The finest waltzes were being played in the ballroom of the Crescent Imperial Hotel in London, as the charity ball being held there was in full swing. While Lord Henry Covington thought he was doing a fine job of entertaining the beautiful American blonde in the pink full-slip formal gown he was dancing with, he began to realize she was to distracted. He asked her, "Are you alright, Wendy?"

Wendy broke from the dance and pulled Henry over to a nearby table. She sat down and said, "Look Henry I do enjoy your company, but I have this to say about your offer." She paused for a second as if looking for the right words, then said, "Henry, England is a nice place to visit, but I don't want to live here. I don't like British food, and as much as I enjoy your company, you are not the most entertaining man I have ever met. That's not enough to make me want to stay with you long-term. I've already decided. I'm going back to America."

Henry replied, "There's no way I can change your mind?" Wendy shook her head, and he continued, "Can we finish this dance?"

The two danced for another few seconds when they were inturrupted as Wendy's boss Anna Watts came up to the two. "Excuse me, Wendy? I have a package for you." She took out and held to Wendy a package wrapped in brown paper.

Wendy took the package and sat down in a nearby chair, inside she found a red swimsuit almost identical to the one she wore when she was a lifeguard. With it was a note where she read, "Can you believe this hotel pool doesn't have a lifeguard? You are hearby requested to perform lifeguard services at the hotel pool tonight."

Wendy stood up and walked over to Anna and asked, "Squints is here, right?" Anna nodded. Wendy replied by turning around, walking four feet then started to laugh at the silly situation before her.

Should Wendy,

A: Put on the swimsuit then head to the hotel pool.

B: Mess with Squints by pretending to be in love with Henry.