Monster Island
I made a decision. I went with the most grueling for everyone. Of course.
I told everyone about our two choices, and I told them which I chose.
As dumb and cliche and stupid as it sounds, I went with the choice that will likely kill us. I know I'm not being specific, but both choices will kill us. Both choices will be grueling. But I chose...
Radiation.
What, you thought I'd go with the pillar one? Hell, no! I'm the Protector of Earth, not the Killer of Planets.
Although, this choice will involve the pillars.
The aliens have began to send down new monsters. These things are small, like the height of my leg kind of small. But don't let that fool you. These dark-colored, multi-mouthed, multi-clawed, and extremely fast little fucks are a pain. They jump and latch onto you, trying to tear into your flesh to get to the sweet, sweet radioactive blood. Trying to get stronger. I've seen one of these crawling shits drain the life out of a Mantis, and when they squeeze-dry their victim, they start glowing a red glow, or a blue glow, or a green, or yellow. They get stronger, and look jacked. Like someone shot them with steroids or something. When that happens, they go apeshit and become killing machines. It takes forever to take down one of these things, even when they aren't full of our blood.
How does this relate to the pillars?
Well, these creatures suck our blood for the toxic goodness inside, much like the pillars and how they suck out the materials of a planet. They are a dark color, and glow a color when they hit the toxic jackpot, just like how the pillars are dark in color and glow when they find a resource jackpot. When the creatures have a lot of radioactivity, they get stronger. The pillars get bigger and stronger when they have an assload of resources.
Put two and two together. It's obvious: These Crawlers (which is a term I just now coined for them) act and look a lot like the pillars. They need radioactivity to get stronger. The pillars aren't just a food source. They are a nursery. The alien assholes are taking samples and lacing them with DNA, or are making bio-domes for the pillars or something. Point is, aliens are doing some shit to the pillars to make these Crawlers.
And how does that all relate to the Radioactivity Plan?
The Crawlers are choc-full of radiation, because they already have some and they have some from their diet. If we can somehow gather enough of the Crawlers, I could potentially absorb the radiation to make the mutation process speed up. There is one problem, however: Sure, these guys are full of toxic waste, but not enough to speed shit up fast enough, even with enough of them. By the time I mutate, we'll be down to a few men, and I won't be able to stay on the planet long enough to help out...
We're gonna have to builda pillar of our own. Not like the real ones. It will have to be really big. It won't be absorbing the planet; It will absorb radiation of any degree. Meaning all the monsters will have to stay as far away from it as possible. It will also attract a lot of Crawlers, since it will have a lot of radiation. The pillar would not only serve as bait, but it will also suck up the Crawlers' radiation, so we'll have a lot of it. It's an over-the-top idea, but it might work.
Since we can't build a pillar ourselves, we have to team up with the laziest and least-dependable race in the universe:
Humans.
They've built robots before, so it shouldn't be that hard to make an artificial pillar, right? I mean, Mothra's gonna ask the humans via the fairies, because the humans always listen to them, it seems.
I just realized how stupid this plan sounds.
And I like it.
Hey there. It's everyone's favorite Duchess of Gummybuns.
I just want to say...Wow. Over 2000 views, and almost 200 reviews.
I guess I should thank you with that. It's kinda like a deal: I produce more over-the-top character development, and you guys give me the boost I need to get my day going. Really. Thanks, you guys. I love you all. Not in that way, though. That would be weird.
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