The Next Morning
"Beep" "Beep" "Beep"
"Beep" "Beep" "SLAM"
"Really Naruto, that's the 12th alarm clock this month" Naruko sighs.
"Not my fault those things are evil." He responds.
Naruko's face suddenly turns red, "Please tell me last night was not a dream."
Naruto then kisses her lips "Was it?"
"Nope and I'm glad, not being able to look at you in the eyes was unbearable." she cheerfully retorts.
"We are hopeless, aren't we." Naruto states.
'Not quite as bad as your father, six fucking months I listened to your thoughts about this shit.' Kurama mutters in their heads.
'Damn furball' they mutter in thought.
"Alright I'll make us breakfast." Naruto says.
Academy
"Are you sure about this?" Naruko asks, holding Naruto's arm with her head on his shoulder.
"Like I said, screw what others think about us, I actually dare them to try and stop us." He replies.
She lets go of his arm and takes his hand and with hers.
"You know we are early enough none of the other students are in there." he remarks.
"I know, I could have told you that from home, but it still doesn't mean I'm not nervus." she replies.
"I hope we get put on the same team, I seriously don't know what if I could handle it." she says sadly.
"I know, we just have to pray we will, and maybe have an understanding sensei" He replies as they both take their normal seats in the back corner and begin their usual meditation to pass the time, but this time they are holding hands.
The next person to walk in is Shikamaru who's mom made him wake up extra early, when he sees them holding hands he utters "Troublesome blonds."
Sasuke also comes in soon after, gritting his teeth at the sight of them.
In the Hokage's office.
"You are actually giving Kakashi a team this year?" Asuma asks.
"Yes, I have the perfect team for him, one that won't fail his test." Hiruzen replies.
"You must think highly of those twins, to not only put family members on a team, but to make them the only two man genin squad as well." Kurini states.
"Speaking of Kakashi, is he really going to be late to the hokage's meeting?" Genma States.
"Don't worry he'll be here soon." Hiruzen replies with a smirk.
Suddenly the office doors are thrown open and one can see Anko holding one Kakashi with snakes; His arms and legs are bound while another snake gags him and a final one looks ready to eat his balls.
"One Kakashi as requested, That means no gennin brats for me" Anko cheerfully shouts before she leaves dispelling her snakes.
"I can see why he is actually here on time" Genma states, while Kakashi cries anime tears muttering about his "Infamous reputation."
Hiruzen begins and all four straten up "Jonins Genma Shiranui, Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma Sarutobi, and Kakashi Hatake you four are being assigned genin squads Seven, Eight, Ten, and Eleven."
"These are their respective files, some of you need to read them more seriously than others." He finishes looking straight at Kakashi.
"And Kakashi that one is not allowed to leave this room, nor are its contents, the rest of you are dismissed." He states in a stern tone.
Hiruzen makes a few hand seals and the anbu leave with the Jonins.
After they close the doors and the privacy seals are up Hiruzen throws a kunai at blinding speed into the corner of the sealing and an anbu with a plain white mask with the kanji for root hits the ground.
"Sorry, I have a problem with the roots growing into places they shouldn't." Hiruzen says casually.
"Understood, I see the mark for your eyes only, am I actually allowed to ready this?" Kakashi asks.
"The parts you are allowed to are in there and the rest are not." He replies.
"IT, IT can't be," he says in disbelief looking at the two pictures in the folder.
"They are, even though he didn't know till that night when Tsunade came for a preliminary check up; apparently their chakra signatures were so similar nobody else could tell." Hiruzen explains.
"I see and since it was announced he was expecting a single boy, it helps further distance them." Kakashi states looking deeper into the papers.
"Is this family tree correct as well, and they both share it as well?" he asks in disbelief.
"Yes, everything in that is both correct and at least an SS rank secret; without their approval it can never be shared, even if the next Hokage asks you too." Hiruzen replies.
"I understand, and I will repay Sensei by training his kids to the best of my ability." Kakashi finishes.
"I don't think you will need to, but anything else they decide to show you is up to them and them alone, now go they are very impatient and love pranks." Hiruzen states.
Academy
Team 7 will be "Sasuke, Sakura and Sai Under Genma"
Sakura shouts "TRUE LOVE ALWAYS PREVAILS."
"Hehm, Team 8 will be "Hinata, Kiba, and Shino under Kurenai"
They all look at each other making eye contact and Hinata quickly looks away when they look at her.
"Team 9 is still in circulation."
"Team 10 will be Shikamaru, Choji," they fist bump "and Ino Under Asuma"
Ino pouts looking depressed "why do I get the lazy ass and the heavy eater."
"Finally, Team 11 will be Naruto and Naruko, under Kakashi"
"Kakashi I know that name from somewhere." Naruko muters in thought.
"Your senseis should be here in the next 15 minuets, use this time to meet with your teammates; I am proud of all of you and your achievements." Iruka finishes.
A few minutes later Genma appears and calls for team 7 to follow him.
Shortly after, Asuma and Kurenai arrive for their teams as well.
After about five more minutes Kakashi appears
He starts, "You two look like a nice pair, meet me on the roof" and disappears in a poof of smoke.
They subsequently follow in flashes of yellow and red.
Rooftop
"You too are quite quick, that was a good execution of the body flicker" Kakashi states impressed.
"Kakashi sensei, we are quite aware Lord Third filled you in on our parents, and that was not the body flicker." Naruko begins.
He blinks in surprise, before beginning "If that wasn't the body flicker, and you know your parents does that mean its the"
"Yes it is now please keep it under wraps, we don't need more trouble than we already have. Naruto states.
"I see, so if you know about your father you likely know about me as well, so tell me a little about your likes, dislikes and dreams for the future." he finishes.
Naruko starts "We love ramen, hate the three minuets it takes to cook. Hmm, we like spending time together and training." Naruto takes over, "Our dream for the future hmmm, see which one of us becomes the Hokage and maybe start a family." he finishes.
"Your ability to speak for each other and the fact that you seem to not notice you are holding hands tells me more about your selves than that." Kakashi states.
They both blush but tighten their grip.
"I'm not going to nag you about your personal life just remember on a mission the more information you give an enemy the more weapons they have against you."
He continues "One thing I have learned is if something or someone makes you happy then go with it and damn what everyone else thinks. If it will make you two happy then you will have my blessing just know there are times and places to hide that relationship."
"Thank you Kakashi Sensei, it means a lot to us to hear that." Naruko says.
"Now onto business, tomorrow we are going to have a test to see if this team can stay a team, Meet me at training grounds 7 at 9 a.m. and i suggest you don't eat breakfast if you don't want to lose it. Je Na" he gives a finger solute and disappears in a poof of smoke.
"So want to go get supplies for a big breakfast?" Naruto asks
"Of course, how does steak and eggs sound?" Naruko asks.
"Great let's go."
Next Morning Training Grounds 7
"Ok we have half an hour, and we are pretty sure we know what the test is so let's set up some seals." Naruko says.
"How does a 5 point paralysis seal layered with a chakra suppression seal sound." Naruto asks.
"Perfect" she replies with a foxy smirk.
Half an hour later Kakashi arrives.
"Good morning" He states.
"Good morning" they reply
"Today you will be taking the bell test" he pulls out a single bell from his pouch.
"Whoever has this bell at noon will pass, the other will be sent back to the academy." he finishes.
The twins look at each other, knowing full well the tests secrest, and Naruto begins "Well first off yesterday you said we will find out whether or not we will stay a team or not, so there must be a secret to this test for us both to pass." Naruko continues "And from our research, gennins pass or fail as a team they are not split up so this is bullshit anyways."
"Congratulations, you two do have a brain, now put it to use and figure it out or I will send you back." He responds seriously.
"Kakashi sensei we can feel your emotions, we both know you don't want to send us back anyways." Naruko states.
"That is true but if you fail, I will have to; now Begin" He shouts.
Both of them make a half ram seal and a massive sealing arrey appears and Kakashi can no longer move or feel his chakra.
"What, where did this seal come from?"
"Simple, WE put it here before you arrived." Naruko says triumphantly.
"And now that bell is ours." Naruto says.
"Yes but which one gets the bell?" Kakashi asks.
"Simple we both do." Naruko answers
Naruto takes a kunai channeling some wind chakra through it, he cuts the bell clean in half and tosses one half to his sister.
"We never give up, we never back down, and we will never betray our family, for that is our ninja way" They say alternating every other word.
"And if you still refuse to pass us both, we can just convince you with 72 hours of torture if you don't." Naruto adds with a dark aura surrounding both of them.
"Ok, you two pass alright, the real test was to see if you would work together as a team which you did a marvelous job of by the way; you would make your parents proud." Kakashi says
"Now if you wouldn't mind would you release the seal so we can have a spar so I can determine your strengths and weaknesses, your first strength is obviously seals so no need to use them."
Naruko remarks "No offence sensei, but we haven't lost to our grandparents since we were 8"
Naruto continues "We also guessed Lord Third didn't show you our stat card?"
He responds "No, I was unaware you had one, what did you score?"
"Grandfather said without our sharingan, mokuton, sage mode or strength of 100 seal, our score would be a 110.5" Naruto says.
"But in quite a few areas, he said he would like to give us scores over 10" Naruko finishes.
"I see" he deadpanes. "So if you two are kage level shinobi why are you gennin exactly?" he asks.
"We lack experience and subtlety." Naruto answers.
"Also due to our massive reserves we need chakra suppression barriers to seriously train otherwise every sensor from Mizu to Iwa will sense us." Naruko adds.
He lifts his headband "I can see your resistance seals, set them to a level where I can keep track of you, so I can observe a spar."
"Fuinjutsu: Dome of nothingness." Naruko says and a series of massive kanji cover the training grounds and a dome appears.
"Nice barrier, what does it do?" Kakashi asks?
"It blocks everything, Sight even with dojutsu, chakra, sound and even passage." Naruto answers.
"Well we have 3 hours till noon, as long as you can repair the grounds when you are done have fun" kakashi answers.
Noon
"Well it's safe to say Jiraiya was right, this training ground was leveled and rebuilt no less than 30 times in your spar, and I look like I have been through war, and I was just watching." Kakashi deadpanned.
Would you believe us if we told you we were still holding back." Naruko asks.
"Yes, you two are not even sweating" Kakashi sweat drops.
"You two, I have no idea what to do with you at all." finishes.
"You could give us some missions." Naruto suggests.
"I need to report to the hokage's office, meet me in the mission room at 1:30 and we'll get some D-ranks." He Says before disappearing in a swirl of leaves.
"Ramen?" Naruko asks, latching onto Naruto's arm.
"Of course" he replies.
Hokage's office
"Team 7" "Passed, by the skin of their teeth"
"Team 8" "Pass"
"Team 10" "Pass"
Kakashi arrives in a swirl of leaves.
"What the hell happened to you, you look like you saw a war" Kurinai says in surprise at his burned cut and blood stained clothes.
"Team 11 Passed, thats what happened." Kakashi replies, apparently still reading his book.
"Explain please" Hiruzen asks.
"The twins had a spar so I could observe their skills." Kakashi replies nonchalantly.
"How does that explain your appearance?" Asuma asks.
"The burns are from a stray fire jutsu that hit a wall in front of me, and the cuts are from a wind jutsu." he replies, still staring at his book like this is an everyday occurance.
Hiruzen sighs "Dismissed."
Kakashi remains
"Anything you would like to say Kakashi?" Hiruzen asks.
"What do you know about the relationship between the twins?" He replies.
"Not much, other than they are practically unsperatable." Hiruzen answers.
"Well, it would appear that they are if not already dating, considering doing it" Kakashi states closing his book.
"That is news to me, their grandparents never mentioned anything like that." Hiruzen remarks with a sigh.
"They appeared to be hesitant to do so even though they have feelings for each other." Kakashi adds.
"Not too surprising, it is not generally acceptable to date your sister; if that is how they feel, don't interfere with them or you will be doing nothing but catching Tora for life." Hiruzen says in a serious tone.
"Wouldn't dream of it, I already told them if it makes them happy they will have my blessing."
"Good, Dismissed" Hiruzen replies with a smile.
Mission Room
"Usually gennin need 30 D-ranks to take a C-rank, so the more of these chores we get done the sooner we can take some real missions" Kakashi states.
"Sensei, is there a limit to how many D-rank missions we can take at a time?" Naruto asks.
"No, normally teams will take two or three for a day" He answers trying to figure out what they are thinking
"Multi-shadow clone Jutsu" they say and 30 pairs of twins shimer into existence.
"So sensei can we take all 30 missions today?" Naruko asks.
Iruka behind the desk speaks up "I don't see why they can't, the D-ranks tend to pile up."
"Well if he says it's ok, let's do it." Kakashi says.
Three hours later
9 Gardens were weeded, 7 Fences painted, 6 sets of groceries were picked up, 5 dogs were walked, 2 rivers were cleaned, and one elusive cat named Tora was found.
Iruka states with pride "Congratulations team 11 you set a record for not only the most missions completed but also the record for catching Tora was broken too.
"Good job team, tomorrow I believe will be a good chance to take a C-Rank."