Hello one and All. This story has now reached over 200 reviews. And some big news as Hazbin Hotel will be coming soon, not sure when but we will see somewhere in the future. Anyway to the Q&A's

Rennie Quesada(Guest): Glad you are enjoying the story but a few things.

Stop spamming the chapters. Also space the paragraphs in the reviews, it hurts my eyes.

Vergil is not in this story. And for a good reason too.

Not bad ideas, we shall see. But make an account and Pm me some of this.

WarWithoutEnd: Thank you and I know I made the A/n so Dragon Ball Z-ish.

Pirohiko-Baltazar: Yes the Von Eldrich Family will be enemies to Dante but I can't tell you when. But it plays to some importance.

Lightblade1121: I did not know that. Striker would make some nice Cowboy boots and belt.

Clown2107: I know I use the guns too much, so I'll deal some damage with Rebellion on more finishers. Also for Angel Arms, it might not happen since he's in Hell and fighting demons. Unless I somehow cross it with Bayonetta. But I won't make a triple crossover. As for demons in the DMC series. I'll be putting some in, just need the right setting.

Anyway, let's dive into Hell!

Mission 16: Devil's Waves Part 1


It had been a few days since the events at the Ring of Wrath and after dealing with Zephyrus, Dante and the hotel staff were going about their routine. Charlie tried her best to get her clients to try anything that would send them to Heaven. But it appeared she was going to need more than art projects and Yoga. "Hmm… What to do? What to do? How can I get them all to take this seriously," Charlie asked herself as she paced around the room with Vaggie sitting on the sofa.

"You know they barely take anything seriously, especially Angel. Hell is full of sinners and demons that don't care about anything but themselves," Vaggie told her girlfriend.

"Yeah, but Z was our first successful client. The others should be willing to put more effort into redeeming themselves," Charlie replied.

"I know, but let's list who we have so far. There's a couple of porn stars and drug addicts, a few gang members, a farm girl that won't stop trying to get guys to fuck her, some alcoholics, and to top it all off, a greedy witch owl lady that stores more stuff in her hair than her pockets."

"To be fair, I don't think her dress has pockets," Charlie remarked, thinking about Lechuza's outfit.

"My point is that you aren't going to get them all to redeem themselves immediately. Even with Dante's help, we'd need something to get them to focus," Vaggie stated as Charlie sat down next to her.

Suddenly, a loud chorus of shouts and yells sounded from another room. Heading to see what the problem was, Charlie and Vaggie saw that it was chaos in the bar. "Not again," Charlie whined as she saw Angel keeping several glasses out of Lechuza's reach, Cruiser was threatening Salvia with his switchblade. All while Candy, Dia, and Summer were tipsy from some cocktail mixes and Applejack was flirting with a shy Terry. As this happened, Husk was drinking himself into a stupor, Niffty was cleaning up messes as they happened, and Alastor was enjoying the show.

"Where's Dante when you need him," Vaggie complained as she was fuming at the scene in front of her.

"I think he went to tell Lucifer about that horse you found before," Niffty said as she emptied her dustpan into a nearby garbage can.

Charlie was at her boiling point. She could take so much, but now she was fuming. "ENOUGH," she exclaimed with her eyes turning red and her horns appearing, making everyone stop what they were doing and saw the flames shooting from behind her.

"Hun," Vaggie asked as she was now concerned about Charlie snapping like she did.

Taking deep breaths, Charlie's appearance returned to normal and she looked at everyone like a disappointed kindergarten teacher. "What happened here," she asked.

"What does it look like? These two numskulls are making drinks, but giving them to those hookers," Lechuza said, pointing to both Angel and Husker before looking at the succubi and fox demon.

"That's because you took my favorite toy away, you fucking hag," Angel countered.

"This guy bitchslapped me and took my soda," Cruiser said as he still had Salvia at knifepoint while Frankie was making angry chittering noises.

"I didn't see your name on it. Try getting flavors that other people won't drink," Salvia retorted, blocking the knife with the currently empty can.

"I had it in my hand, you prick!"

"I did nothing," Terry said innocently.

"Except play hard to get," Applejack told the minotaur as she started to unbutton the shirt she was wearing to expose more cleavage.

Seeing that everything was starting to get out of hand again, Charlie made the one call she never thought she would have to use. "Okay, since drinks seemed to start this whole thing, I'm shutting the bar down until further notice. No more alcohol for anybody!"

"NOOOOOO!"

Upon hearing Angel cry in despair with Lechuza and Applejack, Vaggie threw her hands into the air. "YES!"

"Well, kids. Seems like you have to suffer," Husk grinned as he was about to take a sip of his booze, only for Charlie to take it away from him.

"You too, Husk," Charlie berated before throwing the bottle into the fireplace, causing the flames to flare up.

"FUCK!"

"Same to you, Al," Charlie said to the Radio Demon.

He only gave a small smile and shrugged his shoulders before he hummed a song to himself and walked out of the bar. "Does that include your favorite hunter as well," Alastor asked as he knew Dante enjoyed whiskey from time to time.

"He can live without it until all of you sober up and respect my decision," Charlie told all of them as she meant business.

"He's not going to like this," Candy whispered to Summer before hiccuping.

"Okay. How does this help my soda situation," Cruiser asked as Frankie mimicked his master's movements.

"Unfortunately, that I can't help with. I would say get a flavor you like that no one else does. Or put your name on the cans," Charlie told the greaser.

As everyone started to grumble, Dante arrived through the door and saw everyone. "Did I miss something?"

"Princess banned booze," Lechuza complained.

This shocked Dante and made him look at everyone in the room. "What did all of you do to get that taken away from you?"

"They got too drunk and wild," Charlie told her boyfriend. "You're banned too. I need to set an example."

"Dammit. And here I was ready to take a pint after some stress," Dante sighed. "Well, I guess I'll deal with it a different way."

"Yes. You can deal without it," Vaggie said rolling her eye. "You still have your pizzas and sundaes."

"Yeah, but I'm craving dumplings. Who's for Chinese?."

"I don't think anyone but you and I are in the mood for some," Charlie said.

"I'd go with you, but I need to lock up everything in the bar. Just bring me back some noodles," Vaggie told Charlie.


When Charlie and Dante made it to a Chinese restaurant for a meal, the princess sighed as she explained her current problem to the demon hunter. "I'm sorry I had to do it, but I had little choice. If I have to take alcohol away from them, maybe they will try redeeming themselves as Z did."

"As annoyed as I am about the situation. I can't blame your actions," Dante said as he ordered Wonton soup and dumplings with fried rice. "Then again, Z showed he was still a good guy and my dad vouched for him. We just need to see if the others are good people."

"Which we can't prove if they're all at each other's throats over drinks," Charlie stated.

"Not like everyone can go on a vacation," Dante said as he idly swirled his glass of water around and heard the ice clinking.

"On vacation," Charlie repeated as she started to have an idea. "That's it! I know how everyone can cheer up!"

"And what exactly are you planning," Dante asked as a succubus in a qipao gave the couple their meal.

"My family owns a yacht. We can all just relax while sailing around the black seas," Charlie told him.

"You'd think Hell's ocean would be magma or blood red," he muttered to himself before placing a wonton in his mouth.

"Yeah, that's a common remark here. But still, it's a good idea. Dante, I could kiss you right now," Charlie said as she grabbed Dante by his coat and got closer to him.

"Food," Dante said as he pointed down to Charlie's orange chicken.

"Oh, right. Gotta eat up first, then kiss you," Charlie chuckled, still grateful for her boyfriend's idea.

"Just one thing," Dante brought up after swallowing another bite of rice. "Won't Terry pass out if Applejack shows off her huge milkers in a bikini?"

Thinking about it, Dante did bring up a good point. "At least her flirting with him wasn't that much of an issue. If they're like my parents on their anniversary and fucked each other's brains out hard enough that all of Hell could hear them, then it would be a problem," Charlie stated.

Dante nodded in agreement at that thought, wanting to be able to sleep at night despite not minding the two bovine demons. But soon, the silver-haired hunter thought of something else. "Which of your parent's tops?"

"UGH! DANTE!" Charlie gagged as she punched him in the shoulder for thinking such a thing.

"Just out of curiosity," Dante said, putting his hands up in defense. "But if you want my opinion, I would say your mom."

Charlie sighed as she knew Dante was right in that guess but didn't want to think about her parents rocking the bed hard enough to make the Ring of Lust blush. "Why are you bringing up my parents' sex life?"

"You started it," Dante retorted, reminding Charlie of the possibility of Applejack and Terry making earthquakes in the bedroom.

"Let's just focus on something else and eat," Charlie pleaded.

"Okay, then. When do you think we can get on the boat with everyone," he asked.

"Maybe in three days? Have to ask permission, get the ship ready, make sure no liquor is on the boat. You can guess the rest," Charlie stated as she swallowed a dumpling.

"Pretty much. Maybe some of them can fish? I'm not into it, but we could bring some fishing poles unless the waters in Hell have something bigger than the ship we are going on.

"You don't need to worry about anything bigger than the boat," Charlie dismissed. "But there are still sharks, eels, krakens, and some other sea monsters."

"Nothing I can't handle. I'll make a lot of shark tooth necklaces," Dante said, finishing off whatever food was left on the table. "Better head to your folks first for permission."

"Yeah," Charlie said as she finished her meal, then headed off to the Mange Family Mansion with Dante by her side.


"...And I was thinking it would be a good idea to take everyone on a boat trip," Charlie told her father as she was sitting across from her father, with Dante standing right next to her. "How about it, Dad? Can we borrow the yacht?"

Lucifer was tapping his chin in, thinking about what his daughter was trying to do. He did send them to LuLu World, but a chunk of the park was destroyed when somebody targeted Dante. Even if it did give him an excuse to replace the 'It's A Small Hell' ride with something else he wanted to build, he was wary of giving the family yacht to Charlie for use in her attempts at redeeming sinners. "And why would I allow you to use one of our private boats for your project?"

"Because I'm your lovely daughter," she said, giving her father a sheepish smile and puppy dog eyes. Lucifer only gave her a half-lidded and deadpan stare. "That tricks not working on you anymore, is it," Charlie asked as she stopped acting cute for her father.

"Still a good try, Candy Apple," Lucifer said with a chuckle, being rendered immune to his daughter's attempts at weaponizing her natural cuteness after all the time raising her. "But still, not a good enough reason to hand it over to you. I don't want it to be a mess if I ever want to use it. Or for it to be scratched up or destroyed."

"If you're worried about people drinking, everyone is banned until I say so," Charlie stated.

"What the fuck did you do that for," Lucifer asked, surprised that Charlie put her foot down when it came to her rehab project. "Did you do something to make her think of such an act," he asked Dante.

"I walked in after she made the choice. Said something about everyone in a riot because of it," Dante explained to the fallen angel.

"So they're going out to sea without any type of liquor on board as they have to listen to what you have to say," the King of Hell asked as Charlie gave a simple nod. "I got to say that is devious and sorta evil," Lucifer grinning as he imagined all the sinners she was looking after suffering out of boredom out in the sea. "Okay, you convinced me. You can use it."

"Really!? You mean it," Charlie asked as her father nodded. "Thank you, Daddy," she exclaimed and was ready to hug him, only for him to put his hand up.

"On the condition that it won't be destroyed. I paid a lot of money to get the ship the way I wanted it built," Lucifer stated.

"Okay, Dad. We'll do our best not to let the yacht be destroyed," Charlie told her father.

"No promises, though," Dante said. "I heard there's a pirate around."

"Ah, yes. That dirty squid. You may kill him but keep the damage minimal if possible," Lucifer told the Demon Hunter.

"Will do, Your Highness," Dante told the king as he gave a two-finger salute.

"No need for the formalities anymore. Dad will do just fine," Lucifer told the white-haired half-demon, causing Charlie to turn a deep shade of red all over.

"DAD!"


Several days later, Charlie was happily humming to herself as she packed what she needed for the trip. After telling Vaggie about everything, the moth demon thought it was a decent enough idea and made sure to keep everyone else in line. After getting everything for herself and Vaggie sealed up in her suitcase, Charlie went down to see if everyone else was ready for the cruise. "Is everyone packed," she asked with a smile.

"Depends on if Angel's done figuring out which swimsuit to wear under his outfit like the stripper he was," Salvia said pointing to the spider demon as he was choosing between a thong bikini and a speedo.

"For fuck's sake, Angel. No one wants to see your balls," Husker grumbled as he was cracking from the loss of alcohol.

"Well, excuse me for wanting to get a good tan line," Angel countered.

"Tanline? You're covered in fluff like me and the other four fuckers around," the winged cat argued.

"Both of you, cut it out," Dia said, rubbing her temples. "Can I enjoy something for a few moments before it blows up in all of our faces," she said, making both Husk and Angel step back a little. "And Angel, wear the bikini. It looks better with your fluffy chest."

"Alright, alright. Don't get your panties in a knot," Angel said, taking the bikini and putting it in his suitcase.

"Is everyone else ready," Charlie asked.

"I'm ready," Dante said from behind wearing some pants and his red coat with no undershirt and a small duffle bag on his shoulder.

'Oh no, he's showing his abs,' Charlie thought to herself as she was staring right at his bare chest with her face turning bright red.

"Hun? Hun," Vaggie said as she snapped her fingers in front of the Princess' face. 'Oh great, I lost her,' she mentally sighed to herself as she took a look at Dante. "That's all you're bringing with you? You do know we are going to be out on the seas for a few days."

"Not big on packing. I usually bring what's on me because of my profession," Dante answered her as he climbed down the stairs joining the others.

"Then why are you only wearing your coat with no shirt on," the moth demon asked with an unamused tone.

"We are going out to sea and I don't want any shirts to be drenched," the demon hunter told her. "Feels kinda nice actually. I haven't dressed since I was eighteen."

"I'm not complaining," Candy said as she, Summer, Dia, and Angel were staring at his six-pack.

Charlie snapped out of her daze as she narrowed her glare at everyone staring and cleared her throat. "As I said, is everyone ready?"

"Yeah, we're all set," Bullet said as everyone in the hotel was all packed for a few days at sea, even Alastor.

"I'm surprised the cannibal deer wants to join us," Cruiser pointed out.

"And miss this opportunity for first-class entertainment? Never," Alastor said to the greaser.

"So, how are we even getting there? I know I can get there easily, but I still need directions," Lechuza asked as she flourished her wings. She later got her answer as the limo pulled up.

"Let's get going, everyone," Charlie said excitedly, hoping to get everyone pumped up. "I can't wait for you to see the family yacht."

"I doubt it's anything special," Summer remarked as she saw Niffty zoom past her into the limo.


Everyone but Charlie and Alastor stood gawking in awe of the massive ship in front of them. "Everyone, this is my dad's boat. Say hello to the Apple of Eden," Charlie said to the white and gold boat with the name on the side in black lettering. On the sides of the boat was a massive mural of Lilith depicted as a mermaid with a glistening black tail, her hair flowing around and covering her ample chest, and holding up a glowing apple as if it was the most majestic pearl of the sea.

"This is the yacht?! This thing is like half the size of a cruise liner," Candy asked in surprise as she was staring at the vessel.

"Yeah. It's got three different pools, two public hot tubs and four in the master bedrooms, a spa with a sauna, a dining hall, a ballroom, a fitness center, a bowling alley, a bunch of water slides, and even a couple of batting cages," Charlie explained as she listed several attractions on the ship.

"Let's get to our rooms and change," said Vaggie.

"No need for us," replied Candy as she, Summer, and Dia all stripped off their clothes to reveal they were already wearing swimsuits underneath. Candy wore a leopard print bikini, Summer had a body-hugging one-piece, and Dia was wearing a skimpy white bikini.

"Okay, everyone else can get changed in their rooms. You three can hang out at the closest pool when boarding," Vaggie said, pointing to the three former porn stars.

"There are maps everywhere just in case," Charlie added.

"Just show me where that gym is," Terry said as he wanted to get a workout in.

"I could use some practice on my swings," Cruiser declared as he wanted to go to the batting cages.

"Gym is on the third level. The batting cages are on the fifth," Charlie told both the minotaur and the greaser as they head off to the designated floors. "Everyone else, let's enjoy ourselves and have fun," she exclaimed before leading them all on board the ship and handing them their room keys.

When everyone was on board, the captain of the ship sounded the horn and the anchor was pulled up. Soon, the Apple of Eden sailed off into the black sea. Little did they know, another ship was watching from a distance and slowly followed the yacht.


A splash was sounded by the pool as the white-haired demon hunter was swimming in the large pool on the back deck. He was going back and forth at the end, starting with the breaststroke, to more freestyle until was wearing himself out. 'Charlie was right. We all need some relaxation,' he told himself as he got out of the water, wearing red trunks with black flames, his white hair was soaked from the water and he started to dry off. As he did, Summer, Dia, and Candy were all openly staring at him without a hint of shame. Lechuza, who was wearing a red one-piece with an owl-patterned sarong, also looked at his figure, but not as lustfully.

"Those are some pecs. You can fry up breakfast on them," Candy commented to both the fox and succubus.

"Forget cooking on them, I want them as my morning meal," Summer said.

"Same," Dia agreed.

Lechuza rolled her eyes at the younger girls. "You three need to keep it in your panties."

"We can't help it. We were porn stars," Dia stated. "Val wanted girls that were open about their interests."

"Either way, you need to remember he has a girlfriend already," Lechuza reminded.

"Who has a girlfriend of her own," Summer added.

"I'm sure that they wouldn't mind more partners," Candy chuckled. "Give them a sweet treat."

Candy's drooling was interrupted when a knife flew through the air and splashed into the water. "Will you three listen to the witch who's stealing your jewelry right now," Vaggie said as she appeared in a gray one-piece with two white X's on the chest.

Dia, Summer, and Candy all checked to see that their earrings, bracelets, and necklaces were missing. The three looked to see Lechuza was stuffing her swimsuit with their jewelry. "Um… I'm holding them for when you get in the water?"

The three simply gave her deadpan glares as she placed them all on a table by the pool chairs. Dia, Candy, and Summer grabbed their possessions quickly and stuffed them in their bags, and locked them before continuing to sunbathe and stare at Dante.

"Dammit. I was so close too," Lechuza muttered as she bit her thumb.

"You look nice, Vaggie. Fits you well," Dante complemented the moth demoness.

"You're lucky that you grew on me. Otherwise, I would have thrown another fucking knife at you," Vaggie complemented with a slight threat.

"So violent," Dante said playfully while jumping back into the water to get the knife for Vaggie.

"Thank you," she said as she accepted the knife from the demon hunter.

"How's everyone else," Dante asked.

"Besides your fangirls drooling over you, everyone's behaving enough," Vaggie told him.

Dante looked past Vaggie with wide eyes as he looked at the next arrival at the pool. "Hey, how's the water, handsome," Applejack asked as she was wearing a cow print slingshot bikini that covered five percent of her breasts.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! Go back and change this instant," Vaggie shouted as she covered Applejack up and pushed her away from the pool with a red face. Dante looked and saw Vaggie's redness was more out of embarrassment rather than anger.

Applejack rolled her eyes as she went back to change, but Dante had the feeling that she was going to show it off to Terry first. "Anybody wanna bet she's going to knock Terry out when he sees her," he asked the girls.

"Ha! I'm not taking that. It's too easy," Lechuza barked with laughter.

"Yeah. I know Terry from our time at Val's and he's always had a thing for girls with huge tits. And AJ's are the biggest I've seen," Candy stated, cupping her own chest for emphasis and to try seducing Dante.

"Sorry, but this one is mine," Charlie said, appearing right next to the demon hunter, wearing a red bikini top and black swim shorts.

Checking the princess out, Dante gave a wolf whistle. "Looking good, Charlie. Vaggie see you in that already?"

"Yeah," she said while blushing.

"Not that good," Candy muttered, jealous that she couldn't put the moves on Dante, but knew when to stop. 'Well, it was worth a try. I mean, Blondie does have a nice bod and a good size for her tits.'

After Dante finished drying off, Charlie kissed him on the cheek. "Shall we go see how the others are doing," the princess asked.

"Well, Vaggie had Applejack change her swimsuit because it barely covered anything," Dante remarked.

"I saw," Charlie voiced. "Man, imagine if Vaggie and I had figures like that…"

"Already doing it and it's a hot image," Summer called out.

"Yeah, you could show it off what mama gave you," Dia added.

"If you wanted I could give you a small boost for a bit," Lechuza offered, demonstrating by casting a spell with a twirl of her finger, causing Candy's bikini and chest to swell up to twice their normal size, then back to normal two seconds later.

"That's kinky," Angel Dust said as he showed up in a red bikini with boots on. "So what do you think?"

"Admittedly, you look nice. But why are you still wearing boots," Dante asked.

"He's always been like this," Dia stated. "Doesn't like showing off his feet much."

"And I'm never gonna," Angel said, mad that he was cursed to not have human-like feet.

"Anyways, you former hookers enjoy yourselves. I'm going exploring," Lechuza said as she flew above the ship to find another place to see on the ship.

They all watched as the owl harpy flew to the next few floors. "So what now," Candy asked

"Chicken fight," Summer suggested.

"You're on," the succubi and Angel exclaimed as they all got in the pool. When their game began, Charlie and Dante smiled before they went off to see the others.


Vaggie was tapping her foot as she waited for Applejack to come out of her room and have her next swimsuit judged. "Come on, Applejack. You need to put on something more appropriate."

"Appropriate? Last I check, there aren't any kids here," the cow demon remarked from behind the door. "We're all adults and it's not easy getting a swimsuit that covers my girls fully."

"Tienes razón, vaca lechera gigante, (You got that right, you giant dairy cow,)" the moth demoness muttered, still blushing at the thought of Applejack's breasts. "There's still got to be something that covers them enough."

"Alright, but don't be covering them if they're not 'appropriate' for the pool," Applejack said as she opened the door to reveal her next swimsuit. She was now wearing a strapless pink top that showed plenty of cleavage and matching briefs. "Good now?"

"Yeah, that's good," Vaggie said feeling satisfied that while her tits were still jiggling, they were covered and won't pop out at any time.

"Thank you, sugar. If you'll excuse me, I need to show off my goods," Applejack said as she walked away. "Would have been much better with the first one, but let's see how that big stud of a bull likes this one," she said to herself as she went to find Terry.

After leaving Vaggie to return to the pool, Applejack soon changed her intended path to a different direction. Heading toward the fitness center, the cow demon soon found who she was looking for. "64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69," Terry said as he was shirtless and lifting weights much heavier than he was.

Biting her lip with a smile, Applejack watched Terry working out. "Mmm~ You can 69 me anytime," she said to him as she walked toward him with her hips swaying and breasts jiggling with each step.

Hearing what she said, Terry dropped the weights as his hands became sweatier. Seeing Applejack approach him in a bikini like that, the minotaur demon gulped as he realized there was no escape like the previous times she flirted with him. "Um, uh… Applejack, what are you doing here," Terry asked as he couldn't help but stare at her cleavage.

"I was going to the pool, but I was told to put on a different swimsuit," she said. "My last one was too revealing," she whispered seductively.

"R-really," Terry asked while staring at her breasts.

"Eyes up here sugar," the cow demon chuckled, making the bull demon as she walked forward as Terry was walking backward.

"S-sorry," he apologized before literally feeling his back against the wall.

"Don't be sorry. Just means you like what you see," AJ teases as she shook her breasts in his face.

Gulping again, Terry began to pant while she giggled. "A-Applejack…"

"We're alone, beefcake. You can call me 'Jackie' if you want," she tells him as she presses her boobs against his chest.

"J-Jackie? So is that your real name or just something you came up with," he asked as he looked down at her chest, barely able to contain himself.

"A bit of both," she said. "But that's not important. I just want to know you're always playing hard to get," she asked as she started to trace her finger along his chest and neck. "Am I not your type?"

"Wh- No! I like girls like you," Terry exclaimed.

"Then why not have fun with me in the hotel, big boy?"

"Because I was nervous," he admitted as silence overtook the room. "Not to mention how beautiful you are and… the awful things I did when I worked for Valentino back at the studio."

"I don't care about that prick. He's dead thanks to that white-haired cutie," she reminded. "If you're afraid of hurting me, don't be. I'm a tough gal. I can take anything you have to give and more," she told him in a seductive, yet calming way. "Do whatever you want to me," she said before having the table turned on her as she was now against laying down on the floor. "Ah!"

Towering above her, Terry looked like a much different person from the shy and nervous minotaur she teased. Instead of blushing and running from her, he had her arms pinned above her head as he eyed her like a piece of meat. "If you really want me to do whatever I want, I'm going to pay you back for every day you messed with me in the hotel since you showed up."

Seeing this side of Terry shocked Applejack and more importantly to the cow demon, it aroused her. "Fuck, this is hot. This is what I've always loved back when I was alive. Men ready to do whatever they wanted, but big manly studs like you and some farmhands holding me back, ready to take me like animals? The only thing missing is a hard drink and this is exactly how I lived my life," she said with a blush and smile.

"Can't do anything about a hard drink, but I can give you the other stuff," Terry said as he grabbed her breast firmly and made her moan.

"Oh~ Yeah, stud. That's it," she said before Terry started to make out with her. As they did, they removed her top.

"Hey, Terry. You in here," Dante called out as he and Charlie arrived at the fitness center, but stopped as they saw what was happening. "Whoa!"

"Ah! Didn't mean to see this," Charlie exclaimed as she covered her eyes.

"Shit! Can't a girl have some hot sex with her man without being interrupted," Applejack complained as she and Terry sat up, not bothering to put her bikini top back on immediately.

"Yeah, it's called a bedroom," Dante replied. "I'm glad that he's finally decided to take charge, but Terry really should have taken you to one of your rooms before you shook the entire boat."

"Yeah, I should have. Just got caught in the moment," Terry admitted.

"I don't blame you," Dante said, knowing he tended to do crazy things in his past.

"Well then, if you will excuse us," Applejack said as she gathered her top and took Terry to her room on the ship.

As the cow demons walked away, Charlie looked at Dante. "I get the feeling we'll have rough waters for most of this vacation."

"Can't argue with that, but let's hope no one gets seasick," Dante joked.

"Yeah," Charlie laughed as she couldn't imagine anyone getting seasick on the ship. "They really have to hate the water to get seasick," she said as they walked through the halls together.


'Why did I even get on this boat in the first place,' Alastor told himself as he still had his signature smile plastered on his face, but his face was very green.

"Want me to get you anything to calm your stomach, Alastor," Niffty asked the Radio Demon.

"Some tea will do just nicely, Niffty. I'll have a cup with some…" Alastor paused on himself as he had to keep the last meal he ate down his throat. "Anything with ginger will do. Just hurry."

"On it," the small cyclops replied before she sped through the halls to the kitchen to brew a cup or two.

"Ugh, I should have stayed on dry land, have some venison or-" but the thought of food made his stomach worse as he was feeling green again. 'Ah shit! Don't think about food, just don't think about food," he told himself, feeling like he was going to puke at any moment.

"Al? Are you doing okay," Charlie asked from behind the Radio Demon. He turned around to see the Princess of Hell along with the Son of Sparda standing next to her.

'Out of all the demons in Hell to see me like this, it had to be these two,' he thought to himself trying to look intimidating, but failing as he put his hand over his mouth.

"You look like you're about to lose your lunch," Dante remarked.

"Don't mention any meals," Alastor told the half-demon as he was holding back the urge to vomit.

"Wait Al, do you get motion sickness," Charlie asked as she felt slightly guilty.

"No, my dear. I just don't do well on boats this size," Alastor stated.

Thinking about how he dressed, acted, and when he died, Charlie realized that Alastor would have likely done much better on an old-fashioned riverboat. "I'm so sorry, Al," Charlie apologized. "I didn't know you'd get sick."

"It's quite alright. I should have simply stayed at the hotel," Alastor told Charlie just as Niffty arrived with the tea he requested. "Thank you, Niffty."

"Try not to think about it too much, Smiles. The best thing to do is relax your stomach, drink what you're drinking, or ginger ale, and maybe take some medicine just in case," Dante advised.

"I'll keep that in mind," Alastor said before taking a sip of his tea. "I presume you also get seasick?"

"Nah. But someone I knew did. Just to help on a mission. I think he puked away five pounds," the demon hunter said as he told the story of how he had to solve the mystery of a ghost ship. It was haunting a fishing village, where the fishermen went to investigate, but never came back. As it turned out, a swarm of demons was using an old pirate ship to prey on humans. "Didn't get paid much, but it was worth two sundaes."

"Hopefully, we won't get attacked on the high seas. But I would love to watch the show," Alastor stated before taking another sip of tea.

"Maybe another time. Right now, Dante and I are checking in on everyone," Charlie said to the Radio Demon. "Maybe you should lay down for now. Then when you get used to the boat, join everyone else. Feel better soon," she said as she left with Dante alongside her.

The Radio Demon watched the both of them walk off then felt his insides twist. "Maybe I should go ahead and follow her advice," he muttered, covering his mouth as he walked to his designated room.


In the distance, a large ship was following after the Apple of Eden. The ship itself looked to be a large vessel in size, had moss-coated rotting wood, and rips in the sail. Yet despite the damages, it was still sailing like it was a brand new ship. The damage on the front of the boat made the bow resemble a skull, especially with lanterns placed to resemble glowing eyes. The figurehead at the front resembled a kraken with its tentacles wrapped around a sinking ship.

On deck, the crew all looked like different types of sea creatures from sharks and crabs, to pufferfish and eels, to some that were believed to be from myths like kappa and kelpie. "Captain, the target is in sight," said somebody from the crow's nest.

Marching on the deck, the ship's captain approached the front of the boat, bringing every member of the crew to full attention. The captain limped forward as he had the appearance of a hammerhead shark with an eyepatch covering his right eye and crab appendages coming out of his back, lower jaw slightly slanted as his many rows of teeth. The coat he wore was soggy and covered in barnacles, his pants were torn at the bottom, and he was hunched over as he made his way toward the edge of his ship's figurehead. Being handed a telescope, he extended it to get a view of his crew's target. As he did, he grinned lustfully when he saw the mural of Lilith Morningstar. "Boys, we hit the jackpot now," he announced to the crew. "Either we capture or sink that ship, but we take all the riches and booty we can find!"

"Aye Aye, Captain Maelstrom!"

"Full speed ahead, you worthless seadogs," Maelstrom laughed as the ship was gaining on the yacht. As it did, a flag unfurled from the highest mast, revealing a jolly roger of a shark's teeth surrounding a skull with octopus tentacles emerging from both mouths depicted on the flag. "They'll feel the fury of the Kraken and Maelstrom himself," the captain cackled.

Okay that should end it right here! Thanks again to WaterDragonMaverick for editing and helping out with this story. So yes, both AJ and Terry are a thing now. Congrats to the new couple. Like I said earlier, we will be getting Hazbin Hotel sometime this year and I might base some stuff off it. Also, Alastor's seasickness was inspired by a fan-made comic by Ayyy-Imma-Ninja on Twitter and dubbed by so many YouTubers. Anyway, this story will continue in Part 2, so see what will happen next time when we go deep into Hell!