Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia/Pleasantville or their characters.
Chapter 9,
Mineta was not happy. She had to go on a date with stupid Skip Martin, Midoriya was shoulder deep in her closet trying to find the outfit Mary Sue wore on the date, and Eijiro was organizing the vanity with hair products so he could fix Mineta's hair.
"I feel so stupid." Mineta muttered and Midoriya tossed a 50's bra on the bed and it made Mineta blush.
"What the hell Midoriya? That thing must weigh 3 pounds in underwire alone; I'm not wearing that shit." Mineta said and Midoriya hushed him.
"Will you calm down and go with the program? This is what all girls wore back in the 50's." Midoriya said and Mineta scoffed.
"I don't care. I don't care what they wore or did, hell back then they use to throw gay people in insane asylums and try to 'cure' them with herbal tea, and electroshock therapist, and god knows what else. I don't want to wear that, I could kill a guy with these." Mineta said, feeling defensive. Midoriya looked at Eijiro.
"Did you tell him that?" Midoriya asked.
"I'm not sure, maybe." Eijiro said with a shrug.
"Hey, don't treat me like an idiot; I'm allowed to know things." Mineta said and Midoriya couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Mineta, do you have to be this way? You know there isn't anything we can do here and we have to go along and play our parts. Not only is this important for the sake of the universe we're in, but you're making me late for work, and you're not showing any appreciation for the work Eijiro and I are doing for you." Midoriya said and he got shocked looks from Mineta and Eijiro.
"You ass, I'm the one who got thrown into the spotlight." Mineta said.
"Mineta, calm down, I'm just saying that you could be a little more grateful that you have us here to help you out." Midoriya said and Mineta scoffed.
"Oh, yeah, right. Like I am so grateful to be some quirkless vagina, being forced to go out with some bland stranger, whose not even gonna notice if I wear a bra or not." She said and Eijiro stepped in.
"Ok, you know what, that's enough." Eijiro stated.
"Midoriya just go to work- oh, I'm sorry. I mean Deku go to work." He said.
"But how can I go when he-"
"SHE will get ready in her own sweet time. I have the feeling that since the show revolves around her, nothing will... you know, activate, until she's ready." Eijiro said and Midoriya sighed and Mineta shrugged.
"I guess that kinda happened in school. Seemed like none of the classes would start until I was seated." Mineta said and Midoriya looked at his watch.
"Alright, alright, I'll go. I have got to help Almighty get ready for the dinner rush anyways." Midoriya said and then he walked out of the room.
"What now? Are you gonna tell me how important it is for me to date this Skip guy?" Mineta asked and Eijiro shrugged.
"Well, it seems to be pretty important to Midoriya. But whether or not it's actually important to the survival of this world... well, I imagine that's something only Alt knows." Eijiro said and Mineta eyed him.
"What are you saying?" Mineta asked.
"Ok, so this place is totally weird. It's not really fair for so much life to be drained from this reality simply to try and keep everything pleasant. Do you know what my science homework is? To literally make ice. We are seniors and we are learning to make ice." Eijiro paused to shake his head.
"To be completely honest with you, I've been trying to seduce Bakugou. I'm not entirely sure it's working, but we're gonna hang out later." Eijiro said and Mineta smiled at him.
"Now see, I just knew you'd want that rebel to drill you; you horn dog you." She said and Eijiro moaned softly.
"I know, I know, I just can't help it. Every since he blasted down the road on that Douglas Dragonfly, he excited me. You know, I wonder if I can get away with calling him Blasty?" Eijiro half-wondered out loud and Mineta rolled her eyes.
"Anyone ever tell you that you're thirsty as hell?" Mineta asked and Eijiro smirked.
"Well, maybe you're not thirsty enough." Eijiro stares and Mineta blinked.
"What are you talking about?" Mineta asked and Eijiro shrugged.
"Listen, I was there when you saw Skip for the first time. You wanna sleep with him as much as I want Bakugou to pound me." Eijiro said and Mineta's eye twitched.
"How dare you, I so don't... I... Fuck You." Mineta said, crossing her arms as the blush grew on her face.
"No thanks, you're not my type." Eijiro said and Mineta scoffed and then smiled.
"Yeah, well, still." She said and Eijiro chuckled.
"Ok listen. I know that you didn't ask for this sex change, but you have an incredible opportunity here." Eijiro said and Mineta paused.
"You think?" Mineta asked and Eijiro nodded.
"Ok, so I know you get a little uncomfortable when I talk about sex or stuff like that, so let me try to keep this short. But you can feel so much more pleasure now that you're a woman. I mean you probably won't need lube for a while. As horny as you are and as new as the sensations are, you'll probably be a human water fountain until we get home." Eijiro said and Mineta grimaced.
""Yeah, that doesn't sound great." Mineta said.
"Right, moving on. But that makes it easier for you to have sex, or pleasure yourself. You have no idea how good it feels... the fullness, the thrusting, the feeling of never wanting it to end... Damn, I better stop before I get hard." Eijiro said and he stood up.
"Oh, right. Did you know that, when it comes to our sexual organs, the more nerve-endings an organ has, the more pleasure it can give you. A woman's clitoris has 8,000 nerve-endings all on it's own, whereas a man's penis only has 4,000. You may not have a dick anymore, but you can easily feel twice the pleasure now then you even had in your whole life." Eijiro said, and it was that final proposition that really got Mineta thinking. Not only that, but she felt a tingle rush down her spine, and her vagina... clenched? Pussy's clench?
"I... guess... that is an opportunity." Mineta said and Eijiro smirked.
"Yeah... and lucky you... 'cause you got access to a whole bag of bright shiny new sex toys under your bed." Eijiro said and Mineta's eyes widened. She had forgotten that Midoriya hid them under her bed earlier.
"Oh." Mineta said and Eijiro winked.
"You know, I think I'll go ahead and take a walk. Look for Bakugou's auto shop, maybe catch him all hot and sweaty. You, um... should get to know yourself a little. And when you're ready, I'm sure that Midnight would be more then willing to help you with your hair." Eijiro said and he grabbed the doorknob and closed the door behind him.
And for a moment Mineta sat there in silence, staring at her door; as if someone would barge in. She slid off the bed, opened her door- just a crack, to see that Eijiro had indeed left. Closing her door again, she went back over to the bed and took a deep breath. She wasn't quite sure if she was ready to face the reality of her new body, but she could feel a warmth under her skirt.
She hesitantly slipped her hand under her skirt, her hands grazing her sensitive skin; which turned her on more then any porn she watched as a boy. And when she found her target, she gasped at how slippery and intense it all was. She rotated her fingers, over and over, moaning as softly as she could bare and covered her mouth when she climaxed. She nearly screamed, her body quaked, and she panted lightly.
And after a moment, Mineta almost regretted masterbating like that... because all she wanted was more.