A bunch of military airships were landing in Beacon for as of yet unknown purposes as Goodwitch and Ozpin watched from Ozpin's office at the top of Beacon's tower. "Ironwood certainly loves bringing his work wherever he travels." Goodwitch said with somewhat of a growl.
"Well, running an academy and a military makes him a busy man." Ozpin said to be fair. "But yes, those are a bit of an eyesore." He said as even more started landing. Suddenly, his computer started beeping, indicating he had a guest. "Come in." He said.
The doors opened to reveal a man dressed in a white military uniform with white gloves and a black undershirt, blue vest and red tie with black boots. "Ozpin!" He said happily.
"Hello general." Ozpin said as the two walked up to each other.
"Please, drop the formalities. It's been too long." The general said as the two shook hands, the general shaking one of Ozpin's hands in both. "And Glynda! It has certainly been too long since we last met." He said, turning to regard her.
"Oh, James!" She said, poorly acting as if she were flattered to try and hide her dislike of the man, turning to Ozpin. "I'll be outside." She said, leaving.
"Well she hasn't changed a bit." The general said as Ozpin went back to his desk to get them both some tea.
"So, what in the world has brought you all the way down from Atlas? Headmasters don't typically travel with their students for the vytal festival." Ozpin said, handing him the cup he just poured.
"Well, you know how much I love Vale this time of year." He said, pulling out a flask and pouring some of it into the tea. "And besides, with you hosting, I thought this might be a good time for us to catch up." The general said.
"I can certainly enjoy the quality time amongst friends. However, the small fleet outside my window has me somewhat concerned." Ozpin said. (There's only two of them now, so I'm gonna do that thing where it's just the lines and no names unless they do a specific action.)
"Well, concern IS what brought them here."
"I understand travel between kingdoms has become increasingly difficult."
"Oz... You and I both know why I brought those men."
Ozpin took a drink from his mug before sighing. "We are in a time of peace. Shows of power like this are just going to give off the wrong impression."
The general then leaned forward a bit, putting his hands on the desk. "But if what Qrow says is true, then-"
"If what Qrow says is true then we will handle it tactically," Ozpin said, pointing his finger upward, then putting his elbows on his desk to support his chin with his hands. "It's the vytal festival. A time to celebrate unity and peace. So I suggest you not scare people by transporting dozens of soldiers across the continent."
"I'm just being cautious."
"As am I. That's why we will continue to train the best huntsman and huntresses we can."
"Believe me, I am." The general said, turning and leaving, stopping halfway to the door and turning his head to look at Ozpin over his shoulder. But ask yourself this: Do you honestly believe your children can win a war?" He asked, before finally leaving (wait till you see us in action, motherfucker!).
"I hope they never have to." Ozpin said, shaking his head.
Meanwhile, Teams RWBY and JNPR were in the library, JNPR doing their own thing and RWBY playing a card game. But nobody cares about that, because back in our dorm, team BDSS was playing MORTAL KOMBAT X! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
"You're dead, bitch, you're DEAD!" I told Damion as I was using Johnny Cage to beat him as he used D'vorrah, ending the combo with my X ray while he already had less than a quarter of his health left.
"No, no, no! Damn you! I curse you and I curse the whole Cage family!" He cursed.
"That's alright, him and Sonya got a divorce, so he's not part of our family anymore and we've never really connected with Cassie, anyway. She's like the family member you only visit on their birthday and Thanksgiving." I said, uneffected by his insults, proceeding to use Johnny's fatality.
He punched D'vorrah in the face, spinning her around and plunging his hands into her back, ripping her chest open from behind. "HERE'S JOHNNY!" We said at the same time before he dropped D'vorrah.
"And that's when copping a feel goes horribly wrong." Nicolas said.
"Good one!" Draco laughed.
We're going back to the library for a moment to address that Weiss clearly has psychological issues...
"You're just 3 moves away from conquering Remnant!" Ruby wept as she was already horribly losing due to her last failed attack on Yang.
Weiss then rose up and laughed evilly. "YES! FEAR THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF MY FORCES! COWER AS THEY PILLAGE YOUR HOMES AND WEEP AS THEY TAKE YOUR CHILDREN FROM YOUR VERY ARMS!" She said in a tone as if she had absolute power.
There was a small pause as everyone was in shock before... "Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?!" Team SUSN all said at once.
Back to us...
We read the above and looked at each other. "Wow, Weiss has some issues." Draco said.
"I fear what will happen when she takes over the Schnee company and gets a taste of the power she'll have then. Because we know that company's got their hands in some shit that could make her a FUCKING DANGEROUS WOMAN." I said, everyone nodding in agreement.
"Alright, back to the game! Say goodbye to your internal organs, NI-CO-LAS!" Draco said dramatically. as after a well-fought battle between Ermac (Draco) and Sub-Zero (Nicolas), Draco used the LITERALLY gut-wrenching fatality where Ermac lifts his opponent into the air, horribly twists and contorts them and proceeds to pull their intestines out THROUGH THEIR GODS-DAMNED MOUTH!
"NO, I NEED THOSE! I need those to digest food!" Nicolas begged as Ermac crushed them and threw them to the ground, making them splat.
"Yeah, I don't think you'll be eating too much after that." I said, shaking my head.
"Damn, I've had A LOT of stuff come back up before in my lifetime, but nothing ever quite THAT bad." Damion said, drinking a quarter of a 1-liter Moutain Dew bottle (It's the only soda I know that comes in a 1-liter size).
"I don't think even YOU'D survive that, Damion." I said, to which he nodded.
"Probably not." He agreed.
"Now then! Der-A-co!" I said dramatically, pointing at the blood demon. "IT IS TIME. The final battle. The ultimate showdown! And the last fight before we get back to the plot! We know what must be done!" I said.
"You got it." He said, clearly smirking beneath the mask.
2 minutes later...
"Murderer..." Scorpion said, glaring at his opponent, readying his spear.
"I tire of maintaining your innocence!" Sub-Zero said, starting to freeze himself so ice formed in his hand, then he crushed it.
"I will relieve you of your burden!" Scorpion said as they both took stance.
Indeed, the ultimate fight HAD to be Scorpion (me) vs. Sub-Zero (Draco). As soon as it said fight and we were allowed to move, it was on... Sub-Zero threw an iceball at Scorpion, but I made him use his teleport move to dodge and attack him from behind, followed by an uppercut and an expertly-timed spear. Reeling him back into the world of hurt.
"You should've known: fire melts ice!" I taunted as I did a sword combo, knocking him down.
"Yeah, well... If it's too cold, your fire will die out!" Draco tried to come back.
"Draco, maybe you should just wait till your winning to talk shit, because you're not doing so good with the comebacks." Damion advised.
"You're a comeback!" He snapped.
"You LITERALLY just proved his point." Nick said.
"I hit you with an old woman!" I said, throwing an elderly woman at him, killing her and winning me the first round.
"Oh, my god! Come on, man, that was an old woman, why did she have to die?" Draco asked.
"She was on her way out, anyway. The whole point of this game is about killing people, anyway." I said, doing my x-ray when he was at half health.
"Hey, wouldn't half of these x-rays be fatal?" Nick asked Damion.
The instant after he finished the question, Scorpion threw a spear THROUGH Sub-Zero's head, breaking his skull in such a way that in and of itself is fatal, before yanking him to the ground, completely shattering the 6th vertebrae of the neck. "Yes." He answered.
"FINISH HIM!" The announcer said.
"Bringing you the type of pain, you've definitely never felt, 'cuz when fire meets ice, you know that ICE MELTS." I said smoothly at the end as I initiated the fatality, Scorpion throwing a fireball through Sub-Zero's chest, the heart dropping down into plain view. Sub-zero then dropped to his knees and Scorpion literally sliced his face off, causing the brain to start sliding out of the now-open skull and it would completely slide out as Sub-Zero's lifeless body hit the ground. "It is proven... Scorpion is the superior ninja!" I said.
"Okay, but before we get back to the plot, 'superior ninja', I want you to explain something: what the hell was that supposed to mean when you said the broken skull would kill in and of itself earlier?" Damion asked.
"Yeah, you're a surgeon, explain it." Draco agreed.
"Oh, that's easy. A: I fucking BROKE OPEN his skull, but anyway, surgical terms: It's called a lefort fracture, basically I broke a major area of the maxilla of the skull and depressed bones INTO the skull, damaging the brain and 9 times out of 10, that's game over. One the brain goes, everything goes." I explained, leaving them in shock that I actually knew what I was talking about.
We then got the silent alarm, meaning us and team SUSN were needed to help solves problems amongst team RWBY. "Intervention." We all said, going to the dorm of the sisters, the brat and the faunus.
We arrived the same time as my sister's team and all looked to what had to be the source of the problem: Blake. She was clearly deep in thought and obviously worried about something. The rest of team RWBY then entered, Yang looking rather unhappy. "Ugh, we should've never let the new guy play!" She growled.
Ruby giggled. "You're just mad 'cuz he beat you. None of this would've happened if you just attacked when I told you." She criticized her sister.
"Wait, I thought we were called here for a big intervention." I said. At this time, Blake was walking to the door, preparing to leave.
"Stop." Weiss said authoritatively, pointing at her. This stopped her in her tracks just as she was reaching for the doorknob. "Lately you've been quiet, anti-social and moody." She started.
"Uh..." Everyone said at once.
"Have you met Blake?" Yang asked.
"That literally sums her up perfectly." Damion agreed.
"She's right, though, babe. There's clearly something bugging you. Why don't you tell us?" Nicolas said, unfurling his large bat wings (apparently, he's a bat faunus. I know, he tells me things things VERY last-minute. He literally adds things almost every other day), folding them around the two of them.
"You made a promise to me... To ALL of us, that you would let us know if something was wrong." Weiss continued.
"Hate to agree with the Ice Queen here, but she's right. Bottling these things up inside you can lead to horrible, HORRIBLE problems." I said.
Flashback...
"I HATE MY LIFE! I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE!" I wept, holding a pistol to my head.
Back to now...
"Luckily, Damion walked in, ripped my arm off and sent me to therapy." I said.
"Don't say I never did anything for you." He said.
"So, Blake Belladonna!" Weiss said, taking a pose like she was getting pumped up, with a white background with big black snowflakes behind her, jumped into the air, doing a couple of flips, stopping in Crane stance in mid-air, diving down and pointing at Blake. "What. Is. Wrong?!" She demanded, it now being revealed she was balancing on a chair. She then looked as if she was thinking, zoomed back and put the chair back, zooming back in front of Blake while we were trying to figure out what was going on.
"I just... Don't understand how everyone can be so clam." She said.
"You're still thinking about Torchwick?" Ruby asked.
"If he's smart, he'll stay tucked away for a LONG time after what we did to his boys and almost did to him." Damion said.
"Torchwick, the White Fang, all of it! Something big is happening and no one is doing anything about it!" Blake continued.
"At this point, there's not much we CAN do about it." I said.
"He's right. There's so much we don't know about there plans." Damion said.
"Where they are, where they're going, what there next move is, I could go on." Draco said.
"Where they're going to strike next?" Nick asked, to which we nodded.
"Yeah. Besides, Ozpin told us not to worry. Between the police and the huntsman, I'm sure they can handle it." Yang said.
"Well, I'm not! They don't know the White Fang like I do!" She said.
"So, what, just because it involves the White Fang, YOU have to be the one to handle it?" I asked.
Weiss stepped in again. "Okay, between blowing up nightclubs, stopping thieves AND fighting for freedom, I'm SURE you all think you're ready to go out there and apprehend these ne'er-do-wells-" She started.
"What the fuck is that?" I asked, turning to Damion.
"Uh... Who?" Ruby also asked.
"But let me once again be the voice of reason: We're STUDENTS. We're not ready to handle this sort of situation." Weiss said.
"Well, yeah, but-" Ruby started.
"Weiss, you have NO IDEA what half of us are capable of." Damion said.
"Yeah. I took on Magneto's entire brotherhood alone once and it ended in a tie." Draco said.
"I saved Russia from an army of the undead the size of their population before." Nicolas said.
"I've saved the world AT LEAST 3 times and even saved all of space and time once." I said.
"We're NOT ready." Weiss said.
"And we may never BE ready! Our enemies aren't just gonna sit around and wait for graduation day. They're out there... Somewhere, planning their next move and NONE OF US know what it is, but it's coming whether we're ready... or not!" Blake said.
"Alright, let's everybody just calm the fuck down." I said, pulling out a bunch of scented candles.
"Okay!" Ruby said, all eyes being drawn to her as she did various, indescribable motions to emphasize what she was saying. "All-in-favor-of-becoming-the-youngest-huntresses-and-huntsman-to-single-handedly-bring-down-a-corrupt-organization-conspiring-against-the-kingdom-of-Vale...!" She started incredibly fast to the point of barely being comprehensible, taking a deep breath. "Say 'aye.'" She said, crossing her arms and holding one hand out.
"Yes!" Yang said, stomping and fist-pumping, then pointing to Blake. "I love it when you're feisty." She said.
"WHOA..." I said, nudging Damion with my elbow, earning me a punch to the face. "Hoorah!" I said, dizzily, raising a shotgun into the air, before collapsing.
"I'm in." Serena said, stepping forward.
"Me, too." Selene said, putting her hand on Serena's shoulder.
"Here, here!" Umbra said, letting out a small howl.
"R-right! Let's do it!" Naomi also said, flashing a peace sign near her eyes.
"You have my sword." Damion said, holding his sword out in front of him.
"And you have my claws." Draco agreed, holding his arms with the claws out to his sides.
"And MY hammer." Nick said, holding it above his head.
"Well, I suppose it could be fun." Weiss said indifferently despite everyone else's epic joining to the cause.
"None of you said 'aye.'" Ruby said sadly, turning away.
"Alright. We're in this together." Blake said.
"Let's hatch a plan!" Ruby said excitedly, turning back to us.
"Yeah!" We all agreed.
She suddenly gasped. "I left my board game in the library." She said.
"We're doomed." Weiss said, holding the bridge of her nose and shaking her head.
"Yup." I agreed, popping the "P" at the end similar to what Yang does.
"I'll be right back!" Ruby said, taking off down the hall until she crashed into someone. "Oof! Sorry. Are you okay?" She asked, looking up at the still-standing person she crashed into, a dark-skinned hand reaching out to her to help her up.
"I'm fine. Just watch where you're going." Emerald said, helping Ruby up, Mercury standing right beside her (oh, no! The bad guys!).
"Oh, right." Ruby giggled nervously. "I'm Ruby. Are you... new?" She asked nervously.
"Visiting from Haven, actually." Cinder said, Emerald stepping out of the way to clear a path for her.
Ruby looked between them all suspiciously, Cinder preparing in case Ruby recognized her, but in the end, she didn't. "Ooh, you're here for the festival. Oh, but exchange students have their own dormitory." She said.
"I guess we just got turned around." Mercury said.
"Oh, don't worry, it happens all the time." Ruby said, Emeral and Mercury continuing past her. "You're building is juuuuust East of here." Ruby said to Cinder.
"Thanks. Maybe we'll see you around." Cinder said, passing by her.
"Yeah, maybe. Oh and welcome to Beacon!" She said, waving to them as Cinder smirked, the screen going black.
"...OH, FUCK." Teams BDSS and SUSN said at the same time.