Gen Two’s Action

by Shronut

In an alternate universe where Owen refuseses to give up his check of 100,000 dollars, Chris needs to find a new cast for Action. The thirteen teens that were supposed to be saved for Revenge of the Island now have to compete in a film lot battling it out for 1,000,000 dollars.

3. Riot on Set

Gucci Maine: Thanks for the review, it's good to know that everyone is in character.

AnonBrowser: I see your point about Cameron, guess I was wrong in a way.

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As a side note, I think I may have made a formatting mistake while whirring this chapter, if you find one, let me know so I can probably fix it.

Riot on Set

I don't own anything related to Total Drama, as that belongs to Fresh TV.

"Last time, on Total Drama Action!" The host introduced, it was daytime out, and he was standing in front of the cast trailers. "Thirteen teenagers, one spooky film lot." Chris narrated, clips playing of the previous episode. "A whole lot of alien eggs, and a world where an army chef where's an alien costume. Only the strong could survive." Clips of the dominating four from last episode played, and ended with Brick and Jo's victory. "Two enemies had a heroic win, and now, will reach a thrilling separation! Unfortunately, Cameron wasn't strong enough to survive, and was voted off first from the competition. Now this week, we are gonna bring the pain!" Chris laughed menacingly. "Well, if I have anything to say about it, which I do by the way." The camera flashed to where Chris was standing, and he had now moved to the storage sheds. "Prepare yourselves, for some deliciously painful viewing on:"

"Total"

"Drama"

"Action!"

(Cue intro)

The episode started out with a shot at the trailers, it was nighttime out, and faint sounds of people seeping could be heard. The camera panned into the girls cabin first, where they were of course, sleeping. Dawn was sleeping upside down like a bat, Zoey was drooling in her sleep, and Jo looked like she was punching something.

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The camera was now in the guy's trailer, Scott was sleeping like an angel, B was fiddling with something in his sleep, and Mike was mumbling to himself. He gasped. "Darn kiddies, sleeping in trailers all the time, back in my day, we built a cabin with our bare hands." Mike gasped again. "Common Chester, keep it down." Mike gasped for a third time. "Alright fine, I'll stop for- gah!" Mike awoke to a stereotypical military alarm clock, coming from under Brick's pillow.

Brick punched the alarm clock, making it stop, and he was already wide awake. "Yeah! Time to start the day with a good old fashioned exercise!" Before he could continue though, Chris started speaking through a megaphone.

"Thank you to Brick for waking everybody up for me! Call time is 4:00a.m. Now all the crew on set!" Chris chuckled. "Oh, I love this job."

XXX

Zoey was in the confessional, with huge bags under her eyes. "You know, when I auditioned for this show, I expected them to replace Chris with a nicer host." She then gasped. "Wait! Was that mean? I'm so sorry."

XXX

Anne Maria, Jo, and Dakota were the first to come out of their cabins, and they were grumpy due to the early wake up. "Are you serious? I still didn't get my beauty sleep." Dakota wined, Dawn seemingly floating up to her.

"You know, your need for fame is just a big cry for attention." The moon child said casually, this caused Dakota to gasp.

"OMG! Who told you that, my therapist?" The rich girl asked in a panic.

Dawn raised an eyebrow. "Oh, I don't need anyone to tell me, it's all over your aura."

Meanwhile on the guys side, Mike, Scott, and Brick looked incredibly well rested, while B and Sam just looked annoyed.

Lightning was last to come out, being the most annoyed out of all of them. "Do we have to get up this early? Lightning still hasn't gotten his D.P.A."

Sam looked at the jock confused. "Uh, D.P.A.?" The gamer questioned.

Lightning looked baffled, confused by how he didn't know. "Well duh! Daily protein assumption." Lightning rattled off.

/

It was now daytime, and everyone was looking refreshed. "You're on a film lot now, and you're going to learn that acting isn't all red carpets and pool parties." Chris pointed a finger at Sam, who finches at the sudden movement. "Today, you kids are gonna learn how hard on set production life can really be."

Zoey cringed at the thought. "I think I might be able to adapt, after all, I was a student teacher for kindergarten before. Sure, the kids are cute, but they're so hyperactive and wild." She smiled though. "Although, the excitement on their faces when they started learning was all worth it."

Mike walked up to the girl dressed in red and smiled at her. "Wow, that's impressive, you must be very skillful." Zoey blushes at the compliment, not expecting any praise.

"Well, not really, I'm not very good at making friends, so my social skills aren't the best."

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Zoey was in the confessional, again. "Mike is a really sweet guy, most guys in my town are self centered jocks, with the collective IQ of ten. Well, Mike is smart and hot!" Her eyes widened, and she blushed at what she just said. "Nononononono! I didn't mean it like that, we're just friends, I swear."

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Chris leaned towards the two teens, getting annoyed with their friendliness. "Speaking of talents, it's time for Brick and Jo to show their talent in team leading."

Brick walked up to Jo, with a friendly smile on his face. "Greetings soldier." The cadet solutes. "I hope being on opposite teams won't give us any hate between each other."

Jo smirked, and stuck her hand out to the cadet. "I humbly agree, this is just a friendly one." Like last time, Jo squeezed Brick's hand painfully.

Chris continued his hosting. "We will pick the teams playground style. Boy girl boy girl boy girl boy girl. As ladies go first and there are none here, Brick, you get to choose first." The host laughed at his own comment.

Brick was surprised by him having to choose first, but he wasn't complaining. "Um, ok, well, I guess I'll pick Anne Maria first?" Anne Maria cheered at being chosen first, it was now Jo's turn to pick a member.

"Hmm, I'll choose Mike." The tomboy pointed at the tall boy, who was surprised by being chosen first.

"Sha-what?"

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"The Lightning is always being first, Jo will regret not picking number one, and that's me! Sha-Lightning!"

XXX

Jo slammed her fist on the makeup confessional desk. "Like I was gonna pick some idiot to be on my team. Besides, Mystery Man should be easy to manipulate.

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Brick pondered at his next option. "I'll choose Lightning."

"Sha-finally!" Was the only thing the jock said.

The music became more tense, as Jo made her next choice. "Petel head, you're with me." Zoey smiled, and ran over next to Mike.

Brick rubbed his head, and focused his eyes. "Dakota seems good enough." Dakota didn't even pay attention, just walking towards Brick on her phone.

Jo smirked as she made her next choice. "Silent treatment, come with us." B shot finger guns, and stood with his new team.

Brick was getting indecisive. "Uhh, Scott seems strong enough." The dirt farmer smirked.

Jo seemed to struggle with her next choice, looking up to compare things in her head.

XXX

Jo sighed. "It's like choosing between the freaky cartoon character and comedic relief in a movie, it's a hard choice."

XXX

Jo looked between the two, Staci was telling lies to Sam, and Dawn was looking at her strangely. "Dawn is the least horrible I guess." Dawn was annoyed at the jockette's rudeness, but followed the team anyway.

"Well, I guess that means Staci is with me." Brick said, the rest of his team disappointed with the announcement.

Sam sighed sadly. "Chosen last, Well, that's lame."

XXX

Sam was smiling in the confessional. "Coming on to this show, I was really hoping I could impress my teammates with my skills. I just hope I don't get voted off next, that would be lame. If I could make it long enough to be voted off 5th or even 7th, that would be pretty cool." Sam chuckled, and went back to playing his video game console.

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Sam walked over to the rest of his team, slightly saddened by being chosen last. "Ok, now that the teams are formed, Brick, I hereby declare your team as the Screaming Gaffers." A logo floated across the top of the screen, showing a Lightbulb with bones across it.

"Sha-Team!" Lightning yelled, causing some of his teammates to glare in annoyance.

Chris then ran over to Jo's team. "Jo, you're the Killer Grips!" A rock and roll tune played, as a logo showing a fist came across the screen.

Mike cringed a little. "Um, doesn't that sound a little, edgy?" He questioned.

Anne Maria called out from the other team. "Please baby, it's not like being called a Gaffer is something to brag about, it sounds like something that has rabies."

Scott chuckled. "You know, I know a thing or two about things with rabies."

Suddenly, it sounded like something just stomped on the ground. The camera flashed to show two interns in a filming room, one of them looking strangely like B. "I'm sick and tired of getting no respect around here!" The skinny one said, the other pushing a TV of a stand.

Chris looked at his watch. "Ok, sense we're running late now, and don't have any more of those, what, those, two, crew dudes did. We better get going." Chris Walked over to two trailers, having film equipment set up around them. "Your challenge? For each team to set up a film set!"

Dakota smirked. "Great, we'll be done in ten minutes tops thanks to me." She wasn't even paying attention, just going on her phone.

Sam seemed to agree, but this time in his game console. "Uh, yeah, this challenge should be easy."

Chris seemed to take this as a challenge. "Oh will you? As location manager, I want your fin sets to gooooo, there!" Chris pointed his finger up to the top of a fake mountain, seemingly representing the 1,000 foot high cliff from last season.

Scott frowned. "Do you think you're funny Chris?" The host just laughed.

"Oh, and also, I'll be taking that guys." Chris held up a magnet like a fishing rod, taking Dakota and Sam's devices, protesting against the sudden thieving.

Chris pulled up a walky talky and started talking to it. "Chef! Clear for traffic up there."

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The scene cut to the top of the hill, and he looked around, and just shrugged.

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Back at the bottom, Chris revived the message and talked into a megaphone. "Lights! Camera! Action!" As he said this, many contestants were grabbing things for the challenge.

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As the challenge started, Lightning and Anne Maria we're taking stuff up to the top of the hill, and Dawn and B doing the same on the Grips. While going up the hill, Dakota fell backwards and caught her. "Woah! Hey, thanks for catching me!" The girl thanked.

Sam beamed. "Uh sure, no problem. You know, we're very similar in a way."

Dakota widened her eyes. "What? How could you even say that?"

Sam started panicking, not expecting a reaction like that. "No! No! I was talking about the technology withdrawal, trust me, we're nothing alike otherwise."

Dakota smiles, as if it was the best compliment she had in years. "Aww thanks!" She hugged her opposing teammate.

Jo looked back at the tech friends. "Hey! Stop interacting with the enemy team game guy!"

Brick walked up to the other team leader. "Calm down ma'am, this show is all about teamwork, having happy teammates means a happy life, Wait no hold on."

Jo looked bored at the cadet's speech. "Alright brick for brains, I get it, I got the concept."

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"I'm not here for the money, It's all about teamwork for me!" Brick started, saluting proudly. "My biggest competition here is probably Jo, too bad we're on opposite teams."

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Dawn stumbled into Sam, and dropped what she was carrying. "Oh no!" She sighed, B tapped her on the shoulder, and signed something, making Dawn repeat it. "B says that we should pass up film equipment relay style, that way we could get things up faster.

"Nice job pasty woman, now let's get this challenge done!" The team leader said, as the other five made their way to the bottom.

/

Meanwhile at the Gaffers, Lightning was talking to the necklace on his, well, neck. "Common Pops, give Lightning the luck he needs to win the Super Bowl!"

Anne Maria laughed in the distance and caught up with him. "Talking to jewelry? Now don't get me wrong, I like wearing them, but talking to them? I'm not crazy." The jersey girl commented.

Lightning laughed. "Yeah! And you look good in them sexy girl!" Anne Maria laughed and blushed in the same time, eventually running off.

/

At the bottom, Lightning and Anne Maria made it to the bottom, followed by Jo and Dawn. "Well, now that everybody's here, how are we gonna get up to the top?" Everybody on the Gaffers looked at Brick with a sly smile.

XXX

"Of course! As team leader, it's my job to do the most important team!" The soldier smiled.

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Jo put a fist in her hand. "If soggy soldier thinks he can get that trailer up that hill better than me." She chuckled. "He'll just be another wimp in my way, this should be a piece of cake."

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Brick strapped himself onto the trailer as Jo did the same. They looked at each other menacingly, and without warning, they took off. The trailer was creaking and wobbling, but the two kept pulling. Scott and Lightning started pushing from behind, which made Brick start going faster. Mike gasped, causing his face to change into something more feminine. "It's time for Svetlana's time to shine!" Svetlana started pushing the back of the trailer, now Jo was going faster than Brick, and made it to the top.

"Yes! First place for me!" Jo cheered, jumping up and down excitingly. The other members gathered around to celebrate, while Brick looked at the ground sadly.

"Easy Grips, that was only the first part of the challenge." Chris stopped the team's celebration.

Zoey raised an eyebrow. "Wait, but what is the second part?"

Chris chuckled. "Well Zoey, you'll have to find out, after the break.

(Cue add break)

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The scene cut to where we left off last time, as our wonderful host narrated the show. "It's time to make a movie, and what we got here, is the set of a tearjerker." Chris pointed at the Gaffer's film set on the right.

"Yeah, my great great great great grandmother invented tearjerkers after her cat died, it was so sad. Lightning and Anne Maria looked at her annoyed, while Scott raised an eyebrow.

Chris then turned to the right, where the Grips were standing next to another film set. "Grips, you'll be making a film about a thug who tries to go straight, but can't resist the urge of the street."

Dawn suddenly appears behind Chris, scaring him. "Excuse me sir, when may lunch be? We have been working for eight hours, and you are legally obligated by union rules to give us a meal break." The moon child questioned.

Chris gave her a stern look. "Oh yeah, and who here is part of the union?" Chris raised his hand, but was surprised when Dakota raised her hand too.

"Uhh, well, my dad is, so you should probably give us lunch." The pink woman exclaimed.

Chris narrowed his eyes. "Fine, I know how rich your father is, so I might as well, food for everyone!" The twelve teens cheered at their newfound break.

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Sam looked dreamy eyes in the confessional camera. "Oh yeah, she's the thing. Hot and sweet." He sighed dreamily.

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The two teams were still at the top of the hill, but now they were set up with blankets and picnic baskets. "Hey creepy girl, you gonna eat any of those sandwiches?" Jo asked.

Dawn turned her head to her. "Hmm? Oh, no, sorry, I'm vegan actually."

Jo smiled. "Great! That means more for me!" The jockette popped a sandwich in her mouth. The camera panned over to Mike and Zoey, who were eating together happily.

"Wow, this food is amazing!" Mike declared, food crumbs coming out of his mouth.

Zoey laughed. "Ew gross, don't chew with your mouth open." She laughed again.

Mike rolled his eyes playfully. "Says you, you're the one that just wiped their hands on their pants!"

Zoey giggles. "Well, when you sit in the lunch room alone, you don't really have to go by sanitary norms."

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The scene switched over to the Gaffers, the team members were happy, sitting around in a friendly manner. "So hot girl, how do you get your skin so tan?" Lightning asked, leaning over to Anne Maria.

The jersey girl turned to him casually. "Oh this? It's all in a can baby!" She pulled out a can of spray tan, and sprayed it on herself.

Near the dumb duo, Dakota was sitting quietly, calling her phone. "Hey, yeah it's me. Yep I'm calling from my backup phone."

Staci walked up to her, and started spewing out random knowledge. "Yeah, my great great great great grandfather invented the cell phone, before him, people just talked through beam cans." Suddenly, a hand grabbed the girl from behind, and dragged her behind the film set. "Hey hey! What gives?"

The person shushed her, it appears to be Scott. "Shush!" The dirt boy said. "Look, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your stories of these, 'ancestors'" He used bunny fingers to emphasize the word ancestors. His tone had a scheming way to it.

"Wow, you are? Thanks, you're the first person to say that yeah." Staci smiles innocently at the complement.

Scott smirked. "Yes, I'm intrigued to hear more. Tell me, did your ancestors ever do anything involving acting?" Staci smiled.

"If I can remember correctly, my great great great great aunt was a famous actor, and acting is in my family's blood." The girl lied, and Scott put on a fake smile.

"That's great! In fact, I'll try to convince the team for you to act!" Scott ran off, and Staci looked at the floor worryingly.

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Scott snickered. "Perfect, my plan is getting into motion."

XXX

/

The teens stopped eating, as a loud megaphone sounded throughout the hill. "Attention campers! Breaktime is over, and you should now choose an actor or actress for your film!" The six campers walked over to their film set, and Chris put down his megaphone. "Chef, give the teams their scenes."

Brick took the envelope, and read it out. "Hmm, it seems the part is for an old lady?"

Dakota squealed. "Yes! I know I can be the actress, I am the most beautiful after all." The woman bragged.

"Please doll, if anybody's the most beautiful, it's gonna be me!" Anne Maria stepped over next to her, and Scott stepped between them.

"Please please! The act isn't about beauty, it's about who can act the best." The farmer assured them.

Brick stepped up. "Scott is right, we need to choose somebody based on who is the best."

Scott smirked, his plan was working. "Well, Staci told me earlier that she has acting in her blood, it's only natural that we let her act."

"WHAT?!?" The other two yelled.

Staci stepped up. "Yeah, I think I should act, just to show off my great great great great aunt's talents."

Brick smiled. "Perfect! Staci, you're going to act, we'll be cheering you on!" Brick handed Staci the envelope, and she opened it.

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Jo blew her whistle, making her five teammates cover their ears. "Ok! We need to find out which person here can play the best tough guy, now who here can fit that role?" Dawn raised her hand quietly. "What is it pasty?"

"Well, I think that Mike should play the tough guy part." Jo seemed to hold back a laugh. Mike stepped back in shock.

"What? Me? Why should I even do that? I'm as tough as butter!" Mike defended himself.

Dawn seemed unfazed. "Well, in your aura, you have an alternate personality like a thug, it was shown even last challenge."

Zoey looked shocked. "Wait, alternate personality?"

Mike looked from side to side, seeming to lose an ability to defend himself. "Ok, ok, I'll admit it. I-I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen."

Sam looked indifferent. "Oh well, I always just root for the underdogs, so, I don't see why that makes you bad."

Zoey's eyes lit up, seeming to agree. "Yeah, it is. I love oddballs."

Jo shrugged. "Of course, having a mental disorder doesn't make you lame." B shot finger guns at Mike, making him smile.

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"Was it rude to let Mike confess without him being ready?" Dawn questioned, sitting in the lotus position. "Yes it was, but being more open about himself will only present good things about him in the future."

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Mike sat in the confessional, looking like a child who just got some ice cream. "Wow! I can't believe that actually worked! And Zoey accepts me too, that's great!" Mike's cheeks went red.

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Jo forcefully handed Mike the letter. "Ok, so you're doing the role, now get practicing."

"Alright, set up the shot!" Chris announced. "Whoever can get Chef, mister ex-army corneal to show any emotion, wins the challenge!" Chef growled at the camera angrily.

/

The scene was at the Gaffer's set, Lightning was holding up a piece of Lightning equipment, and the shot panned down to Dakota doing Staci's makeup, and she was squatting down while reading the script. "Your makeup is gorgeous, and soon, I'll make you feel like an old lady."

"Yeah, my great great great great grandfather invented makeup, before him, people just looked ugly." The compulsive liar stated.

"Quiet girl! Lightning just finished the lighting!"

/

The scene cut to the Grip's, and Mike was shirtless, and had his hair being slicked back. "Ey Yo, how da heck am I suppose to memorize dis thing?" His persona said.

Zoey stood next to him. "Vito, is it?" Vito nodded. "Well, you could have the script with you and memorize what's said."

"Why get back pasty! You gotta pay if you wanna touch the Vito." Zoey stepped back, completely stunned.

Dawn looked back from wiring the cables. "Vito, we all have a job to do, if you do your job well, you'll get praise from it."

/

Scott was next to Staci, leaning over a box. "There is seven colors on this tape roll thingy, and I don't know which one to use. Does it even matter anyway?"

Staci wined. "My legs are so tingly, they're starting to fall asleep." She promptly fell on her face, and Scott placed down a red line.

"Oh sha-come on! Lightning just got the lighting right!" He dropped the light in rage, making it fall on Scott's head.

Brick walked across the set. "Alright, take two soldiers!"

/

Jo was walking around the back of her set, whistle still around her neck. "No wonder we're taking so long, the back of this place is an absolute mess!" As she was talking, she tripped on a wire, and was lifted up into the air. "Gah! Come on, you've gotta be kidding me!" B ran over to her, and smirked at the tomboy. He scratched his chin, and used a pole to knock her down. "Ugh, thanks silent B." Jo said, completely deadpan.

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B coughed into his fist, and shot finger guns at the camera.

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"As annoying it is that B doesn't talk." Jo started. "I need some allies to make it far, so maybe I can get him into an alliance." She pondered at the thought for a little bit. "Or I could just win every challenge."

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"And now! Time for the finale hair and makeup." Chris announced, Brick quickly running over to Staci.

"Here ya go ma'am. I'm an expert in all things fashion." The rest of the team looked at their leader oddly. "Yeah, you heard me."

Staci looked excited. "Yeah, I'm excited, it would be great to do my great great great great grandfather justice for his failed acting career."

Dakota raised an eyebrow. "Wait, didn't you say it was your aunt?" The blonde woman questioned.

Staci seemed to sweat. "Uhh, yeah, I just messed up a little."

/

Chris held up a sigh. "And thaaaaaat's Action!"

The shot cut to the Grip's set, and Vito was holding a gun, a paintball gun, and he had a serious expression. "When I was a young school girl in Poland." It cut to Chris and Chef staring at the tape with wide eyes. "Frolicking through the fields with my pet goat, those were my happiest days."

"Did you check the envelopes before you labeled them." Chris asked Chef, pointing at him with a smirk.

Chef turned to Chris. "I thought you labeled them?" The two laughed at themselves.

/

The scene cut to Chef looking at the Gaffer's film, having Staci in a white wig. "Now you listen here yeah. If your fighter doesn't go down in the first round, you'll be sleeping with the fishes!" She seems to stop, having forgotten her lines. "Hey, did you know that my great great great great great great grandpa invented fishing, before him, people just hunted."

Chef looked stunned at the camera, and Brick and Lighting looked stunned at each other. "Staci is odd, but at the very least she's committed, so the other force should have a hard time beating that."

"Sha-yeah!" Lighting high-fived Brick.

/

Once again at the Grip's side, Vito was still acting. "I've lived a good long life. The thing I missed most of all, is my sweet, sweet little goat." He now looked up with tears in his eyes. "Shopa, oh bahhh, bahhh." He mimicked a sheep's bahh.

Chef watched the footage, tears started forming in his eyes. "Bahh, bahh." He repeated, he started crying. Zoey, and surprisingly Jo were wiping away their tears with a tissue, and Chef walked by to join them.

Chris looked like he was gonna cry too. "C-cut, that's enough. Mike clearly wins for the Grip's." Triumphant music played, as the five other Grips lifted Vito into the air with excitement.

"What?" Staci shouted. "Nonononono! I did my best, we should've won!"

/

The shot cut to a view of the trailers, one of them sounded like some weird indie music was playing in the boy's trailer. The camera looked like it was gonna go in, but quickly moved over to the girl's, where the Gaffers were having a discussion. Brick stepped on a soap box, about to declare something. "Guys, I volunteer for elimination."

The others seemed shocked by this, but Anne Maria was the first to step up. "Oh no! You ain't about to do that. What makes you think you're in need of quitting anyway?"

Brick stutters. "Well, I failed pulling up the trailer, and I chose the wrong actress, so I should be the one to go."

"Yeah, I just screwed up once. He messed up multiple times, I only did it once. I deserve a second chance yeah?" Staci argued.

Lighting was the next to step up. "No! You're really sha-annoying, Brick is an asset to the sha-team!"

"Plus, he's into fashion." Dakota agreed, though it didn't do much.

Scott snickered. "Well, I guess it's up to me, and this should be a hard choice." He walked out of the trailer, leaving Brick and Staci to look at each other worringly.

/

The same gilded Chris award ceremony theme played as last time. Chris Waller on stage with his periwinkle blue suit, with five gilded Chris statues in hand. "Alright, the votes have been cast, and we've got some interesting results here." The six Gaffers looked worried at each other. "The first gilded Chris goes to.

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"Sha-obviously." The jock caught his reward.

"Anne Maria."

"Yeah!" The woman screamed.

Dakota rolled her eyes. "Please, you didn't earn that."

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Anne Maria glared. "You didn't earn that one either." Dakota glared back at the jersey girl.

"Scott, you earned one too." Scott caught his too, shooting a devilish grin to Brick and Staci.

"Brick, Staci, you're the bottom two." The bottom two looked at each other nervously. "The last gilded Chris goes too.

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Brick." Brick caught his award with sadness, looking at Staci with sorrow.

"Aw, but I was doing so well." Brick pat her on the back, causing her to smile.

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Chef escorted her to the Lame-o-sine, covering his ears. "Yeah, my great great great great grandfather invented limousines, before him people ju-" Chef kicked her into the car, and it sped off quickly.

"About time that girl is gone." He muttered to himself.

Chris walked up on screen. "Well, that's the third episode of Total Drama Action. What will come of Sam's awkward attempts at flirting? Will B ever talk? Find out on the next exciting episode of:

Total!

Drama!

Action!"

(Cue credits)

Votes:

Staci 4: Scott, Lighting, Dakota, Anne Maria.

Brick 2: Brick, Staci.

/

Staci was in the Lame-o-sine, and she looked down sadly. "You know, the reason I joined the show, was because of my ancestor's abilities to think outside the box, like my great great great great grandmother who invented the plate, before her, people just ate on the floor, and food got all dirty. Also, my great great great great grandfather invented the life jacket, before him, people just drowned."

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Remaining contestants:

Killer Grips: Jo, Mike, Zoey, B, Dawn, Sam.

Screaming Gaffers: Brick, Anne Maria, Lighting, Dakota, Scott.

Elimination order:

Cameron, Staci.

Author's note:

So, this took awhile huh? Ha! Good one. Also, Staci is gone. Out of all the characters, Staci is the only one I feel like that I nailed, and I know you guys were thinking her potential was going to be used, but it wasn't the case, Staci was made to be elimination fodder, and in this universe, villain fodder too. With that said, see you guys later, as I'll be uploading episode four later today.