REVIEWS:
Handy - DanDrake: Yes well it would have slowed things down if we stopped to have an exposition on how the add-on to the ring worked. But this chapter should explain things well enough.
Dark Phoenix Paladin X: Ok, first off, long but kinda cool name my guy, and second of all, well said.
GeraldRex: Different kinds of stamina develop over time. No worries, she will drive him for hours soon enough.
Nerdy - bwooodlord: thank you. And yeah, Jaune is in big trouble here. He 'bout to get his balls stapled to the ceiling LOL.
Leaf Ranger: Thanks for the review, and I must say, I like your style. Sienna Khan? Now that is an idea for a ship for another possible fic right there. Also, you are right about Weiss and Ruby, and no worries, we got plans for that.
Nerdy - NarutoNikeNinja21: Fair enough. To each their own I guess. We felt the need to change it because it received very poor feedback after that episode came out in volume 8. Plus, we didn't like the backstory either lol.
Nerdy - KennyCaveman0: bruh your comment reminds me of the old Saturday morning cartoons that used to say stuff like that lol. Anyway, yup Jaune and his girl from vacuo gonna need some luck here. Ngl, Emerald is kinda waifu material here. Also, ARKOS IS BEST. ALL HAIL ARKOS AND PYRRHA, OUR SAVIOR!
He was dead. He was so, so dead...he was dead, so dead, that even life itself didn't consider him alive anymore! How did they find out? And more so, how come they only know about him and Emerald? Not that he had a problem with that, mainly because it meant they didn't know about the others, but still...HOW THE FUCK?!
They shouldn't have been able to find out! Well, Adam did, but Jaune assumed his obsession with Blake had him put people to check any piece of paper, in the CCT or official, with the name Blake Belladonna on it for information. That kinda made sense when Jaune thought about it, which explains how he found out. Documents are sometimes copied into a CCT cloud, and Adam must have had someone able to hack into them and copy documents. But that is beside the point, his family was here to kill him!
Not to mention his father was likely going to take him away as well...He had to remember what he did first; cheating his way into Beacon, taking Crocea Mors with him, and more. Sure, he departed from his home and did say goodbye, his father looking unhappy but accepting the fact Jaune did get in - the acceptance letter was a fake as well, what can he say? However, his father had likely figured it out by now, but he likely did nothing because Jaune was not sent back by Ozpin, and Jaune knew his father was no fool.
His father likely knew Ozpin knew about Jaune's transcripts, having noticed the forgery right away. However, he didn't have any other good reason to take Jaune back, not to mention he was almost 18, an adult, so his father had no legal power over him either. Still, the pressures were on.
Jaune got into the elevator, the ascent being painfully slow for him as his nerves threatened to make him puke all over the floor. He couldn't do that, especially after the elevator was fixed and cleaned after the Auburn's mishap. He still wondered how they did it in such a small space. Then again, Neo was pretty short.
The elevator eventually beeped, Jaune reaching the top floor and the doors opening. He tried to be as confident as possible as he walked forward, arriving at Ozpin's desk, seeing Emerald there, but...No sight of his family? "Ozpin?" Jaune asked, looking at the old wizard. "I was told my family was here, where are they?"
"Right behind you." The sound of his father was heard, and slowly his family appeared, Jaune looking at Emerald for an explanation.
"It is not my Semblance, it's your sister's!" She said, pointing at Coral. This was new since Jaune didn't know much about Coral's Semblance.
Now, to run over the Arcs, the first was Nicholas Arc, Jaune's father. His father was a sizable guy, a hulk of a man if you may, with muscle over his whole body and wearing a brown sweater with green cargo pants on his lower side and military boots on his feet. He sported a rough shave, his beard still visible on his face which gave him a rough appearance. He had blonde hair, which is where Jaune and his sisters got their hair color from, and green eyes. Granted, the way he was looking at Jaune was not very fatherly, more like boiling with disappointment.
His mother was to the side of him, currently holding Silva, the youngest of his sisters. Juliet Arc was a beautiful woman, something Emerald had thought when meeting her, despite her age and number of children, meaning she was taking good care of herself. She was not as built as her husband was, but she had a nicely toned body, indicating regular exercise, which was pretty mandatory when having this many children as to have the stamina for all of them. Her hair was long, black, and smooth, flowing behind her and tied into a modest ponytail. Her eyes were blue, which is where Jaune gets them from. She shared the look of her husband, but she seemed more worried than disappointed. She wore a yellow summer dress, which was a simple enough get-up.
Further, we have Silva, the little one Jaune's mother was holding. She was the youngest one, barely 3, with curly blonde hair and green eyes, having taken more after their father. She didn't really understand what was going on, and it was probably for the better.
The next one in the long line of Arcs that were present was his other younger sister, Lapis, who was 5 years old. She was dressed in a yellow shirt with a bunny on it - she admired Jaune a lot, always spending time with him - with a pink jacket over it and green pants along with white sneakers. She had blonde hair tied into pigtails and blue eyes, pretty similar to Jaune's. Again, he was grateful she was not likely to understand what was going on, the same with the next one, Jade.
As the name might hint, she had their father's eyes and the family's blonde hair, although hers went darker towards the tips, wearing a white jacket and black pants with white sneakers. Her hair was let loose since hers was as smooth as their mother's and barely got entangled. She was seven, and again, likely didn't understand what was going on.
But now Jaune's luck ran out on the next one, Sapphire, who was 14, meaning she was more versed with the world than the previously listed sisters. She had blue eyes, somewhat paler than their mother, with her hair done in a tail behind her head, wearing a black shirt with a blue jacket over it and matching blue pants. Her sneakers were also blue in color, indicating a favorite color. The look she was giving her brother was not too nice.
Next was Alice, Jaune's twin sister, who looked pretty much like a female version of him. Her hair was short, shoulder-length, and curly, and she had a white shirt with a low cut - bold choice - with a black jacket over it and black jeans with black sneakers. She always mirrored him in an opposite way. However, the look she was giving her twin, with her blue eyes, was one of confusion and mild disappointment.
Then there was Coral, sweet, barely graduated Huntress. Her Semblance made sense, in a way. Jaune never really learned what it was, Coral refusing to tell her family. Looks like she told them now. She had her hair done to the left side, with her right side being shaved, giving her a more unique look when compared to the others. Her attire consisted of a black shirt with a jacket over it, multiple straps over it that made it clear it was a Huntsman-oriented attire. She wore a pair of cargo pants with multiple pouches, likely ammo for her weapon. Lastly, she wore military-grade boots. Her weapon, which she currently had on her, was a wrist-mounted blade/gun, pretty simple in design and easy to hide.
Strange, Saphron was not there, but she was likely on her way. However, Jaune now faced another problem altogether. Saying Hi.
"So, Ummm. Hi, family?" Jaune said, slowly, but then his father spoke.
"After so long you only say 'Hi'?" He asked, clicking his tongue. "Boy, we are not here for idle chatter. Mister Colt- you remember him, he used to babysit you and Alice - has sent us a very peculiar video with what looked to be you, and this girl here, out on a stroll. Nothing wrong so far, except two things. The marriage rings and YOU PUNCHING A POLICE OFFICER!" His father half-shouted the last words, sounding scandalized. "This is NOT why I allowed this farce of yours, Jaune! Accept into Beacon or not, you are coming home and that's final!"
"What?!" Surprisingly, it was Emerald who said it, attracting their attention. "No, you are NOT taking him!"
"And who is to stop us?" Coral asked, stepping forward. "We are HIS family!"
"I am his WIFE!" Emerald said boldly, which made Coral flinch. This only confirmed the earlier suspicion, which made it so Jaune could no longer make up a story about that. "Besides, per the laws of Vale, which now apply to him as a citizen, since he joined a Huntsman Academy-"
"Fuck the laws of Vale!" Nicholas said, going towards Jaune. "You are coming home no matter what, then we will see about that marriage-"
"Take one more step, Nicholas." Ozpin said, actually surprising the man as he stood between him and Jaune. "I dare you."
"Ozpin?" Nicholas looked at the Headmaster with a puzzled expression. "What is this? You said it yourself you accepted Jaune despite his forged transcripts because of his so-called potential, but this is beyond any excuse! He broke the law!"
"And he is protected! The issue is far more complicated than you know, old friend." Ozpin said, standing stoic in his position. "Jaune has proven to have quick growth, and even a very impressive tactical ability. My, he managed to press General Ironwood into a draw during a game of chess, and even I admit James is a very hard person to beat in such games." This seemed to take Jaune's mother by surprise, as did his father. However, the boy merely felt embarrassed and scared at the same time, weirdly enough.
He thought back to Emerald's words before which were likely to protect everyone's common interest in keeping him at Beacon, but that got Jaune to wonder if Emerald actually meant some of the things for herself. Still, it was no time to think about that kind of stuff. "You played chess with the General of the Atlassian Military?" His sister, Alice, asked, to which he nodded. "H-how?!"
"Ozpin, if this is some kind of joke, then I-"
"You will what, Nicholas?"
Nicholas Arc turned around, seeing James Ironwood coming down the hall from the elevator.
"I was called by Ozpin to act as an extra hand in case things went south in this situation, and it looks like he was wise to do so as I remember you were never the wisest person, Nicholas."
"James…" Jaune's father growled. "This is a family matter!" He stressed, trying to get some advantage.
"Actually, it is a Beacon matter as well, seeing as I was the one to officiate the wedding between Jaune Daedalus Arc and Emerald Arc Sustrai. So I am involved in this as well." Ozpin said. "Besides, judging by your current state of mind, old friend, you'd likely even strike your own son if it meant dragging him back to Ansel."
"That's-" Nicholas tried to argue, but Ozpin's gaze had him pinned. He looked back, seeing that his family was not offering much support in the matter either. He sighed, relenting. "This is a matter that needs to be discussed, Ozpin!"
"And it will, but I will not offer you a private conversation." The headmaster said. "I and James will witness this."
"Then…" Juliet, Jaune's mother, began, looking at her son. "I have the first question, if I may. Honey, please take Silva." Nicholas nodded, taking his youngest daughter in his arms to hold her as his wife stepped forward. "Jaune, you know I love you and support you in your dream, despite your father's wishes, but even I cannot overlook the video we have seen and the fact this girl here claimed to be my new daughter-in-law. So please, tell me what happened. How did you and her meet?"
Jaune scratched the back of his head in embarrassment at being asked such a question. Obviously, he couldn't tell his mother the true story, otherwise, he'd be revealing the fact he was married to multiple people. However, as he scratched his head, his mother caught sight of his ring, and she jumped, grabbing his hand and looking at it. "Oh my…" She muttered, looking at the ring. She also went to Emerald, checking hers as well. "Those are very beautiful rings! They look custom made!"
"Custom made?" Sapphire muttered in slight disbelief hearing that. "I mean, if he punched a cop, and she looked pretty shady, does that mean she is some thief and they stole money for the rings?"
"I-" Emerald tried to say something to defend herself, but the truth is the truth, she was a thief.
"Really, Big Bro? Couldn't you choose a good girl?" Sapphire said, which made Jaune snap a bit.
"Emerald IS good!" He said, not letting his sister say bad things about her. "Look, me and Emerald met when I arrived in Vale, ok? At the time we were just sharing the same inn room, but we got talking...The marriage happened sometime after I got into Beacon, I went to celebrate a small victory streak in combat class-" A lie, he knew very well. "- and we met in the club. After a bit, the memory went fuzzy and...We woke na-"
"Oi!" Coral stopped him, pointing to the little sisters.
"Right. We woke up married." He saw his mother's gaze meet Emerald's, checking the poor girl out.
"I mean, except for the obvious rough upbringing...She seems nice?" Juliet said, although sounding somewhat uncertain. "However, I do need to say I am disappointed in you Jaune; I thought we told you to be careful when drinking, even if a little."
"Wait, you actually gave him drinking advice?" James asked.
"I and him usually shared a small glass of scotch when we were done around the house on a hot day," Nicholas revealed, which Jaune remembered as well. One of the rare father-son moments they shared. "That was supposed to be more or less a secret."
"I was never a heavy drinker, though," Jaune added, then he focused on his mother. "And I have to say, Mom, you are way calmer than Dad here regarding all of this."
"Oh Jaune, I had some time to think things over on the road here...And I realized that I don't care about the whole Beacon stuff, I only want my little bunny to be safe and healthy. Not to mention I am waiting for your father to be done with his rants so I can begin chewing you out myself." The boy felt a shiver go down his spine as she finished her sentence.
"So, big brother, you are just going to be jumping from one hook to another." Sapphire pointed out.
"Duly noted." Jaune said, as the little hope had vanished. Great, if he survives his father he has to then worry about his mother. At least it is not both of them at once. His mother went and picked up Silva again, his father once again stepping up.
"Jaune, as I think I already said, this is not acceptable for an Arc." Nicholas said, but then he looked around, seeing Ozpin and James there. They spoke highly of his son, but that didn't change the fact the boy before him was unfit for this line of duty. "My decision won't change-"
"Ok, stop there!" Emerald cut in. "Jaune here might be a sheepish boy, but I grew up on the streets of Vacuo, so don't expect ME to sit down and LISTEN!"
"You-"
"Jaune here, as Ozpin said, is a quick learner and has a lot of potential, something you were too fu-"
"Language!" Jaune's mother cut in. Right, the little ones.
"Something you were flipping blind to see!" Emerald finished, adjusting her words. "He is kind, brave, caring, and so much more! Sure, he is somewhat naive, still lags behind in the physical and skill department, but I noticed him learning so quickly that I am willing to BET he will even hand you your as-" She stopped herself in time, receiving a small glare from Juliet Arc. Another language warning was received. "You get what I mean."
Nicholas' face told them he was not pleased being talked down to, especially by someone like Emerald. "You might be my son's wife, but that still doesn't give you the right to talk to me like that, missy." He growled.
"Oh yeah? Got something to say against the things I said? Because to me, it looks like you don't believe your son can make it when everyone else says he has all the chances." Emerald said, and this even had Jaune perk up.
"Dad...You know that despite everything I always respected you, but what Emerald is saying is-..." He took a deep breath. "This is not about the marriage or me punching a cop alone, is it? It's an opportunity for you to pull me out of Beacon."
"Jaune, that's utter nonsense!" Nicholas argued, but someone spoke up which he didn't expect.
"Actually, Dad, they kind of got a point somewhere in there." Coral said, throwing her own bits in. "Jaune was always so passionate about this entire Huntsman thing, yet you never gave him any real chance. You always claimed it was because you wanted to see him safe, but then wouldn't such emotions apply to me as well? I mean, I am a Huntress, you enrolled me into Haven yourself."
"Oh my Gods, I never thought about it like that!" Alice said, realizing it as well. "It's such a hypocritical thing to do as well!"
"Looks like the tide has turned, Nicholas." Ozpin said, fixing his glasses. "Better speak the truth now, old friend, because I'd hate to have you and your family be escorted by security out."
Nicholas looked conflicted, but he eventually sighed. "He told me about your Semblance, Jaune...Amplifying Aura? Now that is a strong Semblance indeed. Ozpin shared some things before Emerald joined us and...That includes some recordings from Combat Class, and while I do admit your performances were poor at first, the level of improvement you showed towards the second semester was impressive, to say the least."
"But then...Why do you want to take me away from here?" Jaune asked, to which his father finally confessed.
"Because I am ashamed that I failed." He admitted. "Sure, I was angry about the entire thing about faking your way in, but I know Ozpin is a good judge of people's potential. Not to mention the marriage...But I was mostly ashamed of myself for all the years of denial I gave you. All I wanted was to keep you safe from this life, but I see now I was keeping a lion away from the hunt."
"Dad…"
"With that being said, I am even more ashamed of trying to hide it. And Ozpin here is right about me potentially getting physical in my attempt to take you back…" Nicholas further admitted. "I feel like I failed like a parent, really."
"You didn't!" Jaune said quickly, surprising his father. "You didn't fail. I understand why you would want to know I was safe, but at the same time, I guess your methods of doing it were never the best ones. You didn't fail, dad, and the fact you are admitting all of this now shows that."
"Thanks son." Nicholas smiled softly. "Now, onto another issue...Your marriage. Look, son, you getting married like this was clearly a surprise for both I and your mother, but seeing as you are not divorced yet I take it you are actually...in love?" This made both the husband and wife blush, Emerald trying to hide her face. "No need to be vocal about it, this tells me everything. Well, as long as you don't come to regret it, so "
Nicholas suddenly stopped. "Before I forget...I will ask for Crocea Mors back."
This had Jaune go up in alarm. "What? But I thought we were-"
"Easy, easy." Nicholas said. "What I mean is…because at the time I was...sour, about you going, as you might have guessed, so I gave you that old thing to use. Now that I see you are doing well for yourself, I will take it back so you can focus on making YOUR weapon, Jaune."
"My weapon? But I used Crocea Mors for so long, I don't know if I could replace it so easily!"
"Jaune, you are missing the point!" Coral stepped up. "Replacing Crocea Mors doesn't have to change what you're used to. Because your fighting style is accustomed to a shield and sword combo, you can just make your new weapon oriented around that."
"She makes a good point." Ironwood said. "As a personal favor, I might be able to put some of Atlas' latest tech at your disposal."
"I...No thanks, General, Sir." Jaune said, refusing the generous offer. "I think I already have all the help I might need."
"So does that mean you are giving it up?" Emerald asked, making Jaune turn to her. "Your sword."
"I...I guess I am." Jaune said, taking Crocea Mors off his hip and looking at it one last time. "I will surely miss this old thing."
"Believe me, son." Nicholas said as he took the sword. "This will ultimately be for the best. This sword might be a family legacy and all, but that doesn't mean every Arc needs to use this all their Huntsman career. If anything, that sounds like a death sentence with the Grimm and stuff! Not to mention a laughing stock when compared to all other weapons nowadays. Seriously, everything has to also be a gun!"
"I know right!" Jaune said, giving his father the point.
"Well, seeing as Nicholas has finished." Juliet said, giving Silva to Alice. She went to Jaune, and slowly but surely, Nicholas took distance, knowing what was about to happen. "Jaune, as I said, it is my turn to give you a chewing, and I will also want to talk some words with my new in-law here." She looked at Emerald, making the poor girl shiver in her seat.
"We will go out." Nicholas said, taking the Arc sisters outside towards the elevator. Jaune wanted to call out to them, but then he heard Ironwood's scroll go off.
"Well…" The general cleared his throat. "I will also depart, I need to take care of some things. I will see you later, Jaune."
"Wait-"
"No worries, Mister Arc, I am here and not going." Ozpin said, taking a seat in his chair and pulling a pair of earplugs, putting them in. "Proceed."
Juliet grinned. "Now, how about we start about the main issue here, mister. I understand why there was no wedding, but how we talk about your overall taste in women because I never imagined my boy to be into chocolate!"
In the meantime, Nicholas and his daughters went to the library, where he and his girls sat down in the quiet place, mainly waiting for his wife to be done chewing out Jaune and that poor girl, Emerald. Nicholas himself did have his doubts regarding her, mainly because of the whole ordeal with punching a cop - he still struggled to understand what was in his son's head, but he assumed it was something very important going on. To be willing to punch a cop for your girl is not something you do lightly, if anything it can be seen as respectable if you are willing to break the law for her.
Still, Nicholas was still trying to sort his thoughts, his daughters getting themselves some reading materials and his youngest ones playing and taking care of little Silva. Granted, Sapphire was still looking through the library for something she might like, eventually finding something and pulling the book from the shelf.
But as she did so, a piece of paper fell out and she curiously picked it up. How did it get there? Well, the answer lies with Adam Taurus, because that piece of paper is what got him to assault Beacon that day, the one piece of information which had him go on a crazy manhunt. It fell out of his pocket when Jaune punched him into the shelves, and when Glynda used her Semblance to clean up the mess she had accidentally put this there without knowing.
But now that Alice had found it? She felt her eyes widen when she saw it, not being able to believe what she was seeing. "Dad! Jaune is not married to that Emerald girl!"
Nicholas looked at his daughter who went to him with a paper in hand. "What do you mean, Sapphire? We saw the rings, the girl admitted boldly she was his wife, what other forms of evidence do you need?"
"Maybe this!" Sapphire then put the paper in her father's face, and Nicholas felt his face drop.
WEDDING CERTIFICATE
Husband: Jaune Daedalus Arc.
Wives:
Ruby Arc Rose
Yang Arc Xiao Long
Weiss Arc Schnee
Blake Arc Belladonna
Pyrrha Arc Nikos
Emerald Arc Sustrai
Cinder Arc Fall
Salem Arc.
Married under the authority of Beacon by Headmaster Ozpin.
Witnesses: Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie, Ash Auburn, Melanie Malachite, Miltia Malachite, Neo Politan, Roman Torchwick, and Glynda Goodwitch.
Alice and Coral felt their jaws drop when they saw the wedding certificate, which revealed that their brother was not married to only one woman. "THAT BOY IS MARRIED TO MULTIPLE WOMEN?!" Nicholas shouted out, but all he earned himself was the entire library shushing him out. "But...Oh Lords above, no wonder he had to lie, his mother will flip!"
"Forget Mom, we are already flipping!" Alice said as she fanned herself. "How did it happen?! Where are the other girls?"
"Give me that!" Coral snatched the paper and counted the names. "There are eight names on here, and the witnesses are not even people I recognize! I do recall the name Roman Torchwick being some big shot criminal here in Vale, but what connection does Jaune have to that guy?!"
"Regardless of that, girls, we need to find those other wives of his and get to the bottom of things!" Nicholas said. "I admit I am shocked myself, but this is the type of information that is better off not told to Juliet yet. Come with me girls, we will use my Semblance to find them!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot you are a tracker." Alice said, and the Arcs made for Beacon's main building, where the classrooms were.
In the meantime, over in the classroom, the girls were waiting for any updates on the situation, Cinder being constantly glued to her scroll and waiting for any new updates from Emerald. Everyone was on edge, as the entire gang was there, including some other faces, such as Nora, Neo, Glynda, Amber, and as the only few males in there, Cardin, Sun, and after leaving the office, Ironwood. The text he got was actually from Sun, asking for some aid to keep the ladies in check.
"This is bullshit!" Yang said, voicing her displeasure. "Even if Jaune's old man was dealt with, who's to say his mother won't take him away?"
"Yang, please." Salem tried to keep the atmosphere calm. "We need to have faith in our husband that he will be able to deal with his own mother. After all, she is technically a mother to us all now."
"Our new in-law, yes." Weiss said, pointing out the obvious. "I will admit that I am curious about the Arc family and how they are. However, I think I can expect a lot of blondes if Jaune is anything to go by."
"And the number of them." Blake pointed out. "Remember what Jaune said about the number of his sisters."
"Indeed." Salem said. "Honestly, despite having four children before, I do admit eight is an impressive amount. It goes to say that the little precaution I took will go a far way to prevent any unwanted pregnancies."
This had Weiss immediately shoot back. "Wait, what did you do?"
Salem simply chuckled. "Why not ask Pyrrha? In fact, since we have the classroom anyway, how about we hold the Eve Council?"
"The Council has been summoned!" Nora said, but then they remembered about the guys in the room, making her point her hammer at them. "You! Hallway! NOW!"
The guys went out in the hallway, preferring this rather than drawing the wrath of the girls. They were outmatched, and outnumbered, in that situation. However, with them gone, everyone took their seats, deciding to hold the council.
"So, what exactly is this about?" Ruby asked, a bit confused it seemed. "I mean if this is about…" She blushed brightly. "The birds and the bees, with Jaune, and how he could give us all children easily, isn't that something we all are aware of?"
"Yeah…" Yang said, recalling that small detail. "So, Salem, Pyrrha, what does that have to do with the walking risk that is our husband?"
"Well…" Pyrrha began, a large blush on her face. However, blake got a Cheshire grin on her face, which caused her to answer for the redhead
"You fucked." She said bluntly, getting all kinds of reactions out of the room.
"No way!"
"You did what?! But you were in a forest!"
"I knew something like this would happen."
"Eep!"
Those were the reactions of Yang, Weiss, Salem, and Ruby respectively, all of the girls in the room now looking at Pyrrha, the poor girl hiding in her palms out of embarrassment. Nora came to her rescue, kinda, in some way.
"I mean, she had been getting pretty close to Jaune when they slept, wearing a bit less than usual." She said, which only made Pyrrha's blush exceed the shade of crimson of her hair. "But hey, good for you, Pyr! So, how was he?"
"You cannot expect her to tell us! Those other things might be something you did with him, but this...She eloped with him! While sober!" Weiss said, finding the subject of talking about such intimate things scandalizing. Sure, the stuff before was barely any better, but this was on another level. However, Neo put her hand up, starting to say something in sign language which Glynda translated. She had mute students before.
"Neo is right about something." Glynda said, offering a summarized version. "Neo here helped her sister-wives when she explored...Ash's loins." The short girl seemed to be a bit irked by something, making her draw Glynda's attention and wave her hands again. "I won't say that nickname aloud! That is something you will need to keep between yourself and your husband, young lady."
Neo pouted.
Glynda cleared her throat. "But yes. Considering the situation, I think it is only fair that you share some inside information, Pyr- I mean, Miss Arc Nikos."
Pyrrha, due to her embarrassment, took it slowly, calming herself down. Granted, it didn't help she was put on the spot like that, she couldn't find her words. "I think it would be better if we do the questioning instead of waiting for her to answer." Cinder suggested, to which Pyrrha agreed. "Alright, me first; was it consensual? He didn't force himself on you or anything, right?"
"Of course not!" Pyrrha said, removing any doubt. "It was...The moment was just so romantic, and we kissed, and then it escalated and before I realized what was going on we- we-... We were undressing one another."
"That sounds pretty wholesome." Amber pointed out. "Honestly, I was half expecting you to go at it like horny rabbits."
"Jaune was...nice." Pyrrha said shyly.
"Only nice?" Yang said, arching her eyebrow. "Ok, here is my question, P-money; how was he, exactly? As in, how did he handle you?"
"He was very...considerate." Pyrrha replied. "He didn't rush me or anything, and he didn't let me pleasure him, instead he pleased me before we started the...main act."
"Ooohhh! Fearless Leader has skills with his hand?" Nora asked, putting Pyrrha on the spot again.
"I don't think it is more about skill since we are all new to this-"
"Except me." Salem pointed out.
"True." Pyrrha said.
"And I must admit, the concept of him using his fingers is pretty basic foreplay. A skill that can be trained and perfected." Salem said, then a smirk was visible on her face. "I am more than willing to teach him all the right spots for him to tease for the best sensations."
"Woah there, Salem." Yang said. "Does hearing about Jaune's skills and hidden weapon get you riled up?" Salem chuckled.
"It has been a long time since I have consciously been with a man." Salem stated. "I guess I do have some...cravings."
"This is somewhat unexpected of you, mistress." Cinder was surprised by Salem's words.
"Dear, try going without a man for as long as I have, believe me, you will learn to value the opposite sex." Salem stated, but then she turned her attention back to Pyrrha. "But what about my little safety feature? Was it used? Was it needed?"
"I-I-We…" Pyrrha tried to find her words once more, but she decided to be silent, and instead, she nodded her head, which was all the confirmation Salem needed.
"Ladies, since Pyrrha is likely not to explain I will; due to our husband's probable increased levels of fertility and the fact some of us are not ready to have children, I took the liberty with Ozma to create a special addition for Jaune's ring. This addition comes in the form of a stone which is put on the said ring, and which I assume is there even now. Thanks to it, no matter how many times he elopes with us, without protection on either side and unleashes his seed within our wombs, pregnancies should be impossible."
Everyone seemed impressed by Salem's foresight, giving her nods. Even Glynda admitted it was a wise decision to do, given that if the students become parents too soon it might be a problem. "Wait, so how is he going to give us kids if he cannot do it then?" Blake asked, surprising some of them. "What?"
"Oh my, Blake, I didn't know you wanted kittens!" Cinder teased, making Blake blush a bit as she realized she got caught.
"How bold of you, Blakey!" Nora said as well.
"S-shut up! I am just asking for all of us since, if we are married, that means one of us will get itchy ovaries sooner than later!" Blake said, defending herself.
"Wait, no! She has a point there." Amber said, backing up Blake. "Not like I wanna boink and get the fertile nut, but Blake here is right. One of us will want little Jaunes sooner or later."
"A very good point. The addition to the ring can't be knocked off by accident but can be removed if someone has the intent to remove it and its effects will " Salem trailed off when she looked to the side, seeing Ruby blushing madly.
"C-c-c-children?! With Jaune?!" The reaper squeaked.
"Woah there, gals, aren't we moving a bit fast by talking about this?" Yang asked, feeling uncomfortable talking about such a subject. "I mean, come on! We are here to be huntresses, so if a bun has to hit the oven it has to at least happen AFTER we graduate and ONLY if we want to!"
"You forget that not all of us need to wait." Cinder pointed out, giving the girls a devilish grin. "I, for example, do not need to attend any classes and fight the Grimm, or bandits, or whatever else. I could quite easily become a mother."
"My, Cinder, is that a request?" Salem said, catching Cinder's bluff. "I am sure Jaune won't be that opposed to the idea of having a young one running about, as long as we all put in some effort to help raise it."
"You are all...UGH!" Weiss said, slapping her forehead. "Why am I even bothering anymore?"
"Because you know you want him too, Weiss!" Nora shouted, pointing at Weiss. "Just admit or else his charm will catch you off-guard!"
"Charm?" Weiss repeated with sarcasm. Then she snorted. "Yeah right, and his BIG and JUICY cock will satisfy me for nights with no end-"
Just as Weiss was making her sarcastic remark, the door was opened suddenly, and a person the girls could swear was Jaune with long hair and tits walked in, but they quickly realized who this was, and her eyes showed little mercy.
"My brother's WHAT will WHAT?!" She shrieked, having apparently picked up on the last few lines of the conversation. But the question begs; where are the guards?! The answer was on the other side of the door, where the guys, Ironwood included, were distracted by Jaune's sister, Jade, which then allowed Alice and Coral to sneak past them easily and arrive at the door.
Tactical thinking runs in the family it seems.
Edited by HelpingHand
Aight, since the stuff with Pyrrha's all settled, time for the family business, and once that is finished...reads over his list Ah yes, that. Anyway, guys, I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as you did the ones before it, but now I have a question for you all: So, as you have seen, Jaune is getting himself a new weapon, and this weapon will be kinda the weapon I will be giving him in most of my Jaune AU's, and I won't reveal it here until it is built, but what I will do is answer questions about in PM and accept possible ideas for it. If they fit, that is.
The main reason behind that is that, while the weapon will be seen across most of our Jaune AU's from henceforth, no one said we are not allowed to modify it in some ways to spice it up. In design and whatnot, it will remain pretty similar but in subtle functions? Go wild.
Also, let me know what your favorite ship in RWBY is. Mine is Jaune X Neo - I know, it barely shows in here, but Jaune's gal number was a bit high, so I decided to throw in Ash for it.
Nerdy: bruh, get yo ice cream wanting ass outta here.
Now, now, what is up with me leaving a smaller note at the end? Oh, right, the Discord server.
Discord: YmpUNmFvxw
Nerdy: also everyone, don't forget that our biggest project is yet to come. Hehehehe. Also, Pyrrha will always be the best girl.