Chapter 22 - The Robbery - Part III
Kim, after disposing most of Drakken's half of the henchmen he left behind, heard the four-beep Kimmunicator.
She then picked it up.
"Hey, Wade? What's the sitch? I'm a little busy here!" Kim exclaimed while looking at the screen and punching one of Drakken's henchmen in the face.
"Sorry to bother you, Kim!" Wade said, sipping on his soda in his PJs, "But it seems that Drakken is not the only villain wanting to steal that locator for Project Phoenix!"
Kim then noticed the second explosion and then saw Drakken and Senior arguing and giving chase in the carts, alongside with the henchmen.
"You're right about that one, Wade!" the redhead agreed before she instructed her sidekick/boyfriend.
"Come on, Ron! We have a couple villains to catch up on!" Kim exclaimed as she tapped her boots. Her boots immediately turned into a pair of rocket-powered skates.
She thrusted the skates to full power and gave chase to the villains.
Ron exclaimed, "Right behind ya, KP!" He also tried tapping his shoes, but nothing happened.
"Aw man, why did I forget to pack the rocket skates in the mission pack?" he complained. Rufus muttered as well from his pants pocket before he started to see smoke from behind.
The mole rat gasped and climbed onto Ron's shoulder.
"But I put on my blaster briefs instead...again!" he exclaimed as his boxers sprouted little rockets causing him to launch out of his pants and into the hallway, screaming all the way. Rufus was screaming, holding on for dear life on Ron's shirt.
Drakken, meanwhile, was still catching up to Senior.
"Hold on, Shego!" he instructed, "I'll try to shred one of Senior's tires! Like in that movie I saw last night at the lair!"
"The one with the Roman Empire and the chariots and all, Dr. D? Are you sure that it would be wise to do the chariot scene?" Shego wondered.
"Relax, Shego, I have seen that scene at least 100 times!" Drakken countered, "I know how it's done!"
Then she noticed a familiar sight right behind her and gasped.
"Kim Possible!" she exclaimed.
"Henchmen, slow her down!" Drakken instructed them, "I will focus on trying to get the locator back in my possession!"
Kim was still on her rocket skates, powering closer and closer to Drakken's cart. The henchmen tried to slow her down but Kim was able to swerve by them and get to Drakken's cart.
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Drakken then pulled his cart right up to Senior's as Kim and Shego were fighting.
"Give me back my locator to find the locator for Project Phoenix!" Drakken demanded, ramming the front wheel into Senior's.
Senior angrily rammed his wheel back at Drakken's cart and replied, "No way! I stole it and according to the villainy tradition, I keep it!"
Drakken glared at Senior.
"But I INVENTED it!"
Junior, meanwhile, was applying more Le Goop to his hair in the back row. As it turned out, one strand of his hair was sticking out like a sore thumb. Every time he tried to come it, it refused to go down.
"Junior, help me out!" Senior demanded.
But Junior whined, "Not now, Father! I have this annoying cowlick issue!"
Useless dead weight of a son. Senior muttered to him before turning one of the HenchCo henchman.
"Tickle him of the cart!" the elderly villainous gentleman instructed him.
The henchman used his fingers to tickle Drakken. Drakken could not handle the fits of giggling from the tickling.
Kim gasped at what was ahead and immediately stopped fighting Shego and pressed reverse on the rocket boosters.
"Looks like Kimmie gave up!" Shego snickered at Kim before looking ahead and beginning to gasp,
"Dr. D?"
"Not not, Shego! I'm trying to get the locator back!" Drakken exclaimed through his fits of giggling.
"Dr. D! Seriously! Turn around!" Shego shouted.
Drakken turned around and gasped.
"Oh, snap..."
He, Shego, and his henchmen were headed towards a large pile of 30 garbage bags stacked together .
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
They crashed the carts into smithereens as both Drakken and Shego, and a few of his henchmen, got covered in garbage.
"This totally tanks..." Drakken muttered, removing a browned-out banana peel from his head
"So long, good Doctor!" Senior chortled as he sped up. "Now...the locator to find the locator is getting red hot! We must be getting close!"
What he didn't anticipate, though, was a third explosion rocking the base, causing debris all over the place. Senior immediately slammed his brakes on the cart, causing Junior to lose his comb and was about 500 feet away from the debris. The comb fell into a nearby sewer grate
"Aww...Father! That was one of my best combs that I bought from the World's Richest Mall!" Junior complained. "It cost me $600."
Worst waste of money I've ever spent on! Senior thought to himself.
"Junior, now is not the time to worry about your hair issues!" Senior retorted in his priority list. "We need to find out where that explosion came from!"
His answer lied in the fact that another hovercar, this one colored in black and purple, emerged from the rubble.
A familiar evil laugh echoed throughout the base.
"At last! Ze locator to Project Phoenix is MINE!"
The familiar sight of another villain then appeared out of the sillhouette of smoke.
"Professor Dementor?!" Senior exclaimed.
Drakken demanded, while being covered in garbage "What are you doing here?!"
"Vhat does it look like, Drakken?" Dementor snickered, "I am stealing ze locator for Project Phoenix! Und I have found it, so take that YOU WEAK-WILLED EXCUSE OF A VILLAIN!"
"But that locator was supposed to be mine! MINE!" Drakken whined from the garbage pile.
"No, it was supposed to be mine!" Senior growled.
"But Father, he has many hover cars!" Junior whined.
"Junior, maybe if you have contributed something, this wouldn't be an issue..." Senior retorted.
"Sorry, evil gentlemen, but finders keepers!" Dementor chuckled, holding the Locator in his hands.
Ten other hovercars, filled with his henchpeople, also flew out.
"He...he even has henchwomen?" Drakken gasped.
"I am an equal-opportunity employer!" Dementor replied.
"Professor Dementor!" Kim exclaimed from the hallway.
"Fraulein Possible!" Dementor exclaimed, "Hurry, my fellow henchpeople! To ze airship with mein face on it!"
"You are not getting away with this!" Kim shouted. She pressed a button and launched her jet pack. She began to fly into the sky.
"By ze beard of Odin! Zat persistent girl...she must not know vhat I am planning to do with Project Phoenix!" Dementor exclaimed before turning to the henchman driving his hovercar. "Myron, fire zat laser und speed up!"
"You got it, Professor!" Myron replied. Two lasers appeared in the back and fired at Kim. Kim dodged the lasers as Dementor's hover car, and the hover cars of his henchpeople, sped up, approaching his hoverjet with his logo on it, a purple and black PD initials on its wings.
Ron, meanwhile, was on his blaster briefs with Rufus holding onto his shoulder.
Kim continued to try and dodge the lasers...that was, until one of them hit the left wing.
She screamed as loud as she could. "AAAAHHHHHH!"
"KP!"
Seeing that his best-friend girlfriend was falling from the sky, he activated his Blaster Briefs full blast and caught Kim in his arms.
"Whoa...that was close!" Kim exclamed, "Thanks for the save, Ron!"
"Good thing I brought along my Blaster Briefs this time..." Ron remarked, "...not unlike the last time when we saved Nakasumi from Shego in Japan."
They both landed on the ground as they watched Dementor and his henchpeople made their way to his hoverjet, the locator to Project Phoenix in tow.
Drakken groaned as he and Shego got out of the garbage. He also grabbed the keys to the hover car and pressed the button on it. The hover car flew through the hole right next to the garbage-covered villainous duo.
"Kim Possible, you may have won this round, but I will be back!" he yelled.
"But what about the henchmen?" Shego asked, noting that the half of the henchmen he picked for the trip got knocked out.
"No matter, Shego! We'll just be down 15 for bowling night at the lair!" Drakken remarked as he and Shego jumped into the hover car. The remaining 15 henchmen got into 5 of the 7 black helicopters as they flew out of the lab.
Kim grunted that she couldn't catch up to Drakken with a broken jetpack.
The Senors, and the HenchCo henchmen, then got to their heli-jet as well.
"Come, Junior! We, and the henchmen need to regroup!" Senior insisted.
"Father, I do not want to be late for my mani-pedi appointment!" Junior whined as he got into the craft.
"I will show you an appointment..." Senior growled.
"Stop right there, Senior!" Kim exclaimed.
"I would love to stay and chat with you, Miss Possible..." Senior exclaimed with an evil grin from the craft. "...but the traditions of villainy must dictate that I should return to the island to create a new evil plan!" With that, the ramp to the helijet retracted.
Kim got with Wade on the Kimmunicator.
"Wade! Drakken, Dementor and now Senior is about to get away. Is there any way I can track him?"
"Yes." Wade replied while typing, "Use the tracker located in your backpack. It'll lock onto the target and track him."
Kim took out her backpack and found the tracker. She threw it as hard as she could at the wing of Senior's helijet and it connected as the craft took off into the skies.
She then went back to Wade on the Kimmunicator.
"So how long before the tracer can be activated?" Kim asked.
"A couple hours. The tracker should triangulate the position of Senior's hoverjet and where he's headed." Wade explained.
"Speaking of which, I think we should head back to Middleton!" Kim said with a yawn. "The fam vacation is tomorrow and I do need my rest..."