The guys and I were enjoying a Christmas party along with team SUSN, singing the last verse of our made up 12 days of RWBY Christmas (You'll have to look around through the whole first season for all the references). "~On the 12th day of Christmas, team RWBY gave to me: 12 Weisses yelling, 11 Rubies eating, 10 Cardins failing, 9 broken bridges, 8 Yang Xiao Longs raging, 7 flying teens, 6 sisters fighting, ~5 GOLDEN YANGS~, 4 stolen trains, 3 faun-us, 2 robbed dust shops ~and a scream of 'get a-way from me!'~" We finished the song, cheering.

"Good job, everyone, that was an awesome song." Selene said with a giggle.

"Yeah. And I can't wait to give you your present later tonight." Serena said in a s seductive tone, hugging her from behind, causing the following reactions: Selene to blush, the other two members of team SUSN rolling their eyes, Draco and Nicolas wolf whistling and Damion and I to each down an entire keg to get us drunk and make us forget that.

"Serena, not in front of everyone." Selene said, blushing.

"Aw..." Serena pouted.

"So, time for the gift exchange now?" Umbra asked excitedly.

"Someone's sure eager." I said, unfortunately nowhere near the point of intoxication.

"Well, might as well." Damion said, pulling a gift box out of nowhere and handing it to me.

"Hey, only I get to pull stuff out of nowhere!" I said, but still taking the gift and unwrapping it, revealing it to be a PS4 (I so want one of those). "Oh, hellz yeah! Damion, you are my man!" I said, hugging him.

"Alright, alright, take it easy." He said, spraying me in the face with a water gun, causing me to back off.

"Oh, that's fucked up." I said, but still handing him a present.

"Alright. I'm lowering my expectations for this one." He said, unwrapping the gift and opening the box, ignoring my death glare and the profanity I was mumbling. The item he pulled out of the box instantly put a gleam in his eye, it was a replica of Masamune, Sephiroth's sword. "Nice, Sai! It was definitely better than I was thinking it would be." He said, giving it a couple of test swings.

"What about us?!" Draco complained.

"Yeah, what are we, chopped liver?!" Nicolas asked.

"Calm down, guys, damn!" I said, handing them gift boxes as well.

From there, it went pretty good. I received a minigun from Naomi, a tank from Selene, 2 katanas made of Carbonadium from Draco, an Apache helicopter from Serena, an amulet to control my very own army of the undead from Nicolas and a very nice coat made of Musk Ox fur from Umbra, but she gave one of those to everybody. "Oh, you guys thought I had too many badass weapons before. What you gotta say now?!" I demanded, looking at the 4th wall.

Draco had received: a new mask made out of Adamantium and Vibranium from Serena, a Buster Sword from Damion, a suit of skeletal armor from Nicolas, a limitless supply of blood bombs from Selene, an infinity stone that alters continuity from me and a jetpack from Naomi.

Damion got a teleportation belt from Draco, a book of various swords, how to make them and where to find the metal to make them from Serena, a shotgun/katana from Selene, a skull battle helmet from Nicolas and ballistics knives from Naomi.

… I'm getting lazy, so everyone else got really cool stuff, too, we'll leave it at that. "So, did you guys get gifts from your girlfriends on the other teams?" Serena asked us teasingly.

"Does sex count as a gift?" I asked. "If so, yes, they both gave me a very wonderful gift." I said.

"Yeah, Yang gave me a set of gauntlets just like hers." Damion said.

"I got a gift from Blake very similar to Sai's." Nicolas threw in.

"So, what gift did you give to Ruby and her teammates?" Damion asked.

"Well..." I said.

In team RWBY's dorm...

"They're so cool!" Ruby said while she marveled at her newly received Pokemon team: a Zorua, a Bisharp, a Scizor, a houndoom, a Charizard and Groudon.

"Sai really came through BIG TIME here." Yang said while resting on the back of her new Arcanine and looking at her other Pokemon, Rapidash, Typhlosion, Emboar, Blaziken and Pikachu.

"Indeed. It's nice to have animal companions every so often." Blake agreed, surrounded by her Pokemon: Sableye, Mightyena, Umbreon Meowth, Liepard and Darkrai.

"Yeah. What do you think, Weiss?" Ruby asked. No answer. "Weiss?" She asked, the whole team turning and going wide-eyed at the sight of the heiress being frozen solid by her team: Empoleon, Glaceon, Froslass, Glalie, Vanilluxe and Dewgong.

Back to us...

"You've been reading too many RWBY crossovers again, haven't you?" Damion asked.

"WAY too many. And I've lost a substantial amount of sanity as a result of sleep deprivation. Not good when your family leaves you alone with your sister's boyfriend to go to Florida for 2 weeks and he throws a party every night." I explained, then turned to the 4th wall. "Kids, make sure you get in a healthy number of hours sleeping every night. Otherwise, you may face symptoms of sleep deprivation. Ant that's no good!" I gave my small public service announcement.