Josh just shook his head, "The both you are painfully messy, delusional girls in your own ways, so I am not shocked that neither one of you got along. Lindsay is next on the list."
Izzy took her picture, "I always found her to be VERY sexy, and VERY fun. We always got along, and she even partook in my snake dancing, and I did headstands with her too. I knew about her hookups with Tyler, and I wanted to watch them show their LOVE to one another. It was SO SCANDALOUS, SALACIOUS, AND JUICY, so I encouraged them to keep hooking up, and she told me EVERYTHING. We got a lot closer once we came back, and when Beth was not in the picture, since it was the two of us in Heather's alliance. She was telling me about how sick and tired she was of Heather, and I encouraged her to turn on Heather, since I wanted to see them fight, but Lindsay never went for it. Before she left, she told me to make the move on Big-O, and I did that as soon as she left. When we were on the Killer Grips, there was some tension, mainly due to Beth and Justin talking shit about me to her, and I had to remind her OVER AND OVER again that Tyler wasn't there anymore. We had some arguments over the season, but we got along in "World Tour", when Beth and Justin weren't there anymore. She was by my side the entire time after Owen and I broke up, but of course Beth got mad and we had another argument on the yacht, since people wanted to call me out for being a mess, and she said something, and I told her that she plays dumb so she can do whatever she wants. Which was why she was flirting with Justin and Alejandro. We haven't spoken a whole lot since, but if there's a TD event or something else happening, we have a grand ol' time."
He knew that what he was going to bring up was a sensitive topic, "So, Eva kind of told me and the producers behind us about what happened with you and Noah, but I want to hear your side of the events. You two were friends by the time of the "TDI" special, and seemed like you were friends in the beginning of "WT", but things suddenly changed.
Izzy started grasping the table aggressively, and tried to not get angry, "I'm sorry. I'm trying not to let Explosivo take over right now. Anyways, Noah was a fun person to tease, since it was clear that he's someone who didn't have much experience in life, and needed a push to loosen up. I was trying to do this from the first challenge, and even after he kissed Cody, I tried to get him to joke about it, but he had a HUGE meltdown over it. Noah was shocked with how smart I was when I started talking to him about mathematics, quantum physics, history, and all of that stuff, so we got along about that. This continued for a while, and we would hang out at the bar in the resort a lot, and we got along more because Noah and Eva were in a shockingly good place. During the special, the three of us had a REALLY good time with one another, and it was one of the best adventures of my life. I felt like I was being accepted, and while it wasn't something I aspired with the cast, it was still a nice feeling. It also showed me that deep down, Noah and Eva longed for friendship, adventure, and acceptance."
"So if things were turning out well, what happened that caused everything to change?"
A slight tear was starting to fall from her right eye, "Noah wanted contact with a bunch of Hollywood producers, and since I was acting at the time, he asked me for a lot of contacts, and I gave them to him. Of course that did not work, and I entered "World Tour" thinking that we're still cool. He helped me dress up as a zombie, told me to not help Amazon with the camels, he took care of me after the challenge when I jumped into the radioactive box, since I in a silly way thought that it was a radio. We cracked a lot of jokes together throughout Germany and the Amazon. What I didn't know was all of the trash talking he was doing behind my back. Like, calling me crazy was one thing, but he added a lot of bitterness to it, and then he convinced Owen to dump me, which Eva showed me once I got back. When I was in a coma, I remember a producer, and Noah hovering over me whispering things in my ear, and I didn't know what it was at the time. Noah was booted after DJ and I, and he was RANTING and RAVING about the producers helping Alejandro and Duncan booting him. Something just SNAPPED in my head, and with Eva's help, I realized that Noah and the producers plotted to get me to breakup with Owen, and Owen agreed to it. I had a HUGE meltdown, and I SNAPPED on Noah. The three of us, with Eva being the third, got into a HUGE screaming match at the Aftermath hotel, and I strangled Noah. He pulled my hair, tried to kick me in my chest, and it was NASTY. EVERYONE had to split the two of us apart."
Josh let out an obnoxious gasp, "HOLY SHIT. Not even Eva said that. I had no idea things got so nasty between the two of you. She did mention that the 4 of you got into a blowup on the yacht during "ROTI"."
"Yeah... Owen avoided speaking to me when he arrived to the Aftermath hotel in "World Tour", and I didn't want to speak to him either. Apparently Owen wanted to speak to the two of us, and things were going well, but Noah had to start with his snide ass comments, and then Eva and I snapped, being tired of his shit. I realized AFTER "World Tour" that Noah was the one that caused people to stop working with me regarding acting, and was the one who leaked that clip that EVERYONE ON SET knew was a curse. So I snapped at him about that, he pulled victim, and then Owen got mad at me. This happened when were on the yacht. Eva and I started throwing drinks and chairs. And then some years afterwards, his bitch girlfriend and her bitchy sister tried to start stuff with me over stuff that happened YEARS ago, and they got beat up. I don't respect Noah, and he genuinely hurt me."
He patted her hand in an attempt to comfort her, "I am sorry for that. So Sierra's first scene shows you feeding her information, as she is working for Celebrity Manhunt. What was your relationship with her like?"
Izzy started smiling when Sierra came up, "So after we left "Action", everyone was shocked with the media attention, and Sierra's blog was the biggest one. I met her for lunch, and we had a good ol time, so we exchanged numbers, and I started spilling tea to her. We even partied together at clubs, and in my own place. I took her to a few of my sets, and a few of my premiere parties. Sierra is just as crazy and as fun as I am, so I felt comfortable, and she's like a sister from another mister. She took me on a bunch of adventures, and sneaking around to get the next dish. I told her that the network was looking for newbies to be on the third season, and I recommended her to the producers. She thanked me for the opportunity, and I had to convince her to not mention ANY of it, or else she would have been gone. Noah did not want her or Alejandro to be on, and that was another reason why things got tense between him and I. A lot of people were pissed off at me for befriending her, but it's not my fault that she's LIVELY and an AMAZON! I had no issue switching teams with her once we actually started playing the season. We commonly met up after every challenge to raid food, and to barge into the production rooms to gather whatever the hell we wanted."
"Heather revealed that the two of you had a sexual relationship. Is there any truth to this? And what is your perspective on this?"
"Heather is such a sick bitch. Sierra and I only ate one another out a few times on the plane. Owen didn't care, and he had no grounds to talk, especially with what he did with Justin. Sierra's good with her tongue, but after a few times, we decided to end it. Sierra is really a turn up girl in every way. I helped her with physiotherapy, and she of course recovered very quickly. Heck, even Heather gave Sierra some hair products that had her hair grow back quickly. Of course she was put into an institution after "All-Stars", and I checked up on her on a regular basis, and she told me EVERYTHING that happened, and of course most of it didn't make it on the show. Even when I made my cameo in her boot episode, I told her about ALL the tea that was happening in the Aftermath hotel that the non-S5 competing members of both generations were doing at the time. THAT is another story, for another day. Sierra and I remain good friends, as she rides for me, and I ride for her. Sierra deserved better than those two scumbags Cameron and Cody."
Josh shook his head, whether it was in agreement or not is debatable, "I'm glad that you found someone that you remained in contact with outside of the show, since it seems like you don't speak to most of the cast. So, Trent was on your team for the two seasons he was on, so you must have some polarizing thoughts on him."
She took the picture of the musician, and gave a nonchalant expression, "Something about Trent was always off, and a bit crazy. I saw though him from the beginning, and knew that he wasn't as chill, relaxed, and easygoing than he portrayed himself as. NO ONE is that bland in real life, unless you're actively trying to hide something. It was cool that he didn't snap at me for the bear prank like everyone else, I will admit that. He spent SO MUCH TIME trying to get to know Gwen, that he alienated himself from everyone else on the team. What people DON'T know is that there were moments where he went on walks or whatever, and would start ticking. I did know about the 9 thing, but him going so far out of his way to hide his real self is why it was so easy for people to boot him in "Island", and I thought he kissed Heather on purpose because Lindsay told me that he was ALL OVER HER on the canoe challenge. I didn't think he was a good choice for being a leader in the Killer Grips, and he was CLEARLY in over his head. He didn't want me on the team, and he didn't want me to do anything. I initially felt bad for his breakup, but then I realized that he was more and more at fault, and benefitted from the misogyny that the cast, producers, and eventually the audience showed against Gwen, so we got into an argument about it later on in the season. He was too boring to interact with after that."
"And finally, we have Tyler. What are your thoughts on him?"
"I don't have many thoughts on Tyler? I tried to get him and Lindsay to hook up as much as possible on "Island", and that was mainly for my own entertainment, but that was really it with our interactions. Watching them have sex made me please myself, and it FOR SURE WAS A SHOW, HEHEHEHEHE! Watching him and Eva fight and argue at Playa de Losers was funny as hell. He tried to join my adventurous conquests during that time and in the "TDA" aftermaths, but he failed so often, and it was making me look bad, so I had to tell him to politely sit the hell down. It was fun poking and prodding at him during Team Chris Is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot. Being the messy and crazy girl that I am, I rubbed it in his face that his GOOD FRIEND Al was flirting with his FORGOTTEN GIRLFRIEND Lindsay, and seeing the temper tantrums he faced was funny as hell. The temper tantrums he threw after Lindsay was booted was kind of funny, but kind of sad as well. I had to cheer him up from crying, since Noah and Owen were useless, and Alejandro was too insincere. He was kind of cool, but kind of a "stupid guy", hahahahahaha."
Josh stretched his hands and fingers, as he continued to ask her questions, "So now that we've gone through your cast, what have your experiences been with the second and third generations, if you met any of them? You did make cameos in the fourth and fifth season, so you must have dealt with quite a few people from the "ROTI" cast."
Izzy started to laugh, "Yes, I remember dropping by on the new cast in a spider suit, and the main reason was because I wanted to know the JUICY GOODS. Anne Maria and Mike did A LOT more than kiss during that challenge. I caught them having SEX, like doggystyle. He was pulling her hair, smacking her around, and Anne pinned him down, put his legs up, and started fucking him too. I was like, GOTADMN, these newbies are bold. That Zoey girl was PRESSED as a playbook, and she REALLY showed her bitch side, because she heard about them getting it on. What people didn't hear was the curse words that Zoey said. The two girls went AT IT HONEY, like worse than Leshawna and Heather back in the day. Kidnapping Dawn was cool, and we bonded over the ointments, aliments, and her spiritual aura reading, since I do have that trait too. Lightning has a booty that just never stops clapping, and I love his SHA rants, and referring to himself in the third person. Jo was an inferior Eva, and was being a bitch to her team, so I had fun capturing her. The tension between her and Brick was THICK. I think they should have just fucked and gotten it over with, but that's another story. Scott was ugly as hell, and I couldn't believe those fools were charmed by him. Sam's a BOSS. He SINGLE-HANDEDLY won the challenge for the team, and Dakota was spilling tea about her relationship with Sam, which I found to be SO CUTE. It reminded me of the good-ol days of Big-O and I. Sierra spilt even more tea to me about them after "All-Stars". "
"What about Cameron? He is the only person that we remember you interacting with over the show," Josh reminded her, remembering what happened between them on the show.
Izzy's face froze, before she started growling, which creeped everyone out, "FUCK CAMERON'S BOBBLEHEAD-ASS, AND I'LL TELL THAT TO HIS FACE AGAIN!" After seeing the others move back after her outburst, Izzy did a few more breathing exercises to get herself together, "Sorry about that. So, Cameron had the nerve to be brave, step out of his bubble, and knock me down during my cameo, he decided to talk MAD SHIT about me for the REST OF THE TIME I WAS THERE. Apparently he feared me, but went out of his way to trash talk me. Apparently he did this for the ENTIRETY of his two seasons, and once I heard what he did to Sierra, it was a WRAP. Once Alejandro was done with dragging that skeleton everywhere at the premiere party after whooping his ass, I gave him a beating that was 10 times worse. Dawn, B, and Staci are the ones I speak to the most out of them all."
Josh just shook his head, "What about your experiences with the "Pahkitew Island" cast? I'm sure you would have been the normal person if you were put on that cast. Holy crap, that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one."
"I know, and I totally agree. Bridgette invited most of the 1st generation girls, and Jasmine invited most of the 3rd generation girls to Australia, and this was while Geoff and Leonard was doing the spinoff. Jasmine's rock-climbing and wilderness skills are UBER RAD, and we bonded over that. I tend to befriend Amazonian women, so she was up my alley. Scarlett was locked up, but we did communicate, and I did visit her when she was in juvie, just to pick at her mind. The twins were okay, but their drama bored me to tears, and neither one of them seem that adventurous. Sky was also a bit boring for the type of athletes I hang out with, but we did spar A LOT during the trip. Sugar reminded me of Owen, who I was not fond of at the time, and was even NASTIER, in personality, and habits. We got into it A LOT on that trip, and she tried to make mention of trying to hook up with Owen to piss me off. Ella is nice, but her singing makes me want to shoot myself. Shawn was cool when I met up with him afterwards, Topher was... meh-at-best, but I had to deal with him a lot due to Sierra. Max is SO CUTE, and SO HILARIOUS. I hang out with him A LOT actually, because of his cute experiments, and delusions about being EVVIIIILLL. Scarlett and I do speak through email, and only email, since neither one of us trust those social media platforms, and government wires are observing everything else."
"Okay, the final person we're going to talk about today is Owen," he mentioned, and slowly handed her the picture. She started to get teary-eyed and emotional already, "I know this is a sensitive topic, and you're usually not sensitive like this, so I'm gonna be easy on you. How did you two start interacting to begin with, and describe your relationship in the first season."
Her eyes never left the picture of her ex, and a small smile started unknowingly forming on her face, "We started bonding over... lunch on the first day, and I knew about velocity making jumps more chaotic, so I was shocked but impressed that he took the dive off the cliff. I knew that he was a star in the making from the beginning, and I wanted to get to know him. He was so adventurous, daring, and positive, which from the overweight people I have met in my life, that was never the case. We had small little talks, and I was blushing and giggling like a little school girl. I told him about my rattlesnake dance, and he wanted me to show it, but I was too nervous. When the talent show happened, I demonstrated it, and I locked into his eyes, where I felt our souls connecting in that very moment. He went on to talk about his bear stories, and I found it to be so attractive, especially with him being some meaty provider, and he was the only one who found my bear prank to be funny. Come on, we're on a show, we're hanging out in the summer, and it's time we had fun. We always played canasta together, and when we were on the plane together, we just cuddled each other the entire time. I was so scared, he was so scared, and we comforted one another. It was nice. We continued where we were once I came back to the competition, and I knew that booting Owen was the wrong choice, though the other girls tried to warn me."
Josh wanted to push this conversation in a certain direction, "You mentioned that the other women warned you. Two episodes later, you and Owen officially hook up, and everyone is proud for the both of you. But then he threw you to what he perceived to be the killer. Did you think that would be a sign of the end of your relationship?"
Izzy started drying up her tears, "Wow... and yes, after we broke up, I always go to that moment, and realize that it was never going to work out, and Owen was always for himself. We bonded over the scary movie, Lindsay before she left told me to go for Owen, and even Gwen and Leshawna knew about my crush on him. I knew that this would be my moment, and us referring to ourselves in the third person only made everything salacious. Owen and I were about to do what Anne Maria and Vito did in their scary night time challenge, until the "killer" showed up. I thought it was a VERY weak move on his part, and we DID NOT speak before I was booted. I was sitting in Playa de Losers, and realized that I didn't want to end this experience on a bad note, so me helping Owen win the finale was my way of showing that I forgive him, and I want to give it a shot. We went out to do some promo while still staying at Playa, and we did a few eating contests at the time, which is why in the special, you see us do that, and he proclaimed his love for me. Outside of the "date" with the monster, which was really just me interrogating Chef, "Action" was the most fun we ever had. I was feeling my ulter-egos and nicknames at the time, but it did cause some tension with Owen and I, but we worked through it quickly. When I returned, we REALLY got it on. Things were a bit rocky for a while, hence him blowing Justin, and me going on a "date", but we agreed to be official official, hence our flirting and calling one another desserts, the eating pizza contest we had. We had a lot of great conversations, and after biting him in the arm, Owen was turned on, and he told me that he wanted to make love to me. We made love after the Hospital challenge, and before the Horror challenge, hence us being stuck together like glue, but I was also kind of annoyed that he kept calling me cute, since he knew that I wanted to be taken seriously, and I was planning to TAKE JUSTIN DOWN."
"When Owen got his jaw injured, we saw a serious, depressed, and an angry side of you that was never shown before. Take me to that moment, and explain your emotions."
"I was angry at Chef and the show for being so irresponsible, and I was hurt FOR Owen, since he didn't deserve that, and I knew how much eating, and enjoying culinary meant for him. He could barely even talk, and he was so dejected. It also meant he had to leave for a while, and I had to deal with Beth, Lindsay, and Justin who were ALL annoying the hell out of me. Once we were both booted, I nursed his jaw back to health, and we planned our lives together. We both had our own goals with our careers, and we lived further away from one another than most of the other couples, but we promised to visit one another every weekend, and we did that. We were fine the entire time during the off-season, and were planning to move together once we both graduated. Starting the new season, we were fine. We were flirting with one another when he was in that spider costume, we wanted to be on the same team, and we enjoyed all of the places we were seeing, despite the both of us being nervous about being on a plane. There were no issues, and if Owen had any issue, he would have said it. He had no problem doing so previously."
Josh was confused, "So, you had NO inclination that things would take a downturn in your relationship? How did you feel when you returned back to normal after being "Brainzilla", and how was it when you saw him after the breakup?"
She shook her head horizontally in anger, "There was NO inclination. ZERO. Watch the episodes. Even through the episode before we broke up, there were NO issues. Owen never said or implied ANYTHING, and I only kicked him in the kiwis once or twice, so I can't believe him and Noah used that narrative. When it happened, I think I was hypnotized into breaking up with him by the producers and Noah, so when I came back to normal, I felt... violated, and I felt confused. Noah showed up next being the smug ass he was, and then all of the comments added up, so I started having SEVERAL freakout meltdowns. Owen claimed on the show that he missed me and he regretted it, but he NEVER spoke to me ONCE when he was booted, and for the rest of the season. It just showed that he was insincere, and a sellout. While I didn't see any signs during the season, the sign was when he DID THE SAME THING TO ME DURING THE KILLER CHALLENGE IN THE FIRST SEASON. When we were on the yacht, Owen NEVER spoke to me either, which INFURIATED me even more. By that point, we watched the season play out, and I heard NOTHING from him. We sat by one another a few times during the summer, and it seemed like we were each waiting for the other to start the conversation, but Noah, Sierra, or Eva, but mainly Noah would show up to make sure that didn't happen, and some awkward blowout would take place with the four of us."
"So we know that Geoff and Bridgette went on a double date after "The Ridonculous Race", and from what I've been told, it seemed like you two were on speaking terms. What was your take on this."
Her nose started sniffing, "When I first got a PM from Bridgette about it, I thought it was strange. It had been about 5 years since we broke up, since the date happened after the spinoff aired. When it first happened, I was nervous, but Owen and I together was just like old times. Joking around, fooling around, talking about a thousand things a second, eating and everything that caught our eye. He genuinely was interested in what I've done over the years, and I was genuinely interested in what he was up to over the years. He apologized to me for everything that happened, and blamed it on him being impressionable and insecure. By the end of that, we kissed, and promised to keep in contact."
Josh was curious, "Did he keep in contact with you?"
Izzy started crying again, "No,... or not for another few years. I did get a few calls about a year or two ago, and Owen was RANTING and RAVING about Noah and Emma. Like, he was as mad as he was at Heather during the final 6 challenge in the first season. Apparently some stuff went down between the three, no... the four of them, since it involved that Kitty girl. By this time, Sierra and I fought those girls over some stupid stuff, so I didn't care about their problems. He kept on saying that he wanted his life back, and he wanted agency back, so that's... interesting. It seems like he realized that Noah, Emma, and Izzy used him up for his fame and popularity, but now there's nothing left. I don't know much about their fallout, but I am SURE it happened, and I want to know more."
"Alright, you have been an interesting interview, and I'm actually shocked with how it's been interesting, since it's not in the way I would have thought. Here is the last set that I have to ask you. What did you learn from being on "Total Drama", and what have you been up to since your last time on the show?
She was quiet for a long time, and was unsure about how to answer it, "I don't know if I learned anything to be honest. I knew beforehand that living in the moment is the best way to live life, and I still think that now. I knew that I didn't have many friends before the show, and I still don't have many friends. It sucks that I was not able to make strong bonds with most of the cast, but it's their loss. Producer manipulation and exploitation was something that I always knew, as well as desperate famewhores who will throw anyone under the bus. If I did learn anything, it was that a lot of my erratic and eccentric antics are due to a defense mechanism that I have, because I've been... lonely for a while, and people don't really care to hear about my knowledge. Being an empath causes me to see things that the average person doesn't see, and having access to parts of the brain that the average human doesn't have access to makes you stand out, and not in a good way. I signed on the show for the adventure, but I also wanted to make friends, and interact with different people. After the show, I resumed my acting career, and had A LOT of success with that for about 5-6 years. I've made enough money from doing movies and shows, to the point where I can retire. Now, I am a flight attendant, and a tourist blogger, as I enrich myself more and more with different cultures and spirits. I am also planning on starting a crystal spirit business. Just taking it easy, you know."
Josh reached out to shake her hand as he spoke, "Well, I want to thank you for joining us with this interview, and I wish you the best of..." He was soon cut off.
Izzy hopped onto the chair, and then onto the table, "It's a REAL SLICE. SAYONARA TOTAL DRAMA CELEBRITY MANHUNT PEEPS!" She jumped up to the vent that she entered in, and made her exit, still showing signs of the 16-year old Izzy that was on the show.
