you're nobody until somebody loves you

A HariPo drabble collection

by mew-tsubaki

- ^-^3

"May I 'elp you today, monsieur?"

"No, no, it goes like this: 'May I help you today, sir?'"

"May I 'elp you today, sir?"

"No! 'May I HELP you today, sir?'"

"May I be of service today, sir?"

"NO—oh, well, good enough, then. I guess that's one way of avoiding those seemingly pesky h-words… Um, let's see…"

"Would you 'ave dinner wiz me aftair work?"

"What? No, no, that's all wrong. It's, 'Would you have dinner with me after…work…'"

"Well? I do not 'ave zat much patience, William Weasley."

"Oh, um, yeah… I mean, yes! Yes, Fleur. Yes."