This chapter was actually harder to write, since Eva didn't really interact with her, and didn't have much time on the show.
Eva stormed into the studio, and into the green screen room, before plopping herself on the chair. As she crossed her arms and legs angrily, all she thought about was what a waste of time it was for her to be interviewed about a show that she not only did 1 season of, but competed 3 challenges in three seasons for. She glared at the producers, and demanded attention, "So, what's it gonna take to get this over with quickly. And where is that Celebrity bozo guy?"
Josh arrived some minutes later, and looked stressed out. He waved at the producers, "Hey everyone. It took me forever to find some information about Eva, and..." He stopped when the camera man pointed him to his interviewee, and he turned around, realizing in fear what he just said. He sheepishly sat down, "HEY EVA... Just ignore everything I said. How are you doing?"
"Annoyed that I have to be here. Just hurry this up."
The nerves definitely kicked in, "Sure... It shouldn't take too long, since you were barely on the show..." He rambled through the pictures, and put down the "World Tour" male newbie, "What do you think of Alejandro?"
Eva spoke with a deadpanned tone, "I only interacted with him once or twice. We were on that boat, and he claimed that I was the strongest person in the cast, which he was correct in his claim. Because of that, he needed my help with getting some kinks out, and so he could potentially start walking again if I trained him. I put that bitch into work, and stretched him out every way I could to inflict pain on him. He's not as tough as he claims he is. There was a time where he tried to attack Noah during the same time, and I had to put him in his place. I told him that I could crush on him IN his robot suit, and he stepped the fuck back. I wanted to crush Noah myself was the main motivator."
"Fair enough. You were not only an early boot with Beth on "Island", but neither one of you competed on "World Tour". You HAD to have had some solid interactions with her."
All she could do was laugh, "I remember when Beth arrived from the Boat of Losers, and she had a... new boost of confidence. She felt like she was the leader of her group with Katie and Sadie, so she would "check" other women all the time. It was my turn to cook for everyone, and I was making my steak and asparagus. Beth tried to tell me how she didn't like how I demanded everyone to eat what I wanted, and I told her that it was MY day, and that her new confidence is tacky as hell. She also challenged me to tennis during that time, and I admit that she was good, but she started talking shit, and I went over there to beat her ass. EVERYONE had to hold me back. I also watched her turn into a full on SLUT during our time at Playa de Losers. Beth had her... somewhat relationship with Cody, and then became OBSESSED with Justin by the end of it. She was even worse in "World Tour".
Josh was shocked to hear what Eva had to say, "How did she get even worse from that? She seemed like she was less of a thot from the few people that I've heard from the others. Is it because of the Drama Brothers, or because the win in "Action" made her feel herself even more."
"The win definitely had something to do with it, and being a Drama Brothers thot. Trent and Justin were HUGE, and Beth spent her time fighting with Katie and Sadie over it. Once Harold was booted early, it just got even worse. I remember her and I got into an argument because she said something about me never being able to get a man to get with me, and I DID slap her then. Beth was talking about how she had 3 out of the 4 Drama Brothers, and she mentioned something about wanting tog et surgery, instead of working out like most people. Beth is a sad person in general."
He took out Bridgette's picture, and was shaking as he handed it to her, "To be honest, I NEVER understood why you hated Bridgette SO much. Out of all people, she seems like the most inoffensive, despite her... shortcomings."
Eva instantly ripped her picture, "BECAUSE SHE IS FAKE. Bridgette goes around claiming that she's nice, and that she sees the good in everybody, but her and Courtney were talking about me INSTANTLY. Bridgette is like all of those girls who will do ANYTHING to be cool, and is a bystander for letting others get picked on and mocked. After I was booted the first time, she made comments about while she is a tomboy, I take it to a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, insinuating that I wasn't a girl. I was gonna let her HAVE IT once I returned, and THAT I DID."
"We were told that you threatened to cut off all of the Bass girl's breasts, and you destroyed Bridgette's things when she came back."
All she did was roll her eyes, "I DID say that, and I DID break her stuff. I wasn't going to cut off their boobs; that was just me being dramatic. But Bridgette played her pretty yt girl antics with being the victim, though she talks a lot of shit. I gave her all of the dares, and I broke her bed. When she was booted not long after me, I rubbed it in her face that Geoff tossed her like a used condom. I was on her ass in the Aftermaths, since she ONCE AGAIN played "good cop", when EVERYONE knew that her and Geoff sold out, and planned their Aftermath shenanigans. She felt like the job gave her authority to lecture me, to give me shitty jobs, and to yell at me behind the scenes. I was the ONLY one, outside of Gwen to call her out in the second season Aftermaths, and I didn't like how she turned on Gwen. Bridgette also decided to PUNCH ME once she got booted for being a cheating harlot, and I reminded her of it. We brawled for almost an hour. She's not as weak as I thought she was, but I of course beat her up. We stayed separated for the rest of the time we had to be together."
Josh could not help but groan, "So you continuously bullied her over the seasons. And yes, we were told that you harassed Bridgette with the Al situation, and she had enough of your tacky antics. What do you think of Cody?"
Eva let out a HUGE laugh, "I didn't interact with him much on the actual island, but when we got to "Playa de Losers", he wanted me to train him. I decided to give him easy exercise routines, like 100 jumping jacks, lifting 40 lbs weights, leg exercises, etc. Cody COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT? I of course lost my temper on him, but I DIDN'T beat his ass, so that was a plus. Cody knew that he better stay the FUCK away from me in the "Action" aftermaths. Him and Trent tried to play around with some shitty ass music during that time, and I was just OVER IT. Also, he was just really creepy, and I told him that he needed to CUT OFF HIS DICK because NO WOMAN would EVER fuck with his perverted attempts at flirting. It was interesting to watch him try to copy how Trent was in "TDI" to overshadow him, since Trent was going loco loco."
"Since you hated, and still hate Bridgette a lot, I am only assuming you feel the same way about Courtney," Josh assumed, as he gave Eva the picture of the former C.I.T., only for it to be ripped up and thrown in his face immediately.
"FUCK CUNTNEY," she screamed, only to realize that her blood pressure was rising. Eva calmed herself down with some breathing exercises, "Sorry about that. Courtney is ALL talk, and it was obvious from the first episode. She was bossing everyone around, but couldn't lift up her crate, mentioning something about a splinter, and this was AFTER she refused to jump off the cliff. After the vote, I went to her, and told her that she's lucky that Ezekiel was a sexist dinbag, since she contributed to our loss, and is an insufferable twat. She mentioned something about my anger issues, and I think I tugged her hair after that. Courtney was insistent on targeting me after that, talked crap about me with Bridgette, and after she made that snarky goodbye to me after I was booted, I threw the stick at her, hoping it would poke her eye out. When she arrived at Playa, I mocked her about her elimination, and once we were told that she was rigged out, I made fun of her even more. She spat at me, and I kicked her down. I also remember telling her in "Action" that she would lose her lawsuit, and would be booted as soon as she went in, hence her gaining that BS immunity in the beginning."
Josh could not help but have a huge smirk on his face, "Tell us how you REALLY feel Eva."
"I just did," she replied with a deadpanned voice, and a heated glare from her eyes. "Get on with it Joshua."
"So, how do you feel about DJ? He is the one person that no one really has any bad opinions on... except for the evil people," he asked, handing her the picture of the large jamaican man.
Eva took his picture, and shook her head, "Honestly, I thought he was a HUGE sissy on the island. How in the hell are you this strong, tall specimen of muscle, and be the BIGGEST coward out of everyone? I wanted to smack some sense into him, especially when he allowed himself to be Duncan and Geoff's bitch. He didn't even want to face me at all through the season, after one conversation we had went pretty badly. We were talking about athletics, he mentioned ballet, and I told him that he needs to stop playing women games. Anyways, we did start to somewhat get along during the "Action" aftermaths, since his sandwiches and diets were helping me maintain my shape without taking a bunch of additional... pills. He was such a mess during the "World Tour" aftermaths, and I ran the FUCK away from him, because I could not handle his crying without wanting to beat him up into shape. We did get along once we were on the yacht, since we often hung out with Gwuncan. DJ and I started to work out together, and he asked me with how to become more confident, and I told him that he needed to embrace his strengths; character-wise, and strength-wise. No contact has happened since, and I'm fine with that."
Josh moved onto the next person, "So I was shocked when Duncan told us that you two got along on the show, and are... somewhat friends. Do you mind telling me how in the HELL that ended up happening? Like, you two barely spent any time together."
"Duncan thought I was a kickass competitor, and had a lot of strength, despite my anger issues. It was also never directed at him, so he didn't give a fuck. What no one knew was that during the merge, Duncan kept on feeding me stuff to go at Bridgette with, and he wanted her gone. Apparently I took it too far, so people decided to boot me instead. In general, I liked his style, though I never got to spend much time with him on the show in general. I was stuck on the aftermaths, and he was either on the show, or went rogue/missing. We didn't start bonding until we were on the yacht for "Revenge", he fell out with all of his friends, and Gwen was tired of being up his butt. Things kind of took off, as he became a fitness nerd in prison, and wanted to learn how to maintain it in the real world. He called me up, we got along, and things just became better. It was nice, and I learned that he isn't as bad as people think."
"Alright, we're going to move onto Ezekiel, you know, the one person who performed worse than you EVER in the entirety of the franchise," Josh mocked, only to receive a glare from Eva.
She tried to stop herself from punching him, so she just held onto the table really aggressively, "You are LUCKY that I went through the process of anger management. Ezekiel was NOT ONLY sexist during the entire challenge, but he made comments about ME BEING A MAN. I have heard that my entire life, and to hear someone like him retort that made me snap. No one could blame me for wanting to beat his ass. When we were both booted, Ezekiel then decided to try and be this gangsta thug, which MADE HIM EVEN WORSE. He tried to get me to help him working out, and then insinuated that I WAS A MAN. I FINALLY beat his ass sometime during the first season, and I was thrilled to be away from him when I returned. When I was booted again, there were more people that I spent some time with. When we were on the Aftermaths in "Action", he tried flirting with all of the girls, and once he FINALLY realized that I was a girl, he tried to sleep with me, which warranted in ANOTHER ass whooping. He then rambled on and on about winning the competition, which I kind of agreed with, but he was obsessed with it, and kept on rambling on and on about money. He's a mess."
Josh couldn't help but agree, "That's fair enough. I don't even know if we're gonna interview him, since he's apparently still a feral, so... yeah. What are your thoughts on Geoff?"
"I think he's a pussy. Before I was booted the first time, he had the nerve to accuse me of stealing his hat, which I of course didn't, and also felt a way about how I spoke to Bridgette when I came back. We got into an argument both times, but of course he ended up cowering within a minute or two. Dealing with him on both Aftermaths was annoying as hell. In the first set, he was a bonafide jerk who wanted the fame, and had the nerve to tell me that I was going to be fat for eating DJ's sandwiches, and that I needed to take some estrogen pills. He got choked out for that one, and no one; not even his girlfriend at the time saved him. In the second season of the aftermath, he was always ONE STEP from having a COMPLETE meltdown, whether it was due to being cheated on, the execs telling him he's a shitty host, which I DID agree with, Blaineley picking on him, or Bridgette being kidnapped, which was fucked up. Geoff was intolerable, and on drugs for the entirety of both aftermaths, and I'm shocked he somewhat got it together."
He went on to grab the next picture, and handed it to her, "What do you think of the runner-up of the original season, Gwen? You two were never on the same team, you only played once, and you barley lasted on the one season you did share with her."
Eva felt her eyes twitch, but tried hard to put it off, "Gwen was... okay. I did think that she's a badass with the sleeping challenge, and I got her "I don't give a fuck" attitude. We did have some conversation during the sleeping challenge, and it was fine. From the little time we got to hang out during Playa de Losers, she was great. After she was booted in "Action", and everyone taking Trent's side over Gwen's, despite him being a possessive, creepy SIMP, and who REFUSED to do anything outside of being Gwen's boyfriend. It was shocking to see her friends, like Bridgette COMPLETELY turn on her, and it just showed the double standards of women compared to men. I reached out to her, and told her that she did nothing wrong with focusing on the game, and getting rid of the dead meat that was Trent."
"Hmmmmph, that was... shockingly nice of you to do," Josh nodded his head, with a pleasant tone in his voice. "How did she take to you?"
"She thought that I was just messing with her, and had her guard up. For the remainder of the season, we hung out quite a bit, and she told me that I should lighten up, and was shocked that I didn't lash out as much. We became... I don't know about friends, but we became friendly, and that continued when we were on the boat for "Revenge of the Island", I spent some time with Duncan and Gwen, as I got along with both. We played tennis together a lot, and we talked about our favorite female inspirations. Gwen's a cool chick, though we aren't close friends. I speak to her sometimes."
Josh wanted to move on, "Alright, so Harold was on your team, so you clearly had some experiences with him over your time on the series. How do you feel about him?"
Eva had to think hard for a bit about her opinion, and what she would say, "I found Harold to be really pathetic in the two challenges we competed together. He was letting others bully him, and I didn't like that he peed himself. Harold would go on with these stupid rants about these useless knowledgeable facts, which would piss me off. He needed to stand up for himself, and I thought it was pathetic that he didn't. Once I heard that he rigged the votes against Courtney at Playa, I gave him props on it, since she deserved it for being such a pain in the ass. I didn't care for his H-Bomb raps during the "World Tour" aftermaths, and seeing all of the women swan over them was pathetic. We got into a few arguments over his... musical talents, and it only got worse once Leshawna got involved, since she would fend up for him, and threaten to attack me. Ehhh overall."
"Fair enough. What do you think about Heather, and her halter tops?"
"I HATED her halter tops, and I told her that within the first few days. I told her that she looks like she signed onto a porno, instead of a reality show, and she LOST HER HEAD. This happened like right after Ezekiel was booted. That was why she decided to target me next, but things did start to add up once I got to Playa. She was LUCKY that when I got back, I was focusing on Bridgette, but I DID get a chance to confront her after that challenge."
Josh's eyebrow raised, "What happened?"
Eva chuckled a bit, "I pulled her aside, like... by her hair to the woods, and told her that I knew what she did. She tried to make some transphobic remark, and I kicked her in her used up pussy, and tried ripping her clothes off. The producers showed up after that, and declared that I went too far, which I did to be honest. When she showed up to the Aftermaths on "Action", I made fun of her bald head, and she hid the entire time because no one liked her. Heather tried to mess with me while we were on the boat by causing some drama. She told me after her cameo on that season that they replaced me with a much better version, with Jo. We got into it then, and I beat her up. I hate her, and there's nothing else to say."
He actually smiled when he pulled out the next picture, "I was shocked from what I saw on that special. It seemed like Izzy was the only person you got along with through your 3 seasons. How in the hell did that happen?"
A somewhat smile showed up on her face, "We didn't talk until she arrived at Playa de Losers. The story is kind of funny with how it happened. She was running from the RCMP, and ended up kicking Chef off the Boat of Losers to SPEED through to the hotel. Once she arrived, she HID IN THE WATER for what was probably an hour. The RCMP officer came down, and harasser all of us about her whereabouts. Long story short, I took them all on, since they were getting on everyone's nerves. She saw what happened, and thanked me for getting rid of them. We ended up going on a lot of walks together, and she wanted me to wrestle/fight with her for fun, which... turned out to be fun."
"But you exposed her once you were eliminated again, claiming that she was lying. What was your point on that?"
"One, I was pissed off that she voted for me, and two, Izzy likes to tell... exaggerated tales for no reason. It was just annoying, and unnecessary. Once she got booted again, we had a lot of fun, and we're both feminists, so we got along about that. We did get to hang out in between that season and "World Tour", and she was a bit different once she showed up to the "World Tour" aftermaths. She had a legit meltdown once everything settled, and she realized that Noah and Owen ditched her. I stood by her side through the entire time when her and Noah were arguing, and trying to get that situation together was HELL. I haven't spoken to her in a few years, since her life is too hectic for me, but we're still relatively cool."
Josh clapped in approval, "That sounds great, but it does sound like you're leaving out some stuff. Anyways, what do you think about Justin?"
Eva's eyes widened, and a blush started to form on her cheeks, "He's... SO... HOT. I've never seen such physical perfection, and watching his abs and pecs glisten through that drippling sweat. And when the water soaks down his hair, and moves to become droplets. In the rare case of him working out, I got to see how each muscle flexed and moved. AAAHAHHHHHH. He asked me to massage him through our time on Playa de Losers, and it was one of the best times throughout this wretched show."
"I always forget that you are straight."
Eva threw one of the pictures at him, "SHUT UP. He asked me to continue massaging him throughout "World Tour", and I found him to be pretty funny, though I REFUSED to fangirl over him. Things got distant once he officially kind of started dating Beth during that period, but I had a lot of great times with Justin. Feeling all of those muscles was a feeling I cannot describe. He even let me go down on..."
The interviewer quickly interrupted her, pulled out two pictures at once, and handed them to her, "You, as well as Katie and Sadie are the only two people from the original cast to only play a season together, causing you both to spend time sitting out of the next two seasons together, and you all spent most of your time at Playa de Losers during your first season. What are your thoughts on them?"
A mixture of a sign and a grunt came out of her mouth, as she fondled with the pictures of the BFFFL duo, "I did not like them because they were co-dependent on one another, annoying as hell, and just reminded me of the weak women that I loathed. When each of them arrived at Playa de Losers, I cursed them BOTH out. I did not like that they joined in with Courtney and Bridgette about bashing me, and my supposed femininity issues. Each of them denied it, and blamed it on the other two, which I guess isn't inaccurate. Before Sadie arrived, Katie and I kind of... bonded. I was shocked with how athletic she was, and she could keep up with me as we were going on runs, and working out. Whatever individuality they both had went away once Sadie arrived, and the two started hanging around Beth more. It wasn't much of a loss, since I just spent time with Izzy and Noah from that point onwards."
"So what happened with the following two seasons? Things should have at least evolved, or devolved, instead of just remaining stagnant, right?"
She continued with her recollection of events, "After not making it onto the second season, we as well as Courtney agreed to put our differences aside, and to get to know one another as women. That failed because Courtney became even more of a cunt with her stupid lawsuit, and me continuing to argue with her. Things only got worse when Bridgette arrived, with Katie and Sadie trying to be the mediator. I found it to be hypocritical, since they had issues with those two as well. They annoyed me the least during this time, and Sadie and I actually somewhat bonded over the females that inspire us, and we talked about history. That was shocking to me. By the time "World Tour" came around, we did not get along AT ALL. Beth was there, and the three of them were too busy being Drama Brother Thots, and that pissed me off. We argued ALL THE TIME, and they thought that I should have loosened up by now. I did not want to spend time with their girl days, girl nights, go shopping with them, etc. It was unbearable."
"You and Leshawna got into it once you returned to the game at the merge, and she was also a close friend of Bridgette. I assume that you two did not get along, and still do not get along, right?" Josh asked, as he handed her the picture.
Eva looked at the picture of the large and in charge woman, "We did not get along AT ALL once I returned. I had no idea that she stuck her head up Bridgette's ass, vagina, choose whichever part that fits after I left. Her thunder thighs always distracted me before I was booted, but now that she decided to speak to me for the first time, and it was in this matter, HECK YEA I used it as an insult. She thought she was big and bad, but I AM THE BADDEST ONE. Anyways, she continued to taunt me, and I told her that she could afford to lose some weight. Leshawna then knew not to attack me, since I would f her up. After that, she generally left me alone, and we only got into it because she decided to be Bridgette's soldier. We were both hardcore supporters of Gwen, and that made us a bit closer. When she arrived on the "World Tour" aftermath, we did end up getting into it, since she felt the need to ONCE AGAIN jump in for Bridgette. By that point, we argued a lot. I told her that she needs to stop being bipolar, and that she makes me anger issues look tame. She soon realized that she couldn't handle me, so she ignored me."
Josh was not shocked with anything she said, "The only thing I remember about you and Lindsay is you pulling her hair to get her to target Bridgette."
"Yeah, I never spoke much to her, and that moment was kind of funny. I knew that they had some weird... tension over Tyler, so that was easy to make happen. She got booted, and then started EEEEEEEEE-ing with Beth, Katie, and Sadie. It got even worse once she was booted off "World Tour", and they started hanging out in clusters. I had to deal with those 4, and then Bridgette/Leshawna being annoying as hell. Lindsay tried giving me a makeover in BOTH the aftermath for that season, and on the boat during "Revenge". They were AWFUL BOTH TIMES."
"You seriously have some issues," Josh noted, before handing her the next picture, "What are your opinions on Noah? I remember you two worked pretty well together during the "Island" special?"
Eva had a distressed look on her face, "We were close, until he turned into a BACKSTABBING TRAITOR!" Heaving came from her mouth, and after Josh's scared face appeared, and did some breathing exercises to calm herself down, "I'm sorry for that... Noah and I got along as soon as he was sent to Playa de Losers. We both have... sour, sarcastic, relatively harmless miserable mentalities, and we just snarked on everyone. Once Izzy joined, we actually had a lot of fun. This continued onto "Action", as we both sat out, and Izzy got booted really early. Noah's behavior started to... change."
"Really? How did it change?" the interviewer asked with intrigue and curiosity.
Eva continued, "He became really... antsy, and... desperate. He was an irrelevant third boot on the first season, and wasn't competing on the second season. He handled it worse than I did, which says... a lot. He was starting to kiss ass to all of the production crew, and his education was starting to fail him, as he got rejected from all of the universities. We had a falling out due to his desperation, and once he and Owen dumped Izzy, it caused a HUGE falling out. I ignored him once he was eliminated from "World Tour", and when everyone from our cast was stuck together for Season 4 , the 4 of us got into a HUGE fight. After that, he threw some subliminal comments, and it got even worse once he had those sisters Emma and Kitty try to fight us. They got their asses kicked. I haven't spoken to him in years."
Josh couldn't help but laugh, "That was juicy. Who knew that Noah was such a fraud. Anyways, since him and Owen are close friends, I am assuming that you feel similarly about him."
"Noah DIDN'T EVEN LIKE OWEN WHEN WE WERE AT PLAYA DE LOSERS. We BOTH thought that he was gross, lazy, unhygienic, loud, irritating, and was bound to die of a cardiac arrest by the time he hit 35. So seeing him link up with Owen during the third season was uber convenient, and fraudulent. I only got to deal with Owen in between the second and third seasons, since him and Izzy were seriously dating at the time, and I hung out with her a lot. He had some fun moments, but overall I found him to be a disgrace. Never spoke to him since, and THANK GOODNESS," Eva replied, sighing when she finished.
"Alright. You never competed with Sierra, but had to spend time with her on the boat. What was your experience with her like during that time?"
All Eva did was laugh, "We did not get to interact during "World Tour", since she literally arrived to the aftermath set at the finale. Her and Izzy became friends before Sierra debuted on the show, and after the season, those two started hanging out. I continued hanging out with Izzy, I was pissed off at Noah, and Sierra hates Noah, so it just made sense for us to get along by hating Noah. There were SEVERAL times where we did fight, because SHE'S A STALKER LUNATIC WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THAT TOOTHPICK LOSER. When Sierra is normal, she's a pretty badass Amazon. After I insulted Cody, her and I got into a fist fight, and it got ugly."
Josh was curious, "Was this before, or after "All-Stars?"
"It was right after she got out of "All-Stars". There were rumors that was spread about what happened during filming, and as it aired, things started to add up. She did not like that I called her out with her unhealthy obsession over him, and she struck out. We did not speak for quite some time after that, and she slowly started to come around after Cody dumped her. Sierra became the Amazon that I somewhat liked beforehand, and she's pretty cool now. We're still not besties, but she doesn't painfully annoy me."
He moved on to talk about the second-last person, "This is perfect. Trent was booted after your second elimination, and his early boot in "Action", as well as him not competing in the third season meant that you must have spent a lot of time with him. What do you think about him overall?"
A huge eye roll came from her eyes, "I thought Trent was pretty corny from the little time I spent with him on Wawanakwa, but when he was booted, he kept on whining about Gwen, and writing painfully sappy love songs about her. It was VERY unbearable to witness. Once he got booted from "Action", it... REALLY ANNOYED me seeing everyone kiss up to him, like he wasn't the biggest reason why that relationship fell off. It just showed me the double standards that men get over women, and I called him out on that."
"I assume that he didn't take it well."
"He DIDN'T. In the Aftermaths, he acted like he took all responsibility, but he was just acting for the cameras. You had Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, and a bunch of others who were acting like he's a rockstar. Trent and I got into an argument about it, and I saw him turning into a douche right in front of my very eyes. When we both sat out of "World Tour", he was a COMPLETE douche. Him, Justin, and Harold had everyone CLEAN THEIR ROOMS, SERVE THEM FOOD, and SET BATHS FOR THEM. They would play their shitty music everywhere, and I kept on snapping at them over it, but people looked at me like crazy, acting like I was insulting THE NEXT BEATLES."
Josh widened his eyes as she explained her perspective, "Alright. Tyler is the last person on the list. I could imagine that you two did not get along well, since he's awful at sports."
She took his picture, and all she could do was shake her head, "Tyler might have a nice body, and some strength, but he has little skill, talent, strategy and technique. From the beginning, he was just a major screwup all around. Him being booted early was not surprising to me. Tyler told me about all of the horrible stuff people like Bridgette and Courtney were saying, and Bridgette mocking him as he was being eliminated was one of the fake shit that I saw through instantly, but she showed to the public. Tyler has a daring personality, but it just got annoying to watch him fail at everything. I remember him asking me to train him during "Action", and I was trying to teach him technique. He didn't have time for any of it, and thought that his natural strength would carry him through. It was pathetic watching him cry over Lindsay flirting with every man she could on that season, and I refused to cheer his ass up. He's just a simp in my opinion."
"Alright, since we've finished with everyone else, I am curious about whether you have interacted with anyone from the "Revenge of the Island" or "Pahkitew Island" casts?" He studied her face to see if there was any reaction, but he saw her face make a quivered expression, "You HAVE. You NEED to tell the story."
Her face grew sour, "I did interact with... Jo. Everyone compared the two of us ever since "Revenge of the Island" happened, and this took place a bit before the "All Star" season. She was with someone else... that soldier guy at a sporting event, and it was clear that they were trying to pretend that they weren't there together. Izzy, Sierra, and I were there, and we called the both of them out on it. They both were REALLY mad, and I wasn't expecting soldier Brick to have the energy that he gave us. Jo was SEETHING because she had to see the original in front of me. I tried my BEST to hold in my anger, but we ended up fighting, and I made her CRY LIKE A BITCH. I also SOMEHOW had the misfortune of meeting that weird couple from Pahkitew; the zombie freak and the emotionally weak Amazon."
Josh raised his left eyebrow, "You mean, Shawn and Jasmine. And if she's emotionally weak, what does that make you? Anyways, what happened?"
"We went to a shooting event, where everyone had fake guns. I was with Duncan, and a few of the other Bass guys, and it was a bit after the show ended. They were pathetic as hell. Shawn almost got his ass beat because he was annoying everyone with his conspiracy theories, and acting like he was the best. And Jasmine was crying over him, because she thought he was doing something behind her back or whatever. Someone as tall as her shouldn't be so weak. Thankfully I never met anyone else from those two shitty casts."
He was glad that things were ending, "Okay, final question. What did you learn from your experience on "Total Drama", and do you have any regrets? What have you been up to since the show ended?"
Eva thought about it for quite a while, "I knew that I had temper issues when I was on the show, but I didn't know how bad it was UNTIL I got on the show. Being an early boot humbled me more than I ever wanted to happen, but it was something that I needed. When I was rejected for "Action" I was VERY upset, but when I was rejected for "World Tour", I was more relieved. While everything in me wanted to compete, and seeing how so many of the people on this show took a turn for the worst, I'm glad that I only competed on one season. Being on the sidelines for the next 2 seasons taught me how to socialize better, and how to curb my anger. I am shocked that I was able to make some friends on the show. I've done a few bodybuilding competitions over the years, and was a part of the Olympics for sprinting, but in general, I am not interested in the spotlight, hence no one seeing me that much. In general, I'm a hardcore feminist, so I organize events with others, and have been interested in women's rights. I actually did a double major in Political Science and Women's Rights, while also deciding to go into Martial Arts. One I stopped doing bodybuilding, and left the Olympics, I decided to own a Mixed Martial Arts studio, and it's doing well."
"Alright, well thank you for coming to do the interview. The door is over there," concluded Josh, as he ushered his left hand to the door. Eva didn't even bother to say a bye, shake a hand, or offer a hug, before she stormed out of the room, and the building.
