Luan and Benny's wedding is coming soon to another one of my stories.
That makes it the perfect opportunity to parody the secret spilling scenes from season 7 episode 4, "The One with Rachel's Assistant".
Benny was at Gus' Games and Grub waiting for Luan to arrive. He had some pizza ready for the 2 of them. He knew marrying her was a huge life changing thing, but vowed to make it go smoothly. He saw Luan enter with her sister, Leni.
"Really?" Luan asked.
"Yep," Leni said. "It's gonna be amazing".
She then hugged Luan before walking off. The 2 of them said goodbye to each other.
Luan then saw Benny and said hi.
"Hey Luan," Benny said. "I got pizza for the 2 of us".
"Thanks," Luan said as she sat down.
Benny mentioned that he saw Leni hugging her.
"Yeah," Luan said. "Leni's hugs always put a smile on my face".
Benny said, "I can tell. So, what were you and Luan talking about?"
"Hold up," Luan said. "You want me to spill a secret? I thought it was rude".
"Come on Luan," Benny said. "We're getting married. Married couples should share everything".
"Really?" Luan commented. "Okay then, did you like the Ace Savvy movie?"
"I can't tell you that," Benny said.
"If you tell me, I'll tell you what Leni said", Luan said.
"Okay," Benny said. "But it's not going to be good".
"Okay," Luan said.
He sighed before spilling.
"Some of the butt kicking you and Lori did in the movie got censored, since the producers thought the movie should be for little kids. In addition, Lincoln and Clyde were edited out. The movie was a box office flop that made only $12 Million worldwide".
"I see," Luan said.
"Now come on," Benny said. "What did Leni say?"
Luan answered, "okay. Leni's thinking of having a playdate with a friend named Carlota Casagrande".
Benny asked if that was it and if he gave up his opinion on the Ace Savvy movie for that. Luan told him he did, but remained a good sport.
Later that day, it became 2:42pm at the Loud House. Benny entered.
"Hey guys," he said. "What gives here?"
Luan answered, "we all felt bad about the movie flop, so we're throwing a party to cheer everyone in the house up. Lincoln is bringing Clyde over for some fun with this party as well".
Benny asked, "did you not understand the story?"
Luna then said, "come on, dude. Don't blame everyone's sadness on the boogie".
Seconds later, Lincoln and Clyde entered.
"What's up boys?" They said to Lincoln and Clyde.
"Hey guys," Lincoln said. "Is this party for us?"
"You know it," Lisa said. "We all felt bad about the movie flop, so we hope this party makes up for it".
Lincoln and Clyde hugged Benny and the girls.
"Wait," Lincoln said. "Benny, was this your idea?"
Benny answered, "no, but it's Leni's idea for a playdate with Carlota Casagrande".
Leni commented, "alright, I've always wanted to give her a new look".
The others chose to be supportive. Seconds later, the party got going. Everyone was having a fun time.
An hour has passed since the party first began.
"This is the best party ever," Lincoln said. "Hey Benny, thanks for coming. Did you tell Luan about this?"
Benny told him, "no problem, and yeah I did, but only because we're getting married. Married couples can't keep secrets from one another".
"Really?" Lincoln asked. "Then I guess Luan should know about your prank".
"Dude!" Benny said.
"What prank did Benny pull?" Luan asked.
Lincoln answered, "well, I was telling Benny about our friend, Ronnie Anne."
"Did you not hear me say Dude?" Benny asked.
Lincoln then said, "and I told him she ain't my girlfriend, but forgot a piece of the information, so he goes off telling everyone we're like Ross and Rachel. Now I know what you're thinking. Would he really show support for whoever said yes in that debate? Yes he would".
Luan asked before laughing, "you pranked our school into thinking Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were on a break?"
It was unreal.
Benny commented "in my defense, I still think Ronnie was never his girlfriend".
Lincoln then said, "we laughed so hard."
Benny then asked, "oh, so hard you peed in your ace savvy underpants?"
Lincoln then said, "whatever dude, you pranked your school".
An hour later, Lincoln's younger sisters went with Aunt Ruth while Lynn left for her babysitting job.
With Leni, Luna, Luan, Lincoln and Clyde still there, Benny told them, "you guys wanna tell secrets? Okay. Okay. Last year, Lincoln psyched Jordan out of 10 dollars".
Lincoln then said, "alright. Clyde dreamed about visiting New Orleans for a jazz festival".
Clyde then said, "Lincoln dreamed about visiting New York City to throw subway dance parties".
The girls couldn't help but giggle again.
Lincoln then said, "is that funny? You girls think it's funny. Okay, then maybe Benny should know some of your secrets as well".
"Ha," Luan said. "I already shared everything. You hush".
Lincoln then said, "one time, Luna missed family dinner, so she ate macaroni off a jewelry box she made".
Luna then said, Leni used to stay back late on Saturday mornings to watch The Proud Family".
Luan then said, "Leni couldn't tell time until she was 12".
"It's hard for some people," Leni said.
Benny agreed before stepping back.
Clyde then said, "Luan one time pranked me and Lincoln into swapping clothes".
"Hey!" Luan said.
"You started this," Clyde said.
Lincoln then asked, "did you hear about the white haired dude who chose to sneak out to see a mystery movie?"
Benny and Luan told Lincoln, "that was you".
While everyone else laughed, Lincoln said, "whatever dude, you pranked your school".
The next day, Benny and Clyde were having breakfast in the Loud House. They just finished eating.
"You know," Luna said. "In my defense, there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue."
Lincoln said, "and in my defense, I was forced into being Ronnie Anne's girlfriend".
"You have no trouble telling time now, do you?" Benny asked Leni.
"No," Leni said.
"Quick," Benny said. "What time is it?"
"I don't know," Leni said. "Time to prank our school again maybe?"
Lincoln couldn't help but giggle again.
Leni giggled as well before asking Lincoln, "what are you laughing at sneaky pampers?"
That stopped the giggling. Benny then suggested not to share any more secrets despite marrying Luan.
Everyone agreed to it, as well as keeping the stuff they told each other secret from everyone else, especially their parents.
With that, Benny and Clyde left for the time being.
That sure was a laugh to remember, wasn't it?