12th July Prompt: Wrong Move
There are certain times when you just know that whatever you're about to do is a totally inappropriate and it'll land you curled up on the floor. Fred Weasley was having one of these moments. With George hissing at him from his left, practically begging him not to do it, and his very fine shred of common sense calmly telling that this was a very bad idea, Fred was fairly certain that this was, in reality, probably not going to work.
However, he refused to chicken out. He was a Weasley, a proud Gryffindor, and most importantly, Fred. Fred did not chicken out of anything. Yes, propositioning one of the most dangerous girls in the school was a suicide mission, but Fred Weasley lived for danger – kind of.
Sauntering up to her, he bravely tapped her on the shoulder, not flinching as she practically spat his name.
"Fancy finding an empty classroom with me, Granger?"
As several hexes and a shoe was flung his way, Fred became very grateful for his agility and many hours of Quidditch training as he dodged them and collapsed into the next corridor. He pressed his back against the wall, glaring at his twin, who was beside himself with laughter.
"You do realize that asking a girl for sex while she's crying about your little brother is a really bad move, right?"