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Chapter 11,
The clock chimes and it seemed like every student from Pleasantville High waltzed into the soda shop. Midoriya was as overwhelmed as he's ever been, trying to get everyone's order in, even though no one took turns speaking. He managed to take 5 orders before All Might popped his head into the window to talk to Midoriya.
"Deku. There aren't any cheeseburgers." All Might whispered and Midoriya froze. He had never seen any episode, where All Might ran out of food- so how could they not have any cheeseburgers?
"What are you talking about?" Midoriya panicked.
"Well, remember, I usually put out the burger and you finish with the toppings and such." All Might paused, since this should have been rather obvious information. Midoriya simply couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Alright, I'm sorry, it's just... well, do you have the lettuce back there?" Midoriya asked and All Might nodded.
"Yeah, of course." He said.
"And you've cooked the burgers as well?" Midoriya asked and All Might thought that was a rather unusual question.
"Yes." All Might said and Midoriya smiled a little.
"Good. In that case, why don't you put on the lettuce, finish the burger and just pretend it was me doing it the whole time?" Midoriya explained and All Might's eyes widened.
"Me? No I can't, people will know." All Might said with a smile on his face.
"Trust me. You can do it, All Might, really." Midoriya said and All Might Let out a breathy laugh.
"Okay." All Might said, leaving to do the new task.
For a brief moment, Midoriya just stared at All Might. This man use to be an expert salesman, and he doesn't even realize that he can be independent? It was wrong on so many levels, but he didn't have the time to think about that right now, he had a restaurant full of hungry characters needing him to take their order.
Soon after that, Eijiro and Bakugou entered the establishment. They went over to the booth in the corner next to the restrooms and sat down. Eijiro reaches over and picked up a menu and Bakugou rose an eyebrow at that.
"Cheeseburgers, Cherry Coke's, and Sundays." Eijiro said and he scoffed a bit and Bakugou smirked a little.
"You know, it's almost like you've never ordered from here before." Bakugou said, half-sarcastically and he enjoyed the way Eijiro's face went particularly tensed when he said that. Now there was no doubt about it; Kirishima HAD changed.
"What can I get you boys today?" Midoriya said and he shot Eijiro a disappointed look.
"Take a darn wild shot in the dark, Deku." Bakugou said and Midoriya went ahead and wrote down the order on the pad.
"You guys been, uh... having fun?" Midoriya asked, looking at Eijiro sternly and Bakugou scoffed.
"Are you done yet?" Bakugou asked and Midoriya rubbed the back of his neck.
"Sorry, it's my first day." Midoriya said nervously.
"No it's not." Bakugou stated and then he enjoyed watching Midoriya trying not to flip out. Then the door flung opened and Mineta and Skip Martin walked into the room.
"Oh, look, I better do take their order." Midoriya said, leaving them quickly.
"Well, he's acting rather skidding don't you think?" Bakugou asked Eijiro.
"Uh... well, I guess so." Eijiro said nervously and Bakugou smirked at him. He kind of enjoyed this weird feeling he felt around Kirishima, though he didn't fully understand it yet.
Over at the other table, Deku was taking Skip and Mary Sue's order.
"I guess I'll have my usual: Cheeseburger and a cherry coke." Skip said and then Midoriya turned to Mineta.
"And I guess I'll have Liquid Death water and lobster mac n cheese." Mineta said, being difficult on the boy. Midoriya glared at her, silently telling her to knock it off and Mineta smiled fakely.
"Cheeseburger it is." She said and Midoriya sighed as he walked away.
"I sure am glad you said you'd come out with me tonight." Skip commented and Mineta acres like a good little girl.
"Gee wiz Skip, I'm sure glad you asked me." Mineta said, though she was a little distracted. When she sat down she could feel how wet she was from her earlier exercise and it was a little awkward.
"I don't know if I ever said this to you before, but, well... I think you're just about the keenest girl I the whole school." Skip said and Mineta gave a lackluster chuckle.
"The keenest, Skip? You mean that?" Mineta said, partly hating the fact that she not only was a girl, but the smartest girl in school.
"Oh, yeah." Skip confirmed and Mineta scoffed a little.
"Well, you see, the whole time we were in civics together, I really wanted to come over and sit next to you, but you were always sitting between Jiro and Yaoyorozu. Besides that, you always seemed so smart and everything." Skip said. Mineta was starting to realize that this Skip dude really had the hots for her.
"Like that report you did on our town hall. Gosh. I didn't know what I'd talk to you about." Skip said impressed and Mineta got a dirty little idea. Maybe she was wrong about Skip being boring. After all, Skip was still a guy and she knew from personal experience how important sex was to teenage boys.
"Well, you know, sometimes talkings a bit overrated; don't you agree?" Mineta said, leaning over and biting her lip seductively. She knew it was wrong to try and turn the boy on, but it also revved her engine a little.
"Huh?" Skip asked, confused.
"Oh, right." Skip said with a chuckle, assuming it was a joke, but he stopped laughing when he realized he didn't get it.
"So, I know I haven't been steady with anybody or anything, but I just don't want to rush it." Skip said and Mineta pulled back, when she realized that her flirting failed.
"I mean, there's kids that are holding hands already, but I figure there's plenty of time for that kind of thing later on, don't you?" Skip asked and Mineta was almost sickened at this response. On one hand it was nice that she wasn't being pressure to do anything she didn't want to do, but this blonde wasn't interested in anything at all.
"Yeah... could you just excuse me for a minute?" Mineta said before leaving the table and heading for the bathroom. All of this sexual rejection felt so familiar and it was upsetting. How could this sort of thing happen to a woman? Mineta entered the bathroom, and leaned her back against the wall. She just wanted a moment of silence.
"He, he, he, he, he." She hears a group of girls giggle and then Yaoyorozu, Jiro, and Tsu entered the bathroom.
"Did he give it to you?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"I bet he gave it to you." Jiro said.
"Did he give it to you?" Tsu asked. They were all way to chipper for Mineta right now.
"I don't think he knows how." Mineta commented disappointedly, and this confused the girls. Then Tsu gasped.
"I bet he's gonna take her to Lover's Lane." Tsu said excitedly.
"I bet he is. I bet he is." Yaoyorozu said and the. Jiro gasped.
"I bet he's even gonna hold her hand." Jiro said and they all swooned pathetically. Mineta took a second to stare at them like they had completely lost their minds.
"Hey listen, I can tell you all about my date tomorrow; but for now can I have a moment alone to refreshen my... lipstick?" Mineta asked and the gaggle of girls did their giggly exit. Mineta sighed heavily and ran a hand over her braided hair. She looked at her reflection and shook her head.
"I don't know if I can last much longer out there being this wet. Man I have got to clean up." Mineta commented, and she went into one of the stalls- only to find that there was no toilet or toilet paper; it was completely empty. And Mineta just couldn't believe it.
"Oh God, are you kidding me?" Mineta said and she went ahead and entered the stall and locked the door behind her. she plopped down on the ground and shook her head.
"Man, this world sucks. They can't even go to the bathroom; how creepy." Mineta said and she reached up and grabbed her boobs a bit.
"It's bad enough I have to wear this lousy thing." She said, but grabbing her chest felt kinda nice. She squeezed them gently and bit her lip at the sensation.
Mineta's mind drifted off thinking of Skip and how mindlessly innocent the boy was. Mineta mewled as she thought of how Skip would react to discovering sex for the first time. Why did that thought make her so hot? Mineta felt this unusual yearning to have something inside of her. She was already on her knees, she she leaned forward a little, slipped her hand down and the second her finger touched her entrance, it plunged within her because of how wet she was. Mineta's eyes widened and she gasped at how nice it felt.
Mineta wanted more, so she pushed a second finger inside herself. She was expecting a little pain, but only felt pleasure. She moaned and wondered if it was possible for no one to feel pain in Pleasantville. After all, this was a fictional world with blank books, perfect basketball players, and the inability to start fires.
Mineta decided to risk it and plunge a third finger deep within herself and moaned deeply. She moaned so loudly that it caught Bakugou's attention. He turned his head to hear the strange sound better and Eijiro blinked at him.
"What are you doing?" Eijiro asked.
"Mary Sue is making weird sounds in the bathroom." Bakugou said and Eijiro glanced back behind Bakugou at the women's bathroom. The redhead's eyes widened when he realized what Mineta was doing and he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
"O-oh, I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned about." Eijiro said and Bakugou rose an eyebrow at this response, but decided to question it later.
Mineta had, yet another quick climax, and she painted as she calmed down. Mineta thought about the fact that she has to be a woman, and has to be smart, and has to dress this way, and has to date Skip. She was so tired of all of this stuff she has to do now that she's Mary Sue, and she hated it. She felt like this world was using her- forcing her to be this person she was never suppose to be.
Mineta stood up on her wobbly legs and she decided that she was done allowing others to tell her who she has to be. No; from now on, she was gonna take charge and do things her way- starting with innocent and naive Skip Martin. Mineta walked out of the bathroom and sat back down with Skip.
"So, anyhow, I really wanted to sit next to you in Civics, but-"
"You wanna get out of here?" Mineta asked, not wanting to hear that lameo speech yet again.
"What?" Skip asked confused.
"You want to leave the dinner and go somewhere else?" Mineta asked and Skip chuckled at her.
"But where could we go?" Skip asked and she shrugged.
"We could always go to Lover's Lane." Mineta suggested and Skip swallowed at such a forward suggestion.
"Lover's Lane?" He asked and Mineta smiled.
"Yeah, I think it sounds fun." Mineta said to the shocked boy. Then she got out of the booth, grabbed Skip's hand and dragged him outside. Eijiro's eyes widened when he noticed this and he walked over to Midoriya, who was too busy making shakes to notice this.
"We maybe have a problem. Mineta just left with her date." Eijiro told Midoriya, who looked out the window to see that this was indeed true.
"Oh, shit." Midoriya said, making the people around him gasp.
"Mineta!" Midoriya yelled, jumping over the counter and rushed outside.
"Mineta, stop! You're out of your mind! You can't do that to someone who doesn't exist!" Midoriya yelled at Mineta, but she was already in Skip's car and they drove right past him. Eijiro and Bakugou went outside after Midoriya, who wanted to pull his hair out.
"Where are they going?" Eijiro asked and Midoriya sighed.
"I'm not sure. They could be going to Skip's house, or mine to..." Midoriya's voice trailed at the uncertainty of it all.
"They could be at Lover's Lane." Bakugou suggested and Midoriya blinked at him.
"Do you know where it is? Have you been there before?" Midoriya asked, not caring that Bakugou probably shouldn't have been there right now.
"I haven't been there, but I have a vague sense of where it might be." Bakugou said and that was enough for Midoriya.
"Ok. I'll check Skip's house and mine. You two try to find Lover's Lane and stop Mineta before he does something crazy." Midoriya said, running off.
"So that's Mary Sue's real name? He's Mineta?" Bakugou asked and Eijiro bit his lip.
"I... uh..." Eijiro really didn't want to lie to Bakugou.
"So what's Deku's real name?" Bakugou asked and Eijiro shrugged.
"Midoriya." Eijiro said and Bakugou stepped towards him.
"And yours?" Bakugou asked and Eijiro looked away.
"... Eijiro..." he half-whispered and Bakugou nodded.
"Well... my first name is Katsuki." Bakugou said and he smiled at Eijiro.
"Hope we can still get away with calling each other 'Kirishima' and 'Bakugou', though." Bakugou said and Eijiro blushed.
"Ok." He muttered bashfully and Bakugou shrugged.
"I'll go back in and get our food, then we'll hop on the dragonfly and find your little friend." Bakugou said and Eijiro smiled as he walked back in the restaurant.
Eijiro was confident that Bakugou would demand a few answers down the line, but for now Bakugou seemed rather accepting of their situation- however he seemed to understand it. Actually it was almost surprising how much Bakugou seemed to accept him. It was truly manly.