Monster Island

We monsters have a love/hate relationship with the humans. Sometimes they stay out of our way. Sometimes they interfere with our fights. Other times they're just clueless.

And, on some rare occasions, they actually help us.

Today was one of those rare occasions.

It's been a dark day for us all. Hope has been lost. We all look tough, but deep down in our guts, we know we're downright screwed. No matter how hard we try, we can't escape. Some have taken drastic measures, deciding to join the enemy rather than fight against. All those who remain on our side have been Mothra, Anguirus, Big G's Grandpops, Varan, and Kumonga, we think, and me. Six of us. Six little monsters who can use their forces together to make one-eighth of the power one of our captors have. It's sad, really. But, like I've stated before, we're one big family and we won't give up.

We've all decided to meet up in the War Room. Well, Kumonga wasn't there, because he's Kumonga, and he never shows up at anything, like he doesn't want anyone to know he exists. But I digress. So, anyhoo, we were in the War Room, discussing the state of our outcome in this battle.

"I brought you all here, gentlemen, to discuss the state of our outcome in this battle," Mothra announced.

"Why do we have to discuss it?" Big G's Grandpops asked. "I mean, there's no point in continuing our plans. This is it. This is where the road ends, right? We all lose. It's gonna happen. Because you all like to go with the new ways and not the old ways."

"Don't think like that, Gojira. We're still alive, right? We haven't lost this fight yet. We need to just do our best to hold it all in until we can find a weak spot in the enemy's plans."

"It's always waiting! Wait, wait, wait! All we have done is wait, and I'm getting fucking sick of it. We waited for Godzilla to come back, which never happened. We waited for those fights with the stupid Crawlers to end, but they didn't. Now you tell us to wait to find a weak spot in the enemy's plan? Judging on how far they've gotten with this, I'd say there won't be a flaw in their stupid plan."

"Goji, just...Please, stop with the negativity, okay? We're going to pull through this. We always do."

"No we won't."

"One more word and I'll slice your jugular open with my beak."

There was a long pause.

"So," Anguirus spoke, "how do you think we can, y'know, win this?"

"I said before. We'll wait. Again," Mothra replied.

"I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but Goji's right. We have been doing nothing but fighting and waiting. It used to work before, but this is something new, and we might have to alter our game plan a bit."

"W-well..."

"And, come to think of it, Godzilla's usually the one who helps us win these fights. Without him, we'll lose."

"Whaddya talking about?" Gojira said. "You have me. I'm pretty much Godzilla's great grandfather, right? I can help us win this."

"Yeah, but you haven't helped us yet," Anguirus remarked.

"Look who's talking. I beat the fuck out of your grandad. I think I can beat up just about anyone."

"At least I didn't get blasted by a giant bomb."

"Shut up, you little sh-"

"Guys, please," Mothra interrupted. "We need to cooperate."

"Ah, why don't you go eat clothes or something, you fucking moth. Seriously! You're a goddam bug! A pathetic bug! I single-handedly killed your grandma with one fist, so just go bag to chasing giant light bulbs, ya dumb bug."

"Don't talk to Mothra like that," I said. "She's not a moth. She's a Divine Goddess and I'm sure she's doing the best she can to save our asses from losing this fight. She's also trying to juggle that with protecting her eggs as well, so not only is she trying to help herself survive, but her allies and her children. Mothra is a nice, respectable being and she doesn't have to take crap from an ancient dickbag like you. And...and...I...and..."

Everyone stared at me, shocked. Even I was shocked. I didn't know I had it me. I looked a Mothra, and her cheeks were sorta red. I think I was blushing, too, so I slowly just backed sat back down and pretended that nothing happened.

"S-So, uh, what's the plan?" Anguirus asked, glancing at me with an 'I got your back, man.' kind of look.

"I...I said..." Mothra stuttered. "..that...we should wait until there's...a..an accessible hole in their plan. Uh, okay...meeting dismissed."

We all were leaving the hole, when Mothra told me to stay here for a few.

I felt a tad embarrassed and nervous at the same time.

"B...Baragon...I, uh, I just wanted to thank you for standing up for me," she said. "It made me feel like there's people who listen to me, for once."

"You're...welcome," I managed to get out.

"I have one last thing to tell you, before you go."

"...what?"

"Well, remember when you were going to say something, and you trailed off a little bit?"

"Y-yeah?"

"What were...what...what were you gonna say?"

"I was gonna say that I...uh..."

Suddenly there was a loud FWOOSH!

I apologized to Mothra for not finishing my sentence as I left the cave to investigate that sound.

Well, shit in my pantaloons and call me Edgar.

Kiryu and M.O.G.U.E.R.A. are shooting missiles at the crystals. And some of them are actually cracking.