Hello! So I decided to make this a drabble fic, and I will accept requests or suggestions, so please feel free to leave them.

Due to a request, I'm doing a special drabble for Usopp and Zoro, and it is more of a comedy than family fluff. Btw, this drabble is set post time skip, and I will make sure to clarify any time that I step outside

So enjoy, and don't forget to review and drop any requests that you may have.

Disclaimer: I'm not Oda…because Oda is not female so I obviously don't own anything.

Warnings: Bandage your ribs, because I don't want you to bust them from laughing too hard.

High on a cliff, a lone figure watched a Pirate Ship with a lion prow anchor in at the local dock. Her face twisted into a malicious smile as she checked the picture on the wanted picture in her hand. A cheeky grin and a waving hand graced the front of the page, accompanied by his bounty of $400,000,000. The woman licked her lips in anticipation as she watched the crew scurry around the deck prepping the ship so to disembark.

"Just a little longer," she whispered "and that bounty will be all mine."

…

Zoro sat up from where he had been pulling the sails and tying them to the mast, the muscles in his arms rippling as he stretched them high above his head, and gave a large yawn. He was exhausted. He had put himself through a training regimen that even he had thought was a tad overboard, but then a storm hit, and they were running around like chickens with their heads cut off just to survive. Finally the tempest ceased, leaving the whole crew strung out on the deck, only for Nami to cry that there was an Island in the distance.

Thankfully though it was a beautiful day, and the sun was high. It was the ideal kind of day where Zoro honestly wouldn't mind being designated to guard the ship so he could just nap in the sun. However that was not meant to be.

"Alright," Nami yelled "Robin and I will do some scouting around town, and research the local area. Franky, I want you to run a full diagnostic of the ship and make sure the storm didn't hurt it."

"Are you questioning my ability to build a ship, sis?" Franky yelled indignantly.

Nami raised an eyebrow at him and chuckled fondly "No, I'm not Franky, but even you have to admit that the storms here in the New World are unpredictable, and even the best ships can still sustain damage."

Franky turned, waving Nami off and grumbling good-naturedly leaving the ginger to shake her head with a smirk "Okay," she continued "Sanji, you can take Zoro, Usopp, and Luffy to go shopping and carry groceries."

"Yes, Nami-swan!" Sanji cried with hearts beating out of his eyes as he noodled.

"Aw, man," Zoro spat as his hopes of sleeping on the ship waved farewell.

"Shut up idiot," Sanji sighed at the swordsman "don't act like you were planning to do anything else other than sleep."

"You wanna fight, dartboard brow?" Zoro snarled.

"Bring it on, Moss Head!"

"SHUT UP AND STOP FIGHTING!" Nami screamed hitting both of them upside the head.

Turning her back on the unconscious bodies of her teammates, Nami continued "Brook, you and Chopper will guard the ship, ok?"

"Okeydokey!" Chopper smiled "Robin, can you pick up any books you think I might find interesting for me?"

"Of course," the woman smiled fondly, tapping Chopper's nose playfully.

"Thanks!"

"Ok, Let's go!" Nami yelled pumping her fist into the air.

"YEAH!"

…

"Oi, Zoro," Sanji bent over a stall one finger tapping his lips as he scrutinized the contents.

The swordsman stopped, heaving a load of boxes that would crush any normal person onto one shoulder and stood next to the cook "Yeah?"

"We both know that Luffy will want meat, and steak sounds like a good idea for tonight, but which do you think I should buy, The New York Strip or a T-bone?"

Zoro pursed his lips in careful thought, pausing before giving his answer "T-bone," he finally replied "The Strip tends to shrink, and we need as much as possible with Luffy's stomach."

"That's what I was thinking too," the blond nodded before turning to the vendor "oi, I want your best cuts of the T-bone, about fifty pounds worth."

Usopp grimaced, and turned to Luffy, a conspiratorial grin on his face "It always creeps me out when they get along." He whispered.

"Shishishishishi," Luffy giggled "no kidding."

"Excuse me," a voice purred from the alleyway.

All four young men turned to see a lady shrouded in a dark robe, only a small smile visible to their eyes, "What are you supposed to be?" Zoro wondered aloud.

"I'm a wanderer," the woman said softly, "and I am in dire need of the help of strong young men…such as yourselves."

Sanji spun like a tornado until he screeched to a stop in front of the woman, kneeling in front of her and holding her hand mere inches from his lips "Anything for a lady," he said gallantly.

"Oh give me a break," Zoro sighed rolling his eyes.

"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!" Sanji snarled leaping to his feet and grabbing Zoro by the front of his shirt.

"See what I mean," Usopp murmured absently "they're much less freaky when they're being hostile."

"Shishishishishi!"

The woman blinked slowly, before clearing her throat "Excuse me, are you going to help, or not? I'm willing to pay you if you are."

The two taller men stopped fighting long enough to regard the woman thoughtfully "Well," Zoro finally sighed to the cook "I know you are going to help her even if we don't, and I also know that the sea witch will make my life miserable if I turn up a chance to get her money and pay a portion of my so called 'debt'."

"Meaning?" The woman quipped.

"Meaning we're in," Usopp groaned shifting the boxes in his arms to a more comfortable position.

"Wonderful," lady smiled "please follow me."

Nodding to each other, the group followed the mysterious woman, Luffy grinning all the way "I smell an adventure," he giggled manically.

"Yep," Usopp grumbled "that's what I'm afraid of."

…

The woman led them through the alleys until they left the city entirely and were standing in an isolated grove of trees. The young men set the boxes down when the woman came to a stop, and waited for her to explain her situation.

"So," Luffy grinned excitedly "what do you want us to do?"

"I want you to…" the woman purred before turning around and throwing off her hooded cloak in one smooth motion "hand your captain over to me so I can collect his bounty."

There standing in front of them was a curvaceous woman, her shirt was a button down made of black leather with a white t-shirt underneath, and her legs were covered by faded jeans, with black commando boots on her feet. Her hair was a dark purple, and her eyes were a bright green.

"Oh great," Zoro snarled "a bounty hunter."

"A WHAT?!" Usopp shrieked as he dove to hide behind the boxes of food.

"Yes," the hunter laughed "but not just any bounty hunter, my name is Sahara, and I assure you that I am far different from any other bounty hunter you have ever met."

Sanji, not flirting or noodling for once, eyed the lady with a serious gaze "I'm sorry, but we can't allow you to take our captain."

"That's too bad," the woman said with a mocking pout before it became a malicious grin "I guess I'll take him myself."

"Go ahead and try," Zoro snarled striding forward to stand between the hunter and his nakama while drawing his swords.

"Ooh, so brave," the woman smirked "but unfortunately that will be your undoing."

"Wha-what are you talking about?" Usopp quavered from where he was hiding behind the boxes.

"Ah, the coward," Sahara smiled with a smile of a cat that caught her canary "perfect, that means I have the entire cast."

"I hate to be rude to a lady," Sanji sighed as he lit a cigarette "but I feel the need to ask you to stop being so cryptic and explain yourself completely."

The hunter paused, pursing her lips as she pondered his request before giving a careless shrug "Alright, I can tell you. I hold a very special devil fruit power to switch the personality traits of two people, and it can be any two traits that I wish."

"Oh no…" Usopp moaned with fear and dread as the woman raised her hands and his vision began to turn white "I knew something bad was going to happen…"

….

"Navigator-san," Robin turned to Nami, her face a mask of worry "I do believe we should go find the others."

"Huh, why?" The ginger headed woman looked up from her book, one hand casually pushing her long hair behind her ear.

"I don't usually try to keep an eye on our captain when we go into town together, but I had a strange feeling today and so I decided to keep an ear out for trouble. It sounds like they may have gotten involved with a Bounty Hunter."

Nami's eyes widened and she immediately turned towards the ship "Let's go get Chopper, he can sniff them out!"

"Right,"

….

"They came this way!"

The girls ran behind Chopper, their breaths short and fast as they ran through the city, down alleyways, and eventually into the trees behind the city. They raced through the trees, until the reindeer came to a screeching halt within a small grove, and within lay three of their crew on the ground unconscious.

"Zoro!" Chopper yelped as he ran to the swordsman's side.

"What could have done this?" Nami wondered as she rushed to Sanji's side and gently shook him "Sanji, can you hear me? Please, say something!"

"N-Nami…San?" Sanji murmured before sitting up with a blank look on his face "What happened?"

"You mean you don't remember?" Robin asked sitting on the other side of the blond.

"Hmm?" Sanji folded his arms and rocked from side to side muttering to himself "Remember…Remember…?" Suddenly he straightened up and gave a wide cheeky grin to Nami "Oh yeah, there was a mystery woman, and she knocked us out with her creepy powers!"

"Uh…" Nami paused "Sanji…did you just…insult a lady?"

"Yeah, so?" the blond asked with a blank face before scrambling to his feet "Anyways, she took Luffy, and we have to rescue him in order to have an AMAZING adventure…oh but first, I'm hungry!"

The girls blinked in confusion at Sanji's behavior then Nami turned to Robin "Please tell me you have a hypothesis for this?"

Robin nodded "I believe I heard the bounty hunter say something about switching personalities."

"Oh man," Nami slapped her forehead with her palm "judging by his behavior, I can bet Sanji was switched with Luffy, which means…"

Suddenly a soft groan cut through the air, and the two females whipped their heads around to look at Zoro as he slowly began to sit up, one meaty hand rubbing his good eye.

"Zoro," Nami quavered nervously "how are you feeling?"

Zoro looked up, giving her a blank look, and then suddenly his eyes widened and he let out a shrill scream "AHHHH! I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED! I COULD HAVE DIED!"

Nami's jaw fell open, and Robin's eyes went wide as they betrayed their shock "…uh…"

"Oh no…" Zoro looked around, his face a mask of terrified panic "what if they're still here? What if they're hiding in the trees?!"

"Nah, chill Zoro," Sanji grinned as he bounced over to the green haired man and sat down with his legs crossed "I remember what happened. It was a freaky lady, and she said she had devil fruit powers, and she also wanted Luffy for his bounty!"

"WHAT?!" Zoro shrieked "Luffy's GONE?!"

"If Luffy's gone, then we have no choice but to rescue him."

The group turned around to look at who spoke and found that Usopp was not only awake, but he was also standing behind them, his arms crossed, and with a serious look on his face "We should leave now so we don't lose any time."

"W-Wait…" the swordsman stammered "you're saying that we're going deeper into the scary forest, chasing a creepy chick, with freaky powers?!"

"That's exactly what I'm saying," Usopp growled while he glared at the swordsman "now man up, and follow me!"

Zoro and Nami turned to look at each other before the green haired man fell over, and began to fake a choking fit "Oh no," Zoro gasped writhing on the grass "it's my I-can't-go-into-dark-forests-chasing-creepy-chicks disease! I'm…I'm not g-gonna…make it!"

Nami fell forward, her head buried in Robin's shoulder "This is insane," she moaned almost as if she were in pain "this cannot…should not…be happening!"

Robin patted her shoulder, chuckling softly "I apologize navigator-san, but I must say I agree with sniper-san, we must pursue the bounty hunter at all costs."

Nami sighed "You're right, let's do this."

"YEAH!" Sanji cried dancing and fist pumping the air ecstatically "Let's go find an adventure!"

"I can smell Luffy's trail," Chopper reported.

"Let's go teach that hunter never to mess with the Straw Hats, or our captain," Usopp growled cracking his knuckles.

"N-N-No, I-I can't go!" Zoro moaned pitifully as he scrambled across the grass and hid behind Nami "We don't know what's in the forest!"

"Sure we do," Sanji grinned as he began to follow Usopp down the trail behind Chopper "Monsters, and snakes, and bugs the size of your head! Doesn't it sound exciting?!"

"NO!" Zoro shrieked making an X sign with his arms as his official veto of their plan "It does NOT sound like fun!"

"Fine then," Nami sighed as she and Robin joined the others "stay here."

Zoro sat on the grass, watching everyone leave, then scrambled to his feet "W-Wait for me!" he cried "Don't leave me here alo-o-one!"

…

Sahara sighed, sure she was happy that she had gotten the bounty she was after, but did she really have to endure this?

The bounty hunter had made it back to her ship, and in that space of time she discovered that the personality trait she had extracted from the blond one was at the very least, troublesome. However, putting it inside the body of a boy who had no idea how to control, much less identify said emotion, was bordering on the point of ridiculous.

"You're more beautiful than a hundred steaks," Luffy sighed dreamily from his spot on the floor "I could sit here and look at you forever."

Sahara sneered at the boy "Will you please back off, and stop drooling all over the arm of my chair?"

"Anything for you my angel," the boy grinned as he began to noodle and dance around "I would give my very life for you, just for one kiss from your luscious lips!"

The hunter smacked herself on the forehead with her palm, an aggravated vein throbbing in her temple "This is just idiotic," she hissed.

"I'm sorry my princess," Luffy cried his face a mask of horror "if you find my presence disgusting, just order me away and I'll never bother you again. I can't the thought of being the one responsible for causing you pain!"

"AAUUGH!" The woman snarled "Just…Just…LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"I FOUND HIM!"

Sahara looked up, only to see a reindeer pop through the door of her ship followed by a group of people.

"You!" A young man with a long nose roared "Prepare yourself, because gut wrenching pain will be sweet compared to what we have planned for you!"

"Is he here?" A blond asked bouncing in and proceeding to check a treasure chest "Or here?" he tore apart a book shelf "Or here?" the couch was now missing it's cushions "Oh wait," finally the blond skidded to a stop in front of Luffy "I found him!"

A green haired swordsman crept inside, his eyes bugging out as a blood curdling shriek burst from his lips, and he proceeded to run around the room screaming in fright "It's HER! The creepy lady with the freaky powers! We're all gonna DIE!"

Luffy rose up against Zoro, one rubbery hand clenched in a fist as he glared daggers at the still screaming man, and caught the swordsman by the collar as he ran past "Don't talk that way about the beautiful Sahara-Swan!"

"WAAAH!" Nami moaned, hiding her face in Robin's shoulder yet again "This is too WEIRD!"

Robin chuckled at Nami, then turned serious eyes at the hunter "We've come for our captain."

"Yeah!" Chopper growled "So hand him over!"

Sahara felt like she was ready to burst into tears of relief "Gladly!" she cried as she grabbed the Straw Hat by the collar and threw him at the girls "Take him and leave! His bounty isn't worth all this trouble, I'm leaving, and giving up bounty hunting for good!"

"Wait!" Nami cried one desperate hand reaching for the woman "put our nakama back to normal!"

"If it gets you out of my hair, FINE!"

Suddenly Sahara brought her hands together in a resounding clap, and all four affected men fell unconscious "Now," the hunter panted as she dragged the sleeping men and threw them out the door then pointing out of it "GET OFF MY SHIP!"

Less than five seconds later, the crew was back on the shore, and Nami was blinking in confusion "Wha-What just…happened?"

"I'm not entirely sure," Robin replied slowly, her face equally puzzled "but somehow I think we're better off not knowing."

"Ugh,"

Nami and Robin whirled around to see Zoro and Sanji slowly coming to, "Zoro, Sanji-Kun!" Nami cried before her face became clouded with suspicion "How…do you feel?"

"Weird," Zoro grumbled "I had the strangest dream that we were attacked by some creepy chick with Devil Fruit powers."

"Yeah," Nami chuckled humorlessly "that actually happened."

"WHAT?!"

"She switched your personalities, and made you act like a coward, and Sanji act like Captain-san," Robin stated.

"I…" Sanji asked slowly, his features horrified "I acted like..Luffy?"

"Ew…" Zoro made a face "I was a coward?"

Suddenly the green haired man whirled on Sanji, "None of this would have happened if it wasn't for your perverted nature to trust anything that's female!"

"YOU WANNA FIGHT IDIOT MOSS HEAD?!"

"Ah," Nami sighed happily "everything's finally back to normal."

So like I said, I will be taking requests, suggestions, and prompts, but you have to put them in your review for me to see them.

I have a game where every ten reviews, the tenth reviewer gets to make a request and I will write it for them.

Wanna play?

REVIEW!