"Yes 999 what's your Emergency?"

"Excuse me officer," A sheepish voice came through, "um, I blew up the kitchen."

"...Excuse me?"

"Um, I may have accidentally blew up the kitchen." The voice stated, "Um, with cup noodles— but you don't need to know how of course— And now, uh," A pause, "The kitchen is melting."

"...Come again?"

"The kitchen is dissolving, sir." The voice repeated, sounding very, very miserable, "The microwave just started sparking then it went BOOM and now it's dissolved right through our counter, what should we doooooo?"