You would describe yourself as...

"Short."

Eyes?

"Others."

Your date of birth?

"Midnight."

You pride yourself in?

"Sarcastic Badass-ness."

You reach a cross road, which way do you continue?

"Up."

Do you most fear...

"I'm 'fraud of nuffin'."

In a chest of magical artifacts, you choose...

"The whole chest."

She walks out of the shop, incredibly unimpressed of her sandalwood wand.