done was read and sigh a lot." He promptly did that by sighing. "Even then, that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with." Suddenly, a butterfly flew into the trailer. "No way! A heinous laxispus? The monarch butterfly!" The butterfly landed on his head. "Agh! So heavy!" He fell over his chair with a loud thud.
XXX
Cameron noticed Sam, Dakota, Staci, and B going in another direction. "Hey guys, wait up!" He ran after them.
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Chef was running through the halls, and heard Cameron's yelling. He put his hand up against his ear, and ran off in that direction.
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Sam, Dakota, Staci, and B were walking down the hallway, and Cameron was running after them. "Yeah, and my great great great great grandmother invented the doorknob, before her, everybody just used a doggy door." B was putting his fingers in his ears, and it seemed it wasn't helping, so he faked coughing so Staci would stop. "Oh, sorry."
Dakota stopped filing her nails and noticed the Camera. "Hey hey all, Dakota here! I just want to talk to you guys about my latest sponsor, it's about-"
Sam tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey, Dakota, I think you should probably quiet down." The gamer innocently suggested.
Dakota glared at him. "Is there a reason for that?" The woman asked, just as she finished, Chef popped upside down from behind her, and fell to the ground causing her to scream.
XXX
"You know, we gamers may not be the best looking." Sam started, holding his finger up for emphasis. "But we have cat-like reflexes, it's like a sixth sense, hehe." He stared at the camera for a bit, and then played on his handheld game console.
XXX
The others were frozen in fear while Chef stood behind Dakota menacingly. He tapped her on the shoulder, and she looked back and widened her eyes. "Say hello, to eternity." He clicked his paintball gun, but Sam jumped in front of Dakota in slow motion, taking the shot for her.
"Ah! I've been hit!" He yelled. Dakota ran up to him.
"OMG! You saved me! Thank you so much!" She squeezes him, making Sam blush.
Chef looked down at the two threateningly. "I used to be in love like that." He promptly shot Dakota, making her yelp.
XXX
Dakota was in the confessional filing her nails. "I just want to clarify that there is nothing going on between me and that fat guy." She smiled sweetly. "Remember, I'm still single whenever!"
XXX
Cameron tried his best to run away, but was gunned down by Chef, being glued to the floor from the sticky paint. Staci was scarred, and hid behind B. "No please! Take him not me." She pushed B towards Chef rudely, and B looked menacingly at Chef.
B smirked as Chef chuckled. He then revealed his own paintball gun, that was the same as Chef's. "You call that a paintball gun?" He jumped up, throwing his gun that he already had to the side, and pulled out an even bigger gun. "This! Is a paintball gun!" B smirked, seeming to take up this challenge, and pulled up an even better paintball gun than Chef's. "Come on! Go down already!" Chef yelled, firing rounds of bullets towards B. B retailed by shooting many bullets at Chef, who dodged them all in slow motion. Chef pretty much shot all of his ammo at B at the same time, one eventually hit him, making him frown in disappointment. "You put on a good show maggot, I'm proud of you." B smirked and shot finger guns at Chef.
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The scene switched to Chris on the security camera, likely in the same room as before. "What was that? The guts, the camo? The gore!" He tapped his finger on his chin. "I'll fix it." Chris put a camo hat on his head, and looked at it through the mirror. "I should really wear camo more often."
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The scene switched back to Brick, Jo, Scott, and Lightning going through the halls. They came across a room to open it, revealing a boiler with eggs inside. They all smirked at each other, they were about to win.
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Staci was walking throughout the halls alone, she was inching around nervously. Eventually, she ran into Chef, and he cocked his gun. Staci ran away screaming. "This is for earlier, when your lies made my head hurt. The only thing that should do that, is my poorly seasoned chicken!" Chef shot Staci with his gun, causing her to fall to the ground.
XXX
Chef was in the confessional, but he was out of his alien suit, and in his normal clothes. "I gotta say, it felt good to put that girl in her place, hehehe." The cook chuckled.
XXX
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Mike, Anne Maria, Zoey, and Dawn all walked into a room together, being a dead end. "My apologies friends, but we have reached a dead end, it seems this room isn't safe either." Dawn turned back to tell the other three, they looked disappointed.
"Doll, we all know you're lying, you can't just understand what's going on at all times." Anne Maria told her in a grumpy mood. Suddenly, the door closed behind them.
Mike widened his eyes. "Um, I would hate to be captain obvious, but I think Dawn might be right." Anne Maria glared at him, and Zoey hugged him in fear.
Outside the room, Chef plugged a tube into a pipe, and turned the wheel. "We need to hire an effects team." He said blankly. Blobs of something that most likely wasn't water started going into the pipe, and the scene shifted back inside the room.
The four teens were complaining about how gross it was, and then Mike gasped and ripped off his shirt. "Aww yeah baby! This feels nice!"
"Oh mama!" Anne Maria squealed and started rubbing his chest. Zoey backed away in shock, and Dawn put her hand on her shoulder, but she was much more calm than Zoey was.
XXX
Mike was in the confessional, and he spun a spray can like a table top. "So, Zoey, she's nice." He paused for a second, and his cheeks went red. "Ok, really nice! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. Thing is,I have this, um, quirk." The tall guy explained, his cheeks now red with embarrassment.
XXX
The camera shifted to the eggs, and then up to the four people still left. "Sha-wow! These eggs look so real! Come on protein, come to Lightning." The jock tried to lean down to get the eggs, but Brick caught on to his jersey.
"Easy soldier, we gotta get these eggs back to home base." The GPS blinked again, representing that Chef was coming close.
The four survivors looked panicked, and Jo was first to speak up. "Hurry up dirt boy, lower us down!" The jock ette demanded. Scott did as he was told, and lowered Jo down to the bottom. She grabbed an egg, only for it to break. "Hey Chris Mclame, ever heard of plastic props?" She grabbed one again, this time more carefully. The screen flashed to show all four having an egg in their hands.
XXX
Scott was in the confessional stretching his fingers. "Me and my cousins always loved playing a game of 'don't fall into the croc pit.' Where you would have to hold someone over crocodiles for as long as you can." He sighed thinking about these memories. "Good times, good times."
XXX
Chef burst into the room and immediately shot Scott, taking him out. "Don't worry about me! Save yourselves!" They did as they were told, and the door closed on him, causing Scott to frown.
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Jo, Brick, and Lightning burst out of the facility into an old western setting, and Chris came out in a helicopter. "Greetings survivors, the military is here to protect you. Unfortunately, they can't let you leave with any alien eggs."
Chef walked up behind them, having a toothy grin. "What? But I'm on their side!" Brick yelled to Chris, his voice being drowned out by the helicopter.
Chris just laughed. "Right I did, but that wouldn't make it a challenge would it?" The helicopter released two bombs, which exploded with lots of green paint. "Glad I don't have to clean that up."
The camera panned down, to show Lightning covered in the paint. Jo and Brick being the only ones safe. "What the? How are we clean?"
XXX
"It's a classic military technique they teach us in boot camp." Brick smiles proudly at his achievement, though it drops. "Just wish I could've saved Lightning too."
XXX
Brick had just explained what he did in the confessional to Jo, and she looked impressed. "Great moves Brick for brains, now let's go!" Chef was in pain under some wood, and Chris came by to check on him.
"Can't you do anything right?" Chris has a voice that sounded like it was just to make Chef mad, but it ended up backfiring on him.
"Where's my money huh? Give me my money! Chef glared at Chris, if his eyes could shoot lasers, he would be dead.
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The camera panned to the trailers, the whole cast was there, covered in the green paint from earlier. Jo and Brick ran towards them, Jo coming in first, looking like she was just starting, and Brick sweating profusely. "Yeah! First place! Sorry you had to lose to a girl." She didn't sound sorry at all, just mocking.
Brick straightened his posture. "So? Any opponent could be a good opponent, you did a great job!" Jo was disappointed at the response she got, seeming to not poke any nerves.
"We have our two winners!" Chris announced. "Our, only two winners. Really, you guys stink, don't tell me we chose the wrong cast." The losers glared at Chris's insult. "As our two winners, Jo and Brick will now be able to pick the two new teams for the season, which means, they'll be competing against each other this season." The two looked at each other, seeming to not care.
"Well, I'll be looking forward to it, you're probably the strongest competitor here." Brick offered a handshake, to which Jo accepted.
"Yeah, I'll be waiting for a challenge." Jo shook Brick's hand, squeezing it so he winced.
"Before that though, one person will be eliminated in the most dramatic gilded Chris ceremony yet." Everybody gasped, as they didn't expect an elimination so soon. "Hahaha, I'll see you at 7:40pm on the clock."
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The first gilded Chris ceremony was starting, and many clips of Chris were being shown throughout season one, as a giant gold Chris sparkled in the background. The intro stopped, with the footage cutting to the thritten teens sitting on seats, they would soon become twelve. "It's time to cast your votes, under your seat, you will find a device with everybody's name on it." Mike picked up a device, showing everyone's head on it. He clicked one, but we didn't see who. "Just press the button of the one you want voted off, oh, and no peeking, or else it's goodbye!" Lightning leaned over to see what Sam was doing, but he turned away with an annoyed look.
Chef walked into the stage in a dress; holding twelve Chris statues. "Hahaha haha" everyone laughed at him, even Dawn and B, they just couldn't contain their laughter.
"The first gilded Chris goes to our immunity winners Brick and Jo." Jo catches her own without surprise, and Brick catches his with thrilling excitement. "Sam, Lightning, and Dakota also get one." The two boys didn't look surprised.
"Why thank you! I just want to thank all my fans for supporting-"
"Yeah we get it." Chris interrupted Dakota. "Mike, Zoey, and Anne Maria are also safe." Chris through a gilded Chris at each one of them, the first hitting Zoey, knocking her out.
"Oh my gosh! Zoey!" The next hitting Mike in the head, making him fall unconscious. Anne Maria laughed at them, only to suffer the same fate.
"Good job to my man Scott." Chris announced, the dirt farmer catching his with a smirk.
"Me? Why, I never expected this." Scott said, faking his surprise.
"Next is B, and surprisingly Dawn." Chris announced, Dawn looking offended.
Cameron and Staci looked at each other with wide eyes, scarred for their time in the game. "Cameron, Staci, one of you will be the first out of Total Drama Action." The host said menacingly. Staci was looking at her peers with betrayal, and Cameron was panicking silently. "The last gilded Chris goes to:"
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"Staci"
"What?!??!" Cameron jumped out of his seat, being completely surprised by the liar getting safety over him. "B-but, I'm really smart, why would you eliminate me."
Most of the others looked away in guilt. "Sorry Cam, but, we just didn't know." Cameron looked to the ground sadly, as Chef picked him up and carried him like a toddler over to the Lame-o-sine.
"Wait! No! It's not my time to go yet!" Chef tossed him into the car, and it drove off quickly.
"Alright, it's time for you guys to go to sleep, I have to wrap up this episode." The final twelve went off to their trailers, pondering if they made the right choice or not. "Well that wraps up the first episode of Total Drama Action. We said goodbye to Cameron the weakling, and hello to a brand new cast. Will Mike ever confess his feelings for Zoey? Will Dakota every stop being the most punchable person here? Find out on the next exciting episode of:"
"Total"
"Drama"
"Action!"
(Cue credits)
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Cameron was in the Lame-o-sine, and was sighing, just as he said he did. "Oh, I guess my mom was right, I'm just not cut out for this." He pulled out a book and started reading it. "You know what though, I'm glad that I was at least able to try, and competing in this competition has been a learning experience, even if I didn't get far."
Votes:
Cameron 8: Mike, Anne Maria, Zoey, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Dakota, Staci.
Staci 5: Sam, Cameron, Dawn, B, Brick.
Elimination order:
Cameron,
Author's Note:
Well, that's the first elimination over with, and the winner is already gone. The thing about Cameron is that the only reason he went so far was because he was on a team that constantly won, and had his two friends with him the entire time. I didn't know how to write a smart character, and I didn't know what to do with him given my plans for the trio that's now down a man, so I played up his weakness, and it eventually lead to his inevitable elimination. Also yes, this chapter came out quickly. I already have Riot on set and Beach Blanket Bogous written, so they should come out quickly too, maybe tomorrow. I'll have episode five written and out shortly, so that's something to look forward to.