Author's note: It is time for the battle with Papyrus! Enjoy!
Papyrus blocks the way!
Yellow readied herself, knowing that this fight wouldn't be easy. She chose ACT, and then chose an action that she had seen before, but never used, FLIRT.
"You're just like my teeth." She said. "I can't smile without them."
Yellow felt embarrassed, while Papyrus looked a bit flustered.
"WHAT?!" Papyrus said. "F-FLIRTING?! SO, YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!"
Yellow giggled at how Papyrus was handling the situation.
"W-WELL!" Papyrus continued. "I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!"
"I can cook!" Yellow said. "While I've never cooked spaghetti before, I bet I could pull it off."
Papyrus gasped. "OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS! I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU…?"
Yellow was surprised. "I was just playing around." Yellow thought to herself. "He really thinks I'm serious."
"LET'S DATE LATER!" Papyrus suggested. "AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!"
Yellow tried sparing Papyrus.
"SO, YOU WON'T FIGHT…" Papyrus said. "THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED 'BLUE ATTACK'!"
Yellow remembered hearing about the blue attack from Sans, so she prepared herself.
Suddenly, Yellow felt like she was carrying bricks. She looked at her soul and saw that it was now blue.
"So that's a blue attack." Yellow said to herself.
"Pikachu pi!" Chuchu called out.
Yellow looked up and saw a bone sliding towards her. She tried to jump over it, but failed and got hit.
"YOU'RE BLUE NOW!" Papyrus exclaimed. "THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"
You're blue now.
Yellow tried sparing Papyrus again. Papyrus, on the other hand, was still thinking about going on a date.
"HMMM… I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR…" He said to himself.
He then threw more bones, which Yellow was able to jump over this time.
Yellow noticed Papyrus dab marinara sauce behind his ear.
"The heck?" Yellow thought.
Yellow kept sparing.
"DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus exclaimed.
Yellow dodged more bones, while Papyrus mentioned the possibility of being head of the Royal Guard.
Yellow then saw Papyrus dab some kind of powder behind his ear.
"Wait, skeletons don't have ears!" Yellow thought.
"UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!" Papyrus exclaimed, while throwing more bones.
"THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!"
Yellow laughed as she pictured what the hedge would look like.
"MY BROTHER WILL… WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH. KIRLIA ON THE OTHER HAND WILL BE VERY PROUD!"
Papyrus finally realizes that he doesn't have ears.
Yellow kept trying to spare while Papyrus kept fantasizing.
"I'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRERS! BUT… WILL ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY AS YOU?"
Papyrus is trying hard to play it cool
Yellow spared Papyrus again
"AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD… WHO CARES?! GIVE UP!"
"Never!" Yellow exclaimed.
"GIVE UP OR FACE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus threatened.
"Bring it on!"
Papyrus is preparing a bone attack.
"BEHOLD! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus presented. But nothing happened.
They then noticed the white dog from earlier chewing a bone.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" Papyrus questioned. "THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! HEY YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME?! STOP MUNCHING ON THE BONE!"
The dog noticed Papyrus and ran away with the attack.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Papyrus screamed. "COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!"
Yellow meanwhile was trying very hard not to laugh, but failed.
"I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK." Papyrus said defeated.
He then used a normal yet hard attack.
Yellow eventually jumped over the dog, some bones that spelled out COOL DUDE, and a bone skateboard. Finally, she jumped over a bunch of bones, and a really large one. Yellow had no idea how she was able to do that, but Chuchu noticed a particular skeleton behind a tree that may or may not have been helping Yellow.
Yellow and Papyrus were both exhausted. It was obvious that the fight wasn't going to end anytime soon.
Papyrus finally spared Yellow, which she accepted. The fight ended.
Author's note: I cut some dialogue so the chapter wouldn't be too long.