"Well, at least the Skrewts are small," Ron said hopefully, rubbing burn cream into the reddened splotches on his arms. Meanwhile Mayumi, milk carton dangling from her mouth, glances away from her phone and towards them.
"They are now." Hermione said warily, "Just you wait, once Hagrid finds out what they eat, they'll be six feet long."
"Try ten." Mayumi pipped up.
Their horrified stares sends her snorting milk.
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