"Wait, if magic is real now, doesn't that mean Vampires are real too?"
"And werewolves can eat us!"
"Don't be silly." Hermione Granger rolls her eyes, "We have the Ministry of Magic, they have departments specializing in dealing with them."
"What about A zombie apocalypse?" Dean Thomas said fearfully, "can't people create a zombies with magic? Isn't theoretically possible?"
"Theoretically," deadpanned Mayumi, "An asteroid can hit this depressing hunk of rock called Earth right now, and we'll all perish."
They stared, she looked up from her phone, and gave them the flattest look possible.
"What?"