"Is it just me," Harry eyed the girl warily, "or is Mayumi a little crazier than usual?"

The girl is currently cackling to herself, heavy shadows and bags beneath her eyes, and screeching random Japanese words which Harry does not recognise at the top of her lungs. Ron narrowed his eyes at her briefly, before they widened.

"Oh no." Ron whimpered, "Hermione, please, please, please."

"What?"

"Please tell me she didn't find a new fandom."

Hermione looked at the fiery-haired boy pitingly, and Ron all but groaned to the sky in grief.

Several meters behind them, Mayumi whooped.

"DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!"

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