you're nobody until somebody loves you
A HariPo drabble collection
by mew-tsubaki
- ^-^3
"May I 'elp you today, monsieur?"
"No, no, it goes like this: 'May I help you today, sir?'"
"May I 'elp you today, sir?"
"No! 'May I HELP you today, sir?'"
"May I be of service today, sir?"
"NO—oh, well, good enough, then. I guess that's one way of avoiding those seemingly pesky h-words… Um, let's see…"
"Would you 'ave dinner wiz me aftair work?"
"What? No, no, that's all wrong. It's, 'Would you have dinner with me after…work…'"
"Well? I do not 'ave zat much patience, William Weasley."
"Oh, um, yeah… I mean, yes! Yes, Fleur. Yes."
