Planet X
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thiss iis greatt
ii feel greaat
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nenever been better
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i can sense the ppower
it flowws throuhg me
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is this whahat itfeels like to be
a god?
iiIiiiIs this what it feels like to be...
InN power?
I feel so great. The radiation is just COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS. It's like I'm high or something. I like it. It's...dangerous, but I like it. I feel like the KiNg Of ThE mOnStErS aHaHaHaHaHaAaAaAaAaA...It's LoVeLy. I feel like I could take on the wOrLd. WHy doesn't anyone else do this? It's such a GrEaT fEeLiNg. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
What's this? What're THESE THINGS. Oh. CRAWLERS. They want to DEPRIVE me of my wonderful BLOOD. I WON'T LET THEM. IT'S MINE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm TOO BIG for them. They just EXPLODE when they bite me. Stupid BUGS. Their QUEEN BITCH is as tall as me now. She's just a GIANT GRUB. A WORM. You can't scare me, YOUR ROYAL BITCHINESS. I feel a NICE SENSATION growing on me. It's HOT. I'm HOT ALL OVER. I think it's time to give this EGG-LAYING FUCKER a ROYAL SPEECH from the real RULER of the UNIVERSE. The real KING.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! YES! BURN! MELT! SQUEAL IN PAIN! YOUR LITTLE BUGS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! BURN, BABY, BURN! THIS IS GREAT! YES! BURN! BURN! BUUURRRNNNN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA-Oh, ew. BUG GUTS. All over the place, too. They're HOT and GOOPY. The little CRAWLERS are dying. I guess once you kill the QUEEN OF SUCKERS, her LEECHES go as well. Wait. What? That didn't make sense. Whatever.
Where the hell are MY FRIENDS? Did they DIE? Or RUN OFF? I dunno. I hope the LATTER.
Okay, one ASSHOLE down, now to destroy THE CRYSTAL DICK. The one who WENT TOO FAR. Where is he...?
Oh, I found him. Good.
Look at how SMALL he is compared to me! He is SO TINY. Ahahahahaahahahah! He looks so SCARED. Aw, he's calling in his LITTLE POSSE for help. Hello, GHIDORAH FAMILY. Nice to meet you. I'd like you to meet my FIRE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!...Was that a little too HOT for you? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!...ORGA? You look BIGGER. Let me FIX YOUR BONES so you're better. YES! FEEL THE PAIN! THE CRUNCH! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!...Don't start running now, SPACESHITHEAD. You're making this tedious. Oh, look! Some ROCKS. Maybe that will BLOCK YOUR PATH.
They did! GOOD. I got YOU right where I want YOU. I'm not gonna STEP ON YOU. Shut up. I want to give my FIRE one last round. Ahah. AHAHHAH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAH! YES! THOSE CRYSTALS WILL MELT INTO YOUR BODY. FEEL THE HEAT. LET IT SCALD YOU. I AM THE KING, YOU ARE NOT. THIS IS FUN. I'M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN. I'M GOing...
I'm...
I'm taking this too far.
I mean, I killed my enemies, right? I shouldn't be using my atomic breath, as much fun as it is. Those chest pains I've had since before this all started have gone away now. I went overboard. If I go even more crazy, I might cause a meltdNONSENSE. UTTER NONSENSE. THIS FIRE IS GOOD. FIRE GOOD. FIRE GOOD. FINo. Fire is not good.
Too much, anyway. I have to get to the task at hand. I have to enter the rift. I have to end this. We have to cooperate.
Cooperate? COOPERATE? Just to get rid of this FEELING? This FEELING you ENJOY and you KNOW it?
Yes. As much as I'd like to have fun, it's my...no...It's OUR duty to take save the universe. Wait. Who are you?
I-I'm...I'm YOU. The part of you that enjoys DESTRUCTION.
The Old Way?
The OLD WAY.
Well, listen, Old Way. If we don't destroy the rift, you won't have anything to destroy.
But if we DO destroy the RIFT. I won't be FREE.
Would you rather die, or just be kept hidden?
I'd...I'd rather DIE.
Of course you do. Fine, then. We'll let the rift eat everything up, even though we've gotten really far. This isn't the point of no return I guess. We'll wait for all of us to die. If I die, you do, too.
You're a bit of a DOWNER, aren't you?
Yes. Yes I am. And I'm fine with it. I've accepted my role as King of the Monsters. I've accepted my role as Protector of Earth...No...Protector of the Universe. I've accepted that I...That I love Baragon. I've accepted it all.
I'm FORCED to accept it, you know. Because I'm PART of YOU.
So why not just go? What have you got to lose?
I..I'll lose this body.
Tell you what: We go in there, and you have full control of destroying the rift. It'll be your time to shine. You'll be remembered for it...Well, I'LL remember it.
So, I can DESTROY?
Yes, you can destroy.
W-Well what are WE waiting for? Let's go OBLITERATE that RIFT from the INSIDE OUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yeah. Hah. Hah...This is it, though. We probably won't make it out, anyway.
At least I...WE...WE die FIGHTING.
True...Let's get in there before this radiation becomes too unstable.
RIFT, HERE WE COME.