Thorn: Uh, hi. My name is Thorn, and I have a tendency to gain control of people, namely women... And uh, I consider my gift to be perfect in every way. I make certain that these ladies and schoolgirls go through several emotional and physical transformations. Like this maid, for example. She goes into a trance, her hair turns into masses of springs, her shoulders pop out, she has a paranoid Freak Out in which the whole city has turned spotty, nutty, and distorted. If you don't like it, I could...
Gammakar: No, your power could be what takes Earth for us! Proceed, mighty warrior.
Thorn: Yes sir!
(Meanwhile, Amanda, and Leslie are training when they see Thorn's test subject)
Maid: Please, you have to take me to your Commander.
Leslie: Uh, why?
Maid: JUST DO IT!
Amanda: Okay.(Later)Sir, we've got a visitor for you.
Leslie: We'll leave you two to talk.
Maid: Heh. Mwahahaha! Hahahahahaha!(Pulling out a knife)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Thornton: What's so funny?
Thorn(Maid): I'm with the Golzark Star League, and I've been sent to destroy you and your precious Rangers!
Thornax: Then let's see you try!
Thorn(thinking): Careful what you wish for, because it might just come true!
Leslie and Amanda: Break the seal, Mythic Steel!
Maid(Thorn): What?
Amanda: Get your hands off our Commander!
(Knock knock)
Vince: Ooh, me pregunto quién está en la puerta. Hola! AAAAAH! It's a whole army of chicas enloquecidas! AIDEN!
Aiden: What?
Vince: We've got feminine fatales all over the base!
Aiden: Well, then we should find the source of this madness!
Thorn(All Women): Look around you fools, I'm everywhere, in every woman!
Aiden: And that means... Uh, what are you doing?(Gasps)Oh no!
Brandon: Hey, hands off you...(gasps)Uh oh.
Thorn(thinking): It's just down to three boys against an entire army of feminine fatales I have under my spell, this couldn't be any better! Plus, I've got their teammates in my power too!
Vince: ¡Chingada madre! Time to bail!
Brandon: Don't have to tell us twice!
Aiden: Same!
(The three hop on their Relic Racers and quickly make a break for it, only to realize there's more mind-controlled women than they realized)
Vince: Ahh! Pero qué chingados! Oh s*it…
(They skid to a stop, nearly hitting a wall)
Boys: Phew.
(The hypnotized women follow them as they go on foot)
Boys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Then, a mysterious aircraft takes them away)
Zek: Phew, Air Cosmo has done the job once again!
Aiden: Air Cosmo?
Charon: Our Zord carrier.
Eragon: Wait a minute, you guys the Mythic Steel Rangers?
Vince: That's us.
Eragon: Man. We must be in the same dimension, or something like that.
Zek: When we heard that four Rangers had fallen to evil...
Brandon: I know, I know. Everything's a little fruity in the loops right now. But I guess your war brought this to us, seeing as Andros, and the other three mentioned you before we came along, and they joined the Golzark Star League.
(Eragon, Zek, and Charon look confused)
Brandon: The one foe that prides itself on the idea of death to all living things, in the whole galaxy.
Zek: I've...never heard of them before. But it seems you aren't the only ones down by two women, you know?
Vince: No me digas...
Aiden: This monster's got your females too?
Charon: Afraid so.
Vince: Dang.
Eragon: Well, the only way we're getting out of this is if we stick together!
Aiden: Right!
Eragon and Aiden: It's Morphin Time!
Aiden, Brandon, and Vince: Break the seal, Mythic Steel!
Charon, Eragon, and Zek: Crystal Rangers, we need Prism Ranger power now! Visors Down!
(The six head out, only to be met by Thorn and their hypnotized friends)
Thorn: Well, this is a pleasant surprise. After all, I didn't expect this to happen so early in my plan.
Aiden: Give me my sister!
Brandon: Mine too!
Vince: And release all the women you have under your hechizo malévolo!
Thorn: Are you really wanting to do that? Attack!
Eragon(realizing that he's fighting his own teammates): Uh, I wanted to try my new move to take out 4 or many more enemies at once. But, not on you guys! You're the one thing I can't fight.
Lina(Thorn): Too bad Red, you got no other choice!
Charon: I don't wanna do this Selena, so don't make me.
Selena(Thorn): You wish!
Charon: Okay, I warned ya!
(Aiden and Brandon are having an even worse time trying to break Thorn's spell than Eragon and Charon are. Just then, Aiden kisses Leslie and Brandon kisses Amanda, breaking Thorn's hold on them and the female Prism Rangers. It's not long before both men find out about it)
Aiden and Brandon: You sure you're... I mean she's just... But you are...
Leslie: That'll do, boys. That'll do.
Thorn: Ten Rangers at once? Now I'm angry!
Eragon: Red Prism Ranger!
Charon: Blue Prism Ranger!
Zek: Green Prism Ranger!
Selena: Yellow Prism Ranger!
Lina: Pink Prism Ranger!
Prism Rangers: Planetary might. Fighting for right. Rangers unite!
Aiden: Scorching Dragon, Mythic Steel Red!
Vince: Primal Gryphon, Mythic Steel Black!
Brandon: Soaring Pegasus, Mythic Steel Blue!
Leslie: Splashing Mermaid, Mythic Steel White!
Amanda: Burning Phoenix, Mythic Steel Pink!
Mythic Steel Rangers: Armed with the legends, breaking the seal. Power Rangers Mythic Steel!
Eragon: Better look out Thorn! We're not backing down, cause we are...
Rangers: Power Rangers!
Thorn: Zompphires, rise! ATTACK!
Eragon: Let's do it!
(Eragon, and the other Prism Rangers quickly rush to deal with one horde of Zompphires, while Brandon leads the rest of the Mythic Steel Rangers in dealing with another)
Barbariax: Well, somebody's been busy.
Aiden: I know you man, and I'm sorry if this war with the Negima Empire has done this to you. But I won't give up on you, I will free you, Zhane!
Barbariax: Then die!
(Aiden realizes this is a fight he needs to win, and uses all he's learned to weaken this League member)
Aiden: Someday when this is over, you'll thank me! Dragon Flame, ignite!
Barbariax: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Aiden(sighs): That's one down, and three more to go. Now everybody, all together!
Mythic Steel Rangers: Mega Cannon, fire!
Prism Rangers: Giga Crystalzooka, ready! Prism Blast!
Cycloid: Growth Beam!
Thorn: I'm not clipped yet Rangers!
Eragon: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Aiden: Oh yeah! Let's do it.
Eragon: CrystalTank...
Charon: CrystalJet...
Lina: CrystalCopter...
Rangers: Prism Megazord!
Aiden: MythJet...
Vince: MythCopter...
Amanda: MythTruck...
Mythic Steel Rangers: Colossus Megazord!
Thorn: Oh no, how'd this go all wrong?
Aiden: Them's the breaks.
Eragon: And life's just full of em'! Ready?
Mythic Steel Rangers: ThunderSaber, Storm Slash!
Prism Rangers: CrystalSaber, Prism Slash!
Thorn: I've been clipped!
Eragon: Whoa, so you took down one of them?
Aiden: Yeah, but that means we'll have a long way to go.
Zek: Well, good thing we found these Legend Keys a while back. They should help, in the long run.
Vince: Si, I can already feel a great power from within. Oh, and by the way, we've found some cristales muy potentes in a cavern.
Lina: Hey, they match our colors.
Aiden: Until we meet again.
Malvos(Orb Form): One has been vanquished!
General Gammakar: I know, milord. But as long as we have Ecliptor, we can still defeat those Rangers!
Malvos(Orb Form): Not if they discover the secrets of those Legend Keys! Therefore, it is time my Runetauri stepped in!