Monster Island
I just witnessed quite the show.
So, as we left off, Ghidorah was looking quite pissed when he saw Gigan and his gang at the shore of the island.
"The hell ish thish!?" Gigan squawked when he saw the crystal barrier.
"The hell are you doing here?" Ghidorah's middle head asked.
"In caysh you didn't know, Ghi-Dork-Uh, I have been shent numeroush timesh here to take out the trash that ish theesh monshtersh."
"You didn't get the memo? Because of your shitty plans, SpaceGodzilla, Orga, and I have been ordered to 'take out the trash'."
"WHAT!? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT! THAT ISH BULLSHIT! I SHOULD BE HERE NOW! I HAVE THE ARMY. I CAN TAKE THEESH GUYSH DOWN! YOU CAN'T DO IT WITH JUSHT A FEW GUYSH WITH SHOME POWERSH! I SHOULD KNOW! I SHOAAAAUGHH!" He was zapped by Ghidorah's three heads.
"Shut it. We're in control now. Take your army and get out."
"NO. NO I WON'T. YOU THINK I'LL LEAVE THAT EASHILY? WATCH! GUYSH, ATTA-What the...!?" His whole army, Gabara and Condor included, decided to swim away from the action. At least they had brains. "GUYSH! COME BACK!"
"Hahahahahahah!...That's some funny stuff right there...Look at you. You're on your own. Even your 'army' knew they shouldn't trust a space chicken."
"No! They're the chickensh! They ran away from a fight! They're wushesh. I'm not giving up that eashily." He charged up his eye laser, and just as he was about let it rip, Ghidorah blasted him with more lightening. Gigan fell backwards into the water with a loud splash. "WHAT WASH THAT FOR!? WHAT'SH YOUR PROBLEM!?"
"Our problem is you, Gigan. I hate to be the one to say it, but you're an annoying pain in the ass. When the little space shitheads resurrected you, I thought you're stupidity would be removed, but, nope, you're just as stupid, maybe even stupider."
"T-take that back! I am NOT shtupid! I jusht...jusht..."
"You are just stupid, and you are an unwelcome member of this operation. Now go back to the mothership."
"I-I can't."
"Why not?"
"The aliensh thought I wash sho unhelpful, too, that they left me here on Earth."
"That just leaves your stupidity with us, and we don't want it. Why don't you go back to Planet X, then, you dumb space chicken."
"...Shpaysh chicken?"
"You heard me."
"I am not a shpaysh chicken. I am a highly-evolved peesh of equipment. I am a shy-borg. I can deshtroy anything. I do not go out there and peck for sheedsh or lay eggsh. I am a weapon, not poultry!"
"Wow. You're so stupid you take insults seriou-ACK!" Gigan shot a laser at Ghidorah's middle head. "Is that how you want to play, you imm-FUCK!"
He shot another beam.
"Did you forget that thish shpaysh chicken has layshers, too?" he said with a small smirk.
"I've had enough of this. Time to make sure you don't come back."
"Brother, stop," Ghidorah's right head said to the charging middle.
"Not now, brother. We have to beat this shithead up. He's too stupid to know when to stop."
"I think you're the shithead. You can't just leave Gigan be?"
"There you go, trying to be reasonable..."
"Seriously, brother. Leave Gigan alone. Don't you think he has enough stress already?"
"I hope Dad didn't have to put up with this shit."
"Leave Dad out of this. Right now, let's just say sorry to Gigan, and let him go on his way."
"Ugh...alright. I'll apologize." Right after he said that, he shot another lightening ray at Gigan.
"OWOWOWOW YOU FUCKER! YOU'LL REGRET THISH! YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESHED WITH GIGAN 2.0! JUSHT WAIT UNTIL I UPGRADE TO 2.1! THEN 2.2! NECSH THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE ONE SHTEP AHEAD WITH 2.3! THEN WE'LL SHEE WHO'SH LAUGHING! HAH! HAH HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOWWSHTOPWITHTHELASHORSIGIVEIGIVEIMLEAVINGOKAYOW!" Gigan ran away.
"I'm disappointed in you, brother," the right head said.
"Why? He ran off," the middle remarked.
"You could have at least apologized. He's on our side, after all."
"But he's stupid."
"Stop, brother. Let's just go."
Ghidorah flew off from the shore. In the distance, I could see a very sad Gigan walking away in the ocean.
So we learned some new things. Cool.
If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging with Mothra for a bit.