Naruto Civil War- Kind of inspired by the Captain America movie, yes. In the Movie the premise is that the Avengers need to be controlled and some of them throw a fit about it, despite them destroying cities amd being so massively powerful... the Hulk is the biggest threat ever with unlimited power, no way to die and a hair trigger.

Black Widow betrayed her country and is an assassin of unprecedented skills... you guys get the idea.

Anyway I was thinking, what if the people of the Leaf saw the reality of what Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and those idiots brought to them?

Now Sakura does exist in this series, just not on team seven. For a Good reason actually, my Oc is actually a dedicated Student and this way more worthy of Top Kunoichi.

Mini Prolouge...

Yuki sneered at the Children passing by her, their games of Ninja filling her with disgust. Being a Shinobi was not game, it was a serious position to be taken as such. They killed and maimed, stole and destroyed. Her grandfather, rest his bitter soul, had taught her as Much... hell he showed her as Much. Each day she had studied bingo books and watched as he assassinated people for Money, sometimes mobsters and thugs but just as frequently he was ordered to kill heads of Businesses and Charities. He made it very clear to her that his life before, as an Samurai, had blinded him to the realities of the World. People were not innately good nor was there a point to spirituality, to think so was foolish and would get you killed in some horrible crusade. From the time he took her in, after her parents were killed during body gaurd duty, he broke her body and mind using the remains to mold her into a weapon that she alone would wield. Or at least, that was his intentions. He died, a mere year after beginning her teachings, in a mission that the Leaf also had. She was taken into the Leaf and on her own request, she agreed to become a Shinobi.

Today was the day that she would graduated from the academy, technically she was behind everyone by two years but her Grandfather's training and her own innate skill allowed her to study harshly during the summer and catch up. She had been placed into year four, with all of the other Nine Year olds and though it sucked she persevered. Everyone she met was so cheerful, naive and annoying. She understood that it was a time of peace and all, but that didn't excuse your gaurd being down. Still she had to bear it, her Grandfather made her promise to become a Ninja and to gain the power to rise above the control of others, as her parents had failed to do. The Curse of the follower was something he never wanted her to bear.

" Let's get this over with...and try not to kill anyone in the process." Gripping her Sword, A Katana her Grandfather made for her, She stepped into the academy. Her senses went into over drive as the heartbeats and scents of everyone bombard her, still she remained calm. Keeping calm was one of the many thing her grandfather taught her, it was one of the Cores of being a warrior.

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" Team Seven... Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki and Yuki Yokomora." Yuki wanted to slam her head against the table, Sasuke wasn't so bad since he tended to be quiet and not really interfere too much. But Naruto, the little leech made her wanted to carve her overaires out, just in case her children ended up like him. He was loud, annoying, and spoiled despite being shunned. How the Hokage could allow someone who failed so often to deface public property to be a Ninja was beyond her.

Letting out a sigh, she walked over to Sasuke and sat next to him. " Listen, I know you basically hate everyone, I do as well... so can we get along? If we are to survive on this team with the leech, then we cannot afford to work against each other." She Pulled out her sword a little. " Hell, I could train you in Iado if you want, of course you would need to teach me Uchiha Stuff..." She held out her hand,, looking at the baffled boy with a stern gaze. " Partners?"

He blinked, then nodded. " Kenjutsu was always on my list to learn." She knew what he meant, Itachi Uchiha slaughtered his entire family. According to the Public Statement, a Katana was used. If her goal was to kill Itachi, she would want to master everything she could to counter act his known skills.

" Lovley... now any idea on how to shut him up? I was thinking we tie him up and toss him in a river?" Sasuke cracked a smirk, making her grin inside. At least she would have one ally... Her Grandfather had always ranted on the importance of allies, but also warned her to never trust anyone.

" That Might get us arrested, the Hokage likes him for some reason."

She just smirked. " That is why it is a secret, we wouldn't tell anyone." yes, that was it, become her freind so that she could reap the benefits of his knowledge...

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" Uh... why is Naruto tied to the desk?" Kakashi couldn't help but gap in surprise, there was Naruto tied to Iruka's desk with his Headband stuffed into his mouth, covered in bruises and blood. Sasuke and Yuki on the other hand were having a lively discussion over a Map of the village, each pointing out flaws in the village of their defenses.

Neither really paid attention to him all that, Yuki just shrugged. " He tried to tie Sasuke up, not sure why but he did. We beat him, tied him up and left him there. He may have shit himself, not sure. Something about bad Milk..."

Kakashi could only blink, then sat down. " Okay... Um, well, Lets start introductions. Name, Age, Likes, dislikes and Dreams.

Yuki nodded. " Yuki, Eleven, People who refuse to take their lives seriously and a basically everyone I know. I like spicey food, training and doling out punishment on idiots. My dream to become S Rank and the Head of ANBU since they are the real ninjas."

Sasuke continued from there. " I have a lot of likes, a lot of dislikes, and My goal is kill a certain someone and restart my clan."

Wow... this really wasn't what he was expected.

" Umm... meet me at feidl thirteen at eight tomorrow for your second test. I would advise you don't eat, you won't keep it down. "

Yuki shook her head. " A warrior should always been fed, besides if you are half as late as you were today then we will have digested the food by then. Come on Sasuke, let's get you fitted with a sword." The Two calmly shot out of the window, leaving a baffled Kakashi with a Naruto who started to reek...

" Just great."

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This is humorous, but also the general idea is something I am planning for a story.

Love, your Ninja Overlord,

Mika.

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