The Rift
Do you feel anything?
No, I can't feel anything at all.
I can't either. Maybe it's because we're in a broken pocket of time and space? Wait, how did I-
Looks like everyone's smartness is rubbing off on your stupidity.
If we weren't one body, I'd slap the ever-loving shit out of you.
You're a turd.
Shut up.
Make me. Oh, wait. You can't.
This isn't the time to be pissing me off right now.
Alright, fine. I'm sorry.
Good.
I'm sorry I'm stuck with you.
You can't shut the fuck up, can you?
Why should I?
Al-alright. Look. We need to get this done. We need to just-We have to find that 'Point of Origin.'
A Master Control Program?
Yeah, sure. Whatever that means...I can't see shit.
Really? Because you sure sme-
What's wrong with you?
You should be asking 'What's wrong with us?'.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna-
You can't do anything, you know.
Can we just stop fighting? Seriously? J-just...We need to fucking cooperate. Now, there has to be some way though here. But where?
Bend over and...S-sorry.
Oh, you stopped yourself for once. Good job.
At least I'm trying.
Alright, alright. Okay. We can conclude that rifts are really dark. Darker than I thought.
You thought they would be more...swirly and blue?
Yeah, I did. I expected there to be more wibbles and wobbles. I guess space isn't all that I thought it would be.
Yeah...Hey, do you hear something? Like a low gurgle?
...Huh. Yeah. Must be hungry.
It doesn't sound like a gut.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Very funny.
No, I'm serious! That doesn't sound like our gut at all!
You're jokes getting old. I don't hear a gurgle anymore. All I hear is-...
Wh-what?
Alright, tell me you hear that.
You're joking now, aren't you?
N-no. Tell me you hear the voices.
Voices? Wha...?...Shit, I hear them, too.
They're getting louder. This is...creepy.
Don't let that get you...us...us down. We're unstable, right?
Right.
We're powerful, right?
R-right.
Anything comes at us, we'll beat them up.
Y-yeah. Yeah, you're right. You are right.
The voices are fucking loud.
WHAT!?
You don't need to internally shout!
WHAT!?
YOU DON'T NEED TO-
HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT
YES I DO
WHAT THE FUCK
IT HAS TENTACLES AND SHIT
"R'SAG NOGGOTH NOLOS FTHUG"
WHAT IS IT SAYING
I DON'T KNOW
SHOULD WE BLAST IT
YES BLAST THE THING
"RRRGHHH D'LUT SEWT AGNOS T'MA!"
THAT MADE IT ANGRIER
WHAT IS THIS GUY AND WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR DIMENSION
I DON'T KNOW FUCK FUCK FUCK BLAST THE THING AGAIN
"JNYATHOS IGNUS R'YLEH."
WHAT THE FUCK IS R'YLEH AND WHY IS IT SAYING THAT
MAYBE IF YOU BLAST IT IT'LL DIE
IT GETS EVEN MORE PISSED WHEN I DO THAT
"GH'YER NTIF Z'LGO R'YLEH"
HE SAID IT AGAIN
HOLY FUCK IT HAS WINGS
BLAST THE WINGS! THE WINGS!
OF COURSE YES THE WINGS
"AAAUGHGHGHG I'CNUS GOJIRA SLOZ T'YER FGTH"
IT SAID OUR NAME SHIT IS THAT BAD
IT MIGHT BE
IS THIS THE THING THAT OPENED A RIFT
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
DUDE DUDE DUDE IT'S OPENING ITS MOUTH IT THINK IT'S MOUTH I MEAN THERE'S TOO MUCH TENTACLE TO REALLY TELL-
BLAST ITS MOUTH DO IT DO IT DO IT
"AAAAAAAAAARRAAARAARRRARRRAARAAARAAAAGH..."
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...D-did we just...did...did it just...
What...the fuck...was...that?
I-it was like an octopus but...worse.
Hey...is that the...opening?
I-I think it is. That's the point of origin.
What did you promise me?
...A-alright. Your turn. Go ahead.
You sure?
I have no time for this. Just...Go. Take control.
Ah-...O-Okay. Here we go.
Into the end.
Where we'll die probably.
No point turning back.
This is-
Just get your ass in there.
Okay, okay...jeez...