A/N: Well, after a brief hiatus, here's chapter 7 of Total Drama World Tour, and for today's disclaimer, we have a special guest. Ezekiel, take it away, will you?

Ezekiel- Sithlorde1988 does not own TDI/TDA/TDWT, Harry Potter, or either series' affiliated characters, eh. He does, however, own his OC Joshua and my virtual self, as well as Duncan, Geoff, and Trent's virtual selves, eh. (points into corner where aforementioned virtual contestants can be seen chained up to tables)

SL88- Thank you, Zeke.

Reviews

cometsgirl- Yeah, I know I did good with the Aftermath segment. And to answer your first question, that was a fluke that I made Hermione say she liked Harold, I actually meant Geoff. To answer your other question, the bullets are fake in the gun. As awesome as it would be to see a gunfight on an Aftermath, due to legal issues, they couldn't do it. As for Ron's "evil alliance", as you put it, let's just say that he has more than one enforcer of said alliance, and that because Geoff is gone does not by any means indicate that he is finished or threatened. Also, there are now as of this chapter going to be three teams instead of 2. The teams (with the first two returning contestants) are as follows:

Team Gilded Victors: Joshua, DJ, Courtney, Ezekiel, Gwen, Harry, Eva

Team Screaming Chrises: Ron, Katie, Lindsay, Owen, Harold, Izzy, Draco

Team Killer Amazons: Noah, Beth, Hermione, Cody, Bridgette, Trent, Heather

Anyhow, on with the chapter!

Chapter 7- HunchDrama of Notre Chris

(Chris gets sued for copyright infringement)

(recap, narrated by Chris)

Last time on Total Drama World Tour, our campers were taken to the Land Down Under, where the Total Drama really got started, as Joshua and Gwen returned, and Geoff was disqualified for switching the votes. After a long and trying series of challenges, and a hell of a hatchet fight, the Mappers finally won the day, courtesy of Beth's roast cuckoo, causing a real shocker at the Trans-Global Flag Ceremony, where it was down to Ron and Dudley for the final flag, which finally went to Ron, meaning that Dudley was forced to take the Flight of Failure. With him gone and Joshua and Gwen back, will the Mappers keep winning challenges? Who is the next target of Geoff, Ron and their lieutenant's evil alliance? To find out, tune in for another totally dramatic and thrilling episode of….Total….Drama…World Tour!

(cue theme song and we're good to go!)

As the Airline of Acceptance was in flight to the next stop on Total Drama World Tour, Joshua and Courtney were laying next to each other sound asleep, when suddenly from nowhere, there was a huge jerk of the plane, one that caused Joshua to be disentangled from Courtney and smash headlong into the adjacent wall, and lie there unconscious, as elsewhere, unbeknownst to the other contestants, Lindsay and Bridgette were subject to the same treatment. Needless to say, the jerking woke the rest of the contestants up.

"Who ordered the gunfight, eh. I'm trying to sleep." Ezekiel muttered as he rolled over and fell back asleep.

"What the hell? Where is my boyfriend?" Courtney asked when she woke up and Joshua wasn't next to her, only to have her question answered by a soft thud, and she spun around to find a note, and a small pool of blood.

"If you are reading this, then you must have found your next challenge: One member of your team has been kidnapped and bound to the roof of Notre Dame, and we're not going to keep him alive for long. So if you value him, come to Notre Dame in one hour to compete for his freedom." the note read.

Little did Courtney know, however, that at that exact same time, Harold and Noah were reading the same notes. Courtney, needless to say, was furious, and ready to kill. Confessional Cabin

Courtney- What the hell? Who would kidnap Joshua, and better yet, why?

Harold-That's weird. The note said a member of my team would be kidnapped, but there seems to be no one missing.

Noah- Yes, and that is very odd.

Joshua/Ezekiel: Joshua- Damn, next time they want to use me as bait, they could be gentler about it.

Ezekiel- No shit, eh. And they need to lose the incompetent plane pilot, eh.

Joshua- I agree with you on that, Zeke.

End Confessional Can

"Contestants! Get to the front of the plane, pronto!" Chris said over the intercom.

After a few hectic minutes, the campers finally arrived at the front.

"Hello, contestants, and welcome to Paris, France, home to challenge the seventh of Total Drama World Tour! For this challenge and here on out, I have to split you into three teams, each of whom will have another member following the challenges. Team 1, the Gilded Victors, will comprise of Courtney, Gwen, Ezekiel, Eva, Harry, and DJ. Team 2, the Screaming Chrises, will comprise of Katie, Ron, Draco, Owen, Harold, and Izzy. Team 3, the Killer Amazons, will comprise of Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Noah, and returning fan favorite, Hermione! Everyone welcome back Hermione!" Chris said with a smirk on his face, as the others facepalmed or sweat dropped.

Confessional Cabin

Hermione- Yes, I can't believe I'm back in the game! Now that Ron and I are working together, and we have Geoff on the outside giving advice on who to knock off, and our hidden spy on the inside gathering info for us, we'll get to the final 2 easy.

Courtney/Ezekiel/Gwen: Courtney- Of course Chris would bring that pompous bimbo back.

Ezekiel- But, didn't she get voted off already and pay Geoff to eliminate Joshua, eh?

Gwen- Not to mention the fact that the bull that gored me was baited.

Courtney- What are you talking about?

Gwen- When I got to the hospital, they told me I was going to be fine, then I saw Trent, who told me that the bull was baited, by one of the guy contestants, but he didn't see which guy.

Ezekiel- I think we can safely eliminated Joshua, Noah, and myself from that list, eh, as I kept a close eye on them during that challenge, and they didn't go near the bull save to slam it. You ask me though, I think Ron did it, eh.

Courtney-It's certainly plausible, and as for Geoff selling Joshua out, he already got his karma for that.

Gwen- I agree with you on that one, Courtney.

End Confessional Cabin

"So your challenge is to race to the Eiffel Tower, where you will have to climb to the top, hop on a hang glider, and glide to Notre Dame. First team there wins an advantage in the next challenge. And, Action!" Chris said.

Gwen, Ezekiel, and Courtney all went running and secured the Eiffel Tower first, where Ezekiel and Gwen took the hang glider and glided all the way to Notre Dame while Courtney ran there.

In a close race, though, they were beaten there by Noah and Beth, but beat Ron and Katie to the tower.

"Stop! And the Killer Amazons win the first challenge! The next challenge, which will be for invincibility, is a simple one: Get to the top of Notre Dame, where each team has something of value to them hidden inside three of the Notre Dame bells. The first two teams to find their hidden valuable win invincibility, while the losing team will have to send someone home in the most dramatic Trans-Global flag ceremony yet." Chris said.

Confessional Cabin

Gwen- Okay, that was total overkill. Does he know HOW MANY Fucking bells Notre Dame has?

Noah- Finally, a challenge that is my forte. We've got this in the bag.

Ron- Three people? By my count, the only one missing is that peon Prigmore, so who are the other two I wonder, and better yet, I wonder why Geoff wants me to target this person….

End Confessional Cabin

"Gwen! Ezekiel! You two come with me to explore the upper levels of Notre Dame! DJ! You take Harry and Eva and scour the lower levels!" Courtney called out, as Team Gilded Victors went into Notre Dame, followed by Team Killer Amazons and Team Screaming Chrises.

Upon reaching the topmost level of Notre Dame, Courtney saw that there was only 10 bells, contrary to Gwen's earlier claim that there would be 100 bells.

After some quick searching, Gwen, Ezekiel and Courtney didn't find anybody under any of the bells, so they sighed, hoping Harry, DJ, and Eva had more luck than they did, not knowing that Team Screaming Chrises had beaten them to it, and sabotaged them.

Confessional Cabin

Ron- That was too easy, knocking the bell with that ponce off of the topmost balcony of Notre Dame and sending him plunging to certain doom.

Ezekiel- Shouldn't Joshua have been up top, eh?

End Confessional Cabin

Speaking of Team Screaming Chrises, they managed to find their member, and were surprised at who it was.

"LINDSAY?" Ron, Katie and Harold said in unison and surprise.

Confessional Cabin

Harold- Talk about your surprises from out of left field. I didn't see THAT coming.

Lindsay- How is this supposed to work again? And how did I get roped into this? I was supposed to be on a vacation. Ooh, look, shiny thing!

Ron/Katie: Ron- (facepalm) Great, we're screwed, now that we have the blonde bimbo bombshell on our team.

Katie- I agree. After we deal with our current target, I say we move on the bombshell next.

Ron- How do you know about that? (points sword at Katie's throat) If you so much as breathe a word, I'll kill you, capiche?

Katie- Okay, Okay, fine. You don't have to get so testy about it, damn.

Eva- Damn, where's our member?

End Confessional Cam

As the Victors kept walking, Eva realized something, and spun around to see a bell falling towards the ground, and from the bottom, jutted a pair of all-too-familiar shoes….

"Shit! There's our member, and it's Joshua! Run!" Eva shouted as she bolted for the ground floor. DJ and Harry just exchanged confused glances before following her.

As Eva reached the ground floor she found Courtney, Gwen and Ezekiel.

"Courtney, come on! I found our member, who is Joshua, but he's stuck in a bell that was pushed off the top story and is headed for the ground, so in other words, Joshua might be dead!" Eva shouted to Courtney, who, along with Ezekiel and Gwen, ran outside to try and intercept the bell.

But, no sooner had they gotten outside, than they heard a loud SMAAAAAAASSSSHHH!, and spun around to see the wreckage of the bell, and when they got there and the smoke cleared, it showed Joshua, miraculously unharmed.

However, when they moved the pieces of the bell, they saw that Draco from Team Screaming Chrises had gotten smashed under the bell, and they managed to extricate him from under the bell, only to see he was grievously injured.

"And, Stop! Team Gilded Victors and Team Screaming Chrises win invincibility, while Team Screaming Chrises win a year's paid stay for one in a rehabilitation hospital, and Team Killer Amazons are going to have to send someone home, so choose your victim, and I'll see you at the Trans-Global Flag ceremony!" Chris said.

Confessional Cabin

Joshua-Thank god Ron's lame attempt to kill me backfired, but I can't believe Draco tried to save me.

Ron- (snaps fingers in disappointed manner) Damn it! How does Prigmore keep surviving? Luckily, I already have a failsafe that ensures our target gets her just desserts. And with Draco out of the picture, that's icing on the cake.

Noah- I can't believe I have to do this to you, but you leave me no choice.

Trent-Finally, a chance to see that witch get hers.

Beth- Please tell me that I'm not being stuck in this situation for real.

Heather- I can't believe that Bridgette is our add-on, so this could work to my advantage.

Bridgette- I'm glad to be competing, but I still have to vote you off, it's nothing personal.

Hermione- So far so good. With the inside straight Ron fed me, I know exactly WHO to vote out. Sorry, but you're done.

Cody- WTF? My team lost, AGAIN? I think I know who needs to fall for this.

End Confessional Cabin

"Contestants, in front of me are six French flags, but seven of you. The one of you who does not get this flag must immediately walk the Runway of Rejects, catch the Flight of Failure, and leave Total Drama World Tour and can never come back- EVER." Chris said.

"You mean like Gwen, Joshua, Hermione, Bridgette, Lindsay, Harold, and Izzy all have managed to comeback?" Noah replied sarcastically.

"Shush! The first flag goes to Noah! Beth, you're safe as well, as are Cody, Bridgette, and Hermione. Heather, Trent, this is the final flag of the evening. One of you has just spend their last night on Total Drama World Tour. And the final flag goes to…Trent! Heather, looks like it's the Runway of Rejects for you!" Chris said.

"WHAT? You voted for Sexist Music Boy over ME? You are all dead when I get my hands on you, you hear me? DEAD!" Heather screamed as she started ranting, raving, throwing things, and finally holding a knife to Chris' throat.

"Uh, Alejandro, dude, a little help here please, before this show has no host." Chris managed to breathe out before Heather's blade pierced his throat, and Trent recognized the blade.

"Heather, how did you get Duncan's knife?" Trent asked Heather.

"None of your business, Sexist pig, so if you value your life, stay away." Heather snarled.

Just then a tranquilizer dart fired into her neck, sedating her instantly. Alejandro then stepped out from the shadows, as a pair of bouncers then appeared and carried Heather off, while Alejandro quickly dialed 911 to get help for Chris.

"Stay put, you guys, as we might have to either cancel the show or get a new host, depending on if Chris dies or not. But for now, consider the show halted pending an investigation into Heather's psychotic breakdown. Oh, and my name is Alejandro, your temporary host until we sort Chris out." Alejandro said.

Confessional Cabin

Trent- Oooookay, then, I didn't know Heather had such a psychotic murderous side.

Alejandro- They think that they're getting help for Chris, which they are, just not in the way they'd expect, then I'm going to take over as host, since Heather did her job nicely, despite not being given prior authorization to do that.

Joshua/Gwen/Courtney/Ezekiel: Joshua- Wow, okay then, that was random, and sucks for Chris.

Courtney- Are you kidding, Joshua? That was his karma and then some!

Ezekiel- Yeah, for a guy, though, he is a total pussy wimp.

Gwen- (rolls on ground laughing at Ezekiel and Courtney) Good point both of you, but I agree with Joshua, Heather is too dangerous, especially with her new psycho side.

Ron- That was all TOO easy. Chris is down, and our next target is….

Katie- Ron, shush! They'll hear you.

Ron- If you say so, Katie.

End Confessional Cabin

Loser Cam

Duncan- Heather, count yourself lucky girls and guys have separate prison systems, because I am going to kill you for taking my knife, despite the fact that you did do us all a big favor, but it was still not cool.

End Loser Cam

An ambulance pulled up, followed by a cop car, with Chris being loaded into the ambulance, and Alejandro being put in the cop car.

"What gives, offiicers?" Alejandro asked, as he was swearing rapidly in Spanish.

"Alejandro, you're under arrest for conspiring and being an accessory in the attempted murder of Chris Maclean, as well as the ordered attempt on the lives of Joshua Prigmore and Draco Malfoy, who is also being hospitalized and therefore is out of the competition. So come along." the officer nearest Alejandro replied.

"Sorry I'm late, maggots. El Diablo over there (here Hatchet points at Alejandro) held me up or I'd have been here at the start with Chris, so I'll be host for now until he recovers, or if he dies, I'll assume hosting duty permanently." Hatchet said.

"So, there you have it folks. Queen Bee and Snakey both got eliminated and pretty dude got hospitalized courtesy of Queen Bee. Who will win it all and who will sink? To find out, tune in to the next episode of Total….Drama… World Tour!" Hatchet said.

Votes

Noah-Heather

Trent-Heather

Heather-Trent

Hermione-Trent

Cody-Heather

Beth-Trent

Bridgette-Heather

Trent-3

Heather-4

Teams

Gilded Victors- Joshua, Courtney, Gwen, Ezekiel, DJ, Eva, Harry

Killer Amazons- Beth, Noah, Trent, Hermione, Cody

Screaming Chrises- Ron, Katie, Owen, Izzy, Harold

Voted Off/Left- Duncan, Ginny, Geoff, Dudley, Draco, Bridgette, Lindsay, Heather (17 left)

A/N: And that's the end of Chapter 7. With that, Draco and Heather both are eliminated. How will Chris fare with his throat injury? Will he live or die? I'll leave that up to you to decide. Send me a PM or review and tell me what you think of the story so far and if I should let Chris die or not. Also, next chapter, the campers head off to Japan to learn sumo, and we find out Chris' fate. Keep reading and reviewing!

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