A/N: Here's Chapter 2 of Total Drama, The Musical! Now just to let everyone know, I already have all the story's challenges planned out, and laid out, even who wins, which won't be revealed for quite a while yet. So, here to do the disclaimer, we have……Harold! Take it away, maestro!
Harold: Sithlorde1988 does not own Total Drama Island/Action or any of the contestants appearing therein, nor does he own Harry Potter, and the characters guest starring from that universe, but he does own his OC, Joshua, and this season's plot. 'Nuff said.
SL88: Thank you, Harold. I bet it had to suck being one of the first two off the show.
Harold: Yeah it did, somewhat, but I doubt I'm off for good, somehow.
SL88: Keep that attitude, Harold. Duncan, my man, sucks that you lost the contest.
Duncan: You're telling me. If I ever find Trent or Gwen, or MacLean or Courtney, they're so dead! (pounds fist on palm for emphasis)
SL88: Ooooookay, then, on with the chapter, eh?
(Recap, narrated by Chris MacLean)
"Last time, on Total Drama, The Musical, our 15 chosen campers were brought to the RCMP airport for what they thought was a booking flight, but what instead turned out to be an even bigger disaster for them, as they were greeted with the warm fuzzy sight of me, your beloved and humble host, Chris MacLean, telling them that they were in for a third season of Total Drama, but there was more. I then revealed that I'd contracted an additional 7 kids to compete with them on Total Drama, The Musical, and were they surprised when one of them was none other than Harry Potter, himself, and five of his friends. Who, then, do you ask, is the seventh and final new contestant? Why, our resident enigma, Joshua, of course. After quickly winning the heart of our favorite crazy CIT, Courtney, he quickly was asked out by Courtney, while at the same time, an impromptu Trans-Global Flag Ceremony would reveal a major shocker, in which it ended with a three-way tie at seven votes apiece between Duncan, Harold, and Trent, who ended up winning the tiebreaker, thus ensuring that it was Duncan and Harold who were sent packing down the Runway of Rejects, to the Flight of Failure. After a shocking confessional revealed that I may or may not be guilty of copyright infringement/ defermation of character after naming the teams the Juggalo Mappers, led by Joshua, and the Killer GlobeTrotters, led by Trent, and then saying our next stop was jolly old London, how will our contestants fare in our first challenge? And who will be the next one to ride the Flight of Failure? To find out the answers to all these questions and more, stay tuned for another thrilling, tear-jerking episode, of Total….Drama….The Musical!"
Theme song (still "I Wanna Be Famous")
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
(Camera shows Duncan and Trent arm wrestling, while Izzy flies by on a vine, Joshua and Courtney are seen walking by holding hands and chatting)
You guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see, I Wanna Be Famous!
(Joshua sees DJ picking on Ezekiel, taps DJ on the shoulder, DJ turns around, Joshua slugs him in the eye, DJ reels backwards, hits camera, which statics out)
I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I've already won
(Camera shows Ezekiel walking with Gwen, while the two talk about each other, then Chris can be seen yelling at Chef, as a giant explosion singes both men, courtesy of Explosivo (Izzy), Heather and Beth walk by, and wrinkle their noses at the smell of burnt rubber)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day, cause I Wanna Be Famous!
(Cody and Trent walk by, and Trent pranks Harold, who realizes a second too late that he'd been pantsd, as Duncan punches Trent in the eye, and chucks Cody into the nearby trash can, where Eva pulls him out and they walk off together)
Nananananananananana, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous, I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(shows a circle with, from right to left, Chris, Chef, Harry, Ginny, Joshua, Cody, Hermione, Trent, DJ, Ezekiel, Gwen, Courtney, Harold, Noah, Eva, Beth, Owen, Katie, Geoff, Duncan, Dudley, Draco, Heather and Ron, as Izzy flies by on a vine, holding a flaming 2X4 with the words 'Total Drama, The Musical' on it)
*end theme song*
In the skies over Surrey, London, a luxury jet was just beginning its final approach, as Joshua opened his eyes.
"*yawns, stretches* That was a good sleep I had..eh, what? Guys, get up! I think we're in London! GET UP NOW, GUYS!" Joshua said as he got up.
Everyone else shot right up at his exclamation, though most of them scowled at Joshua.
"You sure we're there, Joshua?" Courtney asked him.
"Yeah, look out the window if you don't believe me." Joshua said, and Ron, Courtney and Ezekiel all quickly looked out the window, and all three of them deadpanned at seeing Big Ben from outside the window.
"Bloody hell, he's right. We are in London, and by the look of it we're in Surrey…oh, fuck. No one tell Harry exactly where in London we are, I mean it." Ron said in a suddenly darkened tone of voice.
"What's the big deal about being in Surrey, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
Ron rolled his eyes at the ignorant home-schooled teen.
"Ugh, can you guys keep a secret?" Ron asked the three gathered there.
"Yeah, we can, why do you ask?" Joshua replied, while Courtney and Ezekiel merely nodded.
"Well, you see, Harry's abusive sons-of-bitches relatives, the Dursleys (yeah, Dudley's parents, those Dursleys) live in Surrey, and they were very mean to Harry all his life, and openly favored Dudley until Dudley stood up for Harry at the age of seven, and then he got whacked upside the head by his father for being insolent, after which Dudley quit vocally supporting Harry. However, Dudley continued to quietly support Harry in what ways he could do so, whether it be through giving him extra provisions, helping him out of scrapes, or whatever, but he had Harry's back, until one day when he and Harry both were ten, and getting along particularly well, they then turned around at what was clearly shouting coming from inside the house, where they turned around and realized that Dudley's parents were fighting, because Petunia, Dudley's mother, God rest her soul, had started to feel remorse for the wrongs she'd done unto Harry all those years, but Vernon, Dudley's father, insisted they were just trying to turn Harry normal, or as close to normal as they could get with a wizard for a nephew, as well as a magical son, though they were unaware of the latter at first, when Dudley and Harry both got letters for Hogwarts, the day before this argument I'm speaking of, actually, Vernon saw it and came unglued and tried to beat Harry unconscious, but only succeeded in bloodying and bruising him as Dudley stepped in and took most of the beating, doing his fair share of beating on Vernon himself.
But, after he saw a second identical letter to Harry's addressed to Dudley, he knew his son was a wizard, and he wasn't having any of that, so he went into the adjacent room, pulled a shotgun, and tried to kill his son and nephew to squash the magic from his family, only for Petunia to step in and unexpectedly take the bullet right in the heart, which quickly killed her, so needless to say, Vernon then tried firing on Harry and Dudley again, only to notice that Harry had gotten away amidst the confusion that had ensued when he'd inadvertently shot and killed Petunia, and called the cops from the next-door neighbor, 's phone, and had Vernon arrested, though he was killed in the ensuing gunfight, as he believed that the police force was even being corrupted by his freak nephew and son, so he attempted to bring the officers out from under the influence of the two by attempting to murder the cops, only to receive two well-aimed silencer rounds straight to the back of his skull, killing him instantly.
Harry and Dudley, of course, went their separate ways after that, as Dudley felt he'd caused too much pain and suffering for his cousin to be able to be seen in public with him, so he volunteered to remain in Little Whinging and live in Privet Drive, even knowing it would be haunted by the ghosts of his parents, and the unlucky cop who was killed in the crossfire while Vernon was being shot and killed.
And that is why we cannot tell Harry that we're in Surrey, as if he knew that we were in his and Dudley's hometown, he might do something stupid and throw the competition, as might Dudley. So please don't tell either of the two we're in Surrey." Ron said, unaware that the two in question had, in fact, been listening in from behind the whole time, and had just then cleared their throats, and said,
"So, we're in Surrey, eh?"
Ron whipped around, and saw Harry and Dudley, and swore under his breath.
Just then, Chris Maclean stepped in.
"Welcome, contestants, to the site of Challenge 2 of Total Drama, World Tour! Yeah, I know it says Musical, but I'm changing the name to sound better. Anyhow, the challenge is to go inside of number 4, Privet Drive, and all of you are getting locked in, and the last contestant left inside wins their team invincibility." Chris said, amidst the quirking of several skeptical and surprised eyebrows, and even a couple of outraged ones.
Confession Suite
Harry-How dare that narcissist use my hometown, as well as the source of my demons, in such an altrusic and fucked up way?
Dudley-Because as I said before, he make my Dad look like a fucking saint.
Gwen/Ezekiel: Gwen-Methinks a certain narcissist we all know is going to get shot soon if he doesn't change his ways.
Ezekiel- Your point is a good one, but where are we going to get a big enough gun to puncture his overinflatedly big head and bigger ego, eh?
Gwen-(deadpans) Good one, Zeke.
DJ-Survive a haunted house the longest, please, this is child's play.
Noah- Is it me, or is Chris actually starting to beat a dead horse with some of these challenges?
Joshua/Courtney: Joshua- Chris is REALLY pushing his luck, and he is DAMN lucky Courtney and I haven't been able to sue his ass, but we'll get him eventually, and this is grounds for a major class-action lawsuit, one we can split with Harry and Dudley, as it potentially involves slander and emotionally abusing the contestants, which is a violation of his contract, among other things….
Courtney- Wow, babe, you have an even more obsessive eye for details than I do. I think I'm in love. (Courtney kisses Joshua, as the camera then statics out)
Eva- Is it just me, or does every girl but me seem to be getting a man?
Draco-Blimey, and here I thought the Dark Lord was sadistic, this guy makes him look like a ponce by comparison.
Cody- Why don't I get any lines at all? Anyhow, ladies, look out, the Codester is here, and looking!
Courtney-This challenge is so in the bag for our team.
Dudley-I can't believe that arsehole is making us compete to see who can stay in my childhood home the longest, though on the upside, I have a definite advantage, as does Harry.
Joshua-Let's get on with the challenge already!
Ezekiel- Yeah, what Joshua said, though has anyone beside me noticed how cute and attractive Gwen is?
"Okay, for the Mappers, the competitiors are: Joshua, Ezekiel, Ginny, Courtney, and Noah. For the Globetrotters we have Trent, DJ, Harry, Dudley, and Katie. The team who the last one standing belongs to, will win invincibility, and the losing team gets to vote somebody off in the most dramatic Trans-Global Flag Ceremony yet. Now, go!" Chris said.
An hour later……..
"Damn, Big D, I think we have our work cut out for us, as we have the Juggalos' two strongest players still in this, but all of our teammates together wouldn't be enough to take them both, if they team up, and we'd lose badly." Harry said as he had realized that it was just Joshua, Dudley, DJ, and Harry left in the challenge, that is until Dudley and Harry both finally snapped and ran screaming from the premises, leaving just Joshua and DJ to stare each other down. Joshua glared at DJ, put on his best scary face, but when he saw it in the mirror, it scared HIM enough to force him out of the contest.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the winners are…….DJ and the Killer Globetrotters! Mappers, I'll see your butts at the Trans-Global Flag ceremony." Chris said.
Confessional Stall
Joshua-Damn, I can't believe that pansy DJ bested me, ME! Still, if I don't do something, this could end up costing me the competition.
Ginny- Finally, a clear cut vote. Joshua, you're gone!
Noah-I cannot let Joshua lose so soon, so I vote for Gwen as she was the least contributive to today's challenge.
Gwen- Joshua, nothing personal, man, but I cannot lose, so I vote for Joshua.
Eva- Sorry, Gwen, but you're too big of a threat for my tastes, so lights out for you.
Beth- Upside to this is that I know I'll be safe, but I vote for Noah, as he seems to be a bit TOO nice.
Geoff- Not cool man, losing us the contest, but what Gwen did is even more not cool, so adios Gwen.
Heather- Were this the old me, I'd have voted that prat Joshua out due to priniciple. But, as I'm a new woman, I vote for Ezekiel, as I think if left unchecked he stands a great chance at winning this contest.
Ezekiel- I can't let my beloved Gwen lose, eh. (is seen swapping the votes out for a stack of votes written against Ginny, with one for Joshua.)
Courtney-Joshua, you DID cost our team the challenge with your weakness, however, you are still of use to us, so I vote for Gwen.
At the Trans-Global flag ceremony……
"Contestants, there are ten of you, but only nine flags. When I call your name, please come up, take your flag, and proceed to the Airline of Acceptance, where the Globetrotters are already at. The one of you who does not receive a flag must then immediately proceed down the Runway of Rejects, and board the Flight of Failure, which is bound for an undisclosed location. First off, the campers with no votes. Eva, Heather, Beth, Courtney, Gwen, Geoff, you are all safe. Ezekiel and Noah are also safe. Joshua, Ginny, this is the final flag of the evening. And the final flag goes to………………………………...Joshua! Ginny, the Runway of Rejects awaits. Joshua, come with me to the Airline of Acceptance." Chris said.
On the Airline of Acceptance….
"Noah, who do you think got eliminated: Joshua or Ginny?" Gwen asked Noah.
"I honestly believe it would be Gwen, as I counted the votes, and at my count, Gwen had two votes more than Joshua. So, Gwen likely got the boot, unless Joshua accrued enough votes to surprise the world and get booted from the show." Noah replied.
"You're right on the money as usual, Noah!" said Joshua as he stepped aboard the Airline of Acceptance.
"Joshua? But if you're here, then that means…. NO! Ginny!" Geoff said as he crumpled to the ground in agony. Joshua, Noah, and Courtney all exchanged a surprised look and a raised eyebrow at that.
Confession Stall
Joshua/Courtney/Noah: Joshua- Sheesh, Geoff, behave like a drama queen some more, why don't ya?
Courtney- I know, right? As much as we may like Geoff, maybe we should vote him off next time we lose a challenge.
Noah- Possibly, though I think someone was trying to stack the votes against Joshua and Ginny, as I found this. (pulls out bag of votes shown in earlier Zeke voting confessional)
Joshua- Let me see those, Noah. (looks in and sees all of the votes but one are for Ginny, with one for him, deadpans) Yeah, Noah, one problem with that theory, Most of these are for Ginny, with ONE for me, so it'd be a stacked vote against Ginny, man.
Courtney- A stack vote against Ginny? Who hates her that much?
Joshua- (smacks forehead in realization) No way, this was done to protect Gwen, so do you realize who's bag of stack votes these are?
Noah- (deadpan, eyebrows raised) So, you're saying that Zeke did this?
Courtney- WHAT? In that case, he is SO gone next time we lose a challenge.
Joshua- Agreed.
Noah- I agree.
Ginny- There was a stack vote against me, organized by ZEKE? He is so GONE next time we lose a challenge.
Ezekiel/Gwen- Ezekiel: Why do I suddenly get strong hater vibes from everyone but Geoff and possibly Beth?
Gwen- Because they seem to be plotting something, methinks, and I fear it may involve targeting one of us for elimination next, Zeke.
Geoff- Zeke did WHAT? Not cool, man.
Beth- I can't believe Ginny was voted out.
Heather- Normally I'd be thrilled to see Ginny out so early, but in this case, I could tell that it killed Geoff, so I'm not so thrilled, but I am glad that our captain survived another round.
Chris- Wow, this shit is getting heavy, isn't it? So, there you have it folks. By a minor gap, Joshua was spared from the Runway of Rejects, though Ginny had to be the unfortunate soul taking the ride. Will Trent's Globetrotters be able to pull off another victory or will Joshua's Mappers earn their richly deserved vengeance? And just WHO stacked the votes against Ginny (or tried to)? Find out the answers to all these questions and more, next time on Total Drama World Tour!
Votes
Joshua-Ginny
Noah-Ginny
Courtney-Ginny
Eva-Ginny
Beth-Noah
Gwen-Joshua
Geoff-Ginny
Ezekiel-Joshua
Heather- Ezekiel
Ginny-Joshua
Ginny-5
Joshua-3
Noah-1
Ezekiel-1
Teams
Juggalo Mappers- Joshua, Gwen, Noah, Ezekiel, Courtney, Eva, Geoff, Heather, Beth
Killer Globetrotters- Trent, Katie, Ron, DJ, Harry, Dudley, Draco, Hermione, Owen, Cody
Voted Off- Duncan, Harold, Ginny (19 left)