Komekko, red crayon in hand, looked down at the little book of paper her big sister gave to her. Written in prominent letters across the top were the words, "BATTLE AGAINST THE BOOB LADY"
She tapped the red crayon against her lips and kicked her feet up and down on the black rug in her big sister's room, the soft fabric sent almost electric waves of self-indulgent pleasures up her entire body every time she touched it. 'Mr. Kazuma gives us such nice things… boob lady must be hiding all the food from him too! I could try to tell him, but adults never listen, sooo…' The thought became audible with a definitive, "Hmmm…" and she proceeded to chew on the round red bottom of her crayon while she turned intense attention to how best to attack her enemy.
After a moment, she drew a long line under the title and then wrote the word 'Boobs' on the left hand side, then a dash beside it. 'How do I attack her boobs? Mom says men lose sight of everything when those are around, and she's got too much of those… ooooh… I know!'
And so Komekko commenced, 'Operation Boobielord'. She got up and looked around her sister's room. It still was a matter of awe how much furniture was in Megumin's room. She had a real bed, an end table, a wardrobe without any cracks, a dresser, and even a makeup table with a real mirror instead of a river to look into to do her hair.
Still, Komekko screwed up her face into one of determination, with tight pursed lips and tiny fists clenched, and stalked to the first spot, she opened one drawer after another in search of what she needed. 'Got to be quiet, 'she' might be on to me.' Komekko reminded herself and kept looking at the door while she searched and rifled through the drawers. Little things, silly things by her reckoning which also highlighted the absurd wealth of Mr. Kazuma, actual makeup, combs with all their teeth, a brush that wasn't missing any bristles, all were in the way.
But her stubbornness held out from item to item until she noticed a board hanging on the wall with a few of what she needed stuck to it. She walked to that part of the wall and got up on her tiptoes, jumping several times. "Ah uh! Ah uh! Ah uh!" She grunted out as she tried to hop up to the board where several papers were pinned into place.
It was, however, higher than she could reach unless she were at least her sister's height. Komekko put one arm over her chest and rested her elbow on it, then put a hand to her cheek and tapped it over and over again. 'Ah ha!' She declared in her head, 'There's got to be more… where would she…' The board was next to the makeup table with the mirror, a guilty pleasure to just stare into, and she climbed up onto the chair that sat in front of it.
Standing on the plush, cushioned chair, she steadied her hands on the table and looked down into a little brown cup, and there they were.
She bared her teeth and stared at the door, tilting the cup so that its contents fell into her hands. "Gotcha!" She said, and rushed off.
Finding her nemesis' room was easy enough, everybody lived on the same floor, and she'd seen the blonde monster lady head that way before. So she crept down the hall, sneaking over the carpet and poking her head around every corner. Just as she was rounding a corner, the door opened and the beauty exited. Komekko flung herself against the wall with one palm flat and the other clenched tight enough that her 'weapons' poked her hand and she had to relax her grip.
Komekko's breath quickened in panic and sweat sprang to her brow, she was panting as if she'd run for miles, until at last she was sure her target had walked the opposite direction. She then darted around the corner, rushed to the door, and pushed it open. It wasn't locked or even properly closed, and the little dark haired girl's red eyes flashed with intensity.
The room was outfitted the same as Megumin's, and she went immediately to the dresser, tore through it and removed all of the bras of the woman called 'Darkness'. Komekko then took all the little pins and tacks she'd taken from the room she shared with Megumin, and began shoving them through the padding from the outside in. "Punishment." Komekko thought and looked down proudly at her work. Her feet shoulder width apart, her hands on her hips, she nodded with approval at the many sharp tacks she'd boobie trapped the bras with. Arrayed at her feet were all the bras she could find… but then she saw a problem.
'Hmm… each one only has one or two tacks… what if I…' She made a wicked toothy smile, pulled out all the tacks, put them all into 'one' bra, put it back, then took the rest and ran from the room.
She scurried back to her sister's quarters as fast as she could, threw open the wardrobe, and shoved the stolen undergarments into a bottom corner. Then she piled some of her own clothing on top of it.
Finally… she waited, itching all the remainder of the day, and well into the night for the results of her first attack on her nemesis.
The next morning, when the tall beautiful blonde adventurer was in the kitchen making breakfast, Komekko entered and found her dressed in common clothing rather than a suit of armor. "Up!" She said with wide eyes to her enemy, and held her arms up over head.
"Oh, you want me to pick you up?" Darkness asked, looking down at the little dark haired Komekko, "You are a cute one, I like the star pin you have in your hair, it's very nice."
Komekko grinned, "Birthday present from big sister." She explained and let her toothy smile show, playing up her own natural cuteness, she added, "Up."
"Well, it's very nice." Darkness answered, set aside the ladle, and picked up the little girl. 'Komekko really is a sweet girl, but I can't agree with Kazuma and Megumin, she needs proper guidance that she won't get if we're always gone.'
Komekko spied the just barely visible white strap , 'Ah ha!' She thought, and attacked.
"These are big!" She said and began slapping Darkness's breasts.
Darkness was about to answer when the pain hit. Six tacks on each side poked some of her most sensitive flesh, it lanced through her and sent shockwaves of pleasure with them.
She began to shudder, shiver, and only restrained her moans because she was holding a laughing child, but she could not move.
'She's on the run! Get her! Get! Her!' Komekko encouraged herself and kept laughing and slapping the rich gold fabric of the woman's top.
The heaving breasts were easy targets, and Komekko showed no mercy in her assault, determined to strike down the boob monster that hid the world's food in the basement of Mr. Kazuma's manor.
'Oh! Oh my! Yes! Yes! Oh, by Eris, Yes!' Darkness kept her cries as soft as she could so that they were nothing but little mewling noises, 'To be so brazenly hit by a mere child… how pa-thet-ic! And these sharp tacks, surely Kazuma did this to me to punish me for questioning his decision! Did he put this little one up to it?! Now I have to sacrifice my pain on the altar of her innocence!'
It was too much, she howled at a pair of harsh slaps, fell to her knees, and collapsed.
Komekko laughed and looked down at the fallen woman. She put the back of her wrist on her hip, cocked her head, and scratched her hair with her other hand. 'Did I just… win?' She wondered, 'Yeah, probably, I'll bet she runs away after this one!'
Her arms spread out like a bird's, and she ran off laughing, leaving darkness in a heavily breathing heap on the floor. Laying there as she was, Darkness put her forearm over her forehead, 'How shameful…' She thought, and shuddered with bliss.
Running away was easy, the food hiding monster didn't chase after Komekko at all, though she looked over her shoulder many times, as soon as she was sure she was unpursued, she ducked into the library. 'She'll flee the house now, and… wait! What if she were to steal Mr. Kazuma away! This is Mr. Kazuma's house and if she runs away and forces him to go… then big sis won't get her man and… no no no no no, I can't have that.' Komekko reasoned.
"Oh hi, Komekko." Kazuma said as he walked in and gave the serious looking little girl a pleasant wave and went to the wall of books.
"Hi Mr. Kazuma," she said with a friendly wave back, then asked, "Whatcha doing?"
"Reading, looking for information. We've got a quest coming up and I need to be ready for it." Kazuma answered, "I'm not the strongest of the team, Aqua is useless outside of healing, Megumin is a glass canon, and Darkness is… Darkness." He let out a good natured chuckle, "But, I have high intelligence so it's my job to know as much as possible to protect ourselves and find a way to win."
Komekko felt her little mouth open in awe, "So… are you my sister's man? You spent the night together, right?"
Kazuma felt the book in his hand slip through his fingers and land on his foot. It was a heavy, thick volume, and the corner slammed hard on his big toe, but the question she asked was such that he didn't yet register the pain.
He stared down at the little girl, "Who told you about that?" He asked in a squeak of a voice.
Komekko shrugged. "I saw mom put Megumin to sleep, and you went that way sooo…?" She looked expectantly up at him.
"Uh, wha… uh, er… no! No nothing happened with your sister!" Kazuma stammered.
'Mom said if someone doesn't land this one… well, guess it's up to me! If boob lady gets him, it's all over!' Komekko declared and thrust out her hand to snatch his.
"So… that means I can have you, right, Mr. Kazuma?" She grinned and squeezed the two fingers she was able to grasp in her little palm.
Kazuma felt his blood freeze. "Kazuma! What. Are. You. Doing. With. My. Komekko!" Megumin shouted from the other entrance, "She's a child you Pedoneet!"
"Nothing! Nothing! I didn't do anything! She just grabbed me and said I was hers!" Kazuma shouted and waved his other hand.
As if the shouting Megumin weren't enough, another shrill voice pierced the air from the other side, through which Komekko had come, "Kazuuuuumaaa! What did you do to Darkness's bra! Why is she lying in a heap in the kitchen! What's wrong with you... you NEET! You're supposed to be getting me home! Not groping boobs and…"
Aqua's face fell and she slumped forward, her arms bent, her hands came up with fingers spread open like claws, "How long are you going to leave your hand there you pervert!"
Kazuma looked down to see that Komekko had taken the hand of his that she held, and put it on her chest. She looked over her shoulder and said sweetly to Aqua, "Boob lady likes this, right?"
"I'm not a NEET! I'm not a pedo! And I'm not a pervert! I didn't do anything!" Kazuma shouted and began to back away from the trio.
'Damn it damn it damn it! What the hell is happening here…' He wondered, Megumin and Aqua were both cracking their knuckles as they advanced on him and he backed away from Komekko.
He wasn't sure just when he was knocked unconscious, only that it was dark when he finally woke up, and his toe still hurt.
Komekko was less than pleased when she saw Darkness return to her own room that night. 'She's tougher than I thought… I need another plan.'
Her sister at least was sleeping soundly, and she crossed off her last plan with her red crayon, lay on the floor and began to plan her next move. 'Mr. Kazuma obviously is really important if those other two are so protective of him, they must have knocked him out so Boob lady couldn't get him, but she also didn't leave, so what are her other weaknesses…?'
Komekko tapped the crayon on the paper over and over again, and then it hit her. 'If she won't leave alone, I'll make it so she can't leave with Mr. Kazuma either, so what's a weakness that will make her not be able to leave with him?'
The thought went round and round in her head before the idea struck. 'Panties, that's her weakness!'
She turned the page and wrote in big bold letters on the next page: "OPERATION PANTY DROP"
Only when she'd written the stages out, closed the book, and hidden it beneath the bed, was she able to get back into the bed beside her sister and fall asleep herself.