Monster Island

2 Days Remain

The rift is acting very weird today, and my old man still hasn't been seen. Maybe he was a bit too close to the present for him to be transported? I dunno. I'm leaving my doors of hope open, even when the battle begins. Maybe there's turbulence. That happens, right? Heh...

R-right?

I miss my dad, I admit. He was the best of times, and he was there for me in the worst of times. S-see what I did there? Added a little reference to-Yeah, you get my joke. But yeah, Dad was amazing. I hope he turns up eventually, because he's a toughguy, and he'll be useful in this fight. Yeah, I classify people into three different classes: Toughguys, Coolguys, and Jerkwads. Toughguys are..well, tough. They can take anything they're thrown at, and demolish it. Coolguys are guys I'd like to be around with. They have great personalities, optimistic looks, and they just love cuddle up and make you feel gr-I mean...uh...Coolguys are great. Jerkwads are pretty much any dick that I encounter. They are every asshole in the universe. Yeah, sorry about that little runoff...

I recently asked Mothra (or maybe her grandma. I can't tell.) how long we have left. She said that we have two days. Two days. Two days before a great huge battle that's probably gonna happen. Two days before shit hits the fan. Two days before we're all doomed. Two days before hell on earth. Ho-lee-shet. If I knew earlier, we'd be more prepared for this. Welp, time to start crying like a little boy because we ain't winning.

I went and told Baragon how much time is left. He said that it would be fine. He said we have me as a leader. He said I could get us to win. He said all that kinda crap. Obviously, he was scared, too, and he was trying to comfort me as well as himself. This is how I met his dad. He barged on by and saw us talking.

"So," he said to me. "Yer the King of the Monsters nowadays?"

"Yeah..." I said.

"You're the one my kid keeps talking about?"

I felt a little embarrassed. I dunno if you guys know, but being in a relationship is something not really accepted on Monster Island. Especially if it's two different species altogether. It's...unusual to everyone, y'know?

"Probably. There's only one Godzilla...well, there's three of us, now, but I'm the King."

"So you're the one my son's...in to?"

"Dad," Baragon began. "We're not d-"

"Son, I know a relationship when I see one. Late at night, I kept seeing you twos talking and shit, then I see you cuddle up on his chest, and he," (his dad was pointing at me) "He was fine with it. Even scratching your head! I know you guys are in love, and I..."

We both looked a little concerned. Even if we're adults, I'm like 90% certain that whatever Baragon's dad says goes.

"I approve it. Sure, we're predators. Sure, we're supposed to be against each other, but, hey. It's the end of the world. Might as well date your enemy. Hell, why don't you bang em?"

W-was he serious?

No, he laughed a bit there.

"Hah...Just joking about the sex. But seriously, if you twos really want to be together, I won't stop you. I mean, I can't. I could kill one of you, but there's no point. One's my son, and the other's our leader in this shithole. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do," he winked at us. "and I won't gut either of you."

He went off to somewhere. Baragon and I sighed a bit. His dad may be a toughguy, but, hell, he's also a joker. I wonder if my old man was a joker. I barely remember him. I only know him as a hero from what I've been told and what little I remember. I forgot what he looks like. I knew the last I saw him he was on burning and shit, but still...

Ah, whatever. We're going into this battle with or without him, and I'm gonna look out for Baragon no matter what.

Don't you even fucking dare say, "AWWWW DATS ADOWABUH." I will go over there if I have to.