Everyone in my team was in the area of sleep where they're still asleep but they're starting to wake up, so I decided that now was a good time to do what I had planned. "A-ten hut!" I said in a loud, disciplined military voice. They all jerked awake at that moment, falling out of their beds in panic.
"What the hell?!" Damion demanded.
"Seriously! I was having a good dream!" Nicolas complained.
"Yeah, me too! You ruined yet another one of my sexy dreams with Laura." Draco complained.
"Yay me. Now then, since I have your attention and we're all awake, we must take care of something very important: Placement of our stuff. We can't all just have our stuff in a disorganized pile like it is now. We must organize and properly place our stuff so as to avoid confusion." I explained.
"THAT'S what you woke me up for?" Draco said, going back to sleep, until I beat the shit out of him with Nicolas' hammer. "Okay, okay, let's do it!" He said.
"Well, at least he's organized and can take charge." Damion said.
"Yep. And I'm not afraid of using aggression to keep my teammates in line." I said. We then went to work: Draco putting up his photo-shopped poster of the X-men where he replaces Wolverine, Damion lining up his books and other things, Nicolas lining up his various instruments and CD's and finally, me setting up a wardrobe thing and my armory, perfectly lining up all my weapons exactly where they should be. "Well, that worked out nicely." I said.
"Except for the part where there's no walking around room." Damion said. It was true: Our beds weren't mangled and thrown on top of each other like what Ruby's team did, but the gaps between our beds was filled with our stuff.
"Damion, you should really give me more credit. Didn't you think I'd plan for this?" I said in a voice similar to Frieza's... There was a reason for that, but I can't remember it. Anyway, I then burnt the beds and, while playing that long vocalizing part of "Balls to the Walls", I rose up some awesome and hellish bunk beds from the ground. "Brimstone Bunk beds. The best beds hell has to offer. It's actually not a bad place, really. My grandmother runs it, so we got these without the bad brimstone smell. The only real bad part is when you first get there, there's 2 oiled up German guys that want to wrestle you." I explained, expertly and nimbly jumping up onto the top left bed, enjoying the waves as it too was a water bed. It was also marked the the insignia of the Blade clan (a double-ended katana).
"Are you real?" Draco asked.
"Yes, I am. You guys should find the rest of your beds with the insignias." I said, pointing to the other beds. Damion's bed was below mine, marked with a symbol of vampire fangs, Draco's was the top bed on the right, the symbol being a drop of blood and Nicolas was below him, his insignia being a skull.
"Okay, I'll admit. Once in a blue moon, you can do something right. These beds are actually pretty nice." Damion said, relaxing.
"Yeah, I knew there would be perks to being on your team." Draco said.
"Yeah, so far, you definitely earn your place as team leader." Nicolas said.
"Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. But we can't rest just yet. We have to get too class. There's only a minute left until our first class starts." I said nonchalantly.
"Good thing we can teleport." Draco said. At that moment, we all did teleport, at once, appearing in the classroom on one of the front desks, to the left of Ruby's team and right in front of my sister's team, Jaune's team to the right of them, behind Ruby's team.
The first class was Professor Port's. This annoyed me because one of the main things I hate is arrogance and he displays quite a lot of it. "Monsters. DEMONS-" He started.
"We have some of those in this class, your realize?" I said, annoyed, briefly triggering to make my point.
"Oh, my apologies. Back to what I was saying: Monsters, demons, prowlers of the night!" He continued.
"Batman?" Draco and Nicolas asked silently.
"Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names. But I merely refer to them as prey." He said, laughing.
"On that, we can agree." I said silently, Damion nodding.
The rest of the class was silent, however, putting him in an awkward position, as I think he was expecting laughter or applause. "Uh... And you shall too, upon graduation from this prestigious academy!"He said.
"I already call them prey. Those ursai were delicious." I said, remembering that after the ceremony where we became teams, the guys and I threw a big barbecue to congratulate everyone, the ursai we killed being the main course.
"Now as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other 3 kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world. Our planet is absolutely TEEMING with creatures, that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces." He continued.
"I know, I'm already make a living from killing these things. And many others we won't learn about here." I said, the guys agreeing once again.
"And that's where we come in. Huntsman! Huntresses." He said, pausing to click his tongue at and I think wink at Yang (it's hard to tell about that second one, since his eyes are always closed). Yang giggled nervously at this, clearly creeped out, but trying to hide it and Damion looked like he was ready to eviscerate the teacher.
"Calm down, buddy. Happy place. Happy place." I said soothingly, calming him down.
"Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves. From what you ask?" He paused.
"You already told us about what." I said, rolling my eyes.
"Why, from the very world!" He said, waiting for a reaction again, but it never came, except one random student who is never seen again in the show. "That is what you are training to become." He continued.
"Or already are in our case." I said to the guys.
"But first, a story. The tale of a young, handsome man. Me!" He said again.
"Ugh..." Teams BDSS, SUSN and JNPR all groaned.
As he told the story, I was starting to drift asleep until I noticed Weiss becoming increasingly pissed at Ruby as she did understandably childish things, such as draw a picture of Port making him look fatter and goofier than he is. "The moral of the story..." Port started after finishing the story.
"You hold yourself in WAY too high-esteem." I said, the guys and Serena's team laughing quietly.
"A true hunstman must be honorable." Port said, me putting a hand on my chest as if to say "that's me", Ruby making a silly face, balancing a pencil on one finger and crossing her eyes, Weiss getting angrier at her display. "A true huntsman must be dependable." He continued, me pointing to my chest as if to say "me", Ruby sleeping and Weiss getting even more pissed. "A TRUE huntsman must be strategic, well-educated and wise!" He finished, me pointing at myself with both thumbs as if to say "right here", Ruby picking her nose and Weiss becoming FURIOUS. "So, who among you believes yourself to be the embodiments of these traits?" He asked, my hand shooting up first and Weiss' hand quickly following.
"That certainly sounds like me." I said.
"I do, sir!" Weiss said.
"Ah! Two volunteers! Wonderful! Well then. Let's find out. As luck would have it, I have two monsters here. One for each of you. Miss Schnee, you will go first. Step forward and face your opponent." He said, gesturing to a cage beside him.
"Nothing bigger than a boarbetusk could fit in there." Damion scoffed.
"One of the pig things?" Draco asked.
"Looks like this time we're gonna be having Pig ala mode... Or whatever it's called when you put the apple in the pig's mouth." Nicolas said.
"Sai won't even be remotely challenged by that thing." Damion said.
"You guys have high opinions of him." Umbra said to them.
"I do, too. He's my brother." Serena said.
"And we've seen what he can do." Selene said, the others nodding.
"Well, then. If you're having the first go, I wish you, good luck, Ms. Schnee." I said, although I was thinking something quite different.
Try not to die!
[I highly doubt she'll manage to get out of the fight without a scratch. I'm almost positive she'll get thrown around at least twice.]
"I'd put money on that, but you're voices in my head." I said, sitting down on Port's desk, waiting for the fight to start.
Weiss took her stance, weapon ready as Port prepared to release the beast. "Go, Weiss!" Yang cheered.
"Fight well." Blake said, waving a small RWBY flag.
"Yeah, represent team RWBY!" Ruby cheered, raising her hand in the air, but her cheer was the one that bothered the arrogant heiress.
"Ruby! I'm trying to focus!" She snapped.
"Oh, sorry." The younger girl said sadly, shrinking down a bit.
"Don't be a bitch, she was cheering FOR you." Damion said.
"Alright! Let the match begin!" Port said, bringing his axe down and slicing the lock holding up the door, releasing the boarbetusk, which charged at Weiss, but at the last minute, she rolled and slashed it and hit it, but the armor on its body protected it. It then turned around to face her as she took another stance. "Ha ha! Wasn't expecting that, were you?" Port asked.
"Expecting what? I didn't really catch it." I asked.
"Hang in there, Weiss!" Ruby said encouragingly.
The two opponents rushed at each other, the boar charging and Weiss gliding across the ground towards it, but then shockingly, the boarbetusk maneuvered its head and manage to trap Weiss' rapier behind its tusks. "Oh, a bold new approach. I like it!" Port said.
"Yeah, but it doesn't seem to be working in her favor." I said.
"Certainly not showing of much wisdom, is she?" Damion asked.
"I don't think she's gonna win this one." Serena said.
"Not if she keeps fighting like this." Selene agreed.
"But will Sai do much better?" Naomi asked.
"He better." Damion said.
(Oh, ye of little faith.) I thought to myself.
"Come on, Weiss, show it who's boss!" Ruby said. Weiss turned and glared at her, leader, but this distraction allowed the boarbetusk to pull away her sword and knock her back.
"Ho, ho! Now what will you do without your weapon?" Port asked.
Weiss looked up quickly to see the boar charge again, but she rolled out of the way, causing it to hit the desk my team was at and fall to the ground on its side, giving her enough time to run and grab her weapon once again. "Weiss! Go for its belly! There's no armor underneath!" Ruby said helpfully.
"Stop telling me what to do!" Weiss snapped.
"Well, that's the whole fucking point of a leader." Damion said.
The boarbetusk then roared and rolled into a ball, wheeling its way towards the angry heiress. "Whoa, that's pretty cool." I said, watching. She then created a glyph in front of it to knock it onto its back and one in the air behind her. She did a jumping backflip to land on the glyph and launched herself at the downed boar, impaling it and finishing it off, panting heavily.
"Bravo! Bravo! It appears we are indeed in the presence of a true huntress in training." Port said, then looked at me. "Well, Mr. Blade, do you think you can beat that?" He asked.
"Oh, I think I might be able to shave off a bit of time. Just maybe, not a guarantee." I said fake-modestly.
"Well, then, let's find out. Ms. Schnee, return to your seat. Mr. Blade, take her place on the battle floor." Port said, clearing the corpse of the one Weiss killed out of the way and moving the cage with the other boarbetusk into the way. "Are you ready?" He asked.
"Release the beast." I said in a badass tone.
"Very well. Make it quick, though, we haven't much time." He said, releasing it in the same manner as he did for Weiss.
"I think I can do that." I said, smirking as it charged at me. At the last second before it could hit me, I did a jumping flip in the air, now facing the same way it was, lashing out my chains, wrapping them around its tusks, yanking it back to where I would land on its back and the instant I hit the ground, I jammed my entire hand into its chest, killing it instantly. "How'd I do?" I asked, looking at him.
The entire class was silent for a moment before everyone cheered for me in approval.
"That's our boy!" Draco said, clapping.
"Not bad at all, my friend." Damion said.
"Damn, he put Weiss to shame!" Nicolas said.
"Looks like it's another win for the Blades and a loss for Schnee." Serena said.
"Well done, my boy! That is truly skill that would make a huntsman proud" Port said, putting a hand on my shoulder and giving it a small, congratulatory shake. "Now, that's all the time we have for today. Be sure to cover the assigned reading and as always, stay vigilant." He said.
Weiss then glared at me, then at Ruby and stormed out. "Was it something I said?" I asked.
"What's with her?" Jaune asked, the remaining members of team RWBY looking between themselves.
"Well, I'm hungry." I said, grabbing the boarbetusk and motioning for the guys to follow. "Come on, guys, let's throw this thing on a spit." I said.
On spit?! Eww! Groddy!
[Not that kind of spit! You tie it to a stick over a fire and spin it around the fire, like how they make rotisserie chicken.]
Ohhh...
We walked out, but were able to hear the conversation between Weiss and Ruby. "Weiss!"
"What?!"
"What's wrong with you?!"
"Besides everything?" Serena asked.
"Seriously, it's like she's got her panties in a bunch 24/7." Umbra said.
"She thinks she's better than everyone else because she was raised in a higher-class than most others. Think about it, the only other person she tried to get along with was Pyrrha, another high-class chick. Man, Serena, if you and I acted like that, we would've had our asses kicked, huh?" I asked.
"Yep. From multiple people." She agreed.
"Oh, well, nothing you can do but let bitches be bitches. Let's go fire this baby up." Damion said.
"Yeah, now you're talking." I said, leading the two groups to the roof, still carrying the boar.
Later, on the roof...
We were all satisfied after my masterful cooking, but Selene was still visibly bothered by Weiss' actions earlier. "I don't get it. Ozpin made the leaders of the teams leaders for good reason. If Weiss was in charge, they wouldn't have brought down that Nevermore. Why does she have to think she's better than everyone?" She said angrily.
"She's just a brat. Everything she's ever wanted in her life, she's probably gotten. She's never had to work for anything she's wanted. Take the Blades for instance. We're rich, yeah, but if we wanted something, we'd better work for it on our own, not ask anyone for anything. We were raised that if there's something we wanted, we'd have to work hard and prove that we earned it." I said.
"Yeah, you would not believe want Sai went through to get Hookfang." Serena said, giggling at the memory.
Flashback...
Serena and I were sneaking up on the enormous dragon, I was explaining to her how things are done. "Now, the way to do this is quickly and carefully put the dragon into submission and teach it who's boss. Observe." I said, silently, rushing in, but the dragon must've heard me, turning around and letting out an ear-piercing roar. "Gods-damn!" I said, dropping to my knees and covering my ears. I then looked up in time to see it do a backflip and smash me with its tail. "Oh, gods, no, why?!" I asked as I was sent flying into a cliff wall, then it fired a fireball at me and blew up the portion of the wall I was slammed into. "I emerge! Singed but triumphant!" I said weakly, peeling myself out of the wall, only to be hit with another. "Singed but triumphant-!" I said before getting hit by another. "Singed but-" Then another. "Singed-" And another. "Okay, fuck this!" I said, rushing in and beating the living shit of the dragon, finally bringing him down and showing him who's boss by knocking him out. "You see? That is how you deal with such a mighty beast! Good night." I said, passing out.
Flashbacks...
"And we've been friends ever since." I said, smiling and looking at pictures of me and the mighty dragon in my phone.
"Wow. So you're rich, but you're definitely not spoiled." Damion said.
"And that's also where my dislike towards getting blown up comes from." I said.
"Can't blame you." Draco said.
"Oh, well. I'm pretty sure Weiss becomes nicer in the second season. It's just a shame it takes an entire season for her to do that." I said.
"Eh, screw her." Nicolas said.
"No, I'd rather not." I said, everyone bursting out in laughter.