Greetings ladies and gentlemen. I hope you're ready for the next parody.
This one parodies Season 8 Episode 9, "The One With the Rumor".
The Casagrandes were getting dinner ready. That was when the doorbell rang. Carlota went to open it, and saw Lori, Lincoln and Luan.
"Hey guys," Carlota said. "Just you 3 this time?"
"I was visiting Lori for the weekend," Luan said.
"Come on in," Rosa said. "I made plenty to go around".
Everyone took a seat.
"You can not tell how much I miss your abuela's tamales, Ronnie," Lincoln said.
"They are amazing," Ronnie commented.
The second everyone got something on their plates, some started eating.
"So, Luan," Carlota started. "High school going well for you and your sisters?"
"Very well," Luan said. "The Drama Club is gearing up for its next play".
"That's right," Lincoln said. "I heard it's going to bring quite a laugh to the school".
Lori then added, "meanwhile, there's another club Luan told me about".
"What club?" Carlota asked.
Bobby told them, "I remember. We lock ourselves in our bedrooms and make fun of Lynn Jr Loud behind her back. They called it the I Hate Lynn club".
"Who was in it?" CJ asked.
Luan told them, "me, my sisters, Chaz, Benny, Leo and Sam".
The others couldn't help but giggle. However, Ronnie and her grandparents were just left shocked.
"Anyone else?" Ronnie asked.
Lori told them, "Bobby was in it too, but his time was short lived because you guys moved out here. We even started a rumor".
"What?" Lincoln asked.
"Come on Bobby," Sergio said. "You're old enough to be trusted".
"Okay," Bobby said. "Leo told me the rumor was... that Lynn was a transgender. I thought he was the one who started it, but it was actually Luan".
"That's right," Luan said. "We told the that school our parents flipped a coin, decided to raise her as a girl, but Lynn still had the hint of a guy thing".
Bobby then angrily asked, "of all people, Luan, why did the starter have to be you?"
This left everyone in Ronnie Anne's family shocked.
No one could believe it was Luan who started that rumor.
"Hang on," Maria said. "You heard that, Bobby?"
Bobby answered, "everyone in my school heard it!"
"Everyone at my school heard it," Ronnie Anne said. "Lincoln, Lynn's the one who called Liam cow pie kid?"
"Wait until Lynn hears about this," Lincoln said. "This will all make so much sense from her point of view".
"Yeah," Luan said. "It'll be why that kid Theo originally said no to being her boyfriend, as well as why those like Sam would stay in this region".
"Luan," Lori said. "That one wasn't our fault. She's in love with Luna, remember?"
"Sam and Luna are lesbians?" Bobby asked.
"Yeah," Lincoln, Lori and Luan all said at once.
CJ then asked, "is Lynn also the one who made Lori dance like a jellyfish because she thought it would be good luck?"
"Unfortunately," Lori answered. "I'm just literally glad she got the comeuppance she deserved. Maybe that'll teach her to jinx others with bad luck".
"I couldn't agree more," Lincoln said.
Moments later, Sid Chang came in.
"Hey guys," she said. "What's shaking?"
"Not much," Carlota said. "Lori, Bobby and their friends from Royal Woods started a club that you have to be at least a high school freshman to join".
"You guys weren't spreading rumors about Lincoln, were you?" Sid asked.
"No," Bobby said. "The rumor was about Lynn being a transgender". "Okay," Sid said. "I thought it was about the substitute".
"What substitute?" Arturo asked.
Sid told them the 38 year old Latino with the red skirt.
This left both Bobby and Lincoln shocked.
"I just heard it from Lynn and Lisa Loud," Sid told them.
"My crush on Ms. Dimartino?" Bobby asked. "Lori, how did your family know that?"
"All the young guys in Royal Woods had a crush on him," Lori answered. "Lincoln was one of them".
"I still wanna know her secret to being that styling," Lincoln said. "I had to avoid looking at her just to finish a test".
"It's true?" Sid asked.
"What happened?" Rosa asked. "Did she lead you to a taco party for 2?"
"No," Bobby said. "I needed help reorganizing some paperwork and Ms Dimartino was kind enough to help. Almost all of Royal Woods High wanted 10 minutes with that lady".
"What about you, Lincoln?" Carl asked.
"Lynn pranked me into letting her babysit me for a day," Lincoln told them. "However, it ended up being a happy accident. We had some delicious spaghetti, danced to 70's music, and she said I can do a project on ladies' feet for extra credit".
"Lynn did that?" Bobby asked. "Lori's entire family knew about Lynn pranking Lincoln into hanging with the one who nearly made me flunk out of school? You know what? Luan, I'm back in!"
"We're literally both back in the club!" Lori said.
"Yee haw!" Luan said as she gave Lori and Bobby each a high 5.
CJ and Carlota wanted to join as well.
"Sorry," Carlota said. "We didn't get to join any clubs".
"We always got kicked out for being Latino," CJ said.
Everyone hugged the 2 of them to show how sorry they felt.
"Hang on," Maria said. "Even with the rumors, Lori, you still got the dream boyfriend you wanted".
"I do love my boo boo bear," Lori said.
Maria then added, "Lincoln, you're still one of the coolest guys my family's ever met".
"Thanks," Lincoln said.
"Besides," Maria said. "That stuff is way in the past, and you have bigger, more important stuff in your lives going on right now. Can you please let this go?"
Luan sighed before saying, "she's right".
"Yeah," Lincoln said. "We are soon to be off to Scotland".
"Hold up," Bobby said. "Scotland?"
Lincoln told them, "recently, there have been theories and rumors about us having scottish ancestors".
Luan added, "so we'll soon be off to see whether or not that stuff is true. The adventure is rumored to be squeezed into 80 minutes".
"Up top," Bobby said.
Lincoln was the only one who gave him a high 5. Carlota just hugged him.
"Just as styling and trendy as how I dreamed it would be," she said.
The Loud sisters were able to keep the club. However, they would forever remember what they did to Lynn was way worse than what Lynn did to them.
Would you join the I Hate Lynn club?
The end.