I just put up a Video on my Youtube Channel Mika the Supreme Overlord about how Ron Weasley might be one of the best characters in the Harry Potter universe. I hated him once but Have grown from that after much thought...

"Yo sensei, what's wrong? Why did you summon me?" Jiriaya's tone was quite casual as he hoped into the Hokage's office, a bit confused to See Kakashi standing in the Room looking just as confused.

" I am sorry Jiraiya, I have failed you.. " His Sensei passed him a Letter, one adressed to USELESS OLD MAN. The Kanji were perfectly and gracefully Drawn, something one would expect from a Seal master or a Professional Writer.

Opening it, Jiriaya took a deep breath and read the letter.

Dear Useless Old Man,

If you have found this letter, then I am gone. I have Left the village, the country and possible the Elemental Nations. For Too long I have been hated for something far beyond my control, and yes I am aware. Being Kyuubi's Host, I have enhanced Senses so I could easily hear people's words. Of course, it did help that I have Whisker Marks, was Born during the Kyuubi attack and have a seal that glows brightly when I channel My chakra.

I am also aware of whom My Father is, which honestly was obvious seeing as I am nearly his Double. Really you dropped the ball with that one, much like with every thing else you try your miserable hand at.

Now, you might be wondering why my Letter contains words and a level of Sophistication beyond a child's. Well the answer is simple, since my Seventh Birthday I have been breaking into the Academy Library and reading various books. They were too advanced so I started to read a dictionary, which as you can see really served to help me. Among the other books were some on Hunting, Tracking, and evasion... I doubt you will find me anytime soon.

I hope you die a painful Death

Naruto.

Each Man had to sit down, barely able to process what they had just read...

Naruto smiled as he walked into Earth country, not really bothering to hide himself. He wanted to get captured... he had some interesting things to discuss with Oonoki of Both Scales...

Idea, what if Naruto fakes his Death but... not for power or evil... or good. He does it to train in secret so he can deal with the Akatsuki and Ensure his safety and freedom from the Villages by use of an Alias like Tobi for Obito... He would really start to plan around the time when Itachi first attacks him...

Love, your Ninja Overlord,

Mika.